Wednesday, May 29, 2013

I Guess Round Thirteen Is Bad Luck As I Go What The Umm Duck!

Say what you want about previous nuts, at least they were semi understandable when talking out their butts. Sadly, this batch of search engines crazy loons are singing some sort of gibberish show tunes.

"laughing bum"

I guess that explains it all. When laughing and talking you get the below search engine call.

"echter sex ohne deckw"

Anyone want to take a guess? A cruise ship sex affair captain trying to confess?

"nĂ¡rtoun"

Did the French find me? Damn, no par la whatever at my sea.

"rhymetyme patt htt"

At least we can decipher this one. Even though it's the cat not Pat who gives the rhymes a run.

"flappyfill"

You want to fill Flappy you say? That just makes me feel ill at my bay.

"alpaca portret"

Another fetish on the rise. Hint, they aren't goats in disguise.

"lodisung wethe"

Ummm beats me. They got hit on the head, clearly.

"sweet mook scat"

You are looking for the crap of Drazin? My, your mind is smaller than a raisin.

"chimpanzee dressed up like cupid"

Wow, I did not want to know. Keep such things in the bedroom at your show.

"sexpoggirles"

Girls with pogs turn you on? That is so 90's at your lawn.

"porno hatrek2*3"

Is that the same as hockey? Or for this hat trick do you need a jockey?

"superhero underwear for men"

There really are a lot of grown guys taking to the spandex skies.

"eastern bunny hide"

Does the eastern bunny hide in the west? Is this some sort of math test?

"cat at the end of it's rope"

I think you found one, after give this bunch of nuts a run.

And the winner this time really has committed some sort of genetic crime. Or at least has one screwed up view as he checks out each gazoo.

"nice ass from behind"

How would that even work? Can it be in front for some sort of perk? An ass in front and other stuff behind. Hmmm that would be a new level for all human kind. Such questions from the search engine class that I wish would never be given to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Good luck to you Hank on getting to 10!! I am rooting for you this time.

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    2. That’s wonderful, Ma’am
      A Cheerleader this time
      My sincere appreciation
      It’ll certainly push me on

      Hank

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    3. Only three to go
      For 10 in a row

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  2. I guess the front it less of a visual

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    1. I suppose it is
      Unless it starts some widening biz

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  3. Dang, you got some pervs, but I would be real worried about any grown man who still wants to wear superhero underwear.

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    1. May he/she just wants to look at grown men in superhero underwear
      A perv that likes to stare

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  4. ekhter sex...wasnt that what they did on the original ghost busters...i am the keymaster, i am the gatekeeper....i wear superhero underwear...but i will never dress a chimpanzee...its inhumane...esp if you have bad fashion sense...

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    1. haha bad fashion would be the worst
      With their chimpanzee burst
      And hmmm nice one with the ghostbusters too
      I think you are right with their demon possessed view

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    2. and the chimp would have the arrows!
      Could cause you pain instead of playing Romeo!
      hahahaha

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    3. Stick you in the butt
      Literally at your hut

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  5. God, it seems to be inspired by my spam folder from two years ago! You don't acctually know my password, do you? ;)

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    1. Guess they are all around
      Found at every ground

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  6. Gets to be all confusing
    Goes through lots of musings
    Gazoo is quite familiar
    But "sexpoggirles,lodisung wethe?
    You may have to come up soon
    With a dictionary of your own
    Then no rantings or howling
    It'll be just plain sailing!

    Hank

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    1. haha that could work
      May be a perk
      As the dictionary takes flight
      Of course could bring more crazies to my site

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  7. Dear grown man in superhero underoos...Calvin Klein will not be calling for a billboard any time soon. ;)

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    1. Maybe he will have a chance
      To join superman and prance

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  8. "My face is red,"
    She said!

    (On a side note, when I was a kid I wanted a chimpanzee for a pet..wisely my parents said NO.)

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    1. hahaha they were wise to say no
      They can sure cause pain when they grow

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    1. Not sure on that
      Unless you have a dog at your mat

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  10. I will have to pass today
    I don't know the words you say
    Comes with another generation
    I send you all felicitation









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    1. Not my words
      From google birds
      As they seek me out
      My what a big space with your shout

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    2. Big space, I don't know
      Happened 2 times in a row
      Perhaps I'm writing in my sleep
      And leave a space that's verrrry deep. :)

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    3. You could nod off a bit
      And space you head tends to hit

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  11. You're right, not even going to ask about the chimps. Makes you wonder what those people are really seeking!

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    1. Yeah God only knows
      If I knew it would sure curl my toes

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  12. maybe they want to know,
    who is behind the show...
    otherwise, it is wise
    to hang on the Cat,
    who rhymes despite
    the price with no
    prize and cries...

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    1. You never know
      But they sure come and go
      Scary some can be
      But they at least leave me be

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  13. I agree with Teresa, spam--scram... Though it does get pretty entertaining.

