Tuesday, April 30, 2013

You May Cringe At My dVerse Zombie Binge!

So for the final post for the a to z coast, what else could I do but go all zombie at my zoo. This post may be a bit dVerse and many may even curse. For it features a return or two. One you all know is super eww.


Most zombies aren't a hero,
They'd rather make you zero.
As in eat you until you weigh nothing at all.
But Zombie Man is the hero on call.


Like my little plug?
I did it for you at my rug.
So in your blogroll,
None of the pics below would take a stroll.


Here we have zombie tongue.
Maybe even a bit of lung.
I bet she can lick like a dog.
Must flap a ton if she goes for a jog.


Who wouldn't love zombie hair?
Never have to get it cut again at your lair.
Of course if it falls out.
"Hey baldy!" many may shout.


Zombie belly button.
You sure are a glutton.
For if they forget to zipper,
You can tell if they went chipper.


Zombie teeth and ribs,
Did I hear you shout dibs?
Does sound like a yummy dish.
But the cat would rather eat fish.


Zombie cheek,
With a bit of face leak.
Might make a fine ketchup mascot.
I'm sure he'd sell a whole lot.


Zombie arm,
Is cause for alarm.
Who wants fish looking scales?
Maybe zombie whales?


Zombie chow!
They feast on you like a cow.
Don't you want to join in?
Could be a delightful din din.


And last but not least,
Guaranteed to ruin any feast.
It's the return of zombie feet!
You'll thank me for not letting you chow down on that treat.

I hope you enjoyed the dVerse zombie show and now you are in the zombie know. Thankfully Zombie Man covers himself up and doesn't sip human from his cup. I bet you will forgo lunch. Your waist will thank me a bunch. Now I am done my zombie part class. So delightful to gross some people out with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

172 comments:

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    1. Whooo Hoooo Manzi, My #1 Girl!!!!!! Mucho Love to you.

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    2. #1 by default. It was like walking into a big empty spooky ballroom, fumbling for the light switch. I thought the zombies got everyone. LOL

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    3. LOL the zombies may have got Hank
      Or he was scared and gave the rip cord a yank
      Floating away
      Leaving Manzi to have number 1 at my bay

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  2. zombie toe nail is just disgusting
    like vine out the earth busting
    and rather rusting i'm betting stinking, like rotting
    flesh of the zombie musking

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    1. Yeah bet it stinks too
      And is so eww
      But had to be done
      A third time for fun

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  3. dang it.

    i knew i shoulda not read and just said something meaningless to get #1

    smiles

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    1. haha oh so close
      Should have just pulled a hank and put 1 at my house

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  4. Zombies creep along this blog
    Hopping humans like a frog
    Stepping on the body parts
    Dodge the rain before it starts
    It's number Z, it is the end
    We'll meet again, my zombie friend

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    1. Yeah next year
      I'll show off zombie rear
      That will be grand
      Break is over in my land
      Back to random as can be
      For another 11 months at my sea
      For the cat doesn't stop
      At least until July goes pop

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  5. this zombie fest is rather gross
    surely, puts my stomach to the test
    seems these zombies have a lot to digest
    I think their souls need some rest
    it may be disturbing to most but,
    perhaps, some would like another dose
    I'll leave that to you as you are the host
    zombie con seems to bring them in my loads
    I even heard some speak in code
    seems to be quite the rave these days
    they even have their own show
    making lots of dough
    so, now it's time for me to go
    starting the day rather slow

    All that's left to say is have a pleasant day!

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    1. Oops should be "by loads" not my loads.. had a slip of the finger or the mind.. so cat please be kind..

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    2. Hmmmm I could be kind
      But is that like my rhyming behind?
      Maybe just this once though
      I won't point out the zombie thrill you get at your show
      Whoops I guess not
      Maybe it won't be caught?
      And yeah lot of dough they can make
      And now you know you have a strong stomach so go have some cake

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    3. A cat with sass what more can
      One ask, he is always up to the task
      Now, think some cake I would like
      Maybe, eat it while I bike
      But, for now I have to take a hike...

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    4. Eat and bike at the same time
      That is a talent or a crime
      Biking was always hated by the cat though
      So yeah with the crime we'll go

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  6. Manzanita is #1 today, I see.

