Saturday, May 25, 2013

A Flash I Want To Bash!

Something the cat and Pat really hate across the land is getting snapped with a rubber band. Wait! We sorta bring that on stretching them out at our gate. Back to the task at hand, Something the cat and Pat really hate across the land is getting snapped with a rubber band. Wait! We sorta bring that on stretching them out at our gate. Been there said that? Just had to stress the point at my mat.

A brand new episode of your favorite show,
Is about to be given a go.
You just can't wait.
Not one episode drew hate.

Yeah that is a pipe dream,
But go with it for this rhyming stream.
You remember them all,
There at your hall.

Can't wait to see what happens this time.
Oopsy, they are trying to save a dime.
So now you get a remember when,
Leaving you annoyed as hell at your den.

But now as you grouch,
You have time to get off the couch.
Who cares about that flashback crap.
They just use it to fill in the gap.

Waste of time,
And a viewing crime.
If I wanted to see a flashback,
I'd watch the episode at my shack.

A brand new episode of your favorite show,
Is about to be given a go.
You just can't wait.
Not one episode drew hate.

Yeah that is a pipe dream,
But go with it for this rhyming stream.
You remember them all,
There at your hall.

Can't wait to see what happens this time.
Oopsy, they are trying to save a dime.
So now you get a remember when,
Leaving you annoyed as hell at your den.

But now as you grouch,
You have time to get off the couch.
Who cares about that flashback crap.
They just use it to fill in the gap.

Waste of time,
And a viewing crime.
If I wanted to see a flashback,
I'd watch the episode at my shack.

See, annoying as can be. It can also double for a repeat at my sea. Does anyone actually like flashback crap? Wish they'd be blown off the map. See, annoying as can be. It can also double for a repeat at my sea. Does anyone actually like flashback crap? Wish they'd be blown off the map.Wow, I'm full of flashback gas. I better not go flashing my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Half an hour away
      Hank shamed you I will say lol

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  2. Couldn't agree with you more
    Hate flashbacks at my shore
    I like to see something new
    instead of same old stew!
    Once is always enough
    Anything more is fluff!

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    1. That it is indeed
      But they plant the seed
      To bring about greed
      So they can make it cheap at your feed

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  3. Not big on the flashbacks here either, I have to say.

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    1. Yeah they need to die
      Away they should fly

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  4. Flash-backs and repetitions
    Are just plain irritants
    Would rather not bother
    Just go for some other

    Hank

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  5. haha...nothing new under the sun...i hate these remakes... anyway, i usually never watch a movie twice nor read a book more than once...even though i should sometimes maybe..but i always think there's so many new things that wait to be discovered..ha..

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    1. Yeah that is a good way to be
      Except we've you've seen most every movie
      That you like
      The a rehash may take a hike

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  6. Hahahaha
    An old story or joke about Pete and Repeat
    Can't recall but the names sounded neat
    I guess TV shows are the same
    When you see what you saw when you came
    To follow a story
    That reverts back to glory
    Is it now, is it past, or just speculation
    Click, bye bye you are one big irritation

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    1. That sounds like a plan
      One which I am a fan
      I usually fast forward though
      Watching the new segment of the show
      As they just sit and yap
      About the stupid recap

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  7. LOST did flashbacks really well
    They didn't take too much time to dwell

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    1. Those were fine as they were new
      I mean those crap clip shows they put on to view

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  8. haha...you flashed back your flash back
    made us read it twice at your shack, dang it cant we wait to rewatch at syndication, when i ca ration when i want to watch and skit that sh()t....but not you, i read all the way through and perhaps i will rewind to see it a second time, n()t ha, happy saturday

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    1. haha flashing my flash
      With a rehash
      Saved the arm
      Worked like a charm
      Rewind is at least on you
      As you have the choice to view
      Not suffer once more
      Through flashbakcs galore

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  9. flashback only if it is about the flash...no not even then

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  10. Just turn off sound with ease
    and do your own release...
    this maybe add fun
    in your wigwam

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    1. Could be fun to do
      With their muted view

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  11. I'll take a quick flashback at the beginning of the next season if the previous one ended on a cliffhanger, just to refresh my memory. (I think it's called getting old.) But that's it.

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    1. Yeah that is fine too
      Don't mind that in view
      But the rest are crap
      Need to be blown off the map

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  12. so...flashbacks bug you? lol....

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  13. Getting snapped by a rubber band does hurt, I just feel that that's something I need to blurt. There's nothing like a good flashback, unless it's to something that wasn't very positive.

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    1. They can hurt
      Sting but usually no blood will spurt

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    2. Pat would rather make a great big ball
      from rubber bands at his hall.
      hahaha.

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    3. haha have one in the closet at the other zoo
      Why I made it have no clue

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    4. Didn't you throw one in school one time?
      Almost committed a crime!
      hahaha.

