Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Not Too dVerse I Fear As I Rhyme Off My Rear!

Haven't done this for a long while so the cat figured he would turn up the rhyming dial. It may be dVerse to some but it is all the same to my little rhyming bum. For every word rhymes today with my chimes.

Hello!
Jello?
Mellow?
Yellow?

Fun Times!
Shun mimes!
Run rhymes!
Done limes?

At it again,
Spat shit hen.
That brit den,
Gnat spit pen.

Cats Rule, Dogs Drool!
Rats spool hogs school.
Bats fuel frogs stool.
Fats cool togs cruel.

Can't get caught over there.
Chant it lot, Dover aware.
Pant, spit, snot, Rover pair.
Ant split robot clover hair.

Action is all it takes today.
Fraction his call, lit lakes bay.
Attraction whiz stall bit makes way.
Contraction quiz hall hit rakes pay.

Touch base soon to win your prize.
Much face goon, clue, in drawer lies,
Such embrace spoon knew sin spore disguise.
Clutch case toon blue, pin store ties.

Why are you looking at me like that?
Lie far, cue booking cat flea hike at,
Cry bar. View cooking bat knee like gnat.
Sky tar new Brooking flat pee strike scat.

dVerse thinks it will beat my little rhyming ass.
Curse finks, hit hills, treat eye skittle timing lass,
Perverse pinks fit bills, defeat sky brittle miming bass.
Worse winks get chills deplete wry spittle chiming sass.

Now that will be it for today at my place.
Meow at ill sea shit more. Play bat sky race,
How? Gnat kill! Glee pit explore bay, lie face
Brow, pat fill. Flee hit chore display, sigh space.

See what I did there? One to ten at my lair. The cat can rhyme away every word on display. Always stretching my skill at my hill. Sorry if your tongue now feels ill. At least you know you got your fill as the rhymes show in mass. All thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

96 comments:

  1. Rhyme overload, think I'll go play in the road

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    1. Watch out for a truck
      Hope you aren't shit outta luck

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  2. Keeping rhymes
    All the time
    Words jive
    All alive
    Rhyming Pat
    And the Cat
    The tradition
    All in motion
    Keep at it
    That's it!

    Hank

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    1. Will keep at it each day
      Here at my bay
      And have my say
      Come what may

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  3. geez dude, it gets really impressive the more expressive you get, the longer the sentence and still make sense, somewhat vaguely...but i'd stay away from ill sea shit, just saying...ha.

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    1. hahaha it makes sense in a way
      Depends how you look at the display
      Then it can be nonsense too
      Which is fun to do
      Yeah that I will avoid as well
      Could cause hell

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  4. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and the Cat...
    All I can say is...
    phew !
    Who knew ?
    That you would one day be born to...rhyme up a storm ! ha!ha!

    Therefore, Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and the Cat...
    to you I "tip" my hat!
    ...as I say merci, and bid you adieu...too !
    deedee :)

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  5. Damn, I think my eyes went cross eyed

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    1. Hopefully they are undone
      Or around they never spun

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  6. I have said it before
    and I will say it again
    you can rhyme with anything
    and there is a lot to gain
    from the way you keep at it
    everything you write is a hit

    And even your username rhymes :-)

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    1. Yeah every day
      At my bay
      As I rhyme up a storm
      In whatever form
      And username is true
      To the pic in view

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  7. Can't beat that rhyming ass.
    And I shun mimes when they do their walking against the wind thing.

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    1. haha shun them all the time
      Mimes are just a crime

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    1. Need to take a shot
      Then drink a whole lot

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  9. Ever so clever
    fun in the sun
    Always something new
    at the rhyming cat's zoo
    this was over the top
    almost made my brain pop!
    Have a good day
    wherever you stay!

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    1. Once in a while
      Have to go more than the norm mile
      And let it flow
      As they tend to grow

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  10. You rhyme so creatively well
    Few have ever rhymed so swell
    Have you ever thought of being a rapper
    You could spit some mad rhymes outta that yapper

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    1. haha be scary seeing Pat as rapper
      Be quite the flapper

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  11. Happy Monday to your Rhyming little arse!! Now that was quite the Rhyme, Where do you find the time?

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    1. The time just comes
      As I flap my gums
      And hmmm Monday you say?
      Think you missed a day

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  12. my brain is close to overloade
    with that rhyming master episode

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    1. Go and beat your head against the wall
      then the overload will stall lol

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  13. Whoa, that is one hep cat. Spinning rhymes is where it's at. Lovin' me some over-the-top rhymin' party. Hope it didn't make the cat too farty.

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    1. Not not to farty at all
      At least not today at my hall lol

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  14. That rhyming takes prize
    Cat chiming makes lies
    Fat dining fakes size
    Bat miming stakes guys
    `````````````
    OMG this will open up the ole brain.
    Give it a try, I can't refrain
    (good one, Pat)

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    1. haha made you give it a go
      Yeah took longer then the normal 10 minutes at my show
      Sure makes some think
      Could bring some to the brink/

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  15. There's the contagion of Monday morning rhyming... I'll be walking around thinking of things that rhyme.

    Vacuum the bedroom... you know, stuff like that. Ah the joys of cleaning house...my big thing today. :)

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    1. haha cleaning can be fun
      As the vacuum makes the cats run
      Not sure where Monday comes from though
      I guess the day off has you guys screwed up down there at your show

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  16. Mellow yellow doesn't sound too bad

    a Dr. Pepper leper would be sad.

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    1. Yeah that would be blah indeed
      At any feed

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  17. And here I come up empty
    Someone please pour me my first cup of coffee

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    1. Have to get hyper to read
      When everything rhymes indeed

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  18. WOW!n Toses sure got my whiskers twitching!

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    1. haha I'd say
      With your first comment on display

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  19. Replies
    1. Wasn't even toes
      Toses we don't have any of those

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  20. -grin- Have you always had this ability (and NEED) to rhyme?

    "Auntie is in a teaching mood today." :-)

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    1. Just came about at my sea
      So I set it free
      And teach away
      At your bay

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  21. Brilliant, basically it starts off small and ends with long lines in each paragraph, beautiful post mate.

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    1. Yeah went from small to large
      At my barge

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  22. Whoa! My tongue is worse than numb
    as I read every word and then some!
    Amazing you are
    by far.
    :)

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    1. Nice to amaze
      And make your tongue worse than went on cleaner you went to graze haha

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  23. Mimes make me nervous. And clowns--something is wrong there.

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    1. Yeah they are a scary bunch
      Really out to lunch

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  24. Impressive! But I think you have way too much time on your hands to come up with stuff like that! ;)

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    1. hahaha you may be right
      As I just might

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    1. haha hope the cow is too holy
      That would get a holy moly

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  26. Too funny, Blue Bunny!
    Can't top that.
    Shant bop Cat.

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    1. At least you tried
      Giving all rhyme a ride

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  27. Ohmigod, the time has come;
    My eyes are crossed, my brain is numb.
    And here I am, still in my prime,
    But I fear I've overdosed on rhyme.

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    1. haha should have warned all
      Who came to my hall
      But numb and crossed
      sure is fun with the rhymes I tossed

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  28. Ten lines across and down,
    nobody can beat you, hands down ~

    Happy Tuesday Pat ~

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    1. And made you use the same rhyme
      But that isn't a crime haha

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  29. orlin N cassie...egss cell ant werk...we could knot haz gotten past 4 werds ina line...course we canna count either...but still .....

    yur dadz a poet
    does him noe it
    we think sew
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    noizee rood
    & caca droppin
    ya stooooooopid dam crow
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    1. haha the stupid crow
      Has to go
      And yeah 10 was tough
      But we can rhyme when the going gets rough

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  30. Ain't nothing shabby
    about Pat and his tabby,
    or should I say that
    about the cat and his Pat?

    Rhyme overload, dude.

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    1. Well the cat isn't a tabby
      But cassie is so no one will get crabby

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  31. wait for a while
    I dont understand
    why you make always that
    or maybe today
    my head is far away!

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    1. haha I do it to confuse
      And to brain abuse

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  32. green mean seam
    eat feet tweet
    ... and this was after minutes of thinking, sadly i must confess.
    sublime rhyme time!

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    1. haha well at least you can confess
      That is something I guess

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  33. Rhyme off your rear?
    What talent! What art!
    For, when I rhyme off my rear
    all that you hear
    is...a fart.

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    1. Well that can be art
      To videos like the people of walmart

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  34. A rhyme off your rear?
    Is that what I hear?
    This is quite dear.
    I must try.
    Hogs sing, Bees sting.
    Frogs spring, fleas zing.
    Dogs cling, peas fling.
    Blogs schwing, keys bling.

    Best I could do, now it's back to my zoo.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Not bad at all
      With your rhyme off your rear call haha

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  35. Fart for fart's sake
    That's what you make
    A tooting tune
    As you give us a moon
    Hello hello
    They call me mellow Jello...

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    1. Hope your jello
      Isn't too mellow
      As a fart
      May blow it apart

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  36. Would you look at that
    There goes that Pat
    Time after time he rhymes
    Such a yellow, mellow, fellow

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    1. Not sure how yellow I am, at my sea
      But the rest I'll agree haha

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  37. Holy cat, Pat! That is amazing! We don't know how you do it!

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    1. Just sorta pops out
      As we rhyme about

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  38. We think these rhymes
    Are like working full times!
    If my Human did all this rhyme work
    Her teaching she'd surely shirk!

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    1. But summer is coming
      So lots of rhymes could be humming

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  39. Bats actually do fuel something with their poop. I think it's used as fertilizer.

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    1. haha see I was on
      Today at my lawn

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  40. Wow! Job well done!
    Pow! Snob sell fun!

    I meant the first sentence, the second was me just trying to rhyme, haha. Your sentences got intense there! I like watching you challenge yourself!

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    1. Fun to challenge away
      Over an easy day
      And job well done
      Snobs sure aren't fun

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  41. Fun times :) the cat rhymes away...

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    1. That is does
      With the rhymes all abuzz

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  42. Wow, this is sassy you rhyming cat
    it sounds like a bit of open mic
    flowing from here to there at your mat
    thought I was taking a word hike
    caught in yellow, feeling mellow
    keeping rhyme all the time
    oh, baby love that line..(lol)
    where words can get entwined
    wrapped around and turned around
    maybe, even upside down..
    anyway, had fun at your show
    keeping if flowing, keep it growing
    but, for now I have to get going..

    have a great day in the hay...lol..


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    1. The cat will roll in the hay
      Each and every day
      And yeah words to go this way and that
      When here at my mat
      As twisted up the cat can be
      As the words he shows with glee

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  43. ok, should say "keep it flowing"..lol..what is it with your mat that makes me do this Pat and his cat..slipping with my thoughts at your sea..

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    1. Going could work too
      But flowing is better from you haha

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    2. haha you are a funny cat
      and I rather like that..

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    3. haha the cat tries
      Funny and wise

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  44. Rhymes with reason.
    Pleasin'

    Grab some beers.
    Cheers!

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