Thursday, September 12, 2013

Gone Wrong As They Sing Their Song!

Today we will see how they go wrong when they sing their same old song. I guess technically they are not the same, but they are far less tame. I still skip them either way. But I can still make fun at my bay.


Don't you want to drink,
Something that has the link,
Of taking a piss?
That is just something you can't miss.


And it's okay to be a thief,
Maybe even give subjects grief.
You just have to be king,
Plastic face and all at your wing.


Brains are overrated.
We'll get someone who's deflated.
That will sell a ton.
Haircuts are overrated under any sun.


This makes me pity the mutt.
We can't have that at any hut.
Too small to even sniff up a butt.
Poor guy is in a rut.


 They even declare it is okay to be a flasher.
Or maybe that's just a McDonald's trasher.
I'll go with the first one.
He looks the type for such a thing to be done.


Let's now take a moment to embrace,
The life of the double face.
One head is not enough.
It takes two to have the right stuff.


Is that redneck speak?
I'd never go near the creek.
Nothing will come to pass,
Up my little rhyming ass.


And yes let's spend money on money.
That will make things so sunny.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that,
I'd have shoe at my mat.


Makes you feel so safe.
I bet the seat surely does chafe.
At least they were able to get it off the ground.
I figured they would just tow it around.


And best of all help the NRA.
Don't buy clothes at your bay.
Just go out and buy a gun.
Don't be stupid, have fun.

See the cat can watch commercials to. Now you know what I get out of them at my zoo. Not a whole hell of a lot. At least the gun covered up things that may have been hot to trot. Now I am done with my commercial sass. So I will go protect my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

108 comments:

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    1. A straight #29
      It's divine!

      Hank

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    2. Hey Hank
      Let's celebrate
      Your run and my age....
      Are at the same stage
      LOL

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    3. haha bite my tongue
      Or my bell may get rung

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    4. Young Manzi
      Young lady
      Not even 30
      The best of age
      On the same stage!
      Let' celebrate,Yes!

      Hank

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    5. Suck up
      To the err umm young pup haha

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    6. Cat....hush your mouth. I'll take it. LOL

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    7. LOL the cat be quiet?
      Don't think he'd even try it

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  2. 'Brains are overrated' That's just hilarious
    Have the commercials all over, that's devious
    Yes, why not give it a shot
    When things are pretty hot
    We'll have some fun and games that's obvious

    Hank

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    1. haha fun and games
      Sure fan the flames
      Brains are gone
      Such a con
      But I won't name names

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  3. i'm so tempted to crash the shoe.
    just for fun.

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  4. ha. my ass opens about 6 am as well, after dinner has all night to build and....oh well better not, that freaky second face shot creeps me out...i hated those commercials

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    1. LOL knew you would go there
      Whole new meaning to facial hair

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    2. omg...what are we going to do with you, Brian? ha.

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    3. He is your twin
      Deal with him at your bin lol

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    4. he has better manners on his own blog!
      he comes here and acts like a hog.
      must be because the mrs can read there
      and these topics he wouldn't dare!
      hahaha.

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    5. hahaha see I provide at outlet at my sea
      He can come and be strange and merry

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    6. strange and merry? lol....
      oh, that just cracked me up...

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    7. haha all are welcome to be so here
      Even if somethings get an oh dear

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    1. Doesn't look impressed though
      From the show

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  6. A Redneck Airline,
    an open ass,
    a man with a gun
    naked under the sun.

    Now having two
    heads, that fills
    me with dread
    and that flashing clown
    just makes me frown.

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    1. Nothing to up your spirits today
      I guess you'll have to have a little gun play

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  7. What happens to Redneck Airlines when someone on the plane says 'Hey ya'll, watch this?'

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    1. They try and moon birds
      Who are at a loss for words
      They go suicidal and go in the planes blades
      Then the rednecks crash, going boom in the glades

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  8. Two faced head...
    for second opinion
    maybe that...

