Friday, April 5, 2013

Large And In Charge!

So for E I didn't want to do Easter, as it's over and may make some curse my keester. Of course that is fun too but I figured an increase should come due. So for E it is time to Enlarge at my sea.

Some things are ever so small,
We'll avoid giving the gutter a call.
But I'm sure it is a wish,
To enlarge such things on ones dish.

Enlarge your feet,
That would be sweet.
Enlarge your home,
To the size of Rome.

Will need to enlarge your street.
But can gain more ground with large feet.
Enlarge your electric bill,
Enlarge your cleaning thrill.

Enlarge your lawn,
Enlarge seems like a long con.
Now you need more income,
As you give an enlarge hum.

With your enlarged room,
Enlarged furniture blooms.
Enlarge your bed,
Making it cause dread.

Enlarge your tub,
Damn thing can fit a sub.
Takes an hour to fill up,
Even to bath a pup.

Which has an enlarged space,
To enjoy a messy embrace.
Enlarged enough from view,
That more mess can be caused for you.

Enlarged space for the relatives too,
As they come and bother you.
Enlarged garage you have to fill,
Upping your insurance bill.

For you need that enlarged car,
With all the bells and whistles, including its own bar.
Enlarging your liquor bill,
Making your liver feel ill.

What fun this enlargement plot,
To flaunt to all who have a small cot.
When our enlarged crap,
Barely ever even gets used after falling into the enlargement trap.

Look at the cat going all high ground today. Who knows what can happen when from the gutter I stray. But never fear I will go back, plenty upcoming may give one a heart attack. What were you hoping for a magic pill for things to umm fill? Could not resist one final enlargement pass. I can't go fully out of the gutter with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

110 comments:

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    1. Hahahahaha..... Yay!!! Look at you Manzi!! You are on top!

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    2. By a fluke. No one was home
      So I stayed and didn't roam.

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    3. Just a tad slow
      A slight diversion though
      An announcement tomorrow!

      Hank

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    4. Manzi got first
      With her burst
      That is a first
      Hank has an announcement burst
      Hmm this could be fun to see
      And I used the same rhyme so sue me

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  2. To enlarge this big amount
    You'd have to pay to make it count
    When the day is half-way through
    Better enlarge the paycheck too

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    1. Yep everything has to go up
      If one wants an enlarged cup

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  3. I wish I had an enlarged income and an enlarged tub! I will just enlarge your comments with this one.

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    1. Well at least you enlarged away
      Today somewhat at my bay haha

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  4. One thing I don't want to enlarge is my yard. That would mean more mowing in the summer. I am with Poke The Rock on a enlarged income...

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    1. Agree on both
      Hate mowing the lawn and my wallet could use growth

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  5. I need the enlarged tub...in my backyard. Lol

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  6. In this day and age, we want everything to be large
    Sometimes we want things to be as large as a barge
    We want everything to be huge
    SO much so that we are overrun by a societal deluge
    We want everyhthing to be "more"
    To me though, thatv can sometimes be a bore

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    1. Yep very much agree
      Too much can cause many glee
      But then what the hell can you do with it all
      Sit and let it wither away in your enlarged hall

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  7. Enlarge your wants
    To create demand
    Enlarge your acquaintances
    To have more friends
    Enlarge your efforts
    To gain support
    Reduce your daze
    Enlarge your money base!

    Hank

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    1. Well the last I would like
      To take a hike
      As then a mountain of dough
      Could surely show
      That would be grand
      In my land

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  8. enlarge your tub, i would not mind, though i dont have problems of the taft kind, i just like room to soak you know, bet no one says they would like to enlarge their behind, bigger is better you know...size matters...smiles.

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    1. haha the bigger the better you say
      I wonder what you are alluding to today
      And yeah a bigger tub is grand
      Can soak away in ones land

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  9. Enlarge is never all it is cracked up to be

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  10. While the world wants to enlarge I would wish it smaller,
    less concrete, no cities so the trees could grow taller.
    My little island is ever so tiny,
    the sea surrounding it bright blue and shiny.

    So enlarge away,
    there at your bay.
    Keep my place petite
    and life will be sweet.