    Nicer to see that than these icky zombies. :)

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    1. haha Manzanita showing up zombie toes
      They may have to cause her woes

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  7. Big fan of horror movies and dig the gore - but that last image is disgusting.
    Great ode to the zombie.

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    1. Yeah it is as nasty as can be
      Fun to go all zombie

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  8. Zombies Galore Today At Your Shore!! Tomorrow it is all back to normal.... no more A-Z

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    1. Back to normal at my shore
      With random posts galore

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  9. That poor Zombie. No one is EVAH gonna suck on his or her toes.

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    1. Hell they may just throw up on their toes on sight
      At least a bath may come due or they'll glow at night

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  10. Oh my - this one I could hardly view
    Not a fan of zombies, not even a few
    and yikes, I'm eating my breakfast too!

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    1. Mary
      Me too, eating a rather slimy egg
      Gave it to the dog as she did beg

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    2. LMAO you should now better at my sea
      Never come here until you eat or your appetite ay flee

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  11. I never liked zombies until watching The Walking Dead
    It's a show with both drama and dread
    Zombie foot almost made me hurl
    How in the world do those toenails swirl?

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    1. Yeah the walking dead is damn goo
      Watch it in my hood
      Although the ending to season three
      Was very very crappy

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  12. You can't have enough zombies but please with those nails!!!!!

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    1. Those nails are zombie toe
      They count high and low

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  13. Well now that is a sight that is a fright, think I have to go to the bathroom now and throw up.

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    1. Hope it tastes just as good
      As when it went down in your hood

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  14. How even I looked at your hood
    hoping to enjoy the read and food?!
    ...

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    1. Never eat when you come
      And visit my little rhyming bum

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    1. They feeling could be mutual too
      You never know at your zoo haha

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  16. Ewww is true, and even some goo. Thanks for helping me keep my writer's butt in check!

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    1. Glad I could help
      Even with a zombie eww yelp

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  17. Whoa, zombie alert and grossness.

    Congrats on finishing the A-Z. I've enjoyed your posts.

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    1. Yeah grossness is surely had
      Today as the a to z is finished at my pad

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  18. Those pics
    where quite
    disturbing and
    my stomach now
    is yearning
    to heave it's
    contents all over
    the screen of
    my computer.

    No, it doesn't rhyme Cat, but it's accurate. Oh those were the worst ever. And finishing us off with that damn toe. Thanks for sparing my blog roll though!

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    1. haha run to the loo
      Oh what zombies can do
      The worst ever?
      Hmmm I bet I could find a worse endeavor
      No problem at all
      Zombie feet are only good for one blogroll show at any hall

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    2. Actually that zebra thong may have been worse than the rotting flesh. It's a tough call.

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    3. hahahaha but that is nifty
      And oh so thrifty

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  19. chicken I am! Had to scroll right past all those zommmmmbies! Eeeek! Never did get into zombies. -chuckle-

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    1. haha such a scaredy umm dog
      Here at my blog haha

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  20. You really know how to end a show
    with photos of zombie corpses all in a row.
    With a "zombie part" here and a "zombie part" there,
    they spread like the plague-"zombie parts everywhere!
    But since they eat brains, or so I am told,
    they won't like my brain because it's tough and to old :)

    Great job, Pat!!!

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    1. Yep give it one big finale at my sea
      So fun to view as all come to see me
      But then again you never know
      All that wisdom may make your brain glow
      And a chowing down they will go
      I they catch you at your show

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  21. zombie feet makes me wanna puke

    the only thing that could fix those nails is a nuke

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    1. hahahaha oh that is true
      Of course it could just turn them blue

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  22. I was hanging in there with all the Zombie gore and ew stuff and then you through in the Zinger with that disgusting foot dude,oh,my,God, that is gross, you totally got me :)

    Way to go, we made it to Z!!!

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. hahahahaha oh so fun
      To get you going under my sun
      With my little zinger
      Such a sight can be a mind clinger

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  23. Ending the challenge with a bang
    as "Eeeeew" we all sang!
    hahahaha.

