Monday, August 12, 2013

May Not Join Unless For Coin!

So as many know blogfests come and blogfests go. Some join in and some ignore them at their bin. Then there are those who get caused woes. Like Penny the mutt, screw the human at their hut.


See isn't he a scary fellow?
Could turn a banana yellow.
What is that you say?
There are green ones too on display.

So blogfests that none would join,
Unless you offer up coin.
Is there even such a thing?
There is always one nut that would join at any wing.

For instance "The What Has Slithered In My Pants Blogfest."
It is okay to admit you like the feel of an ants nest.
My, some would surely join that.
Thankfully no pants is worn by the cat.

Or there could be "The Best Designs From Waste Blogfest."
Don't wipe, turn take a pic and put your abstract waste to the test.
And by waste you know what I mean.
What Penny eats at her scene.

Next up is the "Pick Your Top Three Current Politicians Blogfest."
Those you think are better than the rest.
Hell, be lucky if any could pick one.
That blogfest may get none.

Also there could be a "You As the Tooth Fairy Blogfest."
Grab a tutu and give us your best.
A cross dresser may not care.
Show your pink tutu off with flair.

Another favorite could be "Things I Pulled From The Drain Blogfest."
Hold up your found objects with such zest.
From balls of hair,
To stuff that would make anyone scare.

And then there is the "Name My STD Blogfest."
Show off your symptoms from east to west.
That would make for quite a show.
There she surely would blow.

Then there is one no one would join,
Not even for a bucket load of coin.
"The B to B Blogfest!'
Each side of the screen contains a breast.

What is that?
I'm a dirty cat?
Man boobs are allowed too.
Although they'd be ewww.

And there you go. Blogfests that not many would show and those who do, have a very loose screw. What are you saying? Only three are supposed to be displaying? Pffft the cat never follows the rules of you human fools. Now I'll go eat some grass as I'm one blogfest-ed out little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

108 comments:

  1. Betcha' people'd still sign up for some of those, lol

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    1. you might be right!

      Pat, that was great!

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    2. haha yeah there will be some
      Who would give them a hum

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    3. Glad it was great
      Such a nice fate

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  2. Those are amazingly disgusting! Break the rules, cat. You came up with some good ones.

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    1. haha amaze and disgust
      Two are surely a must

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  3. "Things that got stuck up my bum
    whilst I was drinking rum Blogfest"
    You'd have to invite Mel Gibson to this one.

    "Sheep I've shagged Blogfest"
    Make sure you've got some Welshmen on hand for this one.

    "Things I like to do with needles Blogfest"
    Courtney Love would love to get in on this one!

    "The time I didn't spend in rehab Blogfest"
    Invite the ghost of Amy Winehouse!






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    1. Look at you go
      Mel would be welcome at my show
      Although he may scare many away
      As he rants at my bay
      Sheep I don't want to peep
      That may run deep
      Needles I've had a ton
      As acupuncture is given a run
      But not in the other way
      Love can have a nice day
      Lindsay Lohan would join the last
      Sure she'd have a blast

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    2. I've got the babe you picked out to promo your book on the painting table right now. She's going to be a tough one to do as she's wearing that form fitting suit and her pose will make it hard to determine the light source for her.

      I custom built her a base and she's mounted on it now. Give me at least two weeks, maybe longer as I have no idea what unplanned shit will hit the fan in my sucky life.

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    3. Awesome indeed
      Trying to get the 5th novel done at my feed
      With with one bum arm
      That doesn't come off like a charm

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  4. Wow, after this blogfest/give that cat a rest/the poor, little thing, rhyming its heart out/it could with a well-cooked trout! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The trout he will get one day
      Soon at my bay

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  5. Bret Michaels could be the star of your "name my STD blogfest" 'cause he looks like a walking STD!

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  6. I have yet to participate in a blog post
    But I may eventually, since there are some kind hosts

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  7. Things I pulled from the DRAIN... Oh YUCK... I wouldn't want to enter that one either.

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  8. I've never attended a "blogfest"
    and I guess it is probably best
    could be interesting I guess
    depending on who are the guests

    Just wanted to say hi but, now
    this woman's gotta run, places
    to go, as you know...


