Friday, August 9, 2013

Better Run As Deliverance Was No Fun!

Sadly today is the final guest and he is as strange as some of the rest. I guess I will have to go back to entertain you all myself after today at my shelf. But then that is what I always do and it is easy to do now that the move is through.

So did you guess today,
That you would hear a bearded hick play?
He is not as scary as Tuesday's guest.
But avoiding him in the woods is best.

No need for any pig talk.
On your two feet you would much rather walk.
So enjoy this strange fellow.
He is anything but mellow.

He goes right to town,
And deserves some sort of crown.
You certainly will not frown,
Unless of course he tries to make you wear a gown.

Are you scared yet?
Don't worry, you'll be safe I bet.
Just keep one eye open when you sleep.
Now here's the final guest at my keep.



Did you get up and do a hoedown and dance all around town? Or did you just plug your ears and gave him no cheers? So who was your favorite guest this week at my grass? Come on, you can be honest with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

  1. didlei diddleium...OK he scared me!

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    1. haha scared you?
      That has to be hard to do

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  2. Another hilarious entry, I found this a lot of fun haha, these entries are all amazing, your followers and friends are just the best.

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    1. Yeah was quite fun to do
      Here this week at my zoo

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  3. did enjoy the music, the playing....and i hope i dont play with my beard quite that much, tugging on it and giving it fluff...still the bloggers convention one is my fav, of that one i will rave.

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    1. haha at least yours won't go down
      As it is yanked around town
      And the hicks the best
      Guess they passed the test

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  4. Your guests all week did entertain
    Each days appearance was not in vain
    Waffles said it with the rest
    Your followers and friends are just the best
    (Yee Haw Here's to loving your new home)

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    1. Yeah so fun do to
      Here at my zoo
      They are the best
      Gives the cat zest

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  5. So it's now all finally done
    With a funny and bearded one
    Calls Orlin,Cat
    It's ok not bad
    But given time can be lots of fun!

    Hank

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    1. All go with cat
      It seems at my mat
      Unless happy
      Then they get flappy
      And glad none were flat

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  6. Bango picking music was fun
    always different under your sun

    something out of the ordinary
    with a touch of peculiarity
    think he had a beard compulsion
    playing with it for quite a bit
    as he sang for the cat with cheer
    so had no fear at his premiere
    I guess you just never know what
    you will find at the mat of
    Pat Hatt and his rhyming cat
    and that is a fact...

    So much adventure this week
    with all the special quests
    at least they came all dressed
    and full of zest at your nest...

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    1. haha yeah no streakers here
      Just the cat's rhyming rear
      As they may have zombie feet
      That would not be a treat
      And always keep one guessing at my sea
      I just got a new idea today from my crazy tree
      will have to see if I can make it come to pass
      Bringing more fame to my little rhyming ass

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    2. A new idea in your crazy tree
      would that be a tree house
      does it have a hive of bees
      swarming thoughts in your head
      now, you need to get it said
      or do you need to go to bed
      sleeping quiet as a mouse
      as the cat naps on his mat

      have a good night..sleep tight..


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    3. No bees near me
      Those suckers are nasty
      They might sting
      So won't give them a ring

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  7. My favorite guest this week that came to pass
    Was that wonderful singing Irish Lass

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    1. Yeah she was a good one
      As all were given a run

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  8. Bigger litter box and AC - can't go wrong with that. Impressive playing as well!

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    1. Nope can't go wrong at all
      With that at ones hall

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  9. Was that you in the video Pat? If so, you have an ability to belt out one creepy laugh!!

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  10. Happy move up!

    My favorite was the one with all the bloggers in it. Except you called didn't call me Elsie. Which was pretty rude but what else can I expect from the likes of you, cat?

    Rest up cat!! I'll be back to a normal posting schedule before you know it!! School starts soon...

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    1. About time you get back
      To whining at your shack
      Pffft why use that name
      Old one eye has more fame
      Plus it is as real as you know
      The L you used to show

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  11. Well, movin up is nice
    And we paid quite a price
    Not sure which made me smile most?
    Adverse Convention....Post
    Yeah, I will give it the top vote :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha the convention
      Sure gets many a fav mention

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  12. I wish I had a beard that moves

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    1. That would be kinda fun
      Under ones sun

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  13. Ohhhhhhhh you know I love me a redneck. Give him my number and tell him to give me a call sometime. I don't give a shit about that weddin' ring on his thanger.

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    1. hahaha maybe he'll bring his banjo too
      And you can sing along at your zoo
      Not what you had in mind?
      Maybe after groping his behind haha

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  14. ZZ Top 30 years ago. :) That's good stuff.