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  9. Cat, if I say I love the shoes
    Do you think I'm just a schmooz
    Or I opened the cabinet to the booze?
    A pair in a heartbeat I'd choose
    They'd keep me from the blues
    I may even wear them when I snooze
    I'll guard them when I read the news
    When I strut my stuff they'll call me fluze
    Even have the cash to pay my dues

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    1. Hmm you must be in the booze
      At least they look better than ooze
      And you will always be in luck
      Having more than a buck

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  10. Since I watch everything on DVR, commercials are never seen
    I know they need people to watch them, so maybe I'm being mean

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    1. Don't watch them at all
      At my hall
      Have no cable
      So they are just a fable

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  11. I forgot all about pepsi twist

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    1. Not something one needs to list
      It isn't missed

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  12. Love that McDonald's Sign
    Someone's ASS is very fine
    And seeing Ronald at Burger King
    buying a meal fit for a king.
    Brains definitely are over-rated
    by anyone that guy dated
    An airline pulling a trailer
    would freak out a sailor
    but a shoe made out of money
    would make my life sunny!

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    1. haha a money shoe
      Seems to be liked by a few
      Money and fine ass
      That would sure show class

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    2. Hahahaha
      ...Money and a fine ass...
      Every woman's dream
      That really would show class
      Cat knows how to make women beam

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    3. Damn I am good
      Get into sales I should

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  13. Too funny Pat! I always knew brains were over rated!

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  14. Is that a lime pissing in a pepsi? Seriously?

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    1. hahaha yep, that it is
      Such is the way of the commercial biz

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  15. I love that Redneck Airlines one. I bet when not flying, it's propped up on cinder blocks in someone's front yard.

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    1. haha wouldn't doubt that
      Probably a green screen and there it still sat

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  16. I watch most things on DVR BUT I still have a tendency to get caught up in the commercials. It frustrates my husband and he will grab the remote and say, "Remember we can fast forward through this crap." I can't help it, I get sucked into some of them. I haven' seem most of what you listed. I do know the caveman and two head commercials and I never understood them,can't even tell you what they are selling. Oh, and that poor dog's view lol

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    1. LOL poor mutt
      In a poor rut
      I'd grab the remote from you too
      And a fast forwarding would come due

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  17. Mechanical Training at the School of Duct Tape. ;)

    And lol at the shoe, you know, I wouldn't buy it, but I think it's kind of cool. :)

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    1. haha school of duct tape is cheap
      Those shoes could be hard to allow you to leap

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  18. That Burger King always was one scary-looking dude.

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  19. that car commercial with the face in the hair is so weird!

    I kinda miss the caveman ones. ha.

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    1. haha you like them dumb
      And your twin announces his bum
      Quite the pair
      At my lair

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  20. That McDonalds sign is totally cracking me up! I wouldn't want to go anywhere near that place, either!

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  21. You are in quite a mood today.

    I love the shoe made from coins. I wonder how long that took?
    I also miss the caveman one.

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    1. Probably took quite a while
      Has its own style

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  22. I have to admit I really liked the lime. I thinks it's awesome and fine.

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    1. Like to watch it pee
      To each their own at their sea

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  23. Ideas can strike from nowhere
    At your layer
    Glad to watch out the glare
    The cat has quite a flair

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  24. I would totally rock that shoe! Think I could get it all in quarters though?

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    1. haha be worth more
      So might cost extra to get to your shore

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  25. ha - smiles.. i wanna travel in that little mobile home behind the aircraft you know...smiles... and better clothes than a gun at my shore..

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    1. haha much is better than that
      You are crazy at your mat

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  26. orlin....

    dai$y saw de shoo...her called cassie.....all we hurd was..... shop til ya drop

    tell yur dad him better chek ta see if his charge o card iz still in site.....one round heer iz missin....