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    1. Yeah some are fun
      To give a run
      As we sit under the sun
      I couldn't help but do this one
      Allowed me to get dirty
      And didn't need to be flirty
      Safe trip away
      Don't trip as you run from your bay haha

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  9. Yes!weird blogfests abound
    With things oh,so profound
    Just ignore
    It's no show
    Needn't even give a frown

    Hank

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    1. Yeah i ignore
      Easily at my shore
      With one look
      Hook or by crook
      Don't bother any more

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  10. I agree one would be amazed at who would join,even the "Name the STD" blogfest and just think of it as an online support fest :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha support fest
      You may be on to something at your nest

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  11. Some blogfests matter by the size
    Cat I think you take the prize
    Something slithering down the pants
    Hutchi kootchi quite the dance
    Hahahahahahahahahaha 3 politicians that are best
    Do we really want to spoil this fest?

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    1. hahahaha getting flirty today
      Wouldn't want to join that fray
      The cat wears no pants any way
      Snip snip and all at his bay
      Couldn't even name one
      So may be hard to give it a run

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    2. OMG That could sound obscene on this day
      It could happen if you rhyme and don't know what you say

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    3. Mind always in the gutter
      Can make one stutter

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  12. things that slithered in my pants eh? ha now that would be a fun one on display, say i could dress as the tooth fairy in a hot mess,

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    1. haha I'd pay to see that
      Do it at your mat

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  13. None of those sound appealing to me.
    I'll stay away, thankfully!

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    1. Yeah best way to be
      You need to join ones about a kitty

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  14. haha...take a look at my blogroll
    I thought I was seeing double like a troll.

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    1. haha that face is all around
      As it is surely found

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  15. Hey, Name Your STD could save lives. Or ruin them.

    How about the Will It Fit In Your Butt Blogfest? Take random objects and see if they fit. First up, this toaster...

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    1. Yeah could be the out and about
      That makes a partner shout
      Could be a betting thing to
      Which will fit and then come out in the loo

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    1. Glad it was fun
      Will give yours a run

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  17. Those blogfests will probably be part of a new reality TV show soon!

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    1. Yuck to that
      Maybe at least they'll pay the cat

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  18. Some real winners there... or should I say losers? :)

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    1. The biggest loser blogfest
      These could pass the test

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  19. Some really clever ideas you have there, and I do approve of your last line, though I'll fill mine with chardonnay!
    Tina @ Life is Good

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    1. haha well the cat approves of that too
      Yeah crazy is what I do

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  20. Moobs....the gift that keeps on giving me a sick stomach, we want boobs!

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    1. Well there can be both
      Showing off their growth

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  21. What talent - you came up with more than three! Although I'd have to say that the "what crawled in my pants" might be kind of interesting. ;)

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    1. Back you are
      From your new bar
      LOL could be kinda dirty too
      You know I'd go all gutter at my zoo

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  22. You're a genius, Patt.
    What about a blogfest "eat a dirty dead rat?"
    Who would ever sign up for that?
    Surely not a rhyming cat =)


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    1. Nah, I like my dead ones clean
      They are far more serene

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  23. I would rather have something slither up my pants rather pick up three politicians. Unless it was a politician slithering up my pants.

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    1. That would be really really bad
      Although could blackmail them at your pad

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  24. Oh no, don't want anything to slither,
    'Cause some things got no business "thither."
    Don't wanta hear 'bout your STDs,
    Nope, none of these fests would be for me.
    (Even though you've got more than three!)

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    1. Yes, I like to cheat
      None would tickle your feet?
      Not even a std treat?
      Think I too would hit delete

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  25. Top three politicians? Might as well name the only 3 that still have a heart.

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    1. Are there even three?
      With such a thing at ones sea

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  26. drain pull that is fantastic... oh the stories i could share, being a janitor and all... :)

    The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
    Jeremy H.

    New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
    [Being-Retro]

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    1. haha I bet you have seen it hall
      Would make me cringe what you put on your wall

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  27. orlin N cassie...

    we HAZ seen sum doods who bee havin bigger boobs than de food service purrson....course her can still get by with wearin a padded undershirt...just sayin~~~~~~

    enjoy yur day, eat plentee oh mackerull !

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    1. haha yeah some duds can give women a run for their money
      So not funny

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  28. Wow, that is quite a list!
    I think I get the gist.

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    1. That you did
      Hope you didn't flip your lid

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  29. "Name your STD" could be fun,
    But how would I narrow it down to just one?

    You're right, some freaks would join all blogfests
    Especially men with really big breasts.

    Top three politicians? The vote is in, the people polled.
    Clear winners are: Boehner* Weiner and Hold.

    *Note to newscasters: It's pronounced BONER. As much as you hate to say it, "boeh" does not spell "bay".

    xoRobyn

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    1. A Boner and a Weiner go to a bar
      But they don't get very far
      One is to small, one is too bare
      Together they make a pair

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    2. I'm laughing so hard (no pun intended), I don't even have a response right now.

