The other day the cat saw some weirdo thinking they could get their sharp thingy mabob on a plane. Maybe they thought they were going on a train? Either way they had to leave it at their bay. But let's see what else was tried by the crazy.
A cell phone stun gun,
Was given a run.
But it did not fly across the map,
For it wasn't the correct app.
A spear gun was giving a run.
I guess fishing in the sky is fun.
Stealing fish from a birds mouth,
As you head south.
An ancient cannonball,
That wasn't too tall.
Guess it could still go boom,
So it caused much gloom.
Real live land mines,
Those scare felines.
Digging in the sand is no fun,
When you can go boom under the sun.
A Bazooka round,
Was found on the ground.
I guess they wanted to shoot a tank.
I wonder if their bazooka had a crank?
Snakes on a plane,
Almost came like rain.
About 95 or so,
Just wanted to slither around by your toe.
44 geckos in your pants.
They must squirm worse than ants.
But to each their own.
I guess he wanted to throw them a bone?
Of course there was the whole Weekend at Bernies wannabe,
With a dead woman in a wheelchair trying to fly for free.
Or maybe they did pay.
It didn't work either way.
Not satisfied with a crocodile handbag,
Or dressing in drag.
He put a crocodile in a handbag.
Sadly, not a gag.
And a tiger cub hidden away,
Among stuffed tiger toys on display.
I guess where's waldo is good after all,
Helping to spot the real tiger in the airport hall.
There we go with my airplane flow. Don't they know hiding things in pants will just make your full moon show? Not to mention a hand my traverse that land. Or maybe they are numb from geckos crawling around their bum. Either way what a class but very amusing to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.