Thursday, June 20, 2013

Today I Flash The Clash With The Lash!

Did you think the cat was done with his children's book run? Not yet at least as here is another from this rhyming beast. The land of cars take form this time and The Viking is behind such a crime.

Poor Poo had to wash away,
The dirt each day.
As the autos rule,
Everyone else tends to drool.

Note he is brown,
But don't frown,
It is not about a turd.
That would be absurd.

Hmmm just maybe,
One day at my sea.
Anyway, he runs away,
And has such fun with a lovebug each day.

Yet The Viking does not like that,
And wants to squash him flat.
What is poor Poo to do?
Maybe track down Boo and the Backyard Zoo?

A plug within a plug,
Like saying Cassie and The Wild Cat - Bug in the Rug.
Three in one day,
On a roll at my bay.

So before I name each and everyone,
With 16 under my sun.
I will just show it off now,
And the cat will take a bow.




Click here to see at Amazon's tree.

Look it even has the alley of the kitties on display, that can sure make the cat's day. Of course all may want to eat Poo. Sad but true. He is a mouse after all. So there we go, the 16th one added to my hall. Soon 20 will come to pass as they are sure adding up from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Beat poor hank
      And made waffles too walk the plank

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    2. That's so funny. I'm sure you remind John of a comedian. ;)

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    3. Lots I can remind
      As I stick up my behind

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  2. First comment on poem.
    Congratulations on the new book, Pat!

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    1. A new contender for number one
      Seconds too late with your run

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  3. No excuses to give to John, number one is already gone.

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    1. At least you go a break from hank
      making you walk the plank lol

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  4. Got it this time! Hank must have slept it. Congrats on another book.

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    1. Yeah he usually gets it. I wasn't even aiming for first comment, just the first to read the poem. And I don't read that fast, which sucks...

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    2. Well done John
      I'm around
      It's a thrill
      Know how you feel!

      Hank

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    3. Got it you did
      Slipped in like a squid

      The key to get #1
      At any popular blog sun
      Is not to even read
      Just type #1 at their feed
      Then read away
      And leave a valid comment later on display

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    4. I wasn't going for first comment. I was going for first to read your post. Mission accomplished!

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    5. Well you won that
      First time one went for that at my mat

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  5. I really like the illustrations here and find it exciting that you already have another book project out. Never mind flashing the clash, Pat must be flashing the cash!

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    1. haha wish I could flash some cash
      But yeah this on and 3 more I have ready to flash

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  6. Yet another, you really are a machine

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    1. Too bad swapping out parts wouldn't work
      That would be a perk

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  7. Oh another one,
    is anyone else as fast under the sun???

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    1. Maybe, maybe not
      But I can be a robot

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  8. Molly a reader had given her verdict
    She said the kids will just love it
    Great guns
    Another one!
    Her review of the 'Clash' is fantastic!

    Hank



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    1. Yeah she gave a good one
      Under amazon's sun
      As you saw by having a look
      At their nook
      soon 3 more will be done

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    2. 3 in the pipeline?
      Prolific, unrestrained!
      Just fine!

      Hank

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    3. That there are
      Just sitting and waiting at my bar

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  9. Very nice Pat! 16 you say. That is a lot of books. I tweeted it from Amazon and will do the same here.

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    1. 19 technically now
      Just hiding some for a later meow
      And thanks indeed
      for the tweets at your feed

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  10. sweet 16! will you throw a party with cake and candy, i think that would be rather dandy!

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    1. That would be dandy
      But no candy is handy

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  11. Wishing you a lovely Midsummer's Eve!!!
    "Auntie"

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    1. Yeah summer is here
      Changed the ending used by my rhyming rear

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  12. Congratulations on adding 16th at your hall...
    Poo seems neither too big nor too small!!
    I'm sure the score will hit 20 soon!
    Does Cat gets the ideas while lying under the moon?

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    1. They come and come
      To my little rhyming bum

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  13. an alley full of kittehs def makes a story
    glad he is not crap in all its glory
    that could get gory, and my goodness
    we should call you his bookness
    for all the writing we get to witness

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    1. Yeah i saved the crap
      For the next book lap
      his bookness has a nice ring
      As i keep adding them to my wing

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  14. A lot of cars and cats ~
    Cheers for another book Pat ~

    Happy summer day to you ~

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    1. That there are
      Going from the car wash bar

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  15. Congrats Pat that is so cool
    To write a book where cars rule
    Autos then could please or fool
    Cars with power to make men drool

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    1. That they do
      Drool can be in view
      Yuck to that
      Not for Pat

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  16. Onwards and upwards to twenty,
    and the land of plenty!

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  17. Congrats on the book. Did you draw the pictures yourself?

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    1. Heck no
      Can't even draw stick people at my show

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  18. The land of cars.... No Priuses I hope
    That would be hard for me to cope
    But a green BMW is more my style
    Saving up that dough will take a while
    It's easier to save a turd
    But you're right, that would be absurd
    So good luck with the new book
    You sure gave cars a new look
    Look, those kitties are all upset
    But all ends well I bet.

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    1. haha good luck with the BMW hunt
      Needs lots of green for such a punt
      Cars sure abound
      But don't worry, no Priuses are found

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  19. You just keep on rollin'. Amazing!!! I dig the new signature summer line!

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    1. haha always fun
      To give the summer line a run

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  20. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and The Cat...
    Congratulation !
    I just had to stop and take a look at your 16th book...on display here at your bay... today !

    [By the way, I hope that it's not a bummer and that you have a grrrreat summer !] heh ! heh !
    deedee :)

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    1. 16th on display
      Makes for a fun day

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    2. oops....you forgot to make 'summer' bold!
      how will we know what rhymes with bummer there in the cold?
      haha...sorry..just couldn't resist.
      feeling a little sarcastic in this evening mist.
      hahahahaha.

