Monday, April 22, 2013

Today We Delve Into Round Twelve!

For S there is nothing else I could do than to bring the crazies once more to you. It works so well, especially with this round of search engine crazies who found my cell. For S is certainly at play. Just look at what this nut said many a different way.

"carrot in snowman butt
picture of real snowman mooning
mooning in the snow
snowman butt crack
snowman ass
snowman ass crack
snow man mooning
snow man butt
snowman butt
snowman showing his butt crack
how to make a snowman mooning
snowman with ass
pictures of snowman mooning
snowman+ass
snowman mooning
mooning snowman
mooning snowman pictures"

Someone seriously has an issue that needs more than a umm tissue. Snowman Cracks R Us will certainly let this or these nuts board the bus.

"a lot and lots of rats"

Someone really liked the R post, wanting lots of rats to come to their coast.

"pictures of peoples teeth that such they thubs"

Umm what? Can anyone figure out this nut? Suck thumbs? Hate it when people type out their bums.

"avoiding addiction when its in your dna"

Pffft just an excuse, maybe my dna let's me rhyme out my caboose?

"barney hotdog pillow images"

Do we even want to know? A purple dinosaur and a hot dog don't go together at any show.

"escaping globland"

There is no escape once you dawn the globland cape.

"why does johnny five poop in your shoe"

Clearly he does not like you. But I never knew a robot could poo.

"do not lie"

Why is that? It is so fun for the cat. But why would you type that in Google? Must have lied and gave you something to oogle.

"man's eye pops out"

That would be a sight and probably a fright.

"scariest picture ever nicolas cage"

While I agree he is scary indeed. Sure honey boo boo tops him on any feed.

"two grandmas kissing"

Hmmmm well better than the snow man guy's fetish I suppose. Still curls my toes.

"golly gee i'm a lucky boy"

I guess he found two grandmas kissing and figured out what he was missing.

"will you be my valentine cat"

A little late, but no! Hate that day at my show.

"animal booby"

Fetish seems to be the word of the day with these crazies on display.

"pick nose wallpaper"

Blah to that. I hope you don't pick and flick as that is eww to the cat.

And the winner this time did not have the funniest search engine chime. But he made me go look so deserves the win at my nook!

"stupid things truckdrivers do"


I mean doesn't that sum it up? I wonder which one first suffered a hiccup and then clogged the road? Maybe they tried to go into flying mode? After all the future is supposed to be here and flying cars were supposed to be near. Or they just failed drivers ed class and so ends another search engine chime to the nuts that visit my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

122 comments:

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    1. Back to the norm at my tree
      With you on top for all to see

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    1. 2, best I can do with Hank back.

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    2. Hanks back at #1. Better get up before the sun.
      One, two, three..... quick quick slow slow
      You can dance with Larry, Curly and Mo

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    3. Manzanita,

      I thought I was number 3 you are quick you beat me in..lol..too funny..enjoy your day..

      John,

      Good try, maybe tomorrow you'll fly first class..have a great day..

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    4. All going for first
      With a three stooges burst
      Maybe Truedessa should be glad
      She wasn't in the top three at my pad
      Unless Shep is her calling
      Some may find that appalling lol

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    5. John you've been ousted by Hank!

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    6. Hank will always win
      Usually at my bin

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    7. Lucky blog
      at your bin
      Must still slog
      but luck's in!

      Hank

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    8. Pat,

      I see I wasn't a top three but, I did make it number one at your sea and that is good enough for me. As, you have to be an early bird here you see, and work usually has me dashing out the door I go..lol..

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    9. Yeah out the door I go too
      But then I can comment away at my work zoo

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  3. Put catchy music to "Snowman butt" and you got a winner
    With it, you serenade your love whenever out to dinner
    If it happens that a diner
    Says, "Raise the bar," sing something finer
    You could quickly switch to, "Nothing could be finer than to be
    in Caroliner
    But if at you his soup he throws
    You better duck or change your clothes.

