Tuesday, June 18, 2013

dVerse Nut Jobs Indeed At Many A Feed!

So way back when here at my den, Anne let the cat in on some latest stupid meme thing. Hate those at my wing, about kitten huffing here and there and it seems everywhere. Doesn't that sound grand? Let's all go huff kittens across the land. Bunch of crazy humans I say with nothing better to do with their day.

But why stop there?
Huff away at your lair.
Already have brain cells a two year old could count,
Meaning not such a high amount.

Huff an anteater nose,
Could pretend it is a hose.
An elephant trunk,
Could fill your bunk.

Maybe even a fly.
Catch them in your eye,
And suck it up your nose.
Huffing them right down to your toes.

Could even huff a rock.
That may leave you with a shock.
As you plug a hole.
Letting death take its toll.

Even your TV screen.
As you watch some scene.
Huff the Hoff.
Each to their own at their trough.

Huff a frog,
Or the behind of a dog.
Then you will really have a frog in your throat,
Or join the crazy love boat.

I guess then you could take another round.
Maybe Gilligan will then be found.
Then you can huff a coconut.
All that from huffing a dog butt.

Huff a jellyfish.
But make a wish.
For it may sting,
Sending you to the emergency wing.

Huff a ground hog.
Then you can run from fog.
A shadow will be scary too.
My what the weather can do.

Add this to your kitten huffing,
Prove your brain is full of stuffing.
And mail yourself to Timbuktu,
Saving us all from your huffing view.

That is what the cat thinks of your huffing meme thing at any human wing. Brain cells die off fast it seems as one goes down life's streams. But if a huff really needs to come to pass, bend down and get a dVerse whiff of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Waffles is just a pretender, Hank is number one contender!

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    2. Could have gone either way!
      Honest to goodness!

      Hank

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    3. Waffles just hasn't got the quick skill
      To topple Hank yet at my hill

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    4. Was it not Waffles' continuous hard work, Hank's achievements could not have had the same effect as they have now.

      You two make a great sub plot :-)

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    5. Quite the contest
      As they try and be the first guest

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    6. A subplot that helps stop the brain rot

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    7. That it does
      Brain all a buzz

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  2. i'll stick to the tried and true, draino at my zoo

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    1. Well it could clean you out
      Faster than a trout

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  3. That Hoff is annoying, I have the feeling that if I huffed on him he would find some way to turn it into a television show. Great post mate, I love to huff but some of these things are rough.

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    1. The hoff huffing
      Could make for tv stuffing

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  4. Agreed on the meme! Not huffing anything.

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    1. Yep a load of junk
      How low we have sunk

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  5. I think some acronym group would be at your door

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    1. Let them try
      I'll poke them in the eye

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  6. I had never heard of kitten huffing before this. What the heck is wrong with these people anyway????

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    1. They either really need a life
      Or aren't getting any from their wife lol

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  7. Huff all of them with a view
    To send them as far as Timbuktu
    Not allowed back
    To bother the Cat
    They'll be slightly shaken and blue

    Hank

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    1. And rather hot
      As away they trot
      To dear timbuktu
      Where the sun is in view
      Burning them a lot

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  8. NO huffing in my neck of the woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Your woods has a neck?
      Did you see it sitting on the deck?

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  9. just imagining huffing a jelly fish
    that is nast-y, and the stingystingstingy
    would hurt, kitten huffing---ha, i dont
    know what gets into some people so....

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    1. Yeah neither do I
      As they give their stupid meme cry
      Deserve to be stung
      Or to step in dung

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  10. Huffing a dog's behind is a hell to the no
    None of that here at my show

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    1. haha don't want to get down that low
      There at your show

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  11. Dang, whatever happened to good ol' fashioned glue and magic marker huffin'. That was the shit back in elementary school!

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    1. Yeah gone are the good old days
      Now it is an animal huffing phase

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  12. People don't have enough to do
    It's too easy at their zoo
    If they want a real good high
    Jump from a plane in the sky

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    1. Yeah at least they won't feel it when they die
      And fall from the sky
      Going kersplat
      Becoming litter for a cat lol

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  13. Huff means blow out, not in...
    so I'm very confused today at your den.

