Thursday, May 23, 2013

Don't Budge For It's Time To Judge!

When visiting that other sea, there we see the obsession of great nanny. She watches those judge shows each day, like 4 or 5 of them at play. They are all the same, some this or that making some same old claim. Hmm may have to give that a go too. But first on to the judge shows at my zoo.

 

They could argue at PeeWee's playhouse.
He'd judge them and give them a good dose,
Of good old big top fun.
Be a worse sentence than death row under your sun.

 

Judging while you clean.
It wouldn't be too obscene.
Some need a good scrub down.
The winner gets the clean as a whistle crown.

 

Having been around the block,
A time or ten with his umm glock.
 He could judge away,
And make those pesky divorce cases go away.

 

No words at all.
He just gives a final call.
Left or right,
That one says good night.

 

Could call it making whoopi court.
With God as an escort.
Then if guilty is found.
A lightning bolt will give you an extra crispy sound.

 

Damn! That would just scare anyone straight.
No need to even debate.
You were right, I was wrong.
Then they run away and get along.

 

He'll whip the into shape,
And get them over their scrape.
And you can bet,
Each one will surely sweat.

 

You never know what he'd say.
Could sing oh happy day.
Or send you on your way,
With words not even suitable for a porn play.

 

Scream in their face.
It could be a race,
Whose ear drums go first.
The loser is the first to burst.

 

But my pick from the crop,
That will sure make the petty squabbles stop.
And save lots of time and money.
Send them both to get eaten some place sunny.

Now wouldn't you watch those over Judge Judy? I wonder if humans create big duty? I suppose he wouldn't care if you were lyin' and many would end up cryin'. Each one is sure in their own class. All thanks to my creative little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Congratulations Hank!! Back on top I see. Good for you.

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    2. Back on top
      After yesterdays stop

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  2. Hank, you did it again Hank...
    We need Rosey to give you a spank!

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    1. 1st again
      Hank, Hank turned the crank
      And he beat Rosie, John, Jac and Frank.
      (who's Frank ????)

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    2. hahaha you could be being frank,
      Otherwise maybe he works at a bank?

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  3. Well I admit at least they'd be entertaining

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    1. I suppose
      Even though some would hit new lows

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  4. They would make for compelling cases, maybe not the mime though

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    1. Yeah the mime would be a stretch
      Maybe he could play fetch

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  5. Judging by numbers is better yet
    Pick a number, and read the verdict
    It's as consistent as one can get
    No questions asked as one can predict

    Hank

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    1. Yeah just get it done
      And away they run
      Instead of such crap
      As away they flap

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  6. Never watch what you can do yourself. Isn't that deep?

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    1. Wow you are deep today
      So if I can build an ironman suit I shouldn't watch it at my bay?

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  7. dang man, if ever a poster child for plastic surgery
    that looks like a facial injury...if a mime falls in the woods
    does it make a sound, wonder how much evidence would be found...

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    1. haha would sure make one avoid
      Or be rather paranoid
      Maybe if its glass house breaks
      It could cause earthquakes

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  8. I really can't sit still long enough to watch any of these shows, there are better things to do like staring up in the sky!

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    1. haha yeah the sky is way better indeed
      Then Pee Wee on your feed

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  9. Holy Hell is that Donatella Versace?????? She might wanna think about takin' a break from designin' clothes for a bit and think about redesignin' her face.

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    1. hahaha I don't think there is enough plastic around
      To make any good redesign found

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  10. Hahahaha
    I admit I watch the news
    Better than to hit the booze
    DWTS is fine
    I always watch, I do opine
    Radio is my favorite tool
    Hosts don't seem to be a fool

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    1. Some radio host are a fool
      Thinking they are cool
      With their deep voice
      But there is much choice

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  11. Home Alone Court would make my eardrums bleed.
    Zapped by lightning bolt? Cheaper than a formal execution, that's for sure.

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    1. Yeah can get it on the cheap
      For each creep

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  12. Can't stand most of those up there... but not matter what you people say... I still like Mel and the lion is okay too.

