Monday, August 26, 2013

Time For Fifteen As They Make A Scene!

So away we go with the crazies once more at my show. They seem to be out in force once more. Some yap long enough you might begin to bore. But I will show them in all their glory. For when they type such things again in a search engine they may see they are the star of this story.

"bored at work butt"

Well a butt can get bored too. Maybe you need a co-worker to feel it up at your work zoo.

"i love my wagon my little red wagon golly gee i'm a lucky boy"

Haven't you been here before? After typing all of that out are your fingers sore?

"animal boobies"

What a pervert you are. I hope they snip snip you at your sand bar.

"copy cat dirty rat sitting on the door mat"

If I was sitting at your door mat, the mat would scat. I'd tear it up faster than a pup.

"jingle with no words only ba ba da dee dop"

Hmmm did you forget a bop she bop she bop? Going to a sock hop?

"bedroom foreshortening"

So it gets short in the bedroom? Does that bring your love life doom?

"ugly old woman with tits"

Ummm do they lose them with they get older? Can still see them when things get colder.

"can somebody be batrachophagous"

Yes, people can feed on frogs just like they do hogs.

"summer cut for chinese crested powderpuff"

I take it that is a bird? I hope it isn't something absurd.

"stupid robot, you can't be with me"

A stalker robot? That must suck a whole lot. Is it a vacuum cleaner? The suck would sure be meaner.

"bat man tramp stamp"

Hot for the bats you say? Or tramps at your bay?

"soup can cyclops made"

Old one eye makes soup? Bet it tastes like goop.

And the winner this time with their crazy search engine chime, is none other than this gem of a term. I think they swallowed the worm.

Is creature sex fun, mainly dog

Poor poor mutts. I guess some humans think they are fresh when they sniff too many butts. The wiener dogs better run. Who knows what will be done. Some sickos out there that surely find my lair. And so another search engine mass has come to pass and they aren't getting near my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. There's a new contender
      In Holy Ghost Writer!
      Going for 20
      Not going to be easy!

      Hank

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    2. Got 12 now
      Hopefully Holy doesn't mess with your streak some how

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  2. You get some really scary blog visitors

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    1. Scary indeed
      I wonder if they stay to read

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  3. All the Crazies little wormies it had been
    Putting up all the weirdos in search engines
    Never seemed to realize
    Just how very unwise
    They might end up looking a silly little wimp

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah they will look
      Here at my nook
      Like a wimp
      As I advertise them like a blimp
      The path they took

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  4. Ugly old woman with tits- I love how you added, "do they lose color when they get older" oh man the visions! Thats quite a way to start the week off!

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    1. haha the visions sure do come in
      But they may be a sin

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    2. who said color? I don't think that's what Pat meant about it getting colder. haha.

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    3. Yeah I just went with it
      Unless tanning though, never knew a color could change at my pit haha

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    4. haha...well, you did say cold, didn't you?
      So I'm thinking along the lines of blue.
      ew.

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    5. Yeah I suppose that is correct
      Easy to detect

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    1. A new R?
      Still not raising the bar

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    2. Doesn't seem to have a blog this time
      Maybe he/she/it is just back to chime?

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  6. That is pretty damn odd - who, what, why?
    bat man tramp stamp - someone looking for 'bad ink'?
    Some crazy folk hanging around out there!

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    1. Yeah they are all around
      Not very profound
      As they find me
      Searching for the scary

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    2. aren't we all a little crazy
      and maybe a bit hazy
      since we visit you every day
      why I want to know, is all I say.
      hahaha.

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    3. haha you are an addict
      Stuck in conflict
      Back you come
      At least it's better for you than rum

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  7. ewww....you have some pretty weird people at your zoo, at least its not sculptures made of poo, you'd have to wonder how that was linked to you...

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    1. Yes they are weird in every way
      Bet you get some odd ones at your bay
      Sculptures made of crap
      Is one thing I haven't let taken a lap

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    2. For once poo was not mentioned
      until Brian came with his intention.
      geesh.

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    3. haha yeah he has it on the brain
      Even when not used at my lane

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  8. Animals have boobies
    Yes they do.
    They're no different than me or you.
    Although I wouldn't go looking
    theirs wouldn't make me go "yeeesh!!!!"
    quite as much as a fat guy's on the beach.

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    1. Yeah not one for which I reach
      Like Mario and his Peach
      For the fat guy on the beach
      One need keep a steady supply of bleach

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  9. I have visions of the ugly old woman with tits pulling some perv clad only in a diaper around in a little red wagon while he's singing, "I love my wagon, my little red wagon, golly gee I'm a lucky boy".

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    1. Damn, you have a creative mind
      I hope his diaper covers fully his behind

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  10. Scary to think of those that lurk around
    but, wonder how they get linked to you
    as they search the internet town
    surprise when up comes your page
    where a rhyming cat is center stage

    no bat man tramp stamp..lol..they have
    to continue their search...

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    1. God only knows
      How it goes
      As they find me
      With their crazy
      Nope, no tramp stamp of any kind
      On my little rhyming behind lol

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  11. You mean it's wrong to type animal boobies and hit send?
    Not asking for me, I'm merely asking for a friend...

