The cat has not done a show one in a while and figured he would do one in typical rhyming style. Show title that is too, just in case it was forgotten by you. The cat won't reveal which one as that would just spoil the fun.
Mixed Messages I may convey,
In my Split Decision today.
But I was Under The Gun.
Would you rather I give the Last Rites for fun?
That might leave some Scorched Earth,
Giving off a Shock Wave of worth.
But Desperate Times,
Result in Unchained rhymes.
Official Business would be a bore.
Like some Reunion uproar.
So it was a Necessary Evil today,
That I play Mind Games at my bay.
I am an Army of One,
No Better Halves under my sun.
I have you Dead to Rights,
Sending you back to Square One most nights.
Damned If You Do,
For there is No Good Deed at my zoo.
You just got Out of the Fire,
As Dead or Alive things get dire.
Will you make a Last Stand?
Show some Brotherly Love at my land?
I know you have a Blind Spot for me.
Guilty as Charged are thee.
For Where There's Smoke,
It means Friends and Enemies will choke.
And it is better the Devil You Know,
Than those Good Intentions that show.
But watch that Friendly Fire,
Such Noble Causes won't get you the hire.
Might bring your Enemies Closer though.
It is a Shot in The Dark, I know.
If you become The Hunter soon,
A Fearless Leader you may be by noon.
You may have to make an End Run.
I hear with Friends and Family it can be fun.
Which one is the Lesser Evil of the two?
Such Truth and Reconciliation is up to you.
Did I put you in the Hot Spot?
Do No Harm to that black pot.
Especially if you are the kettle and Double Booked.
It could create Bad Blood and get over looked.
So play the Good Soldier and salute.
If it is Rough Seas play your flute.
Trust Me it is the thing to do.
Turn and Burn without a clue.
Now we have reached the Scatter Point,
And there should be No Loose Ends at my joint.
So did you notice the show as I added the episode titles into my rhyming flow? I dropped a hint somewhere along the way. But I will only give one today. Now more useless TV knowledge has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling..