Monday, September 9, 2013

It's A Sign That's Not So Divine!

The cat was out and about and saw a sign or two that came into view. So now he has to share them all with you. I hope some of them aren't true.


 I bet that gift shop,
Really goes pop.
Many females may dig,
If they are so big.


Well at least you know,
Where to go.
If you are dumb,
And drive with rum.


 A good thing to keep in mind.
Or a gun you may find.
Right to your head.
Should have stayed in bed.


Tell me how you really feel?
Could spin a wheel.
Complete jack ass,
Could make a pass.


Will I need a new car?
Will my door be ajar?
Or will I just be dead,
With lots of lead?


What the duck?
That is just my luck.
I went one way.
Which one? Not telling at my bay.


Now that is the opposite we are told.
Told to avoid that thing of gold.
Oh wait!
You mean my souls fate.


Hmmm so I guess mimes don't count?
They have to pay the full parking amount?
They may flip you off.
You may even make them cough.


Damn, I looked at it.
Isn't that some spit.
I want the Spanish one.
Then I can say I don't understand when something illegal is done.
 

Well that is helpful, thanks!
You are as great as banks.
So I need to go in front of the back?
You better not lie at your shack.

Now you know that when these great pieces of artwork show, you can follow the rules or just sit and watch them confuse fools. Next they will make a sign for bass trying to tell me not to eat them with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

92 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Now No.#26
      Nothing's fixed!

      Hank

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    2. Hank you are on a roll
      I was up early and tried
      to give it a whirl but,
      you are here once again
      at the cat's bin as #1

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    3. Truedessa is trying to end your streak
      Better send her up the creek haha

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  2. Odd looking signs were hilarious
    They appeared dumb that's obvious
    Were they meant as jokes
    For all kinds of folks
    Sure made them all delirious!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah had to be jokes for some
      Or drunk on the rum
      Either way fun
      To be done
      And give a hum

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  3. Signs confuse me when I drive
    To figure out, Oh man alive
    The one-way sign says take your pick
    Into traffic, what a trick
    Maybe I'll just take the bus
    And let the driver tend to the fuss

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    1. Yeah can be a pain
      Take a train
      Or have a ball
      And skip it all
      Board a plane
      Or ride a great dane

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  4. LOL for all of these signs.

    I bet Big Dick's does great business. Can't stop laughing at that one.
    If I were that Big Dick, I think I would change my name! LOL.

    And the 'complete idiot sign' with the spelling error!!

    And the back door sign had me coming and going!!

    What a great beginning to my day!!

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    1. LOL yeah Big Dick's
      Must get some tricks
      I noticed the error too
      But made it more fun in view

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  5. The complete idiot one is awesome!!! I want a flashing sign for the back of my car that says that.

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    1. haha that would be great
      Stick it right above the license plate

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  6. Not a good idea near a prison to pick up hitchhikers
    Or bad ass looking bikers
    I would figure out which "one way" it is by flipping a coin
    It's like playing Russian Roulette, anyone wanna join?

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    1. Hmmm safer than russian roulette maybe
      Still be a sight to see
      I'd just watch though
      Be quite the show

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  7. Hahahahah.... great signs. Love the first one. I bet that guy put a lot of thought into that sign.

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    1. haha I bet he did too
      Name play coming due

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  8. Love the road sign with the grammar error. I guess that's a road crew for you. ha.

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    1. haha or they felt stupid drivers can't read anyway
      So did not care about their spelling display

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    2. Don't really think they put that much thought into it. lol...

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    3. haha yeah probably not
      Just wanted the idiots to rot

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  9. Funny - the sign in Spanish,
    when signs are red -
    we post new 'bread'

    Whenever go - do it slow
    you'll notice other cars -
    the One way to go

    now I have to go...

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    1. Red or blue
      Could mean a different view
      Yeah unless the others are wrong
      Then be like ping pong

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  10. These are great. A friend of ours posted this on her blog before, but here in CO there's a shop on the side of the road that sells fresh elk meat and nuts they grew themselves. However, they didn't really think about their sign placement...

    Get your Elk Nuts here!

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    1. haha I recall that somewhere
      They really need an "and" at their lair

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    1. haha be fun to have one
      Showing under my sun

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  12. Oh, these were great and I am thinking Big Dick isn't married because I would hope his wife would tell him the sign needs to go lol

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    1. Yeah it would have to be done
      Or Big Dick would be snip snip a ton

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  13. Those are ridiculous! Can't they even spell, "you're" correctly? :0)

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    1. haha at least they got idiot though
      With their sign show

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  14. I've actually seen that hitchhiker sign! Totally the real deal.

    And I'm seriously laughing... can't get past that first one... oh dear...

    LOL!

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  15. "You won't need a lawyer" is quite a threat.
    Not many takers, on that that I'll bet.
    A bullet, a blade, or poison gas,
    I wonder what means will fry our ass?
    It's a sign of the times when billboards flaunt crimes.
    Hey, what do you know, that actually rhymes!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yeah rhymed right away
      Sure on even more today
      Would not want to find out
      Could try and beat me to death with trout

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  16. Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
    Messin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

    Great Song and Funny Signs :)

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    1. Great song indeed
      Can just listen and don't have to read

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  17. That first sign is absolutely the best! LOL
    I keep going back to read it, it just gets more funny every time...
    :)

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    1. haha yeah it was fun when found
      At to show it off at my ground

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    1. Have to pick
      Hopefully things will click

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  19. Dickin Cider makes a great sign
    And lots of people stand in line
    To go to a Test*cle Festival y'know;
    Betcha the cat would go!

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    1. He needs a snip snip reversal too
      May go to such a zoo

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  20. The language sign would warp the mind of some philosophical lunatic

    at least a good bit

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    1. Yeah that it would
      Wonder if it would even be understood

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    1. Glad I could provide
      With my sign ride

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  22. These are hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

    Loved the complete idiot sign! Road Rage anyone?

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    1. haha road rage
      Or loons let out of their cage

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  23. These are all hilarious but your witty and clever responses actually enhance the hilarity of this post even more, brilliant job Pat, it's a sign of the times that these signs are so funny they make good rhymes.

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    1. Yeah they make for a grand mime
      And not to use them would be a crime