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  14. Um, wow. Takes all kinds out there. :)

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    1. Yeah tons around
      Worse than a hound

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  15. What the heck?
    Surely they lack full decks.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. That they do
      Although a jack with an ass is in view haha

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  16. The 2nd one is German, the translation will show you the truth. Though he did make a typo but it's pretty obvious what he wrote.

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  17. Superhero underwear for men? Well I guess they've gotta buy it somewhere!

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    1. haha yeah they need to shop
      So they have drawers to drop

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  18. The chimp dressed up like Cupid really threw me for a loop
    Perhaps I ought to run and hide in a chicken coop.

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    1. Yeah that would be a sight
      That would make the cat take flight

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  19. The winning one is funny and crass.
    It's better than being seen as one big ass.

    xoRobyn

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    1. That is true
      One big arse is a scary view
      And being an ass
      there are those in mass

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  20. The ass in front thing happened in a Hindi movie once. There was a statue which one of the characters broke, and while getting it together, they placed the ass the wrong way. Needless to say, to add in the comedy, a customer only bought the statue because of the 'different' ass/front thing.

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    1. That is a fact I never knew
      Must have been quite the ass-y view

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  21. I get a lot of spam comments too. Bunch of weirdos out there. I don't even read them any longer. If I see a link in the comment, I delete it.

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    1. These aren't comments though
      Just what people type in google to find my show

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  22. Pat I love when you do this and expose all the idiots. Nothing rhymes with idiots but I have tried. On a related note I found a weird Google search had came up, something like "grannies kissing young men," that had led to two page views, there really are some weird people who search up some weird words huh?

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    1. Idiot can rhyme
      Cypriot works for a time
      But that is about it
      And haha yeah people search for some weird shit

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  23. Can you put spam back in the can?

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    1. Once it is out
      Not much you can do about

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  24. ass from behind
    a neoplasm from his mind.
    A little repetitious like 'unexpected surprise'
    and 'free gift', I would surmise.
    hahaha.

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    1. hahaha yeah that is true
      Not something he expected to view

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  25. "cat at the end of it's rope" - i like that one. thank goodness people can find you when they type in anything. how'd you do that?

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    1. Beats the heck out of me
      But they sure track down my sea

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  26. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    A trip to the laughing spa!
    I thought some of mine were bad!
    You've definitely got the funnier fad!

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    1. Yeah the nuts come from all around
      Must be from the pound

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  27. I detest spam
    Such a crazy sham
    Almost as bad as the food version
    What a perversion

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  28. I love your search engine posts. These people surely deserve these roasts.

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    1. Yeah they are fun to do
      As the crazies come into view

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  29. i get "echter sex ohne" but what is deckw supposed to mean...hmm

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    1. Yeah I couldn't figure that one out
      Maybe they want it on a boat no doubt?

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  30. Oh my god, some people are crazy haha

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  31. This is a really interesting post!

    www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

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    1. Flappp is the name of our best friend,
      From college where he flapped his gums to all extents

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    2. So you say
      Spam away

      haha I got a Flappy near me
      She is one to avoid at your tree

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  32. orlin N cassie; thanx for knot makin uz take a math test...de bunny iz prob ablee one on oh those trainz goin east at 95 miles an hour N itz stoppin everee 15 minits ta let mor on... but de train goin west haz 13 bunnyeez N iz onlee doin 83 miles an hour but iznt stoppin at all... N they iz all wunderin if they past easter; if itz hal o ween; ore de damn burd holiday iz heer coz itz novemburr...

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    1. Damn that would be quite the problem to solve
      It would sure take some resolve

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  33. I agree. Those are all pretty much incomprehensible.

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    1. That they are indeed
      Crazies like my feed

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  34. lol Maybe they were trying to speak the "I can haz cheezeburger", speak. That's almost as bad.

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  35. I'm not sure what to say
    so much chit chat at your flat
    how do you handle all the crap
    cat, you better hang on to your hat
    perhaps, you could just take a nap
    or flee from this spam riding a tram

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    1. Flee I could try
      But where would I fly?

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    2. I am not sure where you should fly
      there are so many great places
      under the sky that you could try
      the crazies can be fun by the ton
      as you never know what they
      will do from day to day at your bay
      please don't flee you would be missed
      best to relax by your sea drink some
      herbal tea and try to get some sleep

      Good Night Pat and your rhyming cat

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    3. A flying cat...
      I'd like to see that ;)
      Wearing that superhero underwear I suppose
      Don't give me some of those....

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    4. There are a ton
      To visit under the sun
      Don't want the cat to run away?
      I'm good until the middle of july with posts at my bay
      Then we shall see
      But I'm sure more will come from me
      As I drink my nettle tea
      And buzz around like a bee

      I'll mail some to you
      Pronto, grumpy goo

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    5. @Blue - A flying cat wearing a hat
      I think I would like to see that
      we could call him supercat
      bright red cape..to help with an escape
      not sure about superhero underwear
      would they have a giant "S"
      could his power make him disappear
      and re-appear fully dressed..hmmm
      I'm not sure should we guess???

