Thursday, April 4, 2013

With The Mind Of A Raisin, Back Comes Drazin!

Where to begin with this third person talking nut who has forever plagued my hut? Ever since the cat and Pat tried to get across the border we've had to deal with his short bus order. He has had weird clones and gave off plenty of cat slipper groans. Of course many may not know. So for D Drazin comes back to my show.

He started out at another sea,
Before he came to bother me.
Just look at that mug.
Doesn't he look like a thug?

So then he came,
Talking his third person game.
With a rather annoying claim,
That he was a God of fame.

The Great God Duke Drazin,
With the mind of a raisin,
Came after us time and time again,
Even beating on Tarsier Man at our den.


Then through some sort of weird pass,
He was on the side of my little rhyming ass.
I guess Island of the Gawker did that,
With Glitch of a Witch also at our mat.

He even has an incarnation in the novels of Pat,
Which brings shame to the cat.
Although not as much as this,
For now he truly is a God you can't miss.


That is right!
Drazin gets to see the children's book light.
He gets to share it with a mutt,
Who likes to sniff a butt.


This incarnation is really mean though.
He tosses gods to and fro.
Will he win in the end?
I guess you'll have to wait until The Divine Shrine comes around my bend.

Now without further adieu, the nut can come bore all of you.

"Drazin is glad you finally shut up, fleabag. All of this rhyming crap has Drazin ready to make you and that other fleabag into slippers once again. But Drazin is proven to be a god with your next book. So Drazin will let you be, although Drazin expects a royality. Damn, Drazin is now rhyming which Drazin hates. So off Drazin will go until Drazin is needed for further dates."

Now isn't he fun?
Saying his name by the ton.
Now all know,
Drazin and his red eyed glow.

The mook has been here a while so I thought for D I'd turn it to his dial. Plus got to plug a new book that will soon be coming to my nook. It stars a mook and a mutt. Almost drives me to sniff a butt. I also had to hold back the sass from Cass or this would have been a huge post from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

104 comments:

  1. Of course Hank would be here today, Drazin sounds like he needs to be locked up.

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    1. That he does
      With his third person buzz

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  2. drazin with the brain of the size of a raisin...hihi I love your rhyming skills!

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    1. Can rhyme most anything at my sea
      Even Drazin who thinks he's oh so scary

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  3. So Drazin dares
    to visit your lair
    with his first person
    glare.

    With his shiny head
    he fills all with dread,
    to hit Tarsier Man
    with the back of his hand.

    Bring back Tarsier Man
    I say to thee
    for he gave one and all
    so much glee.

    Another book Cat and so soon after the other. You are definitely not resting your hand.

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    1. While this one I'm sitting on
      Until next month at my lawn
      And maybe for T
      Tarsier Man will come to my sea

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  4. So Where is Drazen Today
    Has he gone on his Way
    Or decided to stay
    And wreak havoc at your bay.

    LOL.... I rhyme like a 2 year old.

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    1. Terry
      Oh my goodness I do say
      I love your rhyming here today
      Infectious, ain't it.
      LOL

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    2. haha a two year old rhyme
      Isn't a crime
      Beats a mime
      And yeah Drazin is off somewhere thinking he's in his prime

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  5. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    I see that [evil-doer] Drazin, has returned to your Mat...

    Now, I see with a new book that he think he will score....
    I say grab him by the seat Of his pants and show him the door!...Ha!ha!

    Before he wreak more havoc and do more wicked things here on your shore...

    deedee :)

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    1. [postscript:As you well know me and Drazin, have "butted" heads here before on your shore!

      Therefore, it's obvious that I don't think that he is swell, but I really do hope that his new book do well...Ha!ha!]

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    2. Drazin will come
      And make all glum
      As his name flies
      And he stares you down with his glowing eyes

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  6. That is one scary picture! Those eyes will haunt me.

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    1. haha yeah haunt they can indeed
      At any feed

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  7. There are many things of fond
    Going on beyond my pond
    Things intrepid, things of cool
    Subjects kids don't learn in school
    Like Drazin with his gleaming eyes
    Just one look, your courage flys
    Drazin, now, can even rhyme
    Proves he's better with his time
    When Drazin comes, he'll fight some evil
    Just like the mighty Evil Knievel

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    1. Drazin does fight some evil I suppose
      Mouthing off as away he goes
      If the damn arm was good
      Would sure see him more in my hood
      With a story as it unfolds
      But with the arm that has holds

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  8. This is no one I would like to meet!