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    1. Yeah I agree
      Here at my sea
      To much crap to charge
      When you enlarge
      So I would screw that
      And just be a hermit cat

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  11. I wondered if you would pop that pill
    and get your tiny little thrill
    so the Viking Lady would be drooling
    while you were busy mewling
    that whole scene just makes me sick
    all those places you guys ----- never mind, I can't finish, I feel nauseous

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    1. The pill wouldn't work
      It would add no perk
      For the cat is snip snip
      So he just gets a good grip
      The chews some fat
      I know you like hearing that

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    2. That's it, I'm officially sick!!!!

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    3. Yippeee
      Such things delight me

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    4. Because the cat is mean as hell
      and the sewer is where you dwell

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    5. Lots of rats to eat
      For a tasty treat

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  12. Ha, I am going to pass on ENLARGING. I have reached the point where I can appreciate whatever I have in whatever size it is!!

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    1. Yeah I don't need it at my zoo
      Just too much to clean between me and you

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  13. biggey big is all we want..
    hunger goes on.. isn't it

    loved that home being size of Rome part :P

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    1. Yeah all want bigger and bigger indeed
      Rome is what some strive for at their feed

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  14. I got a new bathtub/shower wall about five years ago and I don't think I ever filled the tub up.


    showers are faster and use enough water to fill a few cups.

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    1. Yep shower is way faster at ones zoo
      Although bathtub works when aches are all over you

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  15. Enlarge? Some things, you do not want to.

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    1. That is sure true
      Many things you don't want to

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  16. Super size is all the rage
    But I don't need a bigger ass at my age!!!

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    1. LOL may not at any age
      But I'm sure the older one is the less it is all the rage

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  17. orlin N cassie...

    honest lee we wwod like ta see R foodz dish enlarged
    then insted oh fillin it with just kibble.. we could toss in sum pizza piez, sghetti, pork chops, cake, donuts, flounder, mackeral, trout, sea bass, fish stiks, ham samiches....

    wait a minit...wear iz de dish...oh well, LUNCH BRAKE :)

    hope everee one haza grate week oh end !

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    1. haha you all might be rather large after that too
      And a heart attack may come due

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  18. I would like to enlarge
    My bank account money
    And by a river barge
    For my fishing honey!

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    1. Think we'd all like that one
      Then we could have some fun

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  19. So you want to 'Super Size' that?

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  20. "Auntie" fighting a cold, so her comment is .... lol. Usually say "short," but suppose here, it should be "OLD".

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    1. See there you go
      Hope the germs go away soon at your show

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  21. I'm sure Schultz would like an enlarged tub for his baths. But that would mean an enlarged mess. No thank you!

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    1. Can't have one without the other
      Which is sure known by each mother

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  22. I would love to enlarge my 1 bdrm apartment. lol

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    1. Me too
      This plus is crappier than a cage at the zoo

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  23. Big in all departments they say!

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    1. At least consistency comes due
      That way for all to view

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  24. It is that time of year, our weeds are really getting large!

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    1. Those weeds make a good snack too
      At ones zoo

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  25. Enlargement aside
    Now that I decide
    To downsize soon
    To a little cocoon.

    Housecleaning and finding stuff will be much easier :)

    Thanks, Pat Hatt.

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    1. Yeah especially the cleaning up
      So much faster but may not be liked by the pup

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  26. Enlarge is definitely an interesting word to choose, love this idea mate, great post.

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    1. Yeah just popped in
      So away I went with it at my bin

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  27. Don't you dare come fully out of the gutter, Pat!

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  28. Bigger isn't always better, that is true
    but I wouldn't mind trying a bigger bank account cure
    or maybe a bigger bathtub would be neat
    but I really wouldn't want to have bigger feet!
    hahaha.

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    1. haha but bigger feet
      Could let you walk faster down the street

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  29. "What fun this enlargement plot,
    To flaunt to all who have a small cot.
    When our enlarged crap,
    Barely ever even gets used after falling into the enlargement trap."
    Liked it...amazing indeed!

    Regards
    ~Kriti~
    [Stopping by from A to Z Blogging]

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    1. Glad I can amaze
      As you come to gaze

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  30. O Cat, you can enlarge your mat
    to write enlarged books with that,
    enlarged crew,
    enlarged dues
    for you tremendously reduce
    your working hours...-
    sneak to the cruise!

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    1. That would be nice
      But costs a pretty price
      So no hours can be reduced yet
      By Pat or the pet

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  31. Well, I wouldn't mind an enlarged house, but I'm not sure an enlarged electric bill would be good!

