So many people including Pat, jump around to each blog mat, watching others with a green thumb, knowing they suck and then some. But you just have to have your eyes clear and I will help you do that with my little rhyming rear.
Can't grow a thing,
There at your wing?
Don't be such a liar.
You have so much to aspire.
For you can grow much.
You don't even have to reach out and touch.
Let's not get dirty.
I don't want some search engine nut getting flirty.
For you may not be able to grow a pretty flower.
But you can go for something in the shower.
Just look at that hair monster in the drain.
See, all you needed to do was let the hair rain.
But you can also grow weeds.
You don't even have the plant any seeds.
Just spread some ground,
And pretty soon they will be found.
That makes two.
See how I am helping you?
You want another?
So you can impress your mother?
My, aren't you greedy.
But I guess I can help the needy.
Quickly spread some water on your counter top.
Not too much, you'll know when to stop.
Then stick something on top of it.
A few weeks later your third hit.
You have a brand new batch of mold.
You can make penicillin and trade it for gold.
See you don't need a green thumb.
You can still sit on your bum.
Or you can just stand around and hum.
So there is no need to be glum.
But if this is still too much for you.
There is still one more thing you can do.
I warn you it is so very hard.
Simply, stop mowing the yard.
In your grass will grow.
Now you have lots to show.
Of course you may get plenty of grass stains.
But you'll save some clogged drains.
You can never say never again. For you can grow much at your den. It may not give those with a green thumb thrills and it could send them heading for the hills. But at least you can grow something at your sea. No need to thank little old me. Can you grow more than grass? You can confess to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer