Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Oligogenics Brings The Scary And Hairy!

Today the cat will save you some dough, I'm so nice I know. Unless you too are snip snip, then go ahead and throw out a hip. But for O oligogenics is at play, which will make you want to put it away.


With this good old boy,
There is no joy.
Don't even be coy,
Just reach for a toy.

Less hair on a cat,
But don't consider that.
Such things will bring about the SPCA,
Maybe they'll drag him away?

Make you want to knit a sweater.
At least nothing gets wetter.
Leaving clean sheets.
Until your lint brush supply depletes.

Plus no grooming costs at all.
Could use plenty at his hall.
But what do you care?
You're using him as an oligogenic at your lair.

At least he can't sneeze,
Does that make you weak in the knees?
I didn't think so,
Proving oligogenics is at work at my show.


I can't forget the man.
Although of oligogenics he is only a fan,
If things keep progressing,
For with it men are always regressing.

Hair in the nose?
There she blows.
A lazy eye?
Look to the sky.

A blown up rack?
Hear them clackity clack.
Too big to move?
Find a groove.

So the only way,
Oligogenics works at any man bay,
Is to bring forth the dead,
Bet some would still get a-head.

But dead and hungry would disway most.
After all they don't want to share food at their coast.
Plus if she got a good grip,
You'd be good and snip snip.

Guess what it means yet? Aren't I a sly pet? Oligogenics is another word for birth control and with such companions I'm sure that would be an easy goal. There was my helpful way of population control class. I enjoy being a helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

102 comments:

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    1. Congrats Mrs Lovett, now your name
      Will illustriously appear on cat's Hall of Fame.

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    2. Hello! Manzanita...
      Thank-yoo!

      now your name
      Will illustriously appear on cat's Hall of Fame.

      Oh! really? That's great!
      deedee :)

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    3. A hall of fame you say?
      Hmm that must be buried in the litter box at my bay

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  2. you are invited to follow my blog

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    1. And you can stick it up your gazoo
      You spammer you

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    2. Way to chat, Pat Hatt!
      Three cheers; laughing tears!

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    3. haha thanks for the cheers
      Be fun if the dirty spammer comes back and peers

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  3. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    Well, well, well, what do I see here at your mat...
    None other than two images who can be used to control birth here on this good earth...

    By the way,
    If the first image is someone dad and you want to buy him a gift forget purchasing him slippers... Instead, just buy him some good[ears and nose]clippers!
    ha!ha!


    Is the second image a lady? If so, she may not be hairy, but she truly looks scary!!!!

    Thanks, for sharing the word Oligogenics which I have never heard before...Well, not until I visited your shore!
    deedee :)

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    1. Oops! I meant to type:
      None other than two images which can be used to control birth here on this good earth...

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    2. Yeah the first is a man
      Who is in need of more than a tan
      And the second is female
      Dead and zombied and as slow as a snail

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  4. The pictures woke me with fright
    I thought it doesn't look right
    But thanks for the new word today
    Now I will just groove away at my bay ~

    Grace

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    1. Groove away with the word
      No matter how absurd

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  5. One of your best yet!!! If I wasn't past child rearing age, I would NEVAH have sex again after seeing that hairy monster for fear my baby would look like him!!!!

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    1. hahaha yeah that could strike fear
      In anyone who wanted to child rear

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  6. Those are some FUGLY Guys. I have seen men with hair growing out their ears and sometimes a stray nose hair or two. Makes you wonder what their Momma looked like

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    1. Yeah would have to be sad
      To end up looking like that at their pad

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  7. Just saying yoohoo
    to the catly zoo.
    As for the birth control...
    you're oh so droll.

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    1. Glad I can amuse
      As you stop by for a cruise

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  8. I can't get over that first picture. I thank you for the nightmares I'll have tonight now..lol

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    1. haha your welcome for that
      Always fun to do by the cat

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  9. ok...that first guy...
    does he trim his eyebrows? Oh my.

