Most zombies aren't a hero,
They'd rather make you zero.
As in eat you until you weigh nothing at all.
But Zombie Man is the hero on call.
Like my little plug?
I did it for you at my rug.
So in your blogroll,
None of the pics below would take a stroll.
Here we have zombie tongue.
Maybe even a bit of lung.
I bet she can lick like a dog.
Must flap a ton if she goes for a jog.
Who wouldn't love zombie hair?
Never have to get it cut again at your lair.
Of course if it falls out.
"Hey baldy!" many may shout.
Zombie belly button.
You sure are a glutton.
For if they forget to zipper,
You can tell if they went chipper.
Zombie teeth and ribs,
Did I hear you shout dibs?
Does sound like a yummy dish.
But the cat would rather eat fish.
With a bit of face leak.
Might make a fine ketchup mascot.
I'm sure he'd sell a whole lot.
Is cause for alarm.
Who wants fish looking scales?
Maybe zombie whales?
They feast on you like a cow.
Don't you want to join in?
Could be a delightful din din.
And last but not least,
Guaranteed to ruin any feast.
It's the return of zombie feet!
You'll thank me for not letting you chow down on that treat.
I hope you enjoyed the dVerse zombie show and now you are in the zombie know. Thankfully Zombie Man covers himself up and doesn't sip human from his cup. I bet you will forgo lunch. Your waist will thank me a bunch. Now I am done my zombie part class. So delightful to gross some people out with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.