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    1. And oh so fun for me
      Makes looking at those nasty feet worth it at my sea haha

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  24. THAT was nasty! Eeew! Where in the world did you find all those images? So foreign to my world!
    tm

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    1. haha mostly movies and such
      As the zombies try and reach out and touch

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  25. If you need me I will be under the bed, yikes!

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    1. A good place to hide
      To avoid a zombie ride

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  26. i was hungry....not any more. The new zombie diet!

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    1. I should market that
      Then no one would be fat

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    1. From your thumb
      Down to your bum? lol

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  28. It was a good thing I had a bagel
    or else I would thrown up at those zombies eels
    From hair to toe, yikes on those images
    But congrats on making it through april challenge
    you didn't even sweat about it ~

    Cheers ~

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    1. Nope no sweat from me
      As it was easy
      A nice break at my sea
      Now just have to go to the random tree

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  29. If I seen a box like that I wouldn't just not open it, I'd also run a thousand miles away haha. Zombies are back in this final A to Z attack.

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    1. Yeah no way in hell
      I'd run far away from such a cell

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  30. oh my goodness...too much for my sensitive soul...oy...

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    1. hahaha hopefully your soul is fine
      And not darkened by the feline

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  31. Holy shit, that foot is minging. Why is everybody talking about zombies?

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    1. haha just happened upon the day
      When Z was at my bay
      Zombies and Z work
      So used them for a smirk

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  32. Did you have to add zombie feet? Now I'm going to vomit! Thanks a lot!

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    1. hahaha maybe Schultz will lick it up
      Such a helpful pup

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  33. I'd rather see a zombie nose
    Than gaze upon those zombie toes.
    Nothing much uglier that that!
    (Gee. thanks so much for sharing, Pat.)

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    1. No problem at all
      Glad I can share upon my wall

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  34. Really different stuff from what I saw on other blogs for the A-Z challenge. Sad that I reached this blog on 30th. Not a frequent blogger myself, but hope to see more posts from you :-)

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    1. Original is the cat
      And plenty more will come from my mat
      Considering I'm done until July
      Under my sky

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  35. ah yes. I did cringe. Those pictures are just... *shudders*
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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    1. haha nasty as can be
      Fun to watch all flee

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  36. Nasty. Just Nasty. If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, I'll just kill myself.

    I actually worked with a guy that had yucky toenails almost similar to that. He said he never cut them because he does martial arts and long nails cause lots of damage. I am now thinking he may have been a zombie in disguise!

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    1. What a cheater he is
      With his martial arts biz
      Yuck to see it in real life
      Would really cause strife

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  37. The Zombie popularity has been a real boon to the Movie Magic Make-up. As for me? Anything 'zombie' is an excuse to turn the TV off.

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    1. haha scared of a zombie sight?
      Seems it is on most every show each night

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  38. Well, that was delightfully revolting. Not sure I'm going to be able to face my lunch after this, but it was worth the gross-out!

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    1. Well at least it was delightful in a way
      With its zombie display haha

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    1. Knew you would like the view
      All zombie loving at your zoo

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  40. Z! yes zombies of course, you love all these horrible pictures, Thanks God the ABC is finish, made me crazy!! and always suffer thinking what you and Betsy make with letter all day:)

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    1. hahaha well Betsy has Moon and Cats a ton
      So you can guess what she'll give a run
      And fun pictures to watch all squirm
      Like a worm

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  41. orlin N cassie

    uz cats will stik with fish
    for thiz feed two
    A ta Z wuz total lee rockin
    happee day frum uz ta ewe !

    =^..^=

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    1. haha yeah fish
      Is a much better dish
      Hope you have a grand day too
      At your zoo

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  42. you managed to find some pretty sick pix to go with your verse

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    1. haha that I did indeed
      Here at my feed

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  43. I knew it, cat! I knew you just couldn't help but put that damn foot in the post! I saved you for last today because I feared you put that blasted nasty picture in there. You're so evil!!!!!

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    1. haha saved the best for last
      Waiting for your foot blast
      You know you wanted it
      As zombie feet are a hit

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  44. eww is so right...gag! The world is getting taken over by vampires, werewolves and zombies these days. Great capture, and that is some amazing artwork they do to create those creepy creatures.

