Tuesday, May 7, 2013

A dVerse Lunch That Comes With A Crunch!

So for dVerse comes something that is rather perverse. Your stomach may squirm, as this is worse than any worm. For Mary wanted the cat to bring some weird food back, so here is some more at my shack.

In need of a treat,
Something different than the guy down the street?
While you are in luck,
Although some may cost quite the buck.

Like brains from a monkey.
They may taste funky.
But even better for you,
You get to eat them while the monkey is alive and staring at you.

Here is one to feed your old chum,
Dog penis topped off with a plum.
No wonder they want them to get the snip snip.
I shutter and hope it doesn't come with a drip.

Stinkhead is also grand.
You chop off a fish head and bury it in the land.
Then when summer is done,
Dig them up and have some yummy fun.

Scrapple should not be missed.
So add it to your list.
Scraps of meat to vile for even hot dogs.
Might cause brain fogs.

Be as mad as that hatter or even madder,
And chow down on fish flotation bladder.
Doesn't that sound yum?
You can even eat their bum.

If you want something real neat,
Throw in some camel feet.
After traveling through all the sand,
You may find something special from beneath the land.

Blood jelled sounds yummy,
As you suck it into your tummy.
You eat it like jello.
Some pig or duck blood now gets to say hello.

Seahorse is also in.
So add it to your bin.
Comes on a stick,
You can snack on it rather slick.

And then wash it all down,
As you stumble across town,
With baby mouse wine.
I hear it is divine.

Blah to any of that, so nasty to the cat. I will stick on chewing my TP. That is rather tasty. So have you tried such a dish like the bladder of a fish? Was it yummy? What happens when your stomach and a fish bladder get chummy? I bet it gives a ton of gas. I already have enough of that coming out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Look at you
      Almost first at my zoo

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  2. Whilst you came in first at my zoo
    Alas, I'm not number one with you!

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    1. Well three is not bad
      Here at my pad

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  3. I think I just lost my appetite.

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    1. The best diet of all
      Shown at my hall

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  4. Do I win a prize for 5? Hopefully none of that food.

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    1. Could send you such a tasty dish
      Would not eat the fish

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  5. After being late yesterday
    I am early at your bay today
    Your post does nothing for my taste buds
    It makes them wish instead for soap suds
    To wipe away the flavors
    Of the foods the cat brigs as favors
    With weird tastes that he savors
    Please no scrapple for me
    Or seahorse s out of the sea
    Or unspeakable parts of dogs
    And monkey brains bring brain fog
    Guess it is time for breakfast now
    So out of your blog I now bow.

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    1. Almost first with your chime
      Early and sublime
      Or maybe not so
      As the nasty food does show
      You wanted the weird food
      Geez now you give it attitude lol

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    2. I do try to be early
      when I am not yet surly
      and I like to rhyme
      especially sublime
      attitude platitude
      then there's CATitude!

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    3. haha the way to be
      When computer issues aren't bothering thee

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  6. Suddenly my appetite has vanished
    I wish this would have been all in Spanish!


    Yay I rhymed...

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    1. Look at you go
      With a rhyme and flow

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  7. dog penis topped with plum...geez loise bet that pups is glum, have to really wonder at the level of protein in a little seahorse, but could be worse, they are just too cute to toss down your chute

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    1. Yeah snip snip like that
      Would even scare the cat
      And haven't been tried by you
      The one who eats squirrel at your zoo haha

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  8. Much too nasty for me. The most adventurous I get is hog maw, which is a stuffed pig's stomach with sausage, potatoes and cabbage.

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    1. Blah that is nasty too
      Would drive me straight to the loo

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  9. The monkey is still living
    While fire burns beneath
    Lots of wailing and moaning
    A delicacy of the Chinese
    Lots of weird choices here
    Would rather not go further

    Hank

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    1. Yeah weird indeed
      Rather chew on a flower seed
      The have this in my view
      As it is all eww

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  10. I've heard of stinkhead before. That is just disgusting.

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    1. Yep in every way
      One nasty display

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  11. As open-minded as I am, these are NOT for me
    I would sooner climb naked up a tree
    People bury fish heads then return and eat later?
    I would sooner wrestle with an alligator

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    1. haha that would be a full moon
      Even if done at noon
      Good luck with the gator
      I'd rather punch the waiter

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  12. I am gonna be cringing for a few days now.

