Monday, August 19, 2013

Catality Is Saving Your Reality!

Finally the likes of Tarsier Man and Zombie Man are out done. For there is a new superhero under the sun. Catality is here and all the bad guys will tremble in fear.

No one can beat a super feline.
He is just divine.
Not even if the evil mutt,
Plots at his hut.

No slug or bee,
Can stop Catality.
Not even an evil witch,
Can make him twitch.

Catality will hop.
To each reality non stop.
And put an end,
To every evil trend.

Even if you are an evil skunk,
That gives off quite the funk.
You better watch out.
Catality will make you pout.

Tarsier Man may have popping eyes.
But Catality is wise.
Plus with a super claw and twirl,
All will want to give him a whirl.





So click here to bring Catality near.

Children's book number 18 has now come to pass. Almost close to 20 at my grass. Then 50 will be the goal. Beats a lump of coal. Catality is also never crass unlike my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. Cats are the ultimate superbeing

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  2. Congratulations, Pat! No slugs stopping you today.

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    1. Just step on those
      And cause them woes

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  3. Almost 20 and the goal is 50
    What with superhero Catality
    Congrats!
    Pat and the Cat
    Prolific writer, such agility

    Hank

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    1. Apologies on double take! Pl delete one!

      Hank

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    2. A double dose is fine
      Done by the feline
      Here and there
      At my lair
      Prolific is divine

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  4. Bad kings and pirates and slugs by the score
    Mend your ways or Catality will come through your door
    He will step on your head or bounce you to the floor
    You'll wish you had never heard that name for ever, ever, ever more.

    Cheers Pat and Cat, on another book. Catality, the spitting image of Orlin, will be a hero to all the kids.

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    1. haha with such a chant
      The bad guys will head for a sewage plant
      There they will hide
      Having no pride

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  5. Children book number 18
    Maybe those kids will be reading it until their teens
    Will Catality someday have a movie deal?
    That would be awesome, for real

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    1. haha reading a while
      As I go the long mile
      That would be great for me
      Bring in the money

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  6. Good Morning & congratulations
    another Pat Hatt book, hope many
    will come and give it a good look.
    "Catality Saving Your Reality"
    I like the sound of that cat
    he's pumped up full of vitality
    fighting evil at his bay
    bad guys you've been warned
    better stay out of his way
    a new superhero is born...

    Congrats Pat on book #18
    keep them coming....

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    1. They will keep coming
      As away the rhymes are strumming
      That cat is pumped up
      Going after the evil pup

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  7. Congrats on another book Pat. Catality looks like a bad ass!

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    1. More bad ass than the other two
      Unlike Tarsier Man he doesn't have a loose screw

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  8. Congratulations Pat! And, looks like Catality should pop on over help out Lucy from Lucy's Reality

    P.S. I just couldn't resist :)

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    1. haha got a bad guy you need to fry?
      He could come poke him in the eye

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  9. New superhero in the city
    Welcome Catality
    Whom the evil fears
    Congrats for the new book Pat...cheers!

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    1. The bad guys do fear
      When he wiggles his ear

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  10. i def smell a team up on the way
    you could have a league at your bay
    or at least a cross over, not cross dressing,
    you might lose your G rating forever,
    catality sounds like a hit,
    with the shipping claws much better than a whip

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    1. he does look a bit like a nina turtle!

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    2. I have been thinking of that
      With Catality and Zombieman at my mat
      Even that tarsier Man loon
      As he sings his little tune
      Yeah may lose my G
      So I'll leave the cross dressing to thee

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  11. Many congrats to you, Pat! Got it downloaded to my Kindle. Twenty books? I can't even finish one at my bay!! How do you do it??

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    1. Just get them out of my head
      As they have to be said
      Sitting on five more now lol
      Thanks for the dwl, the cat even gives you a meow

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  12. Always love a story were evil doesn't pay!
    And if a cat can be the good guy, that's even better, I say!

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    1. Drazin might not agree with thee
      But yep, great when it's won by a kitty

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  13. Catality? with grip team?
    never crass? maybe fighting mortality...
    would be nice...
    anyway congratulations to your bay!!