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    1. Be hard to duck soup
      As it is quite the goop
      As it would go everywhere
      Better to jump away or sing with flair
      But then could start a food fight
      Which could be quite the sight
      Of course most of it wouldn't be food
      But we no all about such crap that is rude

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  4. Good Morning all
    I missed the alarm call
    it's off to work I go
    but, I did make no. 3
    so, a top 3 contender I'll be..lol..

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    1. Pat you have been very busy I see
      so much to say and do at your bay
      all those trucks came to a stop
      hopefully, they have a cell so they can shop
      shop, for a flying car, it would get them far
      oh, what a mess and so much stress
      I'd pull my hair and scream and shout
      let me out, let me out. .I'll walk instead
      or just get on a plane, where the sky reigns
      much quicker you see, to get from here to there..

      Enjoy you day walking here or there..I have to fly off to work I go...

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    2. Almost number three
      Off by a minute at my sea
      Always keep on the go
      Here at my show
      And a flying car
      May take them far
      But yeah I'd be pissed too
      And get in one of those trucks and ram it up their gazoo haha

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  5. Some of those are funny, actually. :) I bet a book could be written about stupid things truck drivers do. We had one in our lane driving on the highway because he was texting! In a semi! OY!

    I bet they could write a book about stupid things car drivers do too. ;)

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    1. haha a vice versa type deal
      About each behind the wheel

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  6. Ha, I think I will pass on snowman anything until next year.
    I will think of bunnies and flowers and SUN for cheer.
    Perhaps your "s" word should have been SUN
    even though with 'snowman' you had more fun!

    Have a great day......anyway!

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    1. Yeah i agree
      But since I'm so far ahead at my sea
      Did this when there was still snow
      And that is what brought them to my show

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  7. They took S to a whole 'nother level
    A lot of wackiness in which to revel

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    1. Yeah the wacky sure come
      And visit my little rhyming bum

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  8. I think Nicholas Cage is still scarier than two grandmas kissing. Not by much, but still.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bench press a house and drag race your mom. I'm addicted to badass comments. It's just in my DNA.

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    1. Yeah that is prob true
      With his scary view
      Wow those are some great things to do
      Good luck at your zoo haha

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  9. You know ... they sell crack cream. I bet we could fix that snowmans butt right up.

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    1. There we go
      And then no crack lookers will come to my show

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    2. Terry
      CRACK CREAM? Are you serious?

      Pat,
      Is she pulling our leg?

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    3. I actually think they do
      But prob for cracks in your feet and such but may work on the butt too

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  10. Some mighty strange things to look for,
    Don't want any of 'em knocking at my door.
    The minds that think these things up,
    Are ones with whom I never want to sup.

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    1. Yep I agree
      They can have a flea
      And leave me be
      As they swing from the freaky tree

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  11. Pick nose wallpaper? Why? Why? Gross, just gross. Crap. The cat and I agreed again.

    Silly truckdrivers. How long did it take to clear up that mess?

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    1. Agreeing at my sea
      These things are less strange from thee
      Need to work on that
      And who knows at their mat
      Must have taken a while
      Though to get out of that pile

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  12. Those truck drivers need some lessons

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    1. They need more than that
      At their mat

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  13. It is always amazing to see the things people search for on Google! What a funny list you have here!
    tm

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    1. Yeah always fun to do
      As the crazies find my zoo

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  14. You never try
    you never get
    Something dry
    Something wet
    Anything will do
    After some guile
    Google for you
    Worth the while

    Hank


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    1. Yeah gives me a post
      Here at my coast
      With the crazies about
      The pout and shout

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  15. The crazies do abound
    and to your bay
    come 'round.

    When grandmas kiss
    and eyes pop out
    'tis not a lie
    it makes me cry.

    You cover such a brad range of wacky here Cat so you attract these freaks of nature.

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    1. That should say "broad range". Too much gin in my morning tea I think.

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    2. Yeah they come for the wacky
      And some are rather tacky
      At least all they do is lurk
      Gin in tea can be a perk

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  16. Oh those "S's"!!! (Snow Man etc....) -gag- Not good on a morning empty stomach.

    you need to post a Warning!

    LOL!

    -gag-

    LOL!

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    1. haha a warning i do once in a while
      Z is the most vile

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  17. Thanks for the visit - great blog here!

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    1. Glad you like the blog
      Even if cat and not dog

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  18. I don't know - Nicholas Cage in a bear skin was pretty damn scary.

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    1. That movie one was of the most awful pieces of garbage ever
      One big scary endeavor

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  19. The snowman crack will eventually melt!

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  20. Not gonna lie, I do love me a snowman's butt. But now, I have a picture in my head of Betty White kissing some other old chick and I'm ruined for the day.

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    1. hahaha oh where the mind goes
      Can surely curl ones toes

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  21. Oh, my heck. It's April. I'm done with snowmen and definitely their cracks! lol

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    1. haha yeah so agree
      But many still search for them at my sea

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  22. Those searches are funny and yet scary.What in the world? Why would you even look up the truck driver mess? I don't think I want to know. Seriously,why are they even looking up half that stuff. AND,Why do these things surprise me? lol
    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. LOL lots of why's there
      Better not to ask i find at my lair

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  23. So, was there a post about gay snowmen on your blog that I missed? I'm also curious as to why so many people find your blog via spelling mistakes...

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    1. Yeah beats the heck out of me
      There were no gay snowmen at my sea
      And my spelling is usually fine
      Guess they just enjoy the sight of the feline

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  24. Crazy pic of all those trucks:)

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    1. That it is indeed
      Driving there one better take heed

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  25. Like the flying trucks-
    They rock!
    Lots of space
    would be saved
    for walk!

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    1. Unless they land on you
      Then splat into a puddle you'll be to view haha

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  26. The stupid things truck drivers do is totally cracking me up! And somebody has a serious fetish about snowman butt cracks!

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    1. Yeah they searched for it in every way
      Those truck drivers look likes kids at play

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  27. Whenever I think of Rhyme Tyme one thing that I can safely say is that I have never ever even thought about the art of truck driving haha, great post buddy.

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    1. Yeah never even did a post on truck drivers at all
      Drivers in general was the only thing at my hall

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  28. orlin N cassie...

    frank lee we wood rather see a snowmanz buttz crack then R momz..

    eeeeeggggaaaaaaa.....

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  29. The ones we get over here
    can't even read the rules
    the bloody fools!

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    1. haha bloody fools near and far
      Behind every truck or car

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  30. Whew, this was a fun one. Grandmas kissing... no thank you :) lol. Funny enough, my hubby drove over the road. Now he doesn't anymore though. Thank you for another great post.

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    1. haha one time was enough
      Of that road driving stuff

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  31. Everyone has cool/funny search engine words except me.
    Mine are boring, why don't the crazies visit me?
    Oh, wait . . .maybe they do. (;

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    1. haha this crazy does indeed
      Visit your feed
      But your crazies could just search you out
      With nothing inbetween to shout
      They just want you
      At your zoo

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  32. That is one horrific truck jam.

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    1. Yeah there I would not want to get stuck
      Really be out of luck

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  33. Hi Pat!
    Your search engine crazies
    make me want to see daisies!
    "Stupid things truck drivers do,"
    made me laugh through and through!
    Be :) !

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    1. haha glad it was grand
      And yeah many search engine crazies come back like a rubber band

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  34. Cade drives truck a lot. I'll have to send him that picture. Except maybe not--it might give him a heart attack.

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    1. haha would not want that
      And look at you going all caveman talk at my mat lol

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  35. P.S. Picking and flicking = even worse than a snowman's icy butt.