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    1. Cringe away
      Sure something new will come along that will make this cringe go astray

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  13. A camel's foot is just the thing
    If lost when sirocco's sands do sting
    A fishes bladder does sound neat
    Maybe taste better then the camel's feet
    Jellied blood might make one fat
    I'd order that before sauteed rat
    Dogs penis with plum is oh so sad
    Hide Spot before it becomes a fad

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    1. Yeah the chinese
      And their dog tease
      Worse than snip snip
      Sure to get lip
      Or they prob eat those too
      There at their zoo

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  14. Oh now I see your trick here,
    This is a thinking post coming near.
    It's meant to start a diet right,
    For after this, food would be a blight.

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    1. haha the best diet around
      Just show penis of a hound

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  15. Geez, so glad you didn't put up any pictures
    or else my stomach will take a rupture
    with these unusual food selection
    I would rather have my ordinary concoction
    - cereals and meal in the morning for me please-

    Grace

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    1. haha yeah better than any of this
      Surely won't cause bliss
      And pictures you say
      Hmmm may have to do that at my bay

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  16. So glad to be eating pancakes, instead of fried up snakes. I'd even eat seaweed, rather than that jello-bleed. Nasty stuff, Mr. Cat, farting fish bladders and all that.

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    1. haha yeah nasty in ever way
      With this type of food I wouldn't even play

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  17. For once I'm going to agree with the cat. I'd rather chew on toilet paper than eat any of that nonsense. Really? Dog penis?! I think I just lost my appetite. Bah!

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    1. You agreeing with me
      Such fun at my sea
      And yeah tp is way better than any of that
      Rather go eat a gnat

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  18. For some reason today I am really not hungry!

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    1. I wonder what's the reason
      Maybe it's the season

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  19. Think I'll take a break from food today,
    and sorry I'll never eat at your bay.
    One more thing I'd like to say,
    with "TP" fiber you'll "go" all day!

    LOL!!!

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    1. haha what TP can do
      At least I'll never have binded up poo

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  20. Kung Fu...that's what this all reminds me of because they used to have some real doozie dishes at the big events. My oldest tried most everything, I usually sat w/a bowl of white rice, hoping I wasn't embarrassing him by not trying things like duck feet. ;)

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    1. haha never new that
      Glad I never went to kung fu at my mat
      Would have grossed me out a ton
      Away I would have to run

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  21. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

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    1. The correct word
      As all are absurd

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  22. Ew,Ew,Ew
    I only eat a few
    at the ballgame
    with all the other ew,ew,ew

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha geez lots of eww
      I take it no do wee wee for you

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  23. Why are there seashorses but no seaponies?

    or are they all phonies?

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    1. Hmmm have to find out that fact
      And show it at your act

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  24. Cat, that was nasty! And I just had lunch!

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    1. Tastes better coming up
      So says a pup

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  25. My, oh my!
    The only thing you forgot was fish eyes!

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    1. But they may see you
      Some people don't lie being stared at when they eat at their zoo haha

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    2. So, how is the cat?
      Is he back at your mat?

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    3. Had him back yesterday
      Still have to watch him at my bay
      Not normal yet at my shelf
      But hopefully soon he will be back to his normal self

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  26. baby mouse wine? *Shudders*
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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  27. Takes me back to my days of catering and some unintentional treats....I was a bad man!

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    1. haha oh you gave out candy
      That wasn't so dandy

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  28. So your cat likes to chew on TP. I seen a show where a lady ate TP. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the show but it was where they told about all the strange things people eat.

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    1. Yeah he chews away
      All TP at my bay
      And blah to that
      Maybe in her last life she was a cat

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  29. orlin N cassie; frank lee we wood rather eat houz siding than thiz menu tho we mite.....mite.... hafta give de fish ress a peez a try.....then again...we dont like summer....

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    1. Worse than burd in every way
      Wouldn't touch any of it at our bay

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  30. They eat a lot of nasty stuff like this in China. My husband was texting me photos of all the gross crap they eat there when he was there last year.

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    1. Yeah that is where a lot of it comes from
      Rather just suck on rum

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  31. None of these things entice me to eat...
    I wouldn't even touch 'em with my feet.

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    1. Not even with a toe,
      If they were all lined up in a row

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  32. Despite your warning I wasn't expecting this post to be so, I don't know, out there? Intense stuff Pat haha, I really don't want to eat any monkey penis buddy, I hope you don't think that makes me a fuddy duddy.

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    1. You don't want to chow down?
      Geez you lose the food crown lol

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  33. Dog penis topped off with a plum,
    Not yum yum, more like #cannotunseethat
    Drat.

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    1. haha sorry for the sight
      That came into the light

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  34. I was also going to say
    A dog's penis with plum - no, take it away!
    Far away and out of my reach
    'Cuz a dog's penis must be served with peach.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Okay just for you
      I'll throw in a peach so a yummy meal can come due

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  35. oh my....if you ever open a restaurant...i'll have just a beer...ha...smiles

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    1. No chance of that
      Those dishes would scare the cat

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  36. No Scrapple -
    for me only
    Apple!!!
    And thank you
    for not showing
    the pictures
    of 'things'
    it'd be
    overflowing...

