Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Some Could Cause Dread As They Appear Over Head!

So you humans like to think all is bright and when you have an idea above your head a bulb with light. I guess for many there is room up there to screw it in at their lair. That air hole must be grand. A human whale would be interesting as you walked on land.

Now maybe if,
You all got a good whiff,
Or a trash bag over head.
Stupid ideas wouldn't cause dread.

Or there could be a hammer,
So if you begin to stammer.
Bam! Down it would come,
You'd feel that down to your bum.

The old myth about the sword,
Should win an award.
What a great thought.
It would weed out the criminals a whole lot.

A torch would be great.
If one gets filled with hate.
They would be charcoal,
And food for a troll.

A fan might help,
Then when you yelp.
No one could hear you drool.
Plus it will keep you cool.

Acid might be fun.
It could get all leaky under the sun.
Dripping on your head with ease.
That could bring us to fleas.

Every time a dumb idea is had.
Fleas drop on your head like mad.
Then you itch all day.
That will keep the bad ideas away.

Thinkingcaps fire hydrant would work too.
It would be heavy and squash the bad ideas from you.
Plus build some muscle as well.
See, things don't always have to just cause you hell.

A projector might work,
Then all could laugh and smirk,
As your thoughts come to life.
Could really cause you strife.

So screw the light bulb fame,
That is far too tame.
The cat would rather have humans get a head kick,
While he turns around and gives himself a lick.

Now don't you want to throw the light bulb away and balance a sword over your head each day? No? Geez you humans are just so lazy and slow. But I guess some need to fill that air hole with a mass. So they are scared of the ideas from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Good heavens!
      What do you know
      All at seven
      Three in a row
      Could have gone either way
      Could have happened any day!

      Hank

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    2. Yeah close once more
      As you snuck in at my shore

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  2. I'd go with the hammer for many I know

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    1. Be fun to swing
      But the jail house rock we'd sing

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  3. A lightbulb to me is one of the best things that you could have appear over your head, I mean a hammer or an anvil would be very painful haha or maybe a grand piano, none would be as good as a lightbulb or a little thinking cap. Great post Pat.

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    1. A piano wouldn't be painful at all
      As you'd be flat and dead at your hall haha

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  4. Not easy to come up with a good idea
    One gets all worked up have no fear
    Over the head a hammer?
    Is not doing any favor
    A big headache and 'bang' you'll hear

    Hank

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    1. Not sure if will bang
      Or even give a clang
      But it might
      Give a fright
      As lurch says "you rang"

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  5. A sword would get it over with quick, a rock would be more painful

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    1. As long as it did not bend
      Or it was the non pointy end

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  6. Light bulb moments persist and nag
    Keep on waving that grand ole flag
    Humans think their brain is bright
    It shines big on a really dark night
    Without ideas do they stumble and fall
    And spread the word on horseback like Paul?

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    1. Poor poor Paul
      Though he was going to a ball
      Went to spread the word
      As here and there his horse dropped a turd
      Then when he got there
      He became well aware
      That the ball was a snip snip
      First time a human had a vet trip

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  7. ok lets shoot straight on the real reason you want
    me to put a bag over my head...you can be honest man, my self esteem can take it...ha...my head is itching, maybe an idea is hatching...a head kick...man i think people would be more thought less...smiles.

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    1. Well i didn't say it
      At my pit
      You gave that a hit
      But maybe it's because when you talk you spit lol

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  8. I rarely have a lightbulb go off over my head
    Probably why my best ideas come when I'm dreaming in bed
    But they make much more sense in a dream
    Or at least that's the way it seems

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    1. A dream works too
      As much comes due
      Just have to remember it
      To make it a hit

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  9. None of those really sound appealing. Think I'll just stick to hair on my head.

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    1. Well hair beats bald any day
      At ones bay

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  10. I changed a bunch of light bulbs yesterday
    ha, I should have put a burnt-out bulb over my head
    that would be symbolic, I think....of something. LOL.

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    1. LOL of all burnt out
      Or that you need a trout

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  11. I have so few original ideas my light bulb is always dim. Saves electricity.

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    1. haha save on the bill
      That has to thrill

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  12. My light bulb is pretty dim too!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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    1. haha that is grim
      Needs to be less grim

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  13. Random, I know...but talking about putting a trash bag over your head...I know someone who totally did that!! 3 years one of the Japanese saw that it was raining outside. Instead of getting a little wet, she put a trash bag over her head that went all the way past her knees. She looked like a ghost. The only thing the other Japanese could do was shrug their shoulders and go right back to work!!!!!! lol

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    1. Well look who is finally back
      With her blabber attack
      Making the rounds after a year
      About time you visited my little rhyming rear lol
      LOL nothing bothers the Japanese
      Even people with trash bags down to their knees

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    2. hahahaha I wish I took a picture. We have some real characters working there! Glad to be back :)

      Well, trash bags down to their knees is far better than fleas!!!!!