      @Pat Well, glad you are here until mid July
      but, then what happens do you fly
      are you still chasing a dream
      perhaps, a new theme song a sing a long
      dreams are meant to be lived..
      so never give up, you're too good
      with all this rhyming under your hood

      @Pat & Blue - I think we all need to hit Bora Bora Beach sunny skies and sandy toes..feels so nice as the sun warms my flesh..have a great day guys!


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    6. A super powered cat
      Will come one day to my mat
      You just wait and see
      About a super powered kitty
      Until then I am done
      With posts set under my sun
      We shall see if the arm lets me go
      Further with my flow
      But I'm sure I will
      Find a way at my hill

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  36. I love when you do these. It shows just how bizarre people really are and it reminds me to check my searches too!

    Hope all is well, Pat. Get bent, cat!

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    1. Yeah they are fun to do
      Here at my zoo
      The cat is worse off than Pat
      Or at least was at our mat haha

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  37. Only the writer knows for certain, what was meant.

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    1. That is true
      They only know what they made come due

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  38. Thanks Pat now all I can see
    is a cupid suit on a chimpanzee
    the image is forever engrained
    and there is only you to blame!

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    1. haha sorry about that
      But so fun to hear for the cat

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  39. all these sounds crazy
    I hate spam
    sometimes I find in my land
    I delete in a time!

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    1. Crazy they are very much
      But fun to make fun of and such

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    2. Am I to understand
      Gloria deletes spam in her land?
      Like you do at your bay?
      And your sea? Just say nay.

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    3. Hmmm I suppose that is correct
      Spam she doesn't neglect

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  40. Spam-I-Am
    Selling ham
    Maybe I'm just a Google Bot
    Checking out what you've got

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    1. At least you'd be rich
      If you at the google bot itch

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  41. Hey there, Pat. You might want to check out the new blog sprint that just went live at my mat.

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  42. Ha, ha! We love this! We get some weird stuff too! At least it isn't just us.

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    1. Yeah certainly not just you
      All over our zoo

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  43. I totally remember Pogs but haven't thought about them in ages... Uh, probably since my 7th grade French when some of my male classmates were playing the game when we were supposed to be studying. haha

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    1. haha yeah been a while here too
      Those really went out fast from each zoo

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  44. Your search engine posts are always some of my favorites. Makes the loonies who end up on mine seem tame compared to yours!

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    1. Glad with my search engine game
      I can make them seem tame

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  45. Superhero underwear is wrong on so many levels. :P

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    1. That it is indeed
      At each and every feed

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  46. "echter sex ohne deckw" is German. It means Real sex on "something".

    I think deckw is a misspelled word.

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    1. Don't listen to him, Pat. Ohne means 'without'. Boy, what a terrible teacher he is. :p

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    2. Hmm listen to dwei or listen to blue
      What should the cat do

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  47. Hilarious. Love the Eastern bunny for some reason. He just tickles my fancy with his little whiskers. :)

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    1. A bunny can tickle
      Guess he isn't fickle

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  48. lol, makes me worried for the human race ;)

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    1. Sure doesn't make you want to embrace
      The human race

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  49. Nuts and butts in the very first lines
    Makes me wanna sit on one of them pines
    To hide, of course, and you know that is true
    When you widen that gutter for Grumpy Goo
    You might want to climb that tree with me
    Hiding from the French for none to see
    Just don't go wearing that superhero underwear
    It kind of makes the rabbits in the forest stare
    Even if you wear it with flair
    And make big bunnies care
    As you go save a cat from a tree
    Or the end of a rope for free
    Well, that's all for now
    Pat, I'm off to save a cow.

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    1. Watch out, they kick
      And can look sick
      As they regurgitate their food
      And have quite the attitude
      But maybe they will like the sight
      Or you in superhero undies taking flight

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  50. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    Wow ! I have to agree, the search engines "crazy loons are singing some sort of gibberish show tunes..."

    Today at your bay...and even though their "gibberish" may seem like a crime that is what happens as they search Here---> for It Rhyme Time he-he
    deedee :)

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    1. Yeah it works for me
      As I an make fun of the jibberish at my sea

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  51. It's like something from Burroughs , he used a technique called 'cut up' where he would use scissors and slice together collages of words from magazines and comic books and newspapers and create stories and poems. It's probably because i haven't slept much but 'eastern bunny hide' sounds like something the T.S.A would do if you refused an xray.

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    1. Never knew that
      Actually I think I did at my mat
      Vaguely recall
      Such writing on the wall

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  52. It couldn't be clearer
    that 13's bad luck,
    For when I break a mirror
    awwwwww, fu .......shoots.

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