Sadly today is the final guest and he is as strange as some of the rest. I guess I will have to go back to entertain you all myself after today at my shelf. But then that is what I always do and it is easy to do now that the move is through.
So did you guess today,
That you would hear a bearded hick play?
He is not as scary as Tuesday's guest.
But avoiding him in the woods is best.
No need for any pig talk.
On your two feet you would much rather walk.
So enjoy this strange fellow.
He is anything but mellow.
He goes right to town,
And deserves some sort of crown.
You certainly will not frown,
Unless of course he tries to make you wear a gown.
Are you scared yet?
Don't worry, you'll be safe I bet.
Just keep one eye open when you sleep.
Now here's the final guest at my keep.
Did you get up and do a hoedown and dance all around town? Or did you just plug your ears and gave him no cheers? So who was your favorite guest this week at my grass? Come on, you can be honest with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.