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    3. LOL remembered fleas on your knees
      That will make your ocd freeze

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  14. Bad idea you say
    May come at any point of a day
    And when that happens I need a little trick
    End up with my fav tracks, 'the' solution is loud music!

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    1. That could work
      But bad ideas are a perk
      As i can spin them anyway
      Here at my bay

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  15. When I say, "I have an idea!"
    My husband replies, "Your ideas are costly and the bank is closed."
    Now, you would think that would hurt my feelings and I would stop, nah, I trudge right along and the phrase I say, "One day, you just wait, one day." And he laughs.
    I'm thinking he wouldn't mind a hammer over my head.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha so you are an expensive one
      When you have an idea he better run

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  16. My brilliant ideas are never one hubby defines as brilliant too. I just don't get it. ;)

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    1. haha maybe they don't compare
      Or do one on a dare

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  17. Many a bulb over my head
    And many bulbs in the ground outside my shed
    Ideas bloom like brilliant flowers
    And blossoms increase creative powers
    No bags or hammers for me, thank you,
    I'll just keep simmering at my zoo!

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    1. That is the way to be
      With much creative juices flowing at your sea

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  18. No bulbs over my head these days, sadly.

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    1. That has to suck
      Makes you go what the umm duck

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  19. I think most humans bulbs are only 5 watts!

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    1. haha with that we agree
      Better lights in a flea

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  20. I think my lightbulbs must have at one time been plentiful, but all came crashing down on my poor noggin. Now I surround myself with creative people and am relegated to the role of implementation team member.

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    1. Well at least you still have a roll
      That is a lofty goal

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  21. When I have an idea I have one of those new lightbulbs. Can't waste metaphorical energy.

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    1. That is the way to be
      All green light bulb at your sea

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  22. "Fleas drop on your head like mad.
    Then you itch all day."

    Oh, I understand that one. Fleas and me: a perfect idea for a post.

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    1. haha fleas and me
      That would be one to see

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  23. orlin N cassie...R food service purrson could walk round with enuff lite bulbs over her head ta generate lectrizitee ta de en tire planit N her still wood never haz a brilliant eye dea or a thought....

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    1. hahaha damn that is bad
      Well at least you all know you are the smartest at your pad

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  24. Eh, some days the bulb just won't turn on.

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  25. That's an interesting way to look at it.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2013/07/wordless-wednesday-puppy-problems.html

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  26. I think I have a continuous light
    it doesn't like me to sleep at night
    always and idea circulating around
    so, it always a little bright
    even when its dark & nary a sound
    I still hear the rhythm of my heart
    telling me to create some poetic art

    perhaps, a nap with a thinking cap
    would be nice..as long as I could
    get one at a cut price..(lol)

    hope you are having a great day...








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    1. haha yeah I am the same way
      Always much going through my head at my bay
      So much to do so little time
      Have to think up another chime
      Great now that work is done
      Good luck with the cut price one

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  27. If holding the hummer-
    you're looking for nails,
    best bulb in the summer-
    the sun - never fails.

    :)

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    1. Unless it rains
      Then the bulb strains

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  28. Now which dumb idea would have inspired this lovely poem?

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    1. Hmm i can't recall
      I have so many at my hall

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  29. I'm ready for some fresh ideas, good, bad or indifferent;)

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    1. Fresh would be nice
      With some spice

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  30. I think I'll stick with the bag idea. The flea one sounds too itchy!

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    1. The fleas would itch
      And make one twitch

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  31. blinkin' overhead
    nothing for me to dread
    'cause I'm so smart
    hoppin' Doodle when I fart
    leavin' the room
    a la fume
    thinkin'
    that this stinkin
    just might get me my treat
    at my feet

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    1. haha a treat from a fart
      My your humans must take it to heart

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  32. Lots of people get their best light bulb ideas while in the shower, too
    Surprised they aren't all electrocuted to boot! hahaha.

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    1. haha never thought about that
      Maybe the water sparks something at their mat

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  33. We'll take the light bulb over any of those other options any day! But why couldn't there be chocolate when one has a great idea?

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    1. Well there could be a replica of it
      If your bright idea is so great you ummm shit lol

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  34. My bright ideas are few and far in between, it's such a shock when one actually pops into my head. Some days I do think I need the hammer just to get some ideas rolling around in there.

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    1. Just get a rubber hammer
      Then you won't stammer

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  35. If I had a lightbulb for each bright idea I hatch
    I'd be sitting in the dark, looking for a match.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Well at least you could sleep
      If it was always dark at your keep

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  36. the sword is the god over here
    they might string you up if you so much as jeer
    the thought as a dumb idear
    the system is based on a tier
    you have unlimited freedom but don't get to steer
    just plug in and hear their specialty fear

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    1. Seems to always be the case
      As many embrace
      Instead of using their head
      And realizing the true dread

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  37. Once in awhile I come up with a GREAT idea. Mostly NOT so much.

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    1. Well at least once in a while
      You go the idea mile

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  38. I love Betsy comment :) my best ideas are inthe shower Lol:)

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    1. Another in the shower
      It must have the power

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