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    1. haha a bit dated I suppose
      As his tune flows

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    2. ZZ Top is not dated. :) I thought the video rocked.

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    3. haha not dated you say
      Age shows at your bay? lol

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    4. That's the end of the line for my comments here (she says hobbling away on her cane). I don't even think my kids know who ZZ Top is, come to think of it...well, the youngest two anyway. ;)

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    5. hahaha oh poor you
      What are you to do
      Can't stop rocking
      Even with young folks gawking

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  15. very entertaining with the beard & music but he is
    kinda scary ~ have a good week Pat ~

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    1. Yeah kinda indeed
      With the scary seed

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  16. Funny rendition. I guess the beard doesn't stay in place.

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    1. I guess not
      Or he likes to play with it a lot

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  17. Yikes! Um...I'm with Grace, that's a little scary! As for the cat's new digs - I thought all litter boxes were crappy! ;-)

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    1. haha this one is large
      So the crap can be spread around our barge

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  18. I didn't dance, i didn't cheer, but I laughed listening to the person with a beard.

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    1. Well at least a laugh came due
      Here at my zoo

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  19. He's a talent, that silly hick.
    I liked his cat and banjo shtick.
    Glad the cat has more room to roam
    Now that you've all moved to a bigger home.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah more room to fly about
      As he jumps around and gives a shout

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  20. And avoid him in the woods, I shall. Hahaha. :D

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  21. He got some problem with his beard
    And his laugh sounded weird
    But I kinda liked the way he played
    Took it through a pretty decent grade

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    1. Yeah he played pretty well
      Even if scary as hell

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  22. But of course Orlin the cat
    was my favorite guest, Pat
    What a cute video, the best
    this week of all the rest
    Made me smile, made my day
    Good luck moving to your new bay!
    Give the cats a kiss
    And hope they won't hiss xx

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    1. They won't hiss at me
      But anyone else a hiss will be given for free
      And yeah the week was fun
      As each gave a run

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    2. But wait! In the video he did hiss
      at you! That was not a kiss :)

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  23. I think I would stay up in the tree if I saw him in the woods!

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    1. Could place to hide
      To avoid his side

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  24. He ain't very cute
    But I guess that's moot.
    He can carry a tune
    And I suppose that can make some women swoon.

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  25. orlin N cassie...hand up my ass bee R fav o rite...with out a doubt....we wood give him two thumbz up... but then that wood kinda make de situation a bit MOR awkwerd.... huh

    hope everee one haza grate flounder filled week oh end !!

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    1. haha yeah he may not appreciate that
      Was sure a favorite too by the cat

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  26. I just looked at post after post
    To decide which one I loved most.
    Ain't no way I can choose,
    'Cause I'm telling youse
    Pat's always a deee-lightful host.

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    1. Glad I can delight
      Even with guests that are a fright

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  27. Wow, Pat, where do you MEET these people??? Smiles!

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    1. Yeah Pat wherr do you meet them?? Lol

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    2. LOL just here and there
      All are around the internet lair

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  28. I got it...
    your move...
    those guests...-
    you're moving
    to bigger place
    and ALL of them
    will be there
    on regular base!!!

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    1. Bigger place yes
      But not these weirdos here I confess lol

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  29. Hmmm that did kind of remind me of Deliverance.... Don't bend over in front of that guy!!

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    1. haha stay on your feet
      And avoid his beat

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  30. ZZ Top came to my mind, too
    What a surprise at your zoo!
    You rhyme, you pick, you sing...
    You must be good at everything!

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    1. I'm good at contracting out
      To get such things to come about

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  31. Pat, this is freaking fantastic, real nice, nice, nice. Ya sure know how to make a girl laugh. Congrats on your moving on up, Cat!

    Madison:-)

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    1. Yeah can get a laugh most times
      Even without rhymes

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  32. I'm a big banjo fan. Always wished I could learn to play one.

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    1. Would be fun to do
      Sure you can at your zoo

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  33. banjo man was the best!
    although, they all made me laugh!
    no, this doesn't rhyme
    I'm too tired to do that chime.
    ha.

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    1. Oh the shame
      Banjo man sure likes his fame

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  34. Banjo Man is a hoot
    Without the weird beard
    He might be cute!

    The Human's been lazy
    Driving me crazy
    Doing her own stuff
    Not listening to me enough.

    Sigh.

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    1. Need to wap her upside the head
      Then she'll listen enough for fear of the dread

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  35. My ears are plugged and volume turned down.

    Now I feel like a jerk. :(

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    1. hahaha well not a jerk
      To some not a perk

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