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    1. Yeah would be nice
      He fights more than mice

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  14. What a great collection to market for Christmas!! Congrats on the new book!

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    1. Yeah Christmas time
      Hopefully all will sell like crazy and be sublime

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  15. what a super hero

    he could even defeat sub-zero

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    1. Taking him down
      Even that scorpion clown

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  16. 18? Wow, we've got some catching up to do. We're just struggling to release #6.

    I want to hear that cheesy Mortal Kombat voice ominously say this cat's name. CATALITY.

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    1. Well if you count the novels too
      It is 23 at my zoo
      That would be grand
      May have to try that in my land

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  17. Congratulations on #18, Pat!!
    Love the name and the photos.
    You really are on a creative roll....

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  18. Congrats Pat and Cat, Super Heros both!

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  19. Pat this sounds really fun
    in your land, a new super hero
    you find:))

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  20. Congratulations! Sounds like you have a winner. Cats do rule!

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  21. You've written 18!! kids books!
    Youre a star!
    That's all I can say
    I can barely write a chapter of my
    increasingly spartan novel

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    1. haha you'll get there
      At your lair
      One day I bet
      Ahh the life of a pet

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  22. Hey Pat ~
    Where you're at!
    Congrats on your new book!
    I went to Amazon to take a look.
    Catality looks like fun.
    Going to order a copy when I'm done.
    Paperback that is. Since I have a Nook.
    Eighteen books is impressive!!!!!
    Have a good one,
    under your sun!

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    1. Thanks a ton
      For the order run
      And glad I can impress
      So nice I confess

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  23. You are cranking them out! Catality looks pretty cool. Congratulations on yet another book!

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    1. Just keep churning away
      Night and day

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  24. Holy cow, Pat. Congratulations! Love the pictures.

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  25. What is it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?? No it is a cat...uh man?

    Congratulation on number 18...if you continue like this you'll have 50 by the end of the year!

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    1. haha well I could get 30 by then at least
      Yep it is a flying kitty beast

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  26. I love your new hero Pat, talk about an absolute bad ass! Tarsier Man is still my favourite at the time of writing, have you ever considered having these two lads fight off against each other in a book? That'd make for quite the story with plenty of guts and glory.

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    1. haha considered making them a team
      May do it sometime down stream

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  27. orlin cassie N pat...conga ratz by de bazillionz anda bazillion sales on de book az well..this iz total lee rockin !!! N why stop at 50...we think ya shuld shoot for a nice round number like...88 :) catality kinda lookz familair ta uz !!

    way happy for you pat......( look, the human speaks for once..laura )

    =^..^=

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    1. haha the human spoke
      I think I may choke
      and 88 sounds good
      So does 101 in my hood

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  28. 18 outta 50
    well ain't that nifty
    keeping all outta do-do
    from kitty's point of view
    still working the poor thing
    keeping her off the meow line
    sounds mighty cool
    from canine's POV

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    1. Glad it is cool
      And you won't drool
      As you play in the big litterbox sand
      Life is grand

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  29. Woo Hoo! Congrats on Catality. I went to order it but the battery on my Kindle was dead. Will it get it as soon as I get charged.

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    1. haha such a fate
      Kindle says screw you at your gate haha

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  30. I wouldn't want to come across a creature like THAT while I'm out in the ocean!

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    1. Yeah neither would I
      Have to poke it in the eye

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  31. Congrats on the new book! Catality sounds like a winner! He'll eat those bad guys for dinner ;)

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    1. And wash them down with a drink
      Goodbye to each bad guy fink

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  32. I've been wondering how long it would take
    For your next book to bake
    So, so close to 20 now
    You deserve a great big WOW!

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    1. One a month comes to pass
      From my little rhyming ass

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  33. Whoo Hooo Pat!! congrtatulations to you! You will have your 50 in no time if you keep going at this rate.

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    1. Yeah 50 will come by the end of next year
      If it is kept up by my little rhyming rear

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  34. Catality looks like the one to call in all tough situations :)

    And also, big congratulations!

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    1. Always on call
      At every reality's hall

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  35. And now I realise you have books out there...
    I think I need to have a seat in a chair. :)

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