Sunday, April 21, 2013

With This Stint We Look At Print!

So as the "enjoy your winter, smash a printer" send off was on the go, Oui Oui mentioned how their human was an actual printer at their show. You know, someone who works at printing stuff to and fro. This amused the cat and so we go down that road at my mat.

Smash a printer,
I mean tin junk.
Might get a splinter,
But you won't be sunk.

For a human can be one,
And if a smashing came due.
You would sure have less fun,
Dropping the soap and showing your gazoo.

Then there are others as well,
That may confuse the brain dead.
Well is one that might cause them hell,
As they may call Lassie to be fed.

Say dam and their may be a big shock,
If you are near a prude.
They may pick up a rock,
And hit you for being rude.

Even something as simple as a sock,
Can cause a scene.
For one can smell making people gawk,
Or they could whack you and be mean.

Do you know what I mean?
So you say I am shrewd?
I mean I wasn't mean but serene.
Damn, brain dead dude.

Then to top it off,
There is little old me.
It could make me scoff,
But I can read between the lines at my sea.

For a little rhyming ass,
Is not a mule.
It is the thing that passes gas,
And that is way more cool.

So a word to the wise,
Be careful what you type.
For if the brain dead come like flies,
After sucking on their druggie pipe.

They make take your words to heart,
And actaully go another way.
They aren't as sharp as a dart,
More like as dull a spoon on display.

Have to admit I never thought of an actual human printer, I guess Oui Oui opened my mind this winter. But now thanks to them the cat has the warning for all, if you can't get it right or read between the lines, go bounce your head against the wall. Then maybe nothing brain dead like will come to pass. Either way though, at least I am not an actual little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

78 comments:

  1. No.#1
    Hank

    Nice to be back again
    Nice to be among friends!

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    1. Thanks Ma'am,
      Missed a lot and missed everyone!

      Hank

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    2. Yay, Hank is back at the number 1 spot!!

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    3. Yay,I'm seeing Anne again
      How nice it is Ma'am!

      Hank

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    4. Hank has returned, My first days are over.

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    5. Welcome back The fastest Hank
      Challengers now will walk the plank

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    6. Welcome back Hank, I made no #1 while you were away..that was rather fun but, now you are back and in your spot as #1. I hope the sojourn brought nice things your way.

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    7. John
      Manzi
      Truedessa

      Thanks everyone!
      Been tiring but fun!

      Hank

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    8. Look at Hank
      All swooning over his rank
      As they stole it while you were away
      Really made their day haha
      Welcome back too
      To the blogland zoo

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    9. Been tiring times
      Missed your rhymes

      Hank

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    10. Now you can relax at home
      And write up about your travels many a poem

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  2. Hahahaha... I never thought of a human printer either. You wouldn't want to smash one of those.

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    1. My Journey

      Or for brains
      You might find musical strains.
      And when it rains
      You'll see rusty stains

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    2. No smashing them would be bad
      At any pad
      And brains zombies may like
      To have a tasty strike

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  3. Between the lines'
    I cannot read
    for when young
    I smoked some weed.

    The cell are dead
    up in my head
    and from my
    behind
    I cannot rhyme.

    So I'll pass
    some gas for
    all to see
    that at heart
    I'm but a dweeb.

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    1. A dweeb you say
      At your bay
      The cat will nod
      As he is a God
      So all are a dweeb at your sea
      Weed or not smoked with glee haha

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  4. Oui,oui,someone who works at printing
    A nice way to welcome spring
    No more smashing a printer
    Yes, it's the human factor
    It's risky to mess around
    Lest one gets whupped on the crown
    Best to just let it be
    Lots of other things to see

    Hank

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    1. That is true
      Watch what comes due
      And spring has sprung
      So no longer are printers to be hung

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  5. Hey Pat!
    Hey Cat!
    Human printers are so cool.
    Sadly many were replaced by a new tool.
    Clever verses in your post.
    Hope the brain dead aren't on your coast.

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    1. Nope brain dead long gone
      From my lawn
      As away they went
      To some other tent

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  6. Human printers...interesting...:)

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  7. Yeah never thought of that either, let's hope some don't take it literally

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    1. Yeah lets hope not
      That would be bad by a lot

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  8. I am ready to welcome spring
    And flowers all around as they bring
    smiles, not dead cells nor printer copy
    of winter tipping back again, I'll turn weepy

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    1. Yeah spring better come and stay
      No more white crap on display

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  9. Cat says bounce your head against a wall
    If you want to read between the lines
    Into the abysmal pit you fall
    With all your pithy rhymes

    You may turn into a bouncy Tigger
    Who lives with Kanga and Roo
    I'm off the subject, I'd better quit before it gets bigger
    Beats me how I got to Winnie the Poo.