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    1. Well his eyebrows are the least hairy
      And the least scary

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    2. makes me think it's a photo shop thing
      cuz hair would grow everywhere it springs.
      hahaha.

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    3. Yeah more than likely is
      But still a nasty biz

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  10. You know Pat, I legitimately had no idea what the heck Oligogenics was, I assumed it was something to do with causing hair growth haha, based off these photos. Also I know that recently I said that I loved your header and didn't think you could improve upon it, but I'll be the first to admit that I was so wrong, amazing!

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    1. haha yeah that is what one would think
      We first viewing him at my rink
      And glad I can top myself
      With the header at my shelf

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  11. Cat you have very keen eyes
    To pick such ultra sexy guys
    I was in love at first sight
    I'm sure one is Mr Right
    They'd be as cuddly as a bunny
    And speak loving words of honey
    There is one big dilemma
    Only one can be the winnah
    But which one to choose?
    I'd really need a lot of booze.

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    1. Not sure there is enough booze on earth
      For love to give birth
      Especially when the second one is a fail
      For it is female lol

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    2. So I read be still my head
      She/he looks just like Fred Hanson, my neighbor down the street. LOL
      But what the heck, even as a morphosis, she has her choice, even among the elite.

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    3. haha oh poor Fred
      That must cause him dread

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    1. Comment deleted
      My thoughts were superheated
      But my rhyming skills are depleted
      Nothing that needs to be repeated.

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    2. Couldn't get it right
      The first go around at my site?
      That is more fun anyway
      To see at my bay haha

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  13. Everyone is saying they are both guys? If I recall isn't that second one a female? Either way you do the trick.

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    1. "They do the trick, that wasn't slick.

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    2. That they do
      And yep a female is the second in view

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  14. A new word to add to my vocabulary,
    Although it may make some wary.
    Those pictures really would work for me,
    Can you imagine that hair on a baby?

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    1. haha that would be one ugly child
      Have to be left out in the wild

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  15. Learned a new word today, and learned it in a fun way.
    I like your new banner. :)

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    1. Learning and fun
      Who knew under my sun haha

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  16. Ew. I remember a movie the kids watched a bazillion years ago about a group of preteens who wanted desperately to have body hair. They came up with a potion that did it for them--but the hair wouldn't quit growing. So their pubic hair hung out the bottom of the jeans, and the nose hair hung down like a long beard.

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    1. Now that is one I have never seen
      And not one I really want on my screen haha

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  17. Are you absolutely sure you don't know my neighbor?!?!

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    1. I seem to get a lot right
      But have never had such a fright

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  18. I was worried about cutting a fringe(bangs), looking like the missus
    But no I think we should be sharpening the scissors

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    1. Sharp them really well
      Getting through that will be hell

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  19. Ever looked in crooked mirror?
    there you'll find your shadow weird,
    ugly, maybe with more hair
    you will run back in despair,
    stretching mouth in amazement
    back to liter box
    in basement...

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    1. Back the cat would surely go
      And you are in the know
      For in the litter he will have to be
      For such a sight would scare the crap out of a flea

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  20. Wow that is one hairy man
    I would say that most people who saw him likely ran
    He could invest in some shears
    So that he could trim those bushy ears

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    1. They'd have to be good and sharp though
      Or they'd never break through and the hair would continue to grow

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  21. clean shaven but in the ears and a nose

    I wish I could wash my eyes with a hose

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    1. LOL sorry for the woes
      I can provide a hose

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  22. Those are some wicked images! Ugh! You are right, they would sway me from procreating! When my son was in basic training for the USAF, he had to wear government provided eye wear. They called them BCG's for birth control glasses. They were truly dog ugly!

    Happy O day!
    tm

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    1. hahaha never heard that one
      I guess that is another way under the sun

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  23. Nice new look for your blog, Pat. I like it a lot! As for Oli and his over abundance of hair...ewe!!! I could have survived all day without seeing those ugly mugs!!! Still, you made me laugh, so it's all good. Best of the day to you:)

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    1. Glad you like the new look
      Here at my nook
      And eww is the right word
      Such hair is absurd

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  24. Learned a new word, and how to handle a turd
    Scary critters those be, keep 'em away from me!!!

