Monday, July 1, 2013

A Bit Of A Whore Today At My Shore!

So the cat thought it would be fun to give some top search terms a run. How is that a whore you say? Well if I use them I could get them to come to my bay. Thus whoring more views. The cat just can't lose.

Boobies galore,
Is what I expected to whore.
But some of these are so clean,
It is just obscene.

Tory Burch?
Left me in the lurch.
Had to look it up at my sea,
No clothing for me.

J Crew?
More clothes coming due.
I sense a trend with clothes,
Just causing me woes.

I guess I was wrong,
As Fubu sings its song.
Now it is shoes,
How could boobies lose?

The IPAD 3,
Gets a chime in I see.
And Whitney Houston searched for more dead than alive.
That is kind of rude of the internet hive.

Hurricane Sandy,
Because the weather is oh so dandy.
I was expecting rain.
To be atop one at some lane.

SOPA debate.
Thanks mate.
But there is no need,
To Slap Old Pat's Ass at our feed.

Oh that is just wrong.
But so is the next dong,
As pussy riots win.
That I expected at my bin.

Morgan Freeman is up there.
Why, I ask at my lair?
I guess it is his voice,
People hear it and search him out, having little choice.

And cats in the litter.
Okay, I put that to be bitter.
So hopefully one will find,
And get a big view of some scary behind.

There you go, as I whore out some of the top search terms of last year at my show. What the hell I say, the cat's ego can still grow a bit at his bay. Not quite as fun as my search engine crazy pass but then that was a given to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

101 comments:

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    1. Noooo, this is the most humiliating typo I've ever made ever! A hollow victory

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    2. Ahhh Whats a little typo among friends
      It's not like you're diving and get the bends

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    3. hahaha...oh, a plain old 'one' would have been boring!!!

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    4. At least you made it interesting

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    5. Oh the shame
      Winning number one but spelling wrong with your claim to fame

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    6. but don't goof and get the 2 in there with it. lol....

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    7. haha 1 is fast
      Can make Hank a thing of the past

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    8. Tomorrow will be take number two, at Pat's zoo.

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    9. Hank may be back
      trying for 1 at my shack

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  2. Boobies galore
    Do they have a store
    Not that I would to fend
    I'm merely asking for a friend...

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    1. haha I'll nod and agree
      Pretending to believe thee

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    1. No argument here
      By my little rhyming rear

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  4. I guess I'm not very cool
    Would it help if I went back to school?
    The "in" buzz words I don't know
    So I can't ever use at my show

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    1. haha i had to look some up to
      So you aren't the only one at your zoo

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  5. This is what you mean, by drive-by-readers coming to our blogs, because of search engines??????

    A work used in a blog post, may well bring 'em in?????

    Hope all our new posts, show up "somewhere", today, for our Dear Readers!
    "Auntie"

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    1. Yeah that is what I mean
      Works at every scene
      And just as i said months ago
      Show up fine in the blogroll of every show

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  6. With all the words you have used today
    you'll probably draw new lurkers to your bay
    but the question is: Will they stay?
    Hope you enjoyed Canada Day!

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    1. Probably don't want them to stay
      But it will make for a fun search engine chime at my bay

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  7. You could have stopped at boobies. Seriously, we have a post from 2011 that had the term 'big Russian boobies' in it, and we STILL get hundreds of hits a day for that. Why, Internet, why?

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    1. haha wow those russians sure like you
      May have to convert at your zoo

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  8. you know i totally want to search for slap old pats ass just to see if it comes up as you....ha...now i imagine whore will be showing up at your door all the more...

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    1. hahaha I typed it in
      And #1 was my bin
      They will come too
      More crazies for my zoo

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  9. Be interesting to see how your whoring works out

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    1. That it will
      One won't get a thrill

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  10. This was quite a searching show
    Though you will never know
    What's in people's minds when
    the weather is all mixed up mayhem ~

    Happy Canada Day Pat ~

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    1. Yeah they are strange
      At every range
      Happy day to you
      Here at your zoo

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  11. Haha, brilliant. Let's hope it'll bring you millions of new visitors ;-) By the way, the top search terms for my blog are "Vanessa Morgan naked", "Vanessa Morgan boobs" and "Vanessa Morgan naked pics". Really. But they won't find what they are looking for.

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    1. haha at least you can keep them hoping
      As long as they are far far away with no chance of groping

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  12. I forgot all about SOPA

    which is something you don't want to drop in prison.

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    1. Nope not at all
      Or you may get a ball

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    2. Nope not one bit
      Would not be a hit

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  13. I get the "whore for shoes" one
    But I need myself a pimp
    cuz I am a wimp!

    jean

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    1. haha hopefully he is nice
      and gets a good price

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    2. A wimp is fine
      As long as you notice the sign

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  14. I think we will be searching for building an ark after this week!