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    1. That card is hidden away
      Hekeeps our shopping at bay

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  27. I've obviously been missing out by fast forwarding through commercials.
    Um.
    Was that first one real?
    I'm very gullible. I'll believe anything you tell me. :)

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    1. Yep it was the real deal
      A bit old two spinning many time in the commercial reel

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  28. I hate that commercial with the double face. I just flip the channel when ads are on anyway.

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    1. Yeah double face is dumb
      But in harmony they can hum

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  29. Good one on the NRA. I HATE the double face commercial.

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    1. No one likes the double face
      Guess it needs to have its own place

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    1. Glad they are fun
      Even if strange, every one

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  31. Thank you for reminding me that TV I do not need
    for these are things that I would rather not heed
    Creepy, scary, and horrible to boot
    Makes me never want to buy any of their loot

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    1. haha yeah can't say I'd buy
      If these stupid things caught my eye

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  32. I'm rather late on this date
    some amusement at your gate
    brains that are overrated
    The McDonald's sign is a riot
    Open at 6am what time does it close
    I think I'll pass & go on diet
    those shoes are quiet the thrill
    make me richer than a penny loafer
    could cash it in for some bills
    would it pay for a chauffeur..
    to drive that mobile home around
    once it landed on the ground

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    1. Late isn't the norm
      Blame the storm
      Not sure what time is closing
      Probably when we are dosing
      Hmm you never know
      Could have a chaffeur all aglow
      But the mobile home you say?
      I'd rather go roll in hay

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    2. lol..no mobile home you say
      you don't want to travel
      from town to town..just
      roll around in the hay..lol..

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    3. lol that is the great plan
      One I am a fan
      Stay in one spot
      And roll a whole lot

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  33. The last one is so funny,ha..ha... ~ Have a good night Pat ~

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  34. Poor pup can't sniff a butt
    Or practice her doggie art.
    But don't worry, dear mutt.
    The old broad still may fart.

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    1. Catch a good wind
      Get a good sniff
      Except if she sinned
      And out comes more than a whiff

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  35. Oh, my heck. Some of those pictures were hilarious. I'll pass on the first one though.

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    1. haha yeah doesn't make you want to drink
      At any rink

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  36. Where do you come up with these pictures, all are winners; have to say though the one with the plane and the camper would indeed be a sight to see :)

    betty

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    1. haha yeah as long as one weren't in it
      It would be a hit

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  37. The dog has been telling me
    That at your cat-type sea
    TV shows get in the way of ads
    Ads and all the latest fads
    Ronald would like a Happy Meal
    Quite the thrill
    Yet Burger King
    Says go have a fling
    Check out Wendy's hot and juicy
    Slap them patties ever so loosely...

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    1. That sound dirty
      Maybe a bit flirty
      Shows in the way of ads?
      Yeah sounds about right with such fads

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  38. I miss the Burger King. He was a really, really awesome mascot in my opinion.

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    1. haha a big creepy though
      With his plastic show

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  39. omy Pat all these pics! I dont know which is more freaky! how you have time to find all these things??

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    1. The cat has plenty of time
      As he always wants to give a chime

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  40. lol crazy commercials. I'm kinda glad I miss most of them in Australia. We have our own crazy commercials though.

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    1. haha sure you do
      Be interesting to view

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  41. That image with the woman with another head in her hair creeps me out. What was that an ad for? Hairdresser?

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    1. Some car thing i think
      Drown the extra head in a sink

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  42. not sure what some ad agencies are thinking

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    1. Maybe they aren't thinking at all
      With their ad call

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  43. These are all so funny Pat, especially the wee guy peeing into the 7UP, funny advertisements.

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  44. Haha I hate commercials, too
    So I watch Netflix at my zoo
    Uninterrupted shows are more fun
    Than a stupid naked guy with a gun :)

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    1. haha yeah way more fun
      Although in some shows you may get a naked guy with a gun

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  45. sass commercials were so hilarious..
    they sound fun here.. but in reality they suck..

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    1. Yeah they suck
      All over, just our luck

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