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    1. Always a catch indeed
      To every thing we want or need

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    1. haha that I did indeed
      Fun to use at my feed

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  33. Completely Amazing!
    Love your post.
    Happy A to Z!!!
    -g-

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    1. Thanks for the love
      I'll send a dove

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  34. This was so fun to read Pat ~ I can think of enlarged wallet, but not feet, a enlarged garden, but not weeds and finally an enlarged _______ yeah~ smiles ~

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    1. hahaha could go on all day
      And get in to gutter land too with enlarge on display

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  35. Our lawn is fake,
    You'd think that would make
    it less appealing
    to the critters that be
    but something is making
    ridges
    right underneath...

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    1. A fake one you say
      That must make for easy mowing at your bay
      And the critters will still play
      As they have fun on any display

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  36. I've just enlarged my shower (omg it's fab!) and it can now fit my enlarged body!

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    1. haha all that enlarging pays off
      So now no one will scoff

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  37. Darn, I need a bigger box! Have a nice weekend, Pat:)

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    1. Damn boxes are so small
      They need to more more tall

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  38. Oh no you continue to do that alphabet stuff
    I'd thought you would of had enough
    Why not come join me
    In the alternate alphabet reality?
    Enlarge everything
    I say with a grin :)

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    1. haha yeah then it comes
      That all have large bums
      Could work I suppose
      But be hard on the toes
      And bah the a to z
      Gives me a break at my sea
      So I follow along
      With a rhyme and song

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  39. Men are from Mars
    Women, from Venus
    Just show me a man with an enlarged...
    Wallet.

    xoRobyn

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    1. What you did not want to rhyme Venus for me?
      To dirty for thee hahaha

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  40. Haha, I am one of those people who would love to live in a tiny home!

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    1. Tiny homes aren't bad
      Much easier to keep clean your pad

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  41. by the time I finished reading, it felt like I had just watched an extenze/viagra commercial.

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    1. LOL your mind was surely in the gutter
      Hope you didn't stutter

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  42. Today's thoughts are very large
    to enlarge you might have to charge
    then my wallet would be smaller
    to pay for all the larger

    I'd rather have a larger mind
    I'd rather have larger time
    I'd rather have a larger heart

    I'd rather live in a tiny cottage
    that takes smaller wattage
    I'd write on pages of black and white
    until the last glimpse of sunlight..
    drift to dreams in the moonlight...

    where:

    Sometimes large is nice..



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    1. Sounds like the way to be
      Just living in a place that is tiny
      And upping everything else within
      Sure would be a win

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    2. Hey Pat,

      I think you missed a couple...that's not like the cat..

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    3. haha, you must have been writing while I was writing..the cat still has it at his mat..

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  43. So E's not for Easter? E's for Enlarge?
    That best describes my credit card charge.
    Bigger and bigger each month it grows,
    and out the door the money flows.

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    1. Know that all to well
      Credit card charges can be hell

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  44. To write about Easter may be profane.
    To take that guff may be considered insane.
    But, I didn't mind at all
    just not THIS year, is all.
    Cause twas in March it came.

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    1. Yeah that moon
      Had to go and commune
      There in march for Easter
      Screwing up the post from my keester

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  45. I don't think my pedicured feet would look so cute in strappy stilettos if they were enlarged. I wish our 24-hour day as we know it could be enlarged. I wouldn't complain if we could have an extra hour or two.

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    1. That would be nice I suppose
      But could cause woes
      As it could enlarge work hours too
      Which would just be eww

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  46. i'm one of those bigger the better people

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=582720965073078&set=a.223317921013386.67258.100000055391837&type=1&theater

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    1. Not always the case
      Though nice to embrace

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  47. Get a bar of gold. Enlarge. Cut into smaller bars. Enlarge.

    Rinse. Repeat. Retire.

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    1. Now there is a plan
      Once which I am a fan

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  48. Enlarge? Um... how much do they charge? ;)

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    1. They charge a ton
      Enough to make you run

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  49. Yes, the world is material today
    Some people want more at their bay
    More, bigger, larger, better
    The grass is always greener
    Keeping up with the Jones
    What a bunch of looney tunes
    We need more spirituality
    And less triviality

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    1. That we due
      But many want more at their zoo
      And keep on showing
      As the grass on their lawn keeps growing
      With no one mowing
      And the credit keeps flowing

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  50. I would like to enlarge my chocolate stash without enlarging my ass.

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    1. haha that is a great wish
      So then you could eat more off your dish

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