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    3. lol auction got you all riled up
      Pointing out her hiccup

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    1. Another at my sea
      As they show with glee

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  22. Congrats on yet another book
    Will you be on the Kindle and Nook?

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    1. Will be one kindle at my sea
      But that is it for me

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  23. Eat poo?
    Why that will never do.
    Except for my dog.
    Who scarfs that up like a hog.
    Then into the house he will race
    and will try to lick my face.

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    1. haha needs the nasty taste
      Of such great waste
      Out of his yap
      So licks then time for a nap

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  24. Congratulations, what an achievement. And,yet I am sure this is only the beginning of a long career.
    Rhyming is a great way to learn English. I volunteer part time in a literacy program for people who struggle with English,whether it is their second language or because they dropped out of school and now need help with reading and writing.
    Anyway, part of the program also offers a class for parents that need assistance with their children too, meaning they want to teach their kids and help them with their homework. We forget how important it is for parents to have that interaction and involvement with their children and when they can't speak or read the language it cuts them off. Anyway, Rhyming books are great for them. Therefore, as much as Rhyming Books are fun for little ones people cannot their learning benefit.
    I know you keep it light on this site, I didn't mean to get all preachy and stuff. Literacy is just dear to my heart :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. Now there was a rant
      Here at my plant haha
      but go right ahead at my sea
      Doesn't bother me
      And geared more towards kiddos I suppose
      But the rhyme sure flows
      And I can see how it makes it easier too
      For the adult crew
      Interest sure needs to be taken as well
      At each and every cell

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    2. Oh, good, I didn't mean to rant, and then,you know me, I went on a tangent.
      Oh, and I meant to say, 'people,cannot imagine their benefit'. Rhyme is a great way to teach those that are struggling with the language and such a wonderful tool.

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    3. No argument from this fool
      As rhymes always seem to unspool

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  25. Ha, yet familiar
    with all your
    Boo and Backyard Zoo,
    Bug in the Rug,
    Now + Poo -
    Amazing grou-(p)!
    Congratu-loo! :)

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    1. A cheat rhyme
      Not a crime
      Familiar too
      Look at you

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  26. now where's the love bug on the pics..ha..congrats on another book sir...sounds fun...

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    1. haha the yellow car
      Can sure go far

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  27. Congrats on the new book! Love the quirkiness of the illustrations. My nephew's gonna dig this one, because he's still stuck on Cars... which he can watch every single weekend and still not get tired of. I wish I loved something that much.

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    1. Yeah no way I could watch cars over and over again
      they sure do love things more than we do at our den

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  28. Sweet 16 with Poo, go you!
    Great work, congrats, and good luck too!
    Your creative fuel's non-stop, it's true.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Keeps going and going
      Energizer cat is flowing

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  29. Congrats, Pat. Have I said you're the most ambitious person I know? If not, I am now. If so, well I'm old enough to repeat myself. These things happen with old age. :)

    High-five on the new release!!

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    1. Ambitious I can be
      Keeping it up at my sea
      To try to get out there
      Never know at my lair

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  30. orlin cassie pat N poo :) congra rats on 16....heerz ta another 16 N then 16 mor N ya noe we iz knot good at math but hope ya sell a bazillion copies oh each 16 timez three !!!

    orlin N cassie; way kewl trik in pick sure two ....give uz sum tips on swingin on de line :)

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    1. Line swinging is grand
      Scares the birds away in our land
      That many would be great too
      Then get a new zoo

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  31. I just picked two
    Not for my zoo
    But for the little one who
    Lives in the house next to
    Ordered in print
    So it will be a stint
    Plus Girls Camp coming
    Sure to keep me running
    Then I plan to read with the tot
    In a shady little spot
    Congrats on number 16 book
    Just crankin' 'em out at your nook!

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    1. Thanks a ton
      hope the tot enjoys giving them a run
      As in the shade you go
      To sit and show

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  32. As much as you write you will never be wrong!

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    1. Try not too at least
      This rhyming beast

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  33. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    Congrats to you book #16
    as the cars make the scene
    you are a winner in my book
    soon the cat will be able
    to buy a big snook..he
    won't have to catch one
    using a hook..everyone go
    take a peek as the cars
    go beep beep..

    Congratulations...you are amazing..
    did I just say that you're amazing..

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    1. Yes you did twice
      I'll send some mice
      20 is next to hit
      here at my pit

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  34. Another book? You are amazing! Congratulations! (Oh, I see somebody above me said the same thing. How original!) ;)

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    1. haha original all around
      Just with the same sound

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  35. Congratulations on your new book,
    'Flash' is a funny word that makes every one look.
    In French it means you've been tagged by police radar,
    In English it's showing your junk outside your boudoir.
    :P

    Another case of midnight poetry,
    By yours truly

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    1. LOL either way it involves the cops
      Or a good kick and not to the chops

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  36. It's very well done
    under your sun!
    Quite a cute story
    with cars and lorries!
    Glad you're putting your imagination
    into the next generation!
    Hope number 16 is a success
    and you make hundreds and no less!

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    1. haha would be nice
      Then buy lots of furry mice
      And away we'd go
      To a better show

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  37. "Pfffft" as you so kindly state
    On my site which aint so great
    Another book
    Will have a look
    Yes look at you
    I think of poo

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    1. haha well could be worse
      You could curse
      And think of shit
      At my pit

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  38. wow another one :)
    Congrats Patt... your rhyming ass is going nowhere..
    it's there to stay for more n more :)

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  39. Congrats on your new book! You are on fire!

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  40. Congrats on your new book
    I do like the fun look
    Cool cars and colors, too
    A great addition to your zoo :)

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