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    1. yeah be so scary
      Things would have gotten hairy

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  37. While I was in Thailand,
    I had strange food at hand.
    Dried wood worms that looked pasty,
    but they were rather tasty.
    Also good was smoked eel, though slimy to feel,
    served with rice it was very nice.

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    1. Blah to that
      Would not be eaten by the cat
      Would starve to death there
      With food not so rare

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  38. Gag... that's what you made me do
    With today's menu at your zoo!

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    1. haha sorry about that
      Not really, but I'll be a pretending cat

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  39. Oh you are a cruel cat
    with all this stomach splat
    I'm not much for exotic delicacies
    but, some cultures claim they are good
    and there are those will pay a good penny
    I would not eat them even if I could
    I would not eat them Pat and his cat
    not even if you slip me a twenty..lol..
    I wonder would they clog my arteries..

    PS I've been away missed what you've had to say...
    hope you are enjoying your day sitting by the bay


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    1. Well I am with you
      As they are all eww
      And prob bad as well
      But better than that gluten hell
      Still if someone slipped me the right amount of dough
      I'd give one a go
      But it would take a ton
      To get me to do so under my sun
      And day is okay
      Hope yours is better at your bay

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  40. I am not hungry but I am smiling :)

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    1. A smile
      Even with food that is vile

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  41. Don't try to give me any of that food
    Not even in my very baddest, worst mood.
    You'd hafta be totally crazy, Dood!
    Anyone serving that stuff will be boo'ed!

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    1. haha what no bliss?
      Yeah i'd also give a hiss

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  42. oh, oh, oh . . . my stomach!

    (We TOLD you the mom was queasy about these things!)

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    1. haha dog penis would sure do the trick
      Bet it goes down slick

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    2. Just the thought of it is enough!

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    3. haha you could create a plot
      To get anything you want by threatening that thought

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  43. Fish bladder isn't that bad, I rather like it. Same with pig blood.

    Duck blood however is disgusting because no matter how much you cook it, it feels raw and gummy. Bleh.

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    1. And of course you would know everything about it. ;)

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    2. I'll take your word on that
      Never going to be eaten by the cat

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  44. How about a thin slice of cat?
    Now how would you feel about that?
    Or some dog or a dirty hog
    That you can eat in the fog
    Or a swine... doesn't that sound fine?
    Let's dine
    Or a co-worker with zombie feet.
    Let's eat.

    Did you say seahorse?

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    1. Yeah have some weird taste
      But better not let it go to waste
      Yet if you eat cat
      I hope it's still full of scat lol

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    2. haha well that is what you get from me
      trying to eat a kitty haha

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    3. haha if it is candy
      That would be just dandy

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  45. haha dog penis and plum! The cat is nasty indeed! I am not so sure that this wasn't a meal plan by Hannibal Lecter! :)

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    1. haha you never know
      He could have had that before humans at his show

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  46. What a menu, I'm hungry already.
    Could I dare to add?

    And if you haven't a sensitive nose
    and don't mind washing up with a hose
    try our Swedish fermented fish
    it's the smelliest 'mong all our dish

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

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    1. Blah to that
      That is nasty to to the cat

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  47. A plum, a plum,
    I wonder why a plum?
    A penis is good,
    cooked or undone.
    But a plum?

    Amidst your quatrains -
    a skull-bowl of monkey brains,
    who could tenderly see
    mouth watering glee
    from diners eating his remains.

    Camel feet could be sweet,
    as far as desert food goes.
    But there are different camels on my street,
    and I prefer their "toes"!

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    1. Geez you sure venture
      May soon need a denture
      As you chew on those toes
      Has to give your teeth woes
      Penis without a plum?
      Either way I'd rather reach for rum

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  48. Your lovely words brought to mind
    a children's song I had to find
    the words now spinning through my brain,
    gee thanks Pat, it's you I'll blame!

    http://boyscouttrail.com/content/song/greasy_grimy_gopher_guts-467.asp

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    1. Haven't heard that one
      In a long time under my sun
      As away it does spin
      Now in my head at my bin

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  49. ohh the bad food and its repercussions..
    don't want to remember.. my mouth just went sour :P

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    1. haha well save you some money
      As you won't need to eat food not finding this sunny

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  50. Well if I was hungry before reading this, I'm not anymore. lol

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    1. A diet that works
      Guess nasty things have perks

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