You have a pet,
You can bet.
But you don't have a cat or dog,
Not even a pet log.
So how can you have one?
I bet you are asking under your sun.
Take a look in the mirror.
Still confused? I'll make things clearer.
You have worms.
Yeah there are germs.
But you have worms.
Getting any stomach squirms?
They can give you gas,
Bloating too may come in mass.
You could get the runs.
A leaky gut that would gross out nuns.
No energy at all,
There at your hall.
Even fibromyalgia at your lane.
Worms can cause each thing,
Plus many more too gross to give a ring.
And even worse than that,
As they squirm about like a rat,
They can come out in the loo,
They can come out what you use to view.
Yep, your eye balls too.
Even ears and nose at your zoo.
Grossed out yet?
Don't you like your new pet?
You have more than one.
Under your sun.
They can even make you wet the bed.
Have dry hair on your head.
Allergies to stuff,
That in reality you could easily huff.
But instead worms rule you.
There at your zoo.
So if you ever feel like crap,
And have no help from the so called wise
Take a worm pill.
There at your hill.
Should take it anyway,
Because you have more worms than any cat or dog near your bay.
And there you go. The cat preaches worms at his show and lets everyone know. Nasty high and low. But it is true. Will forever worm ourselves at our zoo. So we had to share with the class. The cat isn't the only one that can have worms coming out his little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.