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    1. Yeah getting taken over a ton
      By things that make you run
      They sure can get the makeup flowing
      With the zombies they are showing

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  45. Pat--ewwww--pewww--yikes=me no likes--

    Incredible that the foot - which looks undoctored - is creepiest of all! k.

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    1. Yeah it is a real foot I think
      Bringing all to the brink haha

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  46. Haha... I love your ode to zombies!! I'm having The Walking Dead withdraws!!

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    1. Yeah another 5 months or so
      Before we can once again watch the show

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  47. Please do hide those zombie feet
    Nothing about them says "I'm sweet."
    They make me want to run and retreat
    They're just plain ugly
    and not an ounce of neat.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Neat is one they thy are not
      It is an evil plot
      For with those feet
      You'll have to get super sized shoes to walk the street

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  48. there is nothing like the zombie deal
    you'd better run or you ending up as meal
    because a zombie so easily can digest
    the heart he rips right out of your chest

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    1. That they surely will
      Just like popping a pill

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  49. Scrolled through in fear
    Zombies, and ugliness too near

    Won't be eating anytime soon
    Waiting for the blue moon

    Zombies can't exist
    or is that the wolf?

    When heaven colors the sky
    in shades of hue not black and white!

    Can't fault me for trying . . .

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    1. haha worth a shot
      To get rid of the zombie plot
      Not sure it worked though
      But I'm sure heaven will still glow

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  50. Gross, scrolled faster
    All the way down
    Now enjoying the commenters.

    Nas

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    1. haha faster you can go
      As the more nasty stuff starts to show

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  51. Uh, yup, it did gross me out... quite a bit actually, especially the zombie tongue. That image will be forever in my mind. Shivers. Clever rhyming post. I've enjoyed it the most. haha

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    1. haha gave you an image that is always on your mind
      Fun things I can do with my little rhyming behind

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  52. Those pics are really gross,
    I didn't hurl—but close.
    A warning was in order,
    those zombies need a warder.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha no warning was had
      Hmm shame on me at my pad

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  53. Never seen that many
    On just one page
    Been on the road
    Will be back
    Have a nice day

    Hank

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    1. Yeah a ton has come
      To visit my rhyming bum
      Even taking your spot
      Here at my plot

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  54. lol - Pat - great n'gritty work. I've made gifs of almost all of these pics. Comedic ones olsonomics.timblr.com - they are deep in that site.

    Thanks for the visit.

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    1. haha wow gifs of each one
      You sure aren't afraid of zombies like each one under my sun

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    1. I think it would be an echo by now
      As many have given such a meow haha

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  56. Yikes! Where did you find these pictures?!

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    1. Mostly zombie shows
      But the last has been used before to cause woes

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  57. This is fantastically yucky! Great post! Thanks for coming by my blog ;o) Nice to "meat" you! LOL! ;o)

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    1. LOL nice with the meat
      Sure has its own beat

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    1. Sums it up indeed
      Today at my feed

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  59. Dija evva wanna laugh and vomit at the same time, Pat? Ya got me doin' it...Gotta hand it to ya' Your imagination is magic! But egad, some of these images are disgusting...and yet...LOL! Carry on, fella :)) xo

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    1. hahaha can't say I ever wanted to do both at the same time
      Magic is one word for my mind and such a chime

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  60. The zombie faces I can deal with...and then you just had to throw in zombie feet? omg nasty..lol

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    1. haha the feet get all
      When shown on my wall

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  61. Zombies are gross, I cannot fib
    but they take great pains
    to cover their toes and wear a bib
    when eating your brains.

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    1. I wonder what they do
      When they grab a few
      Who have no brain cells
      Give zombie yells?

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  62. A part of me laffs at these zombie gaffs,
    But oh to press delete on those zombie feet!
    That toenail was something straight from hell,
    Grateful they were all pics, can you imagine the smell?