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    1. Confused you?
      Oh so fun to do
      Can tell no huffing came due
      Around you
      Beats the heck out of me
      But huffing in this case means to breathe in the fumes and such at ones sea
      Like that of glue
      Simply stick in on a rag in a bag and breathe in at ones zoo
      Called huffing
      Because their brain is full of stuffing?

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    2. I thought that was sniffing glue
      not huffing like the Three Little Pigs knew.
      lol....

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    3. They call it both
      Maybe they don't say it down south lol

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    4. maybe they are interchangeable!

      "I'll sniff and I'll biff
      and inhale your house in!"

      hahaha

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    5. hmmm biffing rocks
      Could gives ones house shocks

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    1. Blow the house down?
      Or just fart as you go across town?

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  15. The part in the beginning where you tell the reader about their brain cells being very less, and then explaining that it meant that they were not a great amount really makes the reader's (lack of) intelligence come around.

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    1. See even spurring on the brain dead
      Hope it gets them out of bed

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  16. I Will huff
    And I will puff puff
    Pass
    On the ass

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  17. If you huff
    or cough -
    do it in
    your muff,
    keep away
    from my stuff,
    but you're
    welcome
    with muffins
    craft :)

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    1. Bring a muffin around
      And an invite is found
      Good to know
      At your show

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  18. I think that is just way too much huff n' puff!!!

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    1. Yeah one has to have the wrong stuff
      To consider such a huff and puff

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  19. Hahahah--you and Willow Wimp.
    I love your act--
    no puff out my crack

    "lady" jean

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    1. So you say
      But I bet a toot comes due at least once a day lol

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  20. ok...i will start practicing...the fly thing you know...or did i understand something wrong...ha...smiles

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    1. haha practice all you want
      Could think you are crazy though in your haunt

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  21. No Huffing WAIT hold the phone, I cannot tell a lie I do tend to Huff and Puff and try to blow things down :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. that I believe too
      With huffy puffy you

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  22. orlin N cassie...may bee thatz why de wolf had trubull blowin down de three little pigs thurd houz...two much huffin on houz one N two ~~~~~ !!

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    1. Yeah he huffed way to much
      Now is a bit out of touch

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  23. huff a jellyfish might end in a zap

    which won't leave you in a nap

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  24. This was so hilarious (both post and comments)

    ha..ha... Thanks for brightening up my day ~

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    1. Glad I could brighten away
      Here at my bay

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  25. Even the cartoon Puffinstuff
    Knows it's dumb to try huffing stuff.
    Wanta suck in something good for you?
    Breathe in a snort of fresh Oh-two.

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    1. But for that
      you could breathe in rat
      Or pollution by the ton
      and could come undone

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  26. Huffing fits sir Patt to a "T"
    so long as he keeps to himself and not me
    though my dog might enjoy a sight quite to see
    as Patt bends to sniff him, low on bent knee

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    1. haha that would be fun to see
      Even for the kitty
      As long as no leg lifting comes due
      That would just be ewww

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  27. Did a bit of huffing and puffing of my own
    Last week as the wind was blown
    Both out and in
    T'was no sin
    Had to breathe where air was thin
    Just to keep off my chinny chin chin
    But mind you
    No butt sniffin' at my zoo!!!

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    1. haha well at least it was a better way
      Then those above on display
      And not one butt
      Good way to be at your hut

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  28. Gilligan's Isle,
    There's a tiki bar here
    where you can get a beer
    under some palm trees
    and every sweet drink is speared
    with umbrella with red cherry with nary a real anything
    and they play Gillgan's isle. All. The Time.

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    1. That might getting annoying I say
      Having to listen to that over and over at ones bay

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  29. Yeah. All that huffing should be saved for the Big Bad Wolf!

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    1. That it should
      As he can knock down would

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  30. oops had a blunder...