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    1. haha yeah especially if they flick on you
      That is just ewww

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  36. You're still doing that A to Zed
    Cannot get it out of your head
    Snowman is no man
    Snowballs finishes the plan
    A trucker's traffic jam
    I'd rather have toast with ham

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    1. A to Z was done long ago
      Here at my show
      I just sit back and let each post go
      Easy as can be don't you know

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  37. Well, I don't have them kissing,
    but I do have them riding a roller coaster flashing
    and laughing!

    My gosh, you get the crazies for sure
    The things the search engine must endure!
    Hilarious that they all end up at your place
    I wonder if they found some posts to feed their disgrace?

    And I'm just waiting for Z
    because I'm sure it will be about zombies.
    Will probably have to look with one eye closed
    and give an Ew as I look at some toes.
    hahaha.

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    1. Yeah got the flash
      That is quite the bash
      Over at your shore
      For many to explore
      And away they come
      To visit my rhyming bum
      At least it gives me a post
      Here at my coast
      And you may be right
      Gonna be one scary arse sight

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    2. yep...and something tells me you're full of glee
      in anticipation of posting your "Z".
      hahaha.

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    3. haha you are right there too
      Should be a fun eww filled view

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  38. Now that's pretty funny. I never get those types of things leading people to my blog.

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    1. Yeah tons come on by
      Most crazy as they come to spy

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  39. How on earth did those truckers land in that position?
    It's sheer madness!

    Writer In Transit

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    1. Had to be rigged I suppose
      Hope no one had run over toes

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  40. I'm sooo tired of snow. :P

    And how did those truckers managed to do that? And more importantly, how did they get out of that mess? Would have hated to be the guy at the end. Hope he had a good book to read while he waited his turn.

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    1. I think we all are
      And yeah they should just get a tiny car
      Better yet a bike
      Then no car jam would strike

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  41. I'm afraid to ask how that truck jam came about.

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  42. Oh, my! The things people search for.

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    1. Yep crazy in every way
      There search display

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  43. Snowman butt-crack?
    You couldn't get lower.
    But, I'll take a whack
    with my snowman snowblower.

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    1. And away it will blow
      Beats using a hoe

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  44. "pictures of peoples teeth that such they thubs" I think I know the kid that searched this. He sucked his thumb and now speaks just like that. A really fun post!

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    1. haha wow hanging out with thumb suckers
      Next it will be those truckers haha

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  45. From an artist's eyes, the truck jam is like an art display.

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    1. haha never thought of it like that
      But does make sense to the cat

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  46. Whoa, what were those truckers thinking? Seriously!!!

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    1. Probably a domino type thing
      One lead the way and the rest went cling

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  47. Hahaha! Pat, will you ever grow up? We hope not! MOL

    BTW, we wonder if there is a story behind the hairy eyeball the cat in the header is giving you, and the smirk on your face?

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    1. LOL no fun in that
      So will remain childish at my mat
      Actually it is usually the other way around
      So it was done that way so Pat can feel slick when the cat is always the one smiling at our ground

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  48. Clogging trucks and snowman moons
    Barney hotdogs, and nose-picking goons.
    The "S" in search is quite the letter,
    can't imagine it being better.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah the crazies make for quite the display
      When S drops by my bay

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  49. The Human thinks she might have seen that kind of thing happening on the I-5 between here and LA, ha ha ha!

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    1. haha hope you were far away
      When she saw that display

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  50. Love the rhymes and love the truck photo :) :) :) hahah, you're so funny.

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    1. Glad I can be
      Unless you are laughing at me and not with me lol

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  51. Oh, my goodness gracious
    Searches so audacious
    What were they thinking, I thought,
    But then again, maybe they thought not...

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    1. Yeah not sure who would type such stuff
      But they seem to like snowmen in the buff

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  52. I'm busting a gut over here
    Snowmen alive cause way too much fear
    Barney? What does he have to do with this
    Oh yea, "You are special," is his hiss

    You got me going with this one Pat:)

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    1. haha really got you going
      With the search engine showing

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