The cat has found it for one and all. The way to get rich at every hall. It is so easy too. That it is something all can do. Never fear it is not even one bit dVerse so you won't have to curse. It is not perverse but you may have to run after you fill your purse.
The lottery you say?
Pfft forget that at your bay.
Some sweepstakes too?
Pfft no one will knock on the door at your zoo.
Nope, you have to take the easy way.
No casinos or scams at your bay.
There is only one thing to do,
Hire an accountant at your zoo.
Yep, go to the nearest wanted site.
Don't worry, it will be alright.
Everyone you find on there,
Is on the up and up, I swear.
Then just let them go to town.
They will get you a golden crown.
You will be rolling in dough,
So much you will even glow.
I am telling you the truth,
It happened to the brother of a friend of a cousin of a horse owned by Ruth.
Did you follow all of that?
Neither did the cat.
But it is the best deal around,
And it is so sound.
For it is amazing what they can do,
And find money for you.
You will be able to buy a new car,
And go some where far.
Heck, just borrow a car,
Save your money for the bar.
Just get one of those medal rods,
And do some head nods.
Stick it in the door,
And cruise away to some far off shore.
With your borrowed car and money,
You will live some place sunny.
No extradition is just a perk,
Something to leave you with a smirk.
So hire an accountant today,
From some place like ebay.
I bet you will get a sweet deal.
The money he finds will be unreal!
The cat just had to go there at his lair after watching a few believe what their so called accountant did was true. Oh we're getting tons of money back. Whoops, now they have to pay in with interest at their shack. Bravo, at your show. At least you could go to that private island first class and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.