Thursday, August 8, 2013

Today The Guest Is Crass At My Grass!

So today we go all the way back to the A to Z. This guest saw my U post and wanted to record it for me. I guess it struck a nerve. Or maybe he just doesn't like the hand of a perv. It was a hit back then, so let's see if it still is at my den.

The poor Fraggle outcast,
Wants to make the hand a thing of the past.
For even when he walks across the grass,
He still has a hand up his ass.

Have you caught on yet?
Do you remember the U post of this pet?
Well you are about to.
Say hello to the Fraggle outcast at my zoo.

He seems to have a pain,
Much like I described at my lane.
It just will not pass.
I hope it is not a big hand up his ass.

Especially if it were to linger,
Or one tried to give the finger.
I will go back to exploring the new place with Cass.
Enjoy a little tune by the Fraggle wannabe with a hand up his ass.




There, now is that not better than words alone? I know it has kind of a dark undertone. But how can you not love a Fraggle wannabe even when he's singing, if you can call it that, at my sea? Maybe other posts should be recorded to. Or was this enough for all of you? Tune in tomorrow at my grass for this week's final guest visits my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

77 comments:

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    1. No contenders once more
      Will make 20 at my shore

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  2. Good Morning

    do you like to play in the grass
    this was a bit crass, but, still a blast
    from your little rhyming ass..sorry,
    for the outcast but, now he sings
    a song of sass..too funny...

    Have a good day at your bay!

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    1. You like to role in the grass
      Or was that a hill rolling lass
      The cat takes hay
      And yes crass I will say
      But had to be done
      As it was just too much fun

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    2. Fun was had by one and all
      as they ran around your halls
      hope no one bumped into a wall
      rhyming away each & every day
      the cat laughs & eats bass
      as grass he will pass...

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    3. Grass he shall pass
      But not in front of a lass
      That may be just rude
      He wouldn't be so crude lol

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  3. dude fraggle rock was the boss back in the day,
    ouch the sucker getting further tight
    i resist that doctor appt with all my might
    i could not be a puppet....

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    1. haha yes a puppet indeed
      Won't not work for our feed

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  4. That is really quite a song
    Rhyming, 'assing' all along
    Videos galore
    There many more?
    Looking forward for singalongs!

    Hank

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    1. Just one more
      For now at my shore
      A crazy loon
      Tomorrow before noon
      Will come to explore

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  5. Quality again Pat, really enjoying the influx of videos that you've had around here the last few days, hilarious stuff.

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    1. haha yeah they are fun to do
      Saves the arm grief too

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  6. An Enema would work wonders for getting stray things out of the back door. Not sure if it would work for a hand, but might make it where no one would want to put a hand up the arse.

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    1. hahaha yeah that is true
      No one will want such a thing to come due

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  7. Clever once again, Pat. I agree with YeamieWaffles.

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    1. Such an endeavor
      Always being clever

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  8. Awesome stuff!!!! I'm beginning to think that Fraggle dude likes a hand up his ass.

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    1. Yes, I must agree
      He doesn't invoke much pity

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  9. Got the Fraggle Rock song in my head. :) Man, it's been years!

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    1. haha Worries for another day
      There at your bay

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  10. but then he couldn't talk!
    Does he know that?
    Does he?
    hahaha.

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  11. Rock Rock Fraggle Rock!! I used to love that show back in the day. I don't recall them talking about hands up their asses though...

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    1. haha yeah that would scare the kiddies away
      Can't have that at the Fraggle's bay

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  12. All your talents are popping out this week. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. Out the will plop
      Hopefully not a flop

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  13. New challenge with this sass melody
    it's stuck and asks for a parody...
    to to to tooo
    to to to tooo...

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  14. That's fantastic. I'm just impressed with how many times you rhymed the word 'ass.'

    This makes me wish we had puppet version of ourselves. That would make for either a great or a terrible Youtube video, and I'm not opposed to either.

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    1. hahaha there are many ways to rhyme ass
      In that one most came to pass
      Puppets would be fun
      To give a run

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  15. The melody just
    won't leave my mind
    the lyrics
    they're so sublime.

    But even though
    I laugh and laugh
    you've still got
    a hand up your ass.