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    1. What you don't like Pee Wee?
      Mel is fine by me

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  13. Not big on shows here at my bay,
    We don't have TV recption on display,
    But movies I'm a fan
    The judging is done by my clan.
    (:

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    1. haha the way to be
      I have no cable on my TV
      Just use the internet
      And yeah waaaay to much tv has been watched by this pet

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  14. Nahhhh, I would watch Judge Judy over any of these; and I'd watch People's Court over Judge Judy! Smiles.

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    1. haha a court fanatic you are
      I see at your bar

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  15. Don't watch TV any old way,
    but I still like to have my say.
    What's wrong with people who watch these court shows.
    I can't figure it our, maybe nobody knows.

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    1. Yeah who knows indeed
      Maybe they can't read?

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    1. Can chow down
      Making criminals frown

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  17. I don't think I would take a case to Judge Mel Gibson if I was Jewish...

    But it would be kinda hilarious to see Judge Mime pretend to use his imaginary gavel.

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    1. haha the judge mime
      Would sure cause all to want to commit a crime

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  18. Good ole Richard Simmons and his hair in a perm
    His videos make many people squirm
    Mel Gibson looks kinda hazy
    But that's because he's batshit crazy
    I don't want to be judged by any of these
    I'll just go ahead and enter my guilty pleas

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    1. See proved my point
      Here at my joint
      With them as a judge
      Guilty would sure get a nudge

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  19. Good morning

    To judge or not to judge
    I better not budge,
    for who knows what
    the cat will say on any day
    he brings his messages
    in a twisted way, but hey
    this is the way he plays
    and I like him this way
    as you never know
    what he will bring into view
    always interesting at his zoo
    like the lion pic today
    that is one large cat
    may your heart always
    beat to the roar of
    your inner world
    and race to the pace
    of his giant paws
    enjoy the pauses
    silent moments
    of joy...

    PS have a great day by your bay wish I could stay but, have things to do...



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    1. Never know what will show
      Could even be a zombie toe
      Which all just love I know
      When it comes all aglow
      And yeah the lion could eat a doe
      Be quite the foe
      All would end up on death row
      Eaten like a crow
      So you have to go
      Do you have a lawn to mow
      Want to sit and watch the grass grow
      Beat someone with a garden hoe
      That would surely be a new low
      Now I will wrap this in a bow
      Before I reap what I sow haha

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  20. Reminds of one of my favorite Simpsons moments

    "Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons"

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  21. I can recognize almost half of these people. Thankfully, I don't know who Judge Judy is :-)

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  22. Have you ever watched Judge Judy?
    Why would anyone agree to go to her court?
    Judge Judy turns all into her personal 'sillyputty'
    The people that leave her presence are torn apart.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. Yeah seen it a time or ten
      At that other den
      All go one the show
      Because they get paid to sink to such a low

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  23. That witch Judge Judy is quite a pill
    I really wish the hag would chill.
    Better we choose not to bear a grudge
    than waste all that time trying to judge.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah that is the best way to be
      Although wishful thinking for Judge Judy haha

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  24. I would ABSOLUTELY watch those over Judge Judy ;)

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    1. Yeah me too
      Even the stupid mime in view

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  25. That kind of tv
    is not for me
    but glad it gives glee
    to your old nanny.
    ha.

    There was a rumor here last week that judge judy was going to be nominated to the supreme court. hahaha...and people were believing it. So funny.

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    1. Yeah not for me
      Either at my sea
      People are easily fooled
      As by such tv they are ruled

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  26. Can't stand peewee...love the lion picture.
    As for the rest...too much torture...

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    1. Too much you say?
      Save on space at a jail bay haha

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  27. I'm with home alone, nothing better than real life child assault on two numbskulls.....and the screaming!

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    1. haha yep that is the best
      Gets rid of any numbskulls being a pest

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  28. Why would anyone go to Judge Judy's pad? The lion is the only sensible one!

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    1. They get money that is why
      So they go there and whine and cry

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  29. Pee Wee and Bill, a team that could give all a thrill. These are all hilarious personalities, I'm not going to lie about that one, love what you've done with them though, equally as hilarious buddy.

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    1. Yeah they are all sure one of a kind
      Could scare many a behind

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  30. orlin N cassie...

    saweet... !!!!

    me grate grate grate grate grate grate gram paw stopped by two day...

    dood...how ewe iz...eye see gram made ya comb out yur mane for de foto shootz ....lookin good tho.....

    luvs... boomer o cat...pleez tell gram me said HI

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    1. haha the cat's main comes out
      When he goes there and is out and about
      He hates the sight of the rest
      So he looks his scary best

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  31. Dear Pat, what about a cat or a dog--a pet--judging how well a human takes care of them and understands their lingo of meows and purrs or barks and snarls??? Peace.

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    1. Many humans would fail
      And away they would wail haha

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  32. I think I am better off since I don't watch much of that stuff!

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    1. I think you are right
      Avoid such a sight

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  33. You are on to something here. I say you should send proposals to the various networks with your ideas. The cougar lady with the balloon lips might have a shot at one.

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    1. And maybe I could get a royalty
      That would delight little old me

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  34. now i'm stuck with that i will follow him song from sister act for the rest of the day...ha...

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    1. hahaha the song sure can stick in your head
      And cause some dread

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  35. Sister Act I kind of liked
    Way before I over-biked
    She was good in Star Trek, too
    Something we still like at my zoo

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    1. Yeah wasn't bad
      Some fun was had
      Never saw her in Star Trek that I recall
      Here at my hall

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  36. I haven't watch the series lately
    but I do find her amusing as a coffee latte
    Still its hard to be sitting as the judge
    when some of these cases are really nutty and smudgy ~

    Have a nice day Pat ~

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    1. Yeah some of the cases are crazy
      Obviously their minds are quite hazy

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  37. You were visiting the rellies?
    I like the Whoopi idea, zap 'em and stack 'em.Theres a great series of video edits on Yt of Judge Judy, the action itself is less interesting than the comments and the humorous titles.Like 'Cretinous thugs bully trembling nerd' or 'The lady and the lunk'.

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    1. Yeah visiting away
      At the other bay
      Have to give those a look
      Never knew they were at youtube's nook

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  38. I love the lyon os my favorite:)))

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    1. You like that cat
      Nothing wrong with that

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  39. I'm pretty embarrassed to admit that there are several people on that list that I really liked once upon a time. ;)

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    1. haha well some of them are fine
      Although you might not want to admit a couple to the feline

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  40. Hey cat it's a full moon rising
    You know what that means
    you'll soon be moaning (lol)

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    1. The cat doesn't moan
      May give a groan
      Pat doesn't either at our sea
      As he doesn't get lucky, Thankfully

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    2. Well groan or moan
      Have a nice day
      under your sun
      you know I like to play
      hope you took no offense

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    3. hahaha offense is never taken hear
      Can say what you want to my rear
      For the cat always has his say
      So can all else at my bay

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  41. Judge is the word of the day. AAAAHHHHHHHH! I used to love Pee Wee. Well, until he got caught playing with his ummm... pee wee ;)

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    1. haha pee wee with his pee wee
      Oh the thoughts from thee

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  42. If I were a judge
    My decisions won't budge--
    Not even for Matt Drudge.
    (Who's he again?)
    But give me a nudge
    And I'll wallow in sludge
    And then go on a trudge
    To get some good fudge!

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    1. Wow you'd make a good judge
      Although you may get fat with all that fudge

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  43. I dunno . . . Judge Judy isn't as scary as some of those other folks!

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    1. Yeah but with a scare
      Less stupid cases will come to each lair

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  44. I saw a bit of PeeWee's Playhouse and the entire thing was remarkably creepy to me. I just felt so uncomfortable watching it.

    Maybe that was just me...

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    1. Nope not just you
      Very creepy to view

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  45. Whoopi is my girl/sure I love that Sister Act swirl!/Great personality, broad smile/Hope she sticks around to judge us all for a while. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah sister act was fun
      To give a run

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