Friday, September 27, 2013

How Does My Garden Grow? Now You Know!


In case you did not see by now with my headers that like to wow, they are as random as can be. One of the six will show randomly when you come to my sea. But this new one had to get its own post. All have to know how the litterbox err umm garden grows at the cat's coast.

Come for a stare,
Here at my lair.
You can see a garden of fame.
How many can you name?

The Gawker and his hawk,
Sit there and gawk.
Is he staring at my butt?
Boy, what a nut.

Numb Tongue is there,
With such flair.
Is she licking the ground?
She's as bad as a hound.

Santa Claus decided to show.
Oops, he has no Christmas bow.
That is just Grammar Nazi there.
Call him Santa and he may blare.

The blue guy was an easy pick.
Grumpy Goo isn't very slick.
Easy to point out.
May as well be a trout.

Speaking of animals on display.
Duckbill Sherry came out to play.
But if she starts to quack,
I'll bury her with Gloria at my shack.

A ninja wannabe for all to see,
Poor Alex isn't very stealthy.
He fell right in the hole.
Good thing being a ninja isn't his end goal.

Look at that drunk.
She is in a funk.
Poor Irish Air.
At least she looks like she doesn't have a care.

And last but not least.
There is the one eyed beast.
See, the cat told you so.
Old one eye has one whole eye at her show.

And if they get tired of looking at the cat,
Like whoever would get tired of that?
They can turn and have a peek,
At a scarecrow mooning all at my creek.

Damn, the cat is good here in his hood. A talking litterbox that can be understood, at least most of the time. I could charge a huge fee and get plenty a dime. Some were easier to do than others at my zoo, as they have pics on cue or a weird quirk that makes the cat smirk. But if you are desperate to be buried below the grass. It can be done by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

97 comments:

  1. It is often dubbed a garden of fame
    But it can be counted by any name
    But how many
    It's just crazy
    Can't be considered for just any game

    Hank

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    1. And of fame it can be
      Next time maybe even have thee

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    2. Will keep adding more
      To my shore

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  2. That banner deserved a post of it's own. :)

    It jumped right out at me, and it's awesome!

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    1. Yeah a great one that came due
      Had to give it a shout at my zoo

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  3. That banner is wondeful.

    I saw the Grumpy straight away...Ok being blue helps. And of course Anne!!

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    1. Yeah blue guy was easy as can be
      To spot at my sea

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  4. The autumn banner is great
    tell me how does your garden grow
    talking heads all aglow in a row
    just hope no one picks them
    and throws them in a crate
    hauling them away they go
    that would not be a good fate
    they are fun & bring mayhem
    cat would miss them at his gate

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    1. haha heads will roll
      If they take a stroll
      But don't worry your pretty little head
      They are well buried and won't suffer such dread lol

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  5. I'm planted in a cat's garden. I should say that out loud and freak out my co-workers.
    The new banners have been great, including this one!

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    1. haha yeah they'd give you a wtf look
      Definitely at your nook

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  6. Awesome banner!!!! Does the scarecrow have pumpkins for butt cheeks?

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    1. Yeah pumpkin butt cheeks
      Hopefully he leaves no streaks

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  7. Santa has appeared!!
    Too bad I haven't been nice this year
    Duckbill Sherry must have trouble eating
    I hope her hunger pains are fleeting

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    1. Yeah that must be hard
      But then she can snatch the bugs that crawl across the yard

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  8. Is this banner for Halloween, too?
    Lots of pumpkin heads at your zoo
    Even the scarecrow is scary
    This could get a bit hairy !!! :)

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    1. Didn't mean for it to be for halloween
      But it sure does paint such a scene

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  9. Banners come and banners go
    They really put on quite a show
    There's a scarecrow with a moon
    Is it Al or a real buffoon?

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    1. haha not Al at my sea
      But when can pretend it is with glee

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  10. Only dogs at my home, a poem about the Puggle:

    I have a Puggle
    I can snuggle
    And I call him Puggle

    A cute little dog
    As smart as a log
    And I call him Puggle

    He likes to dig in the yard
    Evan when the ground's hard
    And I call him Puggle

    He's as big as a horse
    Next to the wiener dogs, of course
    And I call him Puggle

    His name is Wille
    Wille Gnarl
    And I call him Puggle

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    1. haha sounds like a fun dog indeed
      To have at your feed
      Then cat likes them small
      As then he can chase them down the hall

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  11. I recognized them all last week
    when I came to have a peak.
    Thought you'd have Gloria in the ground
    with her head looking around. ha.
    And Blue, if you see this here,
    get well, please. We miss you, dear.
    :)

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    1. Wow you are great
      You recognized them last week at your gate?
      And it wasn't even started until Sunday
      And put up two days ago at my bay
      Wow look at you
      All the coffee is confusing you lol

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    2. ok..geesh. I saw them before
      and knew who they were.
      How's that?

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    3. haha better now
      A little less wow

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  12. heh you caught me, butts delight me, that scare crow is putting on a bum show, wow look how it grows, your garden grows some insane ways, always something for my eyes to gaze....