    I know.... bouncy .....Tigger and Roo were bouncy.... Duh

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    1. Gummi Bears bounce too
      Balls do in view
      But gutter one could go there
      A clown can bounce to at some party lair
      Plenty of bounce to go around
      Can easily be found

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    1. Thanks for the stop
      And the comment drop

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  11. I will have to contemplate
    human printers at my gate
    seems a rather unusual fate
    at any rate!

    (Smiles)

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    1. That it does indeed
      Either way, they should take heed

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  12. Reading between the lines
    takes great vision you see
    you have to look for all the signs
    within the cleverly disguised rhymes
    I think I would rather drink some wine
    and eat some brie reading by your sea...
    the lull between here and there
    have fun on your day and take care..

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    1. That sounds like a plan
      Well your at it get a tan
      Go to the beach
      The nearest in reach
      And there you go
      At your show

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  13. nobody likes the smelly sock

    nor the super loud alarm clock

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  14. I for one never thought of a human printer. Just go ahead and smash the darn thing!

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  15. Hank is back, bad news for the commenters but when it comes to that I already lack. Love the printer smashing, these rhymes definitely weren't trashing? Haha.

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    1. Thanks Matthew
      Luck exerts its dues
      Nice to be back
      To a group I like!

      Hank

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    2. Yeah not much trash
      And Han is surely back to make a number 1 dash

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  16. Printers are still here today
    To print books at their bay
    Also magazines on the stand
    And newspapers all around
    Not everything is online
    Oui oui is a smart feline :)

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    1. That she is indeed
      Never went that way at my feed
      But now I know
      And only mechanical one will be smashed at my show

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  17. I did notice when 'Enjoy your winter, smash a printer' left and thought it was rather seasonally organized of you. ;)

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    1. Seasonally organized I can be
      Already into summer at my sea

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  18. I'll pass on smashing my head. Age tends to kill the little gray cells anyway, and I need as many as I can keep.

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    1. I really hate age
      Surely not all the rage

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  19. A printer in human form?
    That is certainly not the norm.
    But I think it's cool and hope they make good cash
    That's not a printer I'd go and smash.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah have to avoid such a one
      Going to jail would be no fun

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  20. I used to want to smash my printer
    as it would cause my head to splinter!
    Paper jams, freezing and such
    it really got to be too much!
    A new one I did buy
    and much to my surprise
    the thing has run like a dream
    but that other brand made me want to scream!
    hahaha.

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    1. Did you smash it when the new one came?
      That would be a great claim
      And it would get out your frustration too
      For that crummy brand that came due

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    2. No, but I did enjoy tossing it in the trash
      and it made a great big crash!

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    3. haha that is enjoyable too
      Plus no injury to you will come due

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  21. It would still cost a fortune to fill him!

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    1. That is true too
      With all the dough needed at ones zoo

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  22. Interesting though...smash a printer indeed.

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  23. It nice to know there are still human printers out n' about, Oui Oui!

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    1. Still some out and about
      Who give a Oui Oui shout

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  24. I have a wireless printer.
    It's under a chair in my room
    as I always do
    what you tell me to
    I shall sweep it out and smash it with my broom!
    xox jean!!!

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    1. haha take pictures too
      For all to view the smashing that came due

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  25. #1 from the end? :)

    I didn't listen Oui Oui,
    so maybe their 'printer'
    was enjoyed?
    My printer does just ick-ick-ick
    for it missing any ink :(

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    1. haha mine has none at all
      Haven't used it in at least a year at my hall
      One day I may smash
      Or throw it in the trash

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  26. There was a time when I would have smashed my printer,
    But it was long before last winter.
    In my current state I would prefer to sell mine,
    All in due course I may still need it to shine.

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    1. Yeah money is better I suppose
      Unless it was the cause of way too many woes

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  27. Ha, Ha, Ha! You know, the mom cringed every time she saw that "smash a printer" cause it could have been her smashed. And she was relieved when you changed to the Spring Fling!

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    1. hahaha glad no more cringing has to come due
      At least until next winter at my zoo

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  28. Wouldn't want to be a rhyming donkey, that's for sure ;)

    I have a printer that I need to get rid of but I won't be smashing it!

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    1. Smash it I say
      And yeah no donkeys at my bay

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  29. Can't say I've ever had a spring fling, but I have smashed a printer or two in my day.

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    1. Yeah same with me
      But would sure like a spring fling at my sea

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  30. I have one question... what is a gazoo?

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  31. Spring fling sounds much better than smash a printer!

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    1. That it does
      Makes hearts all a buzz

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