Tuesday, September 3, 2013

A dVerse Pair No Longer At My Lair!

So the other day here at the cat's bay, we stared out the window as we heard the sky give a mighty blow. It was that thunder crap that ruined our nap. But the stuff was dVerse and could have been worse. There was no lightning or rain to be had. I guess they had nothing to add.

Thunder all alone,
To give its tone.
What is next to come?
A bottle with no rum?

A car with no engine in it?
A dog that doesn't eat umm spit?
A fridge with no door?
A TV with no screen at your shore?

A fan with no blades?
Sun glasses with no shades?
A bed with no cushion,
To help with the umm pushin?

A fire alarm with no alarm?
A murderer that does no harm?
Well that would be fine.
They'd have brain enough not to cross the line.

A light switch with no switch?
A flea whose bites don't itch?
A game with no game?
That would be kinda lame.

A basket with no handle?
A flame without the candle?
An airplane that can't fly?
The dead die but don't die?

A phone with no signal anywhere?
dVerse without a gawker blare?
Music with no sound?
A lawn with no ground?

A grocery store with no food?
Most in there is just rude.
For sale with no price tag?
That might make big wigs gag.

A sneeze with no achoo?
No tp in the loo?
A chair with no legs?
Square holes with no round pegs?

A book with no words.
Or pictures of pretty birds?
All because of thunder,
And its no rain or lightning blunder.

See what a bad precedent thunder and mother nature can set? They aren't fooling this pet. I won't let such things come to pass. Dogs becoming refined does not sit well with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Made it!
      20 in a row
      A winning streak
      Now let's see
      Let's go for 30!

      Hank

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    2. Really??? 20???
      ta da ta da da dum
      Congrats

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    3. Thanks Manzi
      Ever a wonderful lady!

      Hank

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    4. haha 20 in a row
      Beat 35 and you'll top yourself at my show

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  2. A sneeze with no achoo?

    ha ha..
    I missed your rhymes :P

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    1. That can't do
      Be nice though between me and you

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  3. A face with no name
    What a crying shame
    No dice
    Stay wise
    Focus and go for fame

    Hank

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    1. Focus can get it done
      Don't turn and run
      Go go go
      Search high and low
      Then have fun

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  4. I guess Fleetwood Mac lied to us about that thunder.
    And you just described the Island of Misfit Toys.

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    1. Such a liar
      Now who has christmas on the brain with toys that aspire

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  5. Only thunder what a blunder
    Something else was put asunder
    Some things have and some have not
    What if topsy turvy owned the lot
    Turned upside down without a reason
    A complaint would just be treason

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    1. haha topsy turvy would be fun
      No complaint from my sun
      Just watch all around
      As much chaos is found

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  6. How would you wipe your poo
    With no tp in the loo?
    That is really crap
    And your butt would be in a trap!

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    1. Have to go drag it along the grass
      To clean ones ass haha

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  7. wonder if it was not heat lightning and you just could not see the flash, or it could have been a plane turning the sound barrier to ash in a dash across the sky, why no tp in the loo will leave you feeling rather poo too. smiles.

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    1. haha yes yes it would
      And nope, no plane in my hood
      Could have been the heat
      But none could be seen from our seat

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  8. A chair with no legs...is it still a chair? Is a chair a chair even when you take all its parts away?
    Poor little chair, and book, and lawn...they must have a very confused sense of identity now!

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    1. Yes, they don't know what to do
      Off to the shrink they go without a clue

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  9. A sneeze with no achoo
    A big letdown, isn't that true?

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    1. No, as that is just a pain
      Rather avoid the achoo trian

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  10. Thunder estranged?
    It sounds quite deranged.
    But it's not unheard of
    in this country's deep-South,
    where thunder often gives rise
    in still summer skies.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. I guess it is found
      All around
      And in the end
      It is some weird trend

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  11. Some things are better in pairs,
    even there at your lair.
    A flame without a candle is just fire
    which could make the situation dire!
    And you without the cats,
    well, your rhymes would just be flat.
    hahahahahahaaaaa!