    Is huffing the thing to do at one's zoo
    I think I'll pass and I'm not talking gas
    so get your mind out of the grass..
    because I'm a lass with class..(lol)

    you say huffing is inhaling
    I thought it was exhaling..
    so, now how do I huff and puff
    when I am mad at my sea
    should I just stomp by feet

    I thought huffing and puffing
    was done by the big bad wolf
    my what big eyes you have
    it must be from that huffing

    ..so cat..how are you today
    do you wanna come out and play
    you know where I am...waiting
    for thee by my sea..

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    1. Sure you just pass gas in silence at your sea
      You can't fool me
      and inhale and exhale seems to interchange
      With these nuts out on the range
      Brains are fried
      But in it they take pride
      And the cat will be around
      Even when crap does abound

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    2. Wonder how you think of these things
      I told you before I wanted to see
      what lurked in your head as you
      lay in your bed..I know, I know
      you said no jumping on the bed
      or you might fall on your head...

      I think I'd rather keep my
      brain cells..

      So, are we ever getting to bora bora land????
      tell me tell me do you have a new plan...


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    3. My head has quite the stuff
      As it is filled and navigation may be rough
      Nope other than my criminals ways
      No good plans to get to such bays
      Plus with a pain in the arse cat
      And trying to get out of this crap hole of a mat
      No time for that
      Unless you want to rob a bank at your mat haha

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  31. When you write these thingds I think maybe you are a little crazy:))

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    1. More than a little I say
      So fun at my bay

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  32. I've got a great meme up over at my blog if you and the cats wanna participate. hehehe Kidding. :)

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    1. hahaha I'll start one too
      I'll start 100 to even annoy you

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  33. When you said "Huff the Hoff" all I could think about was Dustin Hoffman and someones trying to get a good whiff of him. Quite an image to have...

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    1. hahaha you went a different way there
      I'm sure there are many weirdos like that trying to sniff his hair

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  34. My brain is mush,
    I cannot huff.

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  35. We are going to leave the huffing to others! Especially when it comes to huffing dog butts.

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    1. Yeah a good thing to avoid
      Around those mutts be paranoid

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  36. You lost me at huffing a kitten. What the hell is that? How do you huff a cat? I would google it, but then I'll end up on someones weirdo list of how I landed on their blog by searching for how to huff a kitten lol.

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    1. hahaha wouldn't want to end up on a weirdo list
      But that is okay, as it is something to be missed

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  37. LOL! I didnt get that huffing part as well:-)We should all google it:-)))
    Hugs from New York,
    xx
    Ask Erena
    http://askerena.blogspot.com/

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    1. Google away
      Much will show on display

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  38. The Human loves the kitten Huff
    In fact, she just can't get enough
    To go cold turkey would be tough
    She thinks it would be too rough
    So she'll continue with the huffs
    At least on Winstons she no longer puffs!

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    1. Well that is an improvement I suppose
      I just hope it doesn't cause her woes

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  39. Hi ! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    Being a blogger meme are a part Of the blogger scene, but that don't mean that I have to participate...

    ...Because I must admit that [playing the meme game] I must definitely, can't relate...
    Therefore that silly blogger game [just like you] I truly do hate ! heh ! heh !
    deedee :)

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    1. Yeah the cat avoids the stupid thing too
      Unless he wants to make fun of it at his zoo

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  40. Oops! I meant to type...Because I must admit that [playing the meme game] I most definitely, can't relate...

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  41. You're not making Huffing sound very appealing. Huffing isn't a nice concept anyway.

    .......dhole

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    1. No not at all
      Avoid it at your hall

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  42. don't hassle the hoff!! my friend is obsessed with grumpy cat, everyday i get a few pictures of grumpy cat.

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    1. Obsessed with a cat
      Nothing wring with that

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  43. Taking the huff over here is rude,
    our meaning of huff is a bad mood,
    what you've described we call sniffing
    and most of the things here are terribly whiffy
    so I'll keep my nose well away from there
    and hold it up high in our Scottish fresh air.

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    1. That is the way to be
      And yeah it is sniffing at our sea
      Just some screw it up
      They are dumber than a pup

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  44. looks like everybody is huffing today
    at your bay...

    yippie.. it rhymed :P

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