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    1. Yeah us too
      Rain rain rain at our zoo

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    2. Yeah same at our lane
      Rain rain rain

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  15. Well I never thought like this but my blog comes under tag Harry Potter a lot because one of my post is based on arry potter thing ! Got lot of views... :)

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    1. that is the way to be
      Review and suck in many

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    2. Do reviews
      And get lots of views

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  16. You had me with Whore, I thought it was going to get kinky but then you threw in Tory Burch and J.Crew I was so excited that it was a post about shoes and clothes and then somehow we were talking iPad, SOPA and Morgan Freeman? No, NO,AND NOOOO I wanted more shoes and clothes,like Louboutin or Gucci or Christian Dior, don't those rank? I mean seriously stay with shoes and clothes. Oh, sorry lost my head,again, you just had me so excited with the materialism stuff,imagine that :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha a materialistic whore
      One day a post could explore

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  17. From some top search terms
    There's something to learn
    Boobies and whore
    Seen them before
    Makes it easier to function

    Hank

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    1. Yeah seen them before
      At ones shore
      So easy they are
      To ignore at ones bar
      Unless they are ones you can explore lol

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  18. How rude is that?
    Blogger was putting my own replies in spam at my mat

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  19. My husband said Morgan Freeman is everywhere. Now I can confirm it as true. :)

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    1. Yep he is all around
      His voice is always found

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  20. No building an ark here!

    Have you seen the YouTube video "Morgan Freeman: Morgan Freeman"?

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    1. Never saw that one
      Will have to give it a run

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  21. Search engines are scary
    Those words can get hairy
    I would rather stay clear
    And live with no fear.

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    1. Bah a little fear
      Can keep you with a perked ear

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  22. orlin N cassie...speekin oh rum N gettin drunk...heerz ta a happee canada day...eat lotz oh ham samiches N friez long with yur rum N dont let yur dad hurl in yur litter....

    :)

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    1. If he did that
      We'd demand a new litterbox at our mat

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  23. i like your style, dark deeds with a smile
    there's a trick that starts out fun but leaves some sick
    gas attacks are the polished shtick of a certain prick
    but what's life without some fun with buns and
    nothing usually goes wrong after beer pong
    sign me up for some good old fashioned sins at your bin
    that riot crime is best done with generous slime

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    1. haha my you delved down deep
      There at my keep
      You sure know how to sin
      That is a win

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  24. Thank you for strategy
    lesson,
    wish only
    words could be...
    handsome

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    1. That they do
      Makes a good movie too

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  26. Poet Iam not, So i cant rhyme a lot.
    Whore or a lady women are great
    if yoi dont believe me try going on a date;)

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    1. Been there done that
      Rather be avoided by Pat

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  27. Dear Pat, I'm not sure how to find which tags/search words are googled most often. So much of this eludes me! Peace.

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    1. Under your stats on the blog
      Just like turning a cog

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    2. Dear Pat, thanks for telling me. Peace.

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    3. No problem at all
      At my hall

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  28. Oh my, the searches my blog gets are boring compared to yours. *pouts*

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    1. Now now don't pout
      Just give a boobie shout lol

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  29. Morgan Freeman has a great speaking voice, but I wouldn't exactly put him under the search term, "whore"!

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    1. haha well I want to whore it up
      So people will search him and visit my little place as they sip from their cup

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    1. Makes a good flick
      All are rather slick

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  31. Hey Pat and his cat,

    This is rather funny, a word search
    whore at your shore, now that
    explains your love for laying
    in the hay...(lol)..

    People find me through "wandering"
    wandering with werewolves & vampires
    wandering minds..you get the idea
    so many interesting searches in view
    who would have knew...

    Just wanted to say hi
    now I have to good-bye
    tuning in the new show "The Dome"
    I hope you enjoyed a great Canadian Day
    at your fun bay..that is all I have to say
    see you tomorrow my zany Pat and his cats..

    Sweet dreams until you scream..lol..

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    1. a long day dropped a word..
      now I have to "say" Good-bye
      see what you do to me

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    2. wanting me to be in the hay
      And scream at my bay
      who had the dirty mind last night
      Here at my site
      Even flustered yourself
      That you dropped a word at my shelf
      Does the Dome do it for you?
      LOL still have it sitting to watch at my zoo

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  32. Ohhh, I love Tory Burch! If you ever meet her because of you mad blogging skills, please have her send some samples my way ;)

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    1. haha will do
      As I'd never use it at my zoo

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  33. Hate the word whore.
    Mom used it as a label when I was only 12.
    Now a days it doesn't hold the same meaning, but still. . .

    Interesting blog. Those search terms do get weird!

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    1. haha yeah i only use it in such a way
      that makes fun of myself at my bay

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  34. The Human will tell you a story:

    In Arthur Miller's play The Crucible (about the Salem witch trials in the 1690's) John Proctor says a line that goes: "It's a whore! It's a whore! My wife's only crime was that knew a whore when she saw one!"

    The Human's American Lit class was reading this section of the play, and the kid playing John Proctor said, "It's a war! It's a war! My wife's only crime was that knew a war when she saw one!"

    Because to the under-18 set, the "other" word is "Ho."

    Ha ha ha!

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    1. hahahaha my how times have changed at ones sea
      Whore and war don't even look the same at ones tree

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  35. From the search terms, I am thinking "What the hell kind of people come to Pat's site"... but again, what the hell! I am one of them :-)

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    1. As long as you don't type any of that
      in a search engine mat

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  36. Bend over and I'll slap your ass for you Patt. ;)

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    1. Hmmmmmm hmmmmm again
      I will avoid you at my den lol

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  37. I totally forgot about Fubu lol! And let the cat litter in private' meanie! :)

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    1. haha what a search whore can do
      Yeah Pat should not view

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  38. Oh, my goodness o9ne and SOPA gave me such a laugh
    Now I must type carefully not making my own gaffe
    On this phone with tiny keys
    Hit the right ones please oh please!

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    1. haha the phone can be hard to type right
      been there many a time at my site

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