    An interesting conflict of giving one's smiles
    All the while withhold one's bile

    * grins *

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    1. haha they sure aren't neat
      And could do with a delete
      But got plenty of attention
      Still they are in need of detention

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  63. We are so sorry, but even though the mom likes zombies, she is rather squeamish so she couldn't read your entire post. What a wuss! Imagine what its like when we leave her a bit of mouse as a present. {{eye roll}}

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    1. hahaha oh the rat thing many humans do
      So said when they squirm upon view

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  64. I didn't think anything could make me laugh at zombies... Ewwww.... But somehow, you did it. Those toes are atrocious, I think I may be having nightmares tonight! I won't be putting out the light....

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    1. the cat has a way
      Of turning anything fun at his bay
      And sorry about the nightmare
      At least you have a nightlight at your lair haha

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  65. Well zap my zipper
    Zombie dipper
    Comment recorded in front of a dead studio audience
    Must go now while I have the chance....

    Thank heavens it over that A to Zed
    Just like a zombie, I hope its dead!

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    1. I hope only your zipper gets zapped
      And nothing else gets chapped haha

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  66. Ewwwwww. Is there a podiatrist in the house???

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    1. One is surely in need
      To do the foot detailing deed

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  67. Zombie chic
    Super freak
    but you know what

    I loved it! :)

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    1. Knew you would
      As well you should

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  68. Oh, ick!
    Those pics were sick!
    I guess a pretty zombie's hard to come by
    Although "Warm Bodies" made it fly
    Way to end the A to Z
    This won't be the last you see of me!

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    1. Yeah no pretty zombie comes due
      In anything in view
      Maybe that can change
      As they grow in range

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  69. I must say for sure,
    there is certainly a lure
    to this zombie world of yours.

    But my eye is on fashion
    as their teeth go a' gnashin'
    and gladly offer this to their sirs:

    If you must be a zombie
    then visit Abercrombie
    and get out of those filthy drawers!

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    1. haha yeah they tend
      To go around the bend
      when it comes to wear
      They would rather eat and blare

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  70. they were some nasty pics... ewww
    z-zombie thank god I made it on the finale :P

    been busy lately..
    missed your rhyming ass fro a while :P
    i hope u r doin fine

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    1. Busy as a bee
      Set your inner zombie free haha

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  71. Pass me a shotgun, I got some zombie killing to do.

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    1. Hit them in the head
      And double tap to make sure they are good and dead

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  72. ewwwwww...you found some horrible pics, ewwwww!! but i love your new banner!

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    1. haha at least you like that
      And yeah nasty pics at my mat

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  73. She can lick like a dog?
    I would choose a liking hog
    Or find a log to smack her like a frog.
    Or a zombiegun to shoot her in the eye.
    Goodbye.

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    1. haha the zombiegun sounds great
      Those zombies deserve such a fate

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    1. The zombies made your grammar fly
      Such a shame grumpy guy lol

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  75. Yuk! That's horrible. Congrats for comp,eating the A to Z though!

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    1. Nasty as can be
      But causes the cat glee

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  76. I bet you thought I missed you very last post
    Although it's the one that grossed me out the most.
    I hear zombies like to eat brains a la carte,
    I should be safe for on me I think that is the smallest part.

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    1. haha see there is a positive for everything
      Knew you would come give a ring
      As you always do
      Some point at my zoo

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  77. Zombies in a zoo
    I like it, I do
    Put them behind bars
    Make them movie stars
    Rent them by the day
    Lots of parts to play
    But keep them from me
    Live, I like to be.



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    1. Yeah behind bars
      Not in front of cars
      And I agree
      I will also stay far away at my sea

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  78. Oh, dear, I've lost my tummy
    Nothing here is very yummy

    I think I'll go back to tomorrow's post
    And feast on some random kindness roast!!!

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    1. hahaha yeah it was a scary sight
      Many took flight

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  79. Zombies are gross,
    especially their toes.
    Do you know what I fear,
    that zombies already live right here
    following the crowd and the status quo,
    without having a mind of their own.
    What will I do if this is true?
    First, I'll grab some candles and shoes,
    and book a boat because zombies don't float
    Then I'll head for Bora Bora with cat and Pat.
    Zombies be damned. I'll drink to that!

    Jennifer a.k.a Urban Gypsy Girl

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    1. Sounds like a plan
      We can get a tan
      And let the zombies chow down
      On some populated town

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