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    3. haha left you at a lose for a retort
      Damn, I'm good at my fort

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  30. I love this blog fest Pat, just perfect because the gent it's in honour off hates blog fests, I think he's going to love this one though!

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    1. We shall see
      As they cause him no glee

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  31. List of politician faves?
    My list would be rather short.
    But needle things come in waves
    At my humble crafty port. :)

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    1. Well at least you have that
      Even with no politicians at your mat

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  32. "Things I Pulled From The Drain"....


    "Looked like loose screws from my brain..."

    Eeek. Too close to home, Patt Hatt. Or is that Mad Batt?

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    1. Took close to roam
      Maybe you should build a mad dome

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  33. Ha all the good comments have already been made
    I am still thinking of three politicians --- LOL
    I'll probably continue to think until the light does fade!

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    1. Yes you will be thinking a while
      As they are all vile

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  34. I'd join the tooth fairy just to see the pics!

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    1. haha sure there will be many about
      That will get a scary shout

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  35. Was that today!? Dang, I forgot all about it. This has been a stressful + filled time.

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    1. haha or maybe old age?
      I hear it's not all the rage

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  36. ppfffttttt! all this sounds really funny,
    anyway you had your Blogfest and was enough I think, ah the cat doesnt have rules:))

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    1. Have to amuse you while in the sand
      There in giant litterbox land

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  37. 'Friends Don't Let Friends Sign Up'. Ha. Love it.

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    1. haha yes the is advice
      One should read twice

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  38. Waste art. What if all you do is fart?

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    1. Then you may be rude
      But you are screwed

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  39. You are very talented at coming up with the worst blogfest ideas EVVVVERRRRR. Ironically the waste one isn't as gross to me as the "what's in my drain" one. EWWW that one makes me gag. Cleaning blocked drains is one of the things I hate most in the world. ;)

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    1. haha I thought the waste one would be worst
      But all seem to agree with the drain burst

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  40. Definitely wouldn't go to any of those. ""Pick Your Top Three Current Politicians Blogfest." Considering that my primary is tomorrow, I definitely would do that one. *gag*

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    1. haha sarcasm I detect
      As you would neglect

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  41. No blogfests for me
    Not my cup of tea
    But I like blog hopping
    Lots of poetry reading
    No awards though
    Unless they come with dough haha
    Keep rhyming and smiling :)

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    1. Yeah awards with dough
      I'll take any day at my show

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  42. yes i know what you mean
    i hope that diet is lean
    i mean scarcity and not in terms of protein
    not exactly a dream scene
    for a queen or anyone in between

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    1. Not at all
      Up or down the hall
      Winter or fall
      For Peter or Paul

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  43. You have quite a list! My brain just wasn't in this one. I couldn't think of any :(

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    1. Not a one?
      How about bare things seen under the sun?

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  44. Blogfests?
    Surely you jests!
    If I get my Human to even post
    I figure that's enough to boast
    I don't do hops
    Or pops
    Or shops.
    I am a bore
    Can't say any more!

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    1. haha well you go out on the town
      Showing off your kingly crown

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  45. I almost missed this one b/c I couldn't think of any random thoughts. You'res are truly funny. Uck.

    ....dhole

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    1. haha random I can do
      Easily at my zoo

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  46. Rules are never meant to be followed
    Consequences though at times, are bitter pills to be swallowed

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    1. Never are at my sea
      Pfft to the consequences to me

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  47. More than 3 blogfests?
    Well, you always go the extra mile...
    Guaranteed to put a smile on my dial!
    Writer In Transit

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    1. Glad I can get a smile
      Even if some were vile

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  48. Pat in the Hatt
    A rhyming cat
    Blogests that go splat
    How about that
    So many not to choose
    A chorus of boos
    Anti-blogfests
    Full of jests
    Invite the guests
    Optional vests
    Create a blog hop
    Get on top
    Gather more followers
    Loads more hollowers
    Make it seem
    You're sharing a dream
    When in fact we know it's ego-tripping
    Self-promoting the farce is slipping
    Thanks for irony
    At your sea
    I bid thee goodbye
    One hell of a try

    Gary, Gary,
    Quite contrary...

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    1. haha it is an ego trip
      When one takes a dip
      But it can bring flies
      To the pies
      And bring forth new views
      So away one can cruise
      Okay to cheat
      I do it at my street

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  49. You, sir...

    ... are brilliant.

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