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    1. That is when you need a mutt
      To lift its leg at ones hut
      Would that full it or put it out?
      I don't know what you are talking about..lol
      And your streak is through
      Missed one at my zoo haha

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    2. Oh just hold your horses there
      as I was listening to that LONG video, just so you're aware.
      Missed nothing at your zoo.
      My streak is still going blue!
      ha.

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    3. hahaha hold my horses you say
      Shouldn't that be another way
      Since you have elephants on display
      They'd be harder to hold and don't eat hay

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    4. You can have the horses at your bay.
      My elephant is fun and likes to play!
      lol....

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    5. Better watch his step though
      Or your kitty count will be far more low

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    6. My kitty count is growing!
      A post soon will be showing!
      ha.

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    7. Uh oh
      Another litter at your show?

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    8. just a new little mama so far.
      hasn't brought the litter to my jar.

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    9. Going for the big 2 0
      There at your show

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    10. Not sure I'll hit that
      as Oreo has been gone a good while at our mat.
      So, down to 14
      until this mama, her babies does bring
      the number up.
      Hope there's not a dozen at her cup.
      hahaha.

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    11. haha geez, you are the hot spot
      All come hot to trot
      Knowing where to go
      Kitties will be found high and low

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    12. Can't blame them, though
      with food and shelter, you know.
      Better than begging and hunting
      and freezing when it's snowing.

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    13. That is true
      I'd want a safe zoo
      with so many others there
      The neighborhood cats can't help but be aware

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  12. Hmmm, this made me think. A chair really wouldn't be a chair without legs. A lawn wouldn't be a lawn with no ground. Music wouldn't be music with no sound. On and on. Nothing would be itself if you took away something integral to it. Another example: Poetry wouldn't be poetry without words. It would be something else, but NOT poetry. Just like a lawn would be something else without ground!

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    1. Yeah a big deep meaning today
      What is wrong with my bay haha
      Take one thing away
      Becomes something else on display

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  13. a car with no engine would count as lemon

    probably the steel version of one grown ugly and molded from Yemen

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    1. Blame over seas you say
      I can do that at my bay

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  14. Oh Pat! So many Visuals!
    With each new verse -
    comes so many residuals!

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    1. Glad away they fly
      As they come to the eye

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  15. Appreciating the thing called pairs. :) Which reminds me that I like pears...but that's irrelevant. ;)

    Happy Tuesday to you. Monday holidays throw me off, I feel like today is the start of the week.

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    1. Pairs need to be
      Or we'd be without a knee
      Yeah they do that here too
      But day off, so works for my zoo

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  16. No lightning, no rain?
    Oh my, that was lame
    But thunder scared the cat
    Hidden under the bed with Pat
    Haha :)

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    1. haha he just looked on
      Didn't run from its con

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  17. Gotta watch that Mother Nature!

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    1. She can make you twitch
      And really itch

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  18. Somebody had better tell Stevie Nicks that she can't sing "thunder only happens when it's raining" any more.

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  19. Thunder and no rain is like raining when the sun is out, I hate that, it is just, somehow, not right.

    Oh,and the whole chair thingy, took me right back to my Philosophy class in college, I HATED it, my professor did the whole bit with a table, my head hurt that day in lecture.

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. hahaha hurting your head is not good
      Just so you know, the chair may or may not be made of wood
      That help?
      Don't yelp

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  20. Was a no-go for the rainbow,
    Must have been a sad show.
    Like school without kids,
    Or eyes with no lids. (O_O)

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    1. That last would be freaky
      Eyes everywhere would get leaky

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  21. That poem was prolific and made me think
    So SHINY and awesome I forgot to blink.
    Now my eyes are aching and you're to blame
    Wait, who started this silly rhyming game?

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    1. The cat is to blame?
      That just adds to my fame
      Causing eyes everywhere not to blink
      Would you be mad if I gave a wink?

