"bored at work butt"
Well a butt can get bored too. Maybe you need a co-worker to feel it up at your work zoo.
"i love my wagon my little red wagon golly gee i'm a lucky boy"
Haven't you been here before? After typing all of that out are your fingers sore?
What a pervert you are. I hope they snip snip you at your sand bar.
"copy cat dirty rat sitting on the door mat"
If I was sitting at your door mat, the mat would scat. I'd tear it up faster than a pup.
"jingle with no words only ba ba da dee dop"
Hmmm did you forget a bop she bop she bop? Going to a sock hop?
So it gets short in the bedroom? Does that bring your love life doom?
"ugly old woman with tits"
Ummm do they lose them with they get older? Can still see them when things get colder.
"can somebody be batrachophagous"
Yes, people can feed on frogs just like they do hogs.
"summer cut for chinese crested powderpuff"
I take it that is a bird? I hope it isn't something absurd.
"stupid robot, you can't be with me"
A stalker robot? That must suck a whole lot. Is it a vacuum cleaner? The suck would sure be meaner.
"bat man tramp stamp"
Hot for the bats you say? Or tramps at your bay?
"soup can cyclops made"
Old one eye makes soup? Bet it tastes like goop.
And the winner this time with their crazy search engine chime, is none other than this gem of a term. I think they swallowed the worm.
Is creature sex fun, mainly dog
Poor poor mutts. I guess some humans think they are fresh when they sniff too many butts. The wiener dogs better run. Who knows what will be done. Some sickos out there that surely find my lair. And so another search engine mass has come to pass and they aren't getting near my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.