Tuesday, August 6, 2013

A dVerse Convention Where I Did Not Even Get A Mention!

So as the cat explores his new place and Pat goes about an unpacking embrace, I think we missed out on something grand. There seems to have been a convention in blogland. I know you were all there. Don't try to deny it at your lair.

You tried to keep the cat away.
But I still found out at my bay.
That you all got together.
I hope you had good weather.

Did not think the cat would catch you,
Did you at your zoo?
But I caught on indeed.
I have the proof right below at my feed.

They even called you by name.
See how the cat has brought you fame.
From numb tongue to gawker,
It seems you all developed a stalker.

I think maybe it's two.
For there are that many in view.
You all really were a hit.
These newbies simply loved it.



So was that not truly dVerse? I suppose with moving I did curse. But this just proves there are things that are worse. I hope you all held onto your wallet and purse. That is what you get for meeting in mass and not inviting my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Staying on top
      But Waffles still wants to make you flop

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  2. Hooray, you fianlly got a video of my neighbors!

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    1. I snuck into your hood
      Are they just misunderstood?

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  3. I think I saw those two at the grocery store this weekend...
    And your cats must be going nuts with all the empty boxes.

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    1. Damn, better run away
      Yeah they love boxes all about the bay

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  4. haha i am a little scared to read their blog,
    and what they gawked at like a hog,
    that was funny
    my eggs are no longer runny
    cause i just stopped and gawked
    and tried to remember seeing them
    when we were out. ha

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    1. haha yeah I would be scared too
      But they got you
      Right down pat
      Your gawker powers must have failed you when you saw them at the convention mat

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  5. They look like happy knowalls
    A convention of odd couples
    Better being happy
    Than being nasty
    There's so much to share overall

    Hank

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    1. That is true
      Happy through and through
      They didn't see Hank
      You already were at the blog bank
      There 1st so no one could view

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  6. That reminded me of a book my kids used to love reading over and over - 'Cats in Boxes' not sure why, but thanks for the memory!

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    1. Cats love boxes
      Slink in and out like foxes

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  7. Oh, dear. lol

    But happy unpacking!

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  8. Oh my gosh... what are those two smoking?

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    1. Something great
      Or mushrooms on their plate

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  9. Damn we are soooo busted
    Like stale bread that has crusted
    I'm sorry we didn't invite you
    We hid it from you, this is true
    But we still consider you a friend
    Hopefully that doesn't end?

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    1. Yeah you lied
      You never got taken by the tied
      You went to redneck ville
      And almost got shot on a hill haha

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  10. I hear there is an offspring created from those two
    She's on TV and her name is Honey Boo Boo.

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    1. Damn and I was so close to fame
      If only I'd have known such a claim

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  11. Boy I am really pissed
    Their convention I also missed
    Ain't fair to leave out half the gang
    With them, twood really have been a bang

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    1. Yeah a bang
      One might want to hang
      With a clang
      As Lurch goes you rang

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  12. I love the guy in the video on the left, he rings some serious bells like I've seen him before. Great post Pat, I hope the move is going well and all that!

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    1. Haha he has that face
      That makes a mind race?

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  13. Ha ha.....I hope these two are not your new neighbors, Pat.

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    1. haha nope not at all
      No scaries I've met yet down the hall

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  14. well I know I'll be having nightmares tonight

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    1. See them in your dreams
      Could join their baseball teams

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  15. Damn. I missed a convention and chance to miss those two, I am heartbroken lol. That video was funny. Hope all is going well with your move :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha yeah they made you suffer a broken heart
      I hope you can piece it back together at your cart

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  16. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I really think its best NOT to know who is out there in the world. Scary.

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    1. hahaha yeah a times that is true
      Hide behind a screen at your zoo

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  17. Those two...barechested dude
    and the white-haired peach.
    Like we were this weekend.
    'cept they had the power of speech.
    Relatively....

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    1. Relative indeed
      At my feed
      At least you had shoes
      To help with the booze

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  18. LMAO one convention I'm glad I missed

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    1. Yeah it may have not been bliss
      Worth a miss

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  19. Yet another good reason to never meet the people you blog with. Oh Lordy, those two are hideous.

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    1. haha even made you not rhyme
      That is a crime

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  20. She's hawt! I can see why you're miffed over the miss of a mention. lolol

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    1. haha yeah it was such a disgrace
      Not being mentioned by that face

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  21. I see we missed a convention
    two grabbed all the attention
    if you slip them a twenty they
    might give you a mention
    now, cat where did you meet
    these two, hopefully not in the loo

    Are the cats playing hide n seek
    with all those boxes at your creek
    sneaking around as we speak

    Gotta run it's been fun under your sun
    chat later don't fall in a crater...