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    1. Yeah no meet and greet
      In some dark street

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  9. welcome back drazin, maybe the third person could be cures by a lozenge, like a cough, only turn your head when you do, his golden statue actually looks kinda cool...like you, with yet another book at your zoo.

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    1. You just never know
      What a third person flow
      Can do at ones show
      And yeah continuing my book flow

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  10. Drazin made a comeback
    There's no turning back
    Ok, brain of a raisin
    Or just as a has-been
    In with a red eye glow
    Back at your show!

    Hank

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    1. Those eyes sure glow
      But we really know
      He's a dunce indeed
      Has been at my feed

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  11. If you could keep the Drazin
    as a statue high -
    you would light up a room
    with his glowing eyes...

    nobody even guess about
    his raisin brain
    as well as his cruel temper
    insane

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    1. Yeah that would sure glow
      And maybe get me some dough
      With all that gold
      And now no one needs to guess as they've been told

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  12. How exciting. Drazin definitely deserves his own tale. Did he just beat up a room full of angels? Or are those Roman soldiers? Either way - totally badass.

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    1. Yeah he goes all badass
      When his freedom comes to pass
      At olympus's shore
      Where he gives a godly roar
      And crushes Zeus and the rest
      At their godly nest

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  13. Drazin looks like a scary dude,
    and displays plenty of 'tude.
    Not sure I see him in a children's book,
    they seem more like something he might cook.

    His eyes all glowing and scary and mean,
    Give me the creeps here at the scene.
    I might have to give him a very wide berth,
    and hope that he never really comes to this earth.

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    1. Yeah that is a good plan
      For of many he isn't a fan
      And is always quite mean
      Making a third person yapping scene
      So best to steer clear
      Instead hide behind my little rhyming rear

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  14. Best of luck with your Drazin book!
    I hope a lot of people take a look!

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  15. Another book coming out ~ Goodness those eyes are scary and piercing ~

    Cheers ~

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  16. I think you're talking about me -- the mind of a raisin.

    Awesome rhymes.

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    1. haha sure yours is bigger than his
      With his third person yapping biz

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  17. Staring a monk and a mutttttt. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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    1. Haha got you thinking
      Hope it did not result in tons of blinking

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  18. Drazin is full of bling :)

    Look forward to the rest of your challenge posts!
    Damyanti @Daily(w)rite
    Co-host, A to Z Challenge 2013

    Twitter: @AprilA2Z
    #atozchallenge

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    1. Not sure it is bling
      But he is full of something

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  19. I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley

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    1. Nope sure would not
      He'd scare a whole lot

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    1. haha yeah you've been around a while
      So have seen him go the rhyming mile

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  21. Okay. Now I'm going to have nightmares seeing Drazin's glowing eyeballs in my sleep!

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    1. haha sorry for that
      But in candyland he did make you go splat haha

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  22. I have to say that Drazin is one evil looking and scary bugger that in a million years I wouldn't dream messing with haha. Hell will be raised and knees will be grazed when Drazin makes his play today at your bay.

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    1. Yeah he thinks he is not to be messed with indeed
      But we still go at him at our feed

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  23. Dear Pat, I've seen your comments on Elisa's blog often and tried to learn about what books you were writing. I purchased two of your children's books as Christmas gifts for my two great-great nephews who are eight. They so enjoyed them. Thank you for sharing your creativity with us. Peace.

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    1. Thanks a ton
      And glad they enjoyed them when given a run
      And thanks for stopping by
      Under my sky

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  24. Your Drazin is not how I pictured god, he seems to be a bit of a clod. But I wish you well, so I'll give him a nod.
    :o)

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    1. Well he is not the god, just a god
      With the mind of a cod

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  25. Wow, so prolific you are
    You will surely be a star
    Hope all your books go far!

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  26. Drazin looks like a scary crook. I wouldn't want to find him at my nook. Congrats on another new book :)

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    1. One might surely want to run away
      With Drazin on display

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  27. He looks like our computer guy,
    Who changed out photos to a place we can't find
    And everything mucked up,
    For me such a luddite

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    1. Oh computer woes
      They can curl anyones toes

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  28. Do you think raisins discuss currant affairs?
    Your Drazin amazin
    Yes I'm one who cares!