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  22. That's like peanut butter without chocolate.
    All good things need to come in pairs, that's for sure!

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    1. They need the other indeed
      To really take seed

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  23. A pencil with no lead, a pen with no ink... Now that would stink.

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    1. haha have to spit and use it
      Or just have a fit

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  24. I really like this one. Things that don't have what they normally possess.

    T

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    1. Yeah had more meaning than I thought at first
      As I went about my rhyming burst

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  25. there are things that surely wouldn't be what they are without one vital part missing and be it very small...ha...light switch without switch..it would just burn and burn and burn - or no wait - we cannot even switch it on then

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    1. Unless it was on somehow to begin with though
      But yeah most likely in the dark we'd go

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  26. A dog eating...um,spit! That reminds me of something that happened this weekend. We took Schultz to the doggy park, and he had a trail of spit hanging off his snout. A girl doggy came up to him and licked it off. Attractive!

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    1. hahaha true love right there
      Licking spit is so rare

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  27. I love the stay drunk all summer line at the end of your post, LOL; I can appreciate that. How odd without lightening the thunder came; it would be hard to imagine all the others that naturally seem to go together if they suddenly weren't there together.

    betty

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    1. Yeah be all screwed up in every way
      Better fill your rummer as not many a summer day

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  28. thunder with no lightning is highly suspect!

    dog that doesn't it it's own spit - brilliant.

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    1. Ego boost there
      Like being brilliant at my lair

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  29. May there never be a time
    here at your zoo
    when your words have no rhyme -
    that would cause a to do!

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    1. That it would
      Maybe for fun one day i should

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  30. orlin N cassie...two late ....de dead that wont die zombeez iz all reddy livin large N knot in charge in R houz....one look at R food serviss purrson in de AM & yur like....hole lee crapperz...what de H it bee ??

    :)

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  31. A book with no words? Really sad:(

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  32. A magazine with no ads,
    A dress with no plaids,
    Chocolate with no calories
    Paintings with no galleries.

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    1. I suppose there is some good
      From not pairing in ones hood

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  33. There was a big thunder storm that passed my way last night. Thunder shook the apartment buildings.

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    1. damn, earthquake in the sky
      with its thunder cry

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  34. Music without sound will be a silent night, smiles ~

    Hopefully the weather improves in your place ~ It has been rainy/cloudy here ~

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    1. Same here too
      You it would be strange to view

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  35. Good Evening,

    so many interesting thoughts on display
    one depends on the other in many ways
    what would love be without a heart
    or what would a heart be with no beat

    Some clever ones you have in view
    I enjoyed quite a few...

    A flame without a candle?
    A sneeze with no achoo?

    Your mind is amazing as it comes up
    with these rhymes..gets me every time

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    1. I always like to amaze
      As you come to gaze
      And yeah you just never know]
      How things will glow
      Or even if the will
      Maybe they will feel ill
      As one without the other takes place
      forgoing any pairing embrace

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  36. That was a lot like a power outrage!

    BTW, we never thought about EFM, we will have to look into it. There are power lines not too far from here. Thanks!

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    1. Yeah it is a thing they don't tell you about
      With their emf hiding shout

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  37. A bottle with no rum and a sneeze with no achoo--both terrible crimes ;)

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    1. Be up in arms
      Could raise some alarms

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  38. A phone with no signal... I think you just described my phone!!!
    I love to watch the lightning shows
    But soon it will be the winter snows...

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  39. Apple pie without some cheese
    Is like a kiss without a squeeze.

    That's a rhyme the Human's grandma always used to say!

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    1. haha not a bad one
      True enough to under ones sun

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  40. Thunderstorms are powerful, I don't mind them. But, I eventually do enjoy the rain.

    ....dhole

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    1. The rain can be nice too
      As long as it is warm when you view

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  41. Pat without cat??
    And cat without a rhyme??

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  42. All these things would seriously suck but I guess that's the point buddy haha!

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    1. That is the point
      I suppose at my joint

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