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    1. That is good advice
      As I chase mice
      I won't fall in
      That would be a sin
      And nope, found them out and about
      That convention holds clout
      With a twenty about
      They sure wouldn't pout

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  22. Wow, just wow. Annnd now I know why I don't people from the internet. lol

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    1. haha that is a good rule
      Could end up near a fool

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  23. they seem to know mary and the three dogs
    this is of concern since i suspect their kitchen contains hogs
    at least one and other livestock
    honestly, her laugh was a bit of a shock
    i suggest he wear a smock

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    1. hahaha yeah Mary better be afraid
      Barn yard animals they may want to trade

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  24. Looks like we've been shunned by the "hip",
    And missed out on a chance for a trip.
    No ride on a bus
    Or convention for us,
    What an insultingly mean-spirited gyp!

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    1. Haha yeah how rude
      They deserve attitude

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  25. haha...oh be sure..if there ever is a real dVerse meeting, you will surely get an invitation...smiles

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    1. haha I'll look for it in the mail
      Then hit the trail

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  26. What the frack?
    Must have lost the invite in my gmail hack.
    What a pitty!
    That snub makes me feel shitty :(

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    1. haha many got the snub
      Guess we aren't in the club

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  27. Sorry you missed all the fun!
    I guess the cool cats didn't get shunned.
    What you need to find out
    is who gave the invite shout
    and how the special were selected
    and you were not elected.
    Of course nobody will ever believe
    those two and what they have up their sleeve
    so you'll be kept in the dark
    as far as what we did in blogger park
    and the convention that you missed!
    Now, go have a big hiss.
    hahaha.

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    1. haha mouthy when you can type
      About the convention hype
      But when there
      You numb tongued it with flair
      Damn that raid
      It never does fade

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    2. My tongue was only numb
      and not swollen, silly one.
      And it was neither at the convention
      so I was able to chat and mention
      anything I wanted to Gloria and Brian
      and Alex, while Mary was sighin'.
      We were mostly saying, "Where is Pat?"
      Not knowing that at home you sat!
      hahaha.

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    3. haha the cat wouldn't let me go
      He was really in the know
      And said didn't want to stay at nannies again
      After the last time I left him at my den

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    4. yeah, they barely survived
      you going to the NYC hive.
      Cassie especially
      got the nerves repeatedly!

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    5. Yeah she cost double the trip
      To get back into top shape and give me lip

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  28. how uh nice!

    any way moving means you can get rid of a lot of stuff too, time to sort and throw out!

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    1. That I surely did
      Pitched a lot including a trash lid

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  29. That was scary and way too hairy! Hope all is going well with getting settled into the new place :)

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  30. Darn, I'm blocked
    Don't know what's being talked
    I can't be shocked
    Nor mocked
    Or even stalked
    Might as well go take a walk. (ed)

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    1. Blocked can suck
      Makes one go what the duck

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    2. Not blocked now
      Oh my holy cow
      I think I liked it better when
      I couldn't see it at my den!
      The convention I must have missed,
      But after seeing that, I'm not pissed.

      Yikes! Did I really type that?!?

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    3. haha swearing at my sea
      Look what I've done to thee

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  31. Hi Pat, I hope your move was/is fine ~

    These two are outrageous, nothing to miss there ~

    Have a good night Pat ~

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    1. haha yeah they are out there
      But now we are all aware

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  32. Nice you have moment
    to blog and leave a comment

    hope-your moving wave-safe
    :)

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    1. Yeah got the time
      Always here with a chime

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  33. You have moved from your zoo
    Another place the cat and you
    I see that your blog's still here
    Never fear
    The dog will show the cat
    Where's it at

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    1. Blog won't go away
      Unless one day
      We move to timbukto
      With no internet connection in view

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  34. Oh my, we might skip that blogging convention!

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  35. Um, now that? THAT was skeery.
    Who *are* those peeps?

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    1. They are from the back of town
      And will never back down

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  36. If only I'd known about the convention... ;)

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    1. You could have went too
      And had fun at your zoo

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  37. haha the video..
    it was funny :D

    their loss when they didn't invite u :P

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    1. Their loss, my gain
      Plus no need to board a plane

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  38. So many times...so many things people say
    Makes me think not 'who' but 'what' are they
    As for the blogland convention
    Somehow...feel glad it went out of my attention

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  39. No fun withoutcha
    The convention was flat
    Honeybooboos cousins would
    be more fun with the cat!

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    1. haha well good to know
      I was needed at the show

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  40. That was hilarious! They're like a real-life Beavis and Butthead.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Hahaha yeah good way to put it
      They were sure a hit

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