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    1. haha well it depends on your taste
      Beats looking up animal waste

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  12. Dog sex and animal boobs - makes you wonder about people, doesn't it?

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    1. Yes, yes it does indeed
      Who the heck would look such crap up at their feed

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  13. Weirdos do come to visit Cat
    Looking for a stamp by a bat
    Or do they think they are a tramp
    Ride the rails to a hobo camp
    May be a bird whose name is Robin
    Hangs around like an old gray dobbin

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    1. They come in a pack
      On their whacky attack
      Maybe they will seek out Robin instead
      Or take another loony bin med

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  14. The cyclops soup might be good since he's got such a singular focus. :)

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    1. haha I suppose he would stay on task
      Then in the soup one can bask

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  15. Is this some alien phase?
    What's wrong with people these days?
    Sure makes me wanna ask few
    Millions in race, fastest were you?

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    1. Yeah they are nuts
      Sniffing glue at their huts
      Looking for such crap
      Clear across the map

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  16. Um, yeah, not sure what to say, that last one, I just yeah, as you can tell, stutter, stutter and some things I just don't want to know about people,lol

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. LOL well we don't know who
      We just know they searched and found my zoo

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  17. OK...nobody should laugh this hard so early in the morning!

    My stomach hurts
    and my coffee cup does lurch
    as I giggle and laugh
    at those search engine gaffs.

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    1. hahaha well now you can smile all day
      From the search engine display
      Hope you didn't spit any coffee at your bay
      Or scare any kitties away

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    1. He must have fun
      Giving his wagon a run

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  19. Animal boobies is where it's at. Humans just have 2. A lot of animals have 4-5. And who doesn't love more boobies?

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    1. haha but they aren't as filled out
      Might make some pout

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  20. Your scene full of abstract kin
    they're all related
    and connected
    by chasing dream
    and call our grin

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    1. They are strange
      Connected on some weird range

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  21. Don't knock it until Ray's tried it!

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    1. Let me know how it goes
      And if he strikes a pose

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  22. I do hate it when the butts get bored!

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    1. Yeah the butts need something to do
      Like go to the loo

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  23. Somehow the wierd ones find your lair
    obviously they really care
    and are into some things strange
    that they think they'll find at your range.
    Have a good day, keep the crazies at bay!

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    1. haha I will try
      But they find my sky
      And keep coming back
      Oh well, lets me go on the search engine attack

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  24. You once again prove that people are perverse
    Creative dog sex is the worst
    I don't speak from personal experience though
    Just as a voyeur at your show.

    xoRobyn

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    1. hahaha good to know
      You've got your ducks in a row
      And no dogs in sight
      Although I bet they have bite

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  25. Well, at least he/she wasn't asking about cat sex. ;)

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    1. haha that is true
      Savor the small things at my zoo

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  26. orlin N cassie....we can see why yur dad packed up everee thing N mewed !!!
    :)

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    1. Yeah had to get out of there
      And on to a new lair

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  27. Wagons and boobs and butts oh my!
    Some of these sickos deserve a punch in the eye.

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  28. The little red wagon lines actually makes sense. They're in the lyrics from a kiddie record I had in the late 1950s or early 1960s. But the rest of them... Some people just don't know how to use search engines.

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    1. Yeah I heard that wagon song before too
      Most of them though have a loose screw

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  29. Actually, a chinese crested is a kind of dog. But, I'm not the one who did that search!

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    1. haha well that is good to know
      Not sure how they found my show

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  30. LOL Pat! You certainly do have some crazies show up! Take care at your lair!

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    1. They come all around
      Not sure how I'm found

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  31. The highlighted one is worse of them all but they're all bad! I find it crazy people actually Google that, in fact somebody who Googles weird stuff could be reading this comment right now, agh! Scary stuff.

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    1. haha yeah that they very well could
      Beware at your hood

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  32. Now I'm wondering if anything I've ever very innocently searched for might seem a little, um, weird to other people.
    I don't THINK any of the above searches were mine, at least...
    :)

    -Michelle

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    1. haha well out of context they probably are
      Glad none of these though are from your bar

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  33. A Bat Man Tramp Stamp!! Now what kind of person would want that? Makes me wonder.

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    1. haha maybe they want it in another way
      One in which they pay

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  34. Stalker robot....now that's scary.

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    1. Scary indeed
      Don't want them at my feed

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  35. I kinda like the stalker robot idea. Or, maybe not ...

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    1. Depends who it stalks I suppose
      And causes woes

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  36. Batman Tramp Stamps,
    A superman tattoo,
    Hoo hoo or hoo haa, that's new!

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    1. Yeah oh so new
      Soon all will have them in view

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  37. We just laughed and laughed! We wish we had such good search engine results! Are you sure you don't live in Strangeland?

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    1. haha maybe we are on the border
      And these nuts come in short order

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  38. creature sex, animal boobies and bored butts
    there's plenty to gawk at here at your hut
    it's not something to fall into a rut
    unless there's a semi-serious interest in smut
    what??

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    1. Nope no smut
      Need for my little rhyming butt haha

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  39. It's truly a worry... an amusing worry.

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  40. Thought these were want ads
    Instead of search terms
    Thought they were some odd lads
    Even so, it still confirms

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    1. Odd either way
      With their search engine display

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