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    1. That scarecrow is having fun
      Showing off each bun
      Sure something to gawk at too
      Which should surely please you

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  13. I noticed the rotating banners AND the mooning scarecrow, couldn't miss that scarecrow lol

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    1. Scarecrow likes to show his rear
      Giving a cheer

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  14. "Call him Santa and he may blare." Yeah, "he" just might! :)

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  15. Hi Pat! Nice blog you have!

    Many greetings from a cat lover
    Peter

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  16. They are all great banners, but maybe it's because I am really feeling the season, I am really digging the autumn banner!

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    1. It is the season
      Sounds like a great reason

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  17. Fun banner!
    scarecrow a funnier
    all characters- blast,
    sure - not the last.

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    1. Still bury under the ground
      Can't make a sound

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  19. all we know
    the cat is lazy
    but Pat is really crazy
    always I think
    how is the thing?
    really he can Works
    with all these shows??

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    1. Can work easily at my sea
      Randomly hanging all from a tree
      Crazy as can be
      Fun for me

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  20. No Hanukah Harry?
    No Moe, Joe, or Larry?
    Perhaps they got scared
    When they sat and they stared.
    Without them it's better
    And a really great header

    xoRobyn

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    1. They ran from the moon
      Like a crazy loon
      Not wanting to get in the ground
      Like the garden at my pound

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  21. Perfect banner for the season.
    Lots to gawk at before freezin'

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    1. That there are
      Gawker can do it at my bar

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  22. I have noticed the banner pictures changing. Love seeing them all.

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  23. I thought something was up when I refreshed the page and the banner changed, I thought that I'd just caught you mid change haha, great rhymes Pat!

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    1. haha nope never caught me at all
      They randomly change at my hall

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  24. Ha! So cool my duck bill made it to the hall of fame! I'll try to keep my quacker quiet. Getting buried sounds like a cruel and unusual punishment!

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    1. haha stuck in the ground
      With your quacking sound

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  25. Dear Pat, one, cool, cool, cool cat! Peace.

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  26. Lovin this seasonal banner. Clever cat, I tip my hat!

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  27. I would convince the cat to learn how to use the toilet--there are videos on such. Otherwise, keep the scat and chase the cat.

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    1. haha then he'd pee on the seat
      That would not be neat

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  28. I thoght something was up with those headers, I thought I wAs seeing things...which happens around here!

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    1. haha nope all is fine
      At least of the blog of this feline

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  29. I have been told
    my garden would grow
    "if ya put some manure in it, man."
    But, wouldn't you know
    it's really not so.
    You see, I am only one man.

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    1. Manure man
      May need a tan
      At least you know
      It isn't so

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  30. How fun that you referenced Alex here!

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  31. How fun that you referenced Alex here!

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  32. My how your garden grows, quite a collection, but I didn't see any hoes? Very cute picture and nice rhyme, but I'm sure you hear that all the time :)

    betty

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    1. Hear it here and there
      At my lair
      A hoe might disturb them all
      Then they may give a cat call

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  33. You out did yourself with this banner. Love the scarecrow mooning all the heads. I see you are relaxing in it like a little farm boy.

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  34. Very cool think with your banner changing! I had no idea that was even a possibility.

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    1. Yeah took me a long time to figure out
      But now all are shown out and about

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  35. I'm always so confused when I come visit, as opposed to...okay, I'm confused most of the time.
    I like all of your headers.

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    1. haha confused as a way of life?
      My that must cause strife

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  36. That is one very well done header, heads and all

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  37. Yowza, the fun got even better...
    Now you've got a changeable header!
    How cool is this; how good is that?
    What a perfect place for a rhyming cat.

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    1. All around
      Many are found
      Changing in and out
      With each shout

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  38. Your banner changes
    Rearranges
    Now all you need to do
    At your zoo
    Is keep growing your garden
    I beg your pardon
    Ninja dude is here and there
    Now you mention him at your fair
    He says that one day
    You may
    Rhyme as good as the dog
    Once out of your fog

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    1. Pfft to the dog
      It eats a brown log
      The cat beats that
      Any day at his mat

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  39. Growing peep heads in a row
    Is pretty creepy I'll have you know
    When you hook 'em
    How will you cook 'em?
    In a stew? Will you make a brew?
    I haven't a clue
    If they're even good for you!

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    1. haha brains are supposed to be good
      At least from animals in ones hood
      So maybe from heads they will be grand
      After I dig them up in my land

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  40. That scarecrow may be a little hidden over there

    but he does give more than birds a scare.

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    1. Glad you like the heads
      Tucked in their garden beds

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  42. Very awesome banner with a rockin' rhyme to go with it!

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  43. The cat looks chuffed with his latest banner
    His eyes half-closed in a satisfied manner!

    A posterior extremity on display, for everyone to behold.
    No mercy for poor old scarecrow's butt - out there in the cold!
    LOL

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    1. LOL poor scarecrow butt
      Might get frostbite or eaten by a mutt

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  44. Now I know six headers you show
    Five I've seen, really keen
    Refresh again and one more time
    Nope still haven't seen all your rhyme

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    1. They are there
      More will come to my lair
      As away I go
      At my show

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