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    5. Yeah threw it a couple times at my sea
      Broke a whole bunch of crap and they never caught me lol

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    1. Glad it was made
      Now maybe they'll fade

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  15. I just had a flashback of me doing nothing! Hey, there was a song called Rubber Band Man.

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    1. Never knew there was such a song
      Doing nothing can be fun at ones lawn

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  16. Damn where is my post
    now, I have to re-do
    say sorry to my host
    this cell phone sucks..

    Be back later Pat and his cat!

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    1. haha cell phones are a pain in the butt
      When trying to comment at ones hut

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  17. Me wonders if this is a particular show or just flashbacks in general? I think they have their place if used sparingly.

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    1. Just any show
      Where all they do is give clips a go

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  18. Flashbacks are not really entertaining, but I love them in comedy series :-)

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    1. Seinfeld had a good one
      That they gave a run

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  19. -chuckle- You're being mean today! Heh, heh,heh...

    No I do not like loads of flash-backs. A wee bit, ok. But wow, recently one show had a whole freakin' program of....all that happened before. Yish....

    Ahh and I have another tv gripe! Finales! OK, understood. season has to end. fine. but they seem to hype the extended Finales, forever. Then we can't remember when each show's finale is really on.

    We've even not realized (till later) that the *last 2* shows, WERE the finale of a show! Yish!

    Hope someone young has this gripe too. And it's not JUST that we are 'olden' here. -pout-

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    1. haha can't say I have that one
      Here under my sun
      I just hate when they build them up so grand
      And really they are nothing new across the land

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  20. I have no fav show anymore

    no cable at my shore

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    1. Mine is gone too
      Watched most everything at my zoo

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  21. Not really lovin the flashbacks, it's not like I don't remember and need to see it again. I don't mind a little bit thrown in but not so much that the whole episode is full of them.

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    1. Yeah the whole episode ones really annoy
      They bring no joy

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  22. I don't even watch TV anymore here at my shore. I'd like to snap that old screen with a snapping rubber band machine :)

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    1. haha so mean to the screen
      There at your scene

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  23. If the writers don't know how to entice, update and inform without an onslaught of flashbacks well then the show is in serious trouble. A professional should know how to use the tools of the trade responsibly and accordingly. A viewer's best tool is the remote and something tells me you will be using it appropriately:)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. Yep fast forward or change the channel at my sea
      And with you I surely agree

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  24. Yes, I wasn't dreaming on your double post
    I don't mind flashbacks when I'm lost
    in the plot and need refresher but repeat
    episodes is not exciting when i'm eager
    to know what's next like a beaver ~

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    1. haha an eager beaver are you
      There at your zoo?
      Yeah for that I guess they are okay
      But most of them are crap on display

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  25. great to feel the rhymes
    like good ol' times
    nothing but joy and puffy clouds as signs
    although you may consider flashback fines
    if there's a jackass convention i'm the mc
    no other way could it be

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    1. haha all of the in one place
      Would be quite the jackass embrace

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  26. Flashback crap?
    Not as bad as most.
    Consider the writers trap
    of a lazy repost.

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    1. haha and who does that?
      Not the cat
      Maybe a guy on the loo
      At his zoo

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    2. Reposts are fun.
      Reposts don't stink.
      Reposts are the ones.
      When you don't have to think.

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    3. Easy to do
      Easy to please
      Can read on the loo
      And even scratch fleas

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  27. I don't mind flashbacks too much
    But I hate commercials and such
    Always interrupting the show
    And breaking up the flow
    Trying to sell stuff you don't need
    Planting a subliminal seed
    I'd rather see a preview, so fine
    To remind me of the story line :)

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    1. The preview at the start
      Is okay at my cart
      But the stupid clip show
      Has to go

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  28. I a little too tired to pull off a rhyme tonight but I am excited to see what flashback may be in store for your "little rhyming ass" other than the obvious flash back to the beginning of your post :).

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    1. No flashback here
      All original from my little rhyming rear

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  29. When a flashback starts,
    Get off your seat.
    Go fill your glass;
    Get a bite to eat.
    Read a book,
    Or take a bath;
    Take time to review
    Your college math.
    Run around the block;
    Wrap yourself in flannel,
    Or you could simply
    Change the channel.


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    1. All kinds of things to do
      Instead of a flashback view
      But thankfully with the math crap
      I've already taken that lap

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  30. Watch shows online. When things you don't like pop up, skip ahead, easy as that. :P

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    1. Do that all the time
      So very sublime

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  31. I usually tape all the shows I watch so I just fast forward everything.

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  32. You're right, man, about reruns?they kill off all the fun! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  33. Yeah they are annoying, hate them

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  34. Ditto, ditto at your shore
    No Pat, please don't do it no more!

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  35. After reading the comments, I'm a bit confused. Are we talking flashbacks (where they dump a few old scenes into a "new" show) or reruns where they completely run the whole show over? I hate flashbacks. Don't mind reruns so much if I like that particular show.

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    1. Yeah reruns are fine
      Flashbacks i.e. clip shows are what bother the feline

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