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    1. Hmm you never know
      The could at their show
      And you care
      He'll like that with his glare

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  29. Wishing you every success with your new book, Pat!

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    1. We shall see
      When it comes out next month from me

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  30. Drazin may have the brain of a raisn, but I bet all the guys would like to be built like he is.

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    1. haha yeah that is true
      Many would like his stature to come due

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  31. Maybe he is one of the California Raisins...at least I heard that theough the grape vine!

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    1. haha look at you
      Going all reference today at my zoo

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  32. We widdle in his general direction!

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    1. May give him an erection
      With such a detection

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    1. May need lots of luck
      With such a schmuck

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  34. i just hope he did his math homework ya know...smiles

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    1. Probably not
      As he suffers from brain rot

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  35. orlin N cassie...

    pleez ta tell yur dad sniffin buttz iz wear itz at....

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    if mor N one cat
    iz at yur bay
    a butt sniff will happen
    most everee day
    itz R way oh gettin
    conversation ta start
    long az de other cat
    doeznt toot a big fart

    =^..^=

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    1. Well we barely sniff each others butt
      Think we know now at our hut
      The smell that comes from both
      Unless or course a toot heads south with its stinky growth

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  36. This is my first introduction to Drazin
    He looks quite brazen

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    1. He tries to be
      But is taken down a peg or ten by Cassie

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  37. Say, didn't dinosaurs have brains the size of a walnut? So these creatures could be on equal footing?

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    1. Hmm I suppose they could
      Both almost as dumb as wood

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    1. One way to put it
      As he lets his third person self spit

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  39. I come from the school of thought that you can't tell who's a thug just by looking at them. I still stand by that...but coming across anyone with glowing eyes like that would freak me out, thug or no thug!

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    1. Yeah that is true
      But with glowing eyes in view
      He is sure one to run from
      As he beats his so called godly drum

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  40. Hi Y'all!

    He is so scary that I think I'll stay wary...

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. Sure right to stay away
      And avoid his scary display

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  41. What kind of powers does he have
    That makes Drazin so bad?
    It looks like he released a stink bomb
    that made everyone around him drop dead on the lawn.

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    1. hahaha well I stink bomb can work too
      He has the power of yapping is about all we've seen at our zoo

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  42. Eek, Darzin's got some creepy glowing eyes. I'm not sure about his mutt either. haha.

    Thanks again for sharing. Fun illustrations to go along too. :)

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    1. Yeah he can be a creep
      As he gazes quite deep

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  43. What's going on over here? Did you change the scene again? Am I going insane?

    I'm just stopping by to say hello. I'm glad Drazin is getting his own book...and a shrine? Good golly!!

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    1. Yeah always a Drazin fan
      You like that so called man
      And changed that a while ago
      Just to blind people at my show haha

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  44. Drazin with eyes blazing
    seems he will be misbehavin'
    statue of gold, sort of bold
    waiting to see how this story unfolds
    at your zoo, anything could be true
    dogs gone nuts sniffin butts..
    a new book for the nook
    hope everyone gets hooked..

    wishing you success at your sea...

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    1. Yeah gold is a bit over the top
      Guess he doesn't want his ego to flop
      And who knows
      How the book flows

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  45. Great to see you razin' Drazin,
    a "D" to be reckoned with for sure.
    What a spooky guy with those glowing eyes.
    He makes for quite a lure.

    ~VR Barkowski

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    1. That he does
      And throw in that third person buzz
      He becomes quite the loon
      At our sand dune

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  46. That Drazin doesn't look like a very nice fellow, and his eyes are rather sinister too. We'll stay under the bed while he's around.

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    1. haha good place to hide away
      From his freaky eye display

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  47. On Season One of 24
    It's really quite amazin'!
    (Just wait--yes, there is some more)
    The villain's name was Victor Drazen!

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    1. haha and that would be
      Where I got the name from at my sea

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  48. He looks scary! I'd definitely be wary.

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  49. Well as long as you aren't sniffing his butt it should be ok right?

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    1. That is true
      No butt sniffing his gazoo

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  50. He sure looks mean, Pat. But I'm sure that's because he's butt-slapped at his zoo by the Missus.

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    1. Not sure he has a female around
      One day may she could be found

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