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    1. It will never go away
      Just there on display

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  16. Poor Fraggle's days are surely doom
    He'll lead a life of constant gloom
    But a rising star he just might be
    We'll hold our breath and wait and see
    This could likely come to pass
    Even with a big hand up his ass
    Personality is what Fraffle's got
    What's down below, don't give a rot
    Here's to the hand, a big high-five
    You've done it dude, twill come alive

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    1. haha be interesting to see
      If it comes alive at ones tree
      Although a high five may be more than he can bear
      With his hand up the ass affair

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  17. must of been kermit, he must of hated that hand so much his skin turned white and he grew blue hair.

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    1. haha well you never know
      I wonder what miss piggy thought of him with his fro

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  18. Hand up the ass?
    That sounds so crass.
    Guess I shouldn't have been miserable
    during my physical.
    Cause the doc, he did not linger.
    And didn't use his hand...just a finger.

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    1. He was polite
      And didn't want it to bite
      But was it the middle finger
      That he let linger

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  19. U turned out to he a very cool letter!

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    1. That it did indeed
      Just came to me at my feed

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  20. Funnier the second time around
    Can't wait until tomorrow to see what hits the ground.
    With this little song you could repeat
    and still have the ability to know me out of my seat.

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    1. Can even make you spell wrong
      With the hand up the ass song

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  21. what a crack up (ha!)
    love all the hilarious rhyming!

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  22. I like how he sings with such glee.
    Until he gets to "ass," and the hate one can hear and see.
    But how does he pass gas
    With a hand up his ass?
    It's the hand that has the job that's rough
    Being exposed to gas, poop and all kinds of stuff.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha never looked at it that way
      But yes the hand has a rough day
      All the crap is has to wade through
      Both are doomed at their zoo

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  23. orlin N cassie....speekin oh werk again....R mom sayz ther bee a lot handz up azzez round her place oh employ coz knot even $hitz gettin done...~~~~~~~

    happee werld cat day guys :)

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    1. haha well sure it will get done
      One day under your sun

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  24. I never saw Fraggle Rock
    I feel like I missed out - oh to turn back the clock

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    1. haha it wasn't bad
      Watched it a bit at my pad

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  25. I loved Fraggle Rock, the dog Sprocket and the Doozers?

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    1. The Doozers were the best
      Liked them more than the rest

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  26. Dear Pat, I admit to being lost, totally in the dark, with regard to what you are saying in this posting. Perhaps that's because I've been away from reading blogs for about four weeks. Or perhaps it's my age. But I'm just at sea about what you're saying. Or implying. I'm not sure which. Peace.

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    1. hahaha yeah had to read the U post
      To be in the full know at my coast

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  27. Thanks for visiting my blog....I think I chose an odd day to visit yours, as I am a little lost on this post. That said I still thought it was funny as hell, and LOVE how everything rhymes every time you write...HOW DO YOU DO IT!

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    1. haha just comes out each day
      And yeah, a very odd one on display
      But you just never know
      What is going to show

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  28. Fraggle wannabe is most definitely one of a kind.

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    1. As he yaps about his behind
      and what he does find

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  29. Well, that puts our troubles in prospective. We won't be complaining about anything for a while, not til we have a hand up our ass.

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    1. Usually a thermometer though
      When at that vet show

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  30. This is getting suspicious... How many more posts are you going to have other people do all the work...?

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    1. Yep outsourcing is key
      And hey, it was written by me

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  31. More puppets...more puppets!

    There should be a lot more puppets reciting poems.

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    1. I could have more done
      That may be fun

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  32. LOL! What an honor to have your poem put to a fraggled tune. :D

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    1. Thanks for the love
      I'll send a dove

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  34. That was hilarious! Sounds like he has a bug up his ass too about not quite cutting it with the Fraggle Rock crew.

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    1. yeah the outcast
      Wants the hand a thing of the past

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  35. Gggrrrooosss!!!

    But man, what a great puppet!

    So, up're a puppeteer, too... What else up your sleeve?!?

    (Ha ha, didn't say up a different place!)

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    1. haha up my ass is fine
      That is funny to the feline

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