First you have to stretch,
And you can do it through better things than fetch.
This will help your reflexes too.
We all want to avoid the poo.
Next work those arms.
Turn off car alarms.
Then flatten a tire,
Change it and your biceps will grow higher.
Take a horse for a ride,
You can then walk with pride.
As you clench that ass,
Eventually it will become top class.
Now take a break,
And work on balance by the lake.
If he can do it, so can you.
Can do it with one foot or two.
Stretch those legs as well,
Crossing them is swell.
Then they are stretched and crossed.
And it doesn't even cost.
You have to eat too.
So get something big at your zoo.
Then give those face muscles a work out.
You may want to stick to something like trout.
A leg stretching routine?
Is that all going on at this scene?
Pushing and pulling those legs apart,
I hope nether let loose a fart.
Balance a fish bowl on your head.
That is what I said.
It will keep your head straight.
And you can use it to hold fish bait.
And finally if this is too much for you,
You only have one final thing to do.
Give those neck muscles a good stretching out.
Do it out of view though as some may shout.
There you go, now you can get all buffed up at your show. The cat is so helpful to all of you. I don't know why I do it at my zoo. You'll give Arnold a run for his money with those tricks and it even works for hicks. Afterwards go roll in the grass it is a good cool off routine for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.