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  25. Thanks for the vocabulary lesson! But what I mental image I'm going to carry around with me for the rest of the day!

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    1. Sorry for the image you will now walk around with all day
      But that does make me smile at my bay haha

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  26. I don't even think Nair would make a dent in all that hair! Yuck!

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    1. Yeah no point to even try
      Even the toughest buzzer would die

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  27. orlin N cassie...N R mom thinked her wuz havin a bad hair day :)

    LOL @ Adam

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    1. LOL not much can be worse than that
      Unless maybe an afro came connecting them at his mat

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  28. OMG! Where did you get those pictures? I can't believe there are really people who look like that!

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    1. haha the first I guess is real
      But the second is more of a reel deal

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  29. Scary pictures, Pat! Woah!
    I like how you gave the spammer the heave ho!

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    1. Yep a heave ho
      All the time at my show

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  30. I wouldn't be a mother
    If he was my significant other!!!

    Hey Pat, you are really amazing!!!

    jean xox

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    1. Glad I can amaze
      Even with scary people for all to gaze

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  31. Oh my......what a picture, not sure even a mother could love that, lol


    A-Z

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    1. Yeah that would scare the rats away
      From the whole neighborhood with its display

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  32. Those images are going to be hard to get out of my head. :P

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    1. haha could look at something worse
      That would get them out and make you curse

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  33. I thought the o word meant causing hair growth from weird places.
    I deduced this from a study of those faces.
    They would surely work as birth control, right off the bat.
    Been there, dated that.
    Well played, Pat and the cat.

    xoRobyn

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    1. You dated that
      My must have been scary at you mat haha

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  34. Oh my gosh,
    I'm awash
    in ugly.
    No snugly
    unless those two
    together, are in the dark and the dew

    I'm in awe of you and your 'O'

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    1. Glad I could awe
      With what you saw
      Even if in a bad way
      Here at my bay haha

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  35. As we grow older
    our hair gets bolder
    when faced with a bald head.
    It can't gain escape
    from a hardened pate.
    So it's through the nose and the ears, instead.

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    1. Need a transplant from elsewhere
      Where hair is less rare

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  36. Holy-o oligo, that guy is a sight.
    Can't say I like it, try as I might.
    Hairy and scary, there is no denying.
    If he were my partner, I would be crying.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha yeah crying would be the right thing to do
      Should either ever come into view

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  37. That 2nd pic is just...terrifying. hehe

    Thanks for teaching me a new word!!

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    1. Glad I could teach
      And yeah run if either of the were in reach

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  38. Can you imagine how much it would hurt for guy #1 to get waxed???

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    1. Wouldn't feel his face again for a week
      Surely be up the pain creek

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  39. YUCK! That's all we have to say today. We're so appalled our rhyming has palled!

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    1. hahahaha oh that was fun
      To get you to go yuck under our sun

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  40. you always make me smile,
    make me feel like a child
    watching cartoons
    about crazy people and fools
    and even with those odd looking pics
    your rhymes do the tricks!

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    1. Glad I can make you feel such a way
      As it is fun at any bay

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  41. Didn't get here in good time yesterday,
    as we had THUNDERSTORMS all day at my bay;
    and I basically left my computer off until the end of the day.

    I am glad I checked in anyway
    to see you tell the spammer to hit the hay
    and go on his own frickin' way!

    And the thunderstorms continue today!!!!!

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    1. Geez thunder all around
      Glad no blow outs were found
      Making you computer go poof
      And yep told off the spamming goof

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  42. Omy these pivctures make me feel scared:((

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    1. haha sorry for that
      But funny to the cat

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  43. We're not going to even attempt to rhyme
    This must take you alot of time
    (sorry about the crappy rhyme! just thought we'd jump on the bandwagon!)

    www.mkstyleramblings.blogspot.com.au

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