So way back when here at my den, Anne let the cat in on some latest stupid meme thing. Hate those at my wing, about kitten huffing here and there and it seems everywhere. Doesn't that sound grand? Let's all go huff kittens across the land. Bunch of crazy humans I say with nothing better to do with their day.
But why stop there?
Huff away at your lair.
Already have brain cells a two year old could count,
Meaning not such a high amount.
Huff an anteater nose,
Could pretend it is a hose.
An elephant trunk,
Could fill your bunk.
Maybe even a fly.
Catch them in your eye,
And suck it up your nose.
Huffing them right down to your toes.
Could even huff a rock.
That may leave you with a shock.
As you plug a hole.
Letting death take its toll.
Even your TV screen.
As you watch some scene.
Huff the Hoff.
Each to their own at their trough.
Huff a frog,
Or the behind of a dog.
Then you will really have a frog in your throat,
Or join the crazy love boat.
I guess then you could take another round.
Maybe Gilligan will then be found.
Then you can huff a coconut.
All that from huffing a dog butt.
Huff a jellyfish.
But make a wish.
For it may sting,
Sending you to the emergency wing.
Huff a ground hog.
Then you can run from fog.
A shadow will be scary too.
My what the weather can do.
Add this to your kitten huffing,
Prove your brain is full of stuffing.
And mail yourself to Timbuktu,
Saving us all from your huffing view.
That is what the cat thinks of your huffing meme thing at any human wing. Brain cells die off fast it seems as one goes down life's streams. But if a huff really needs to come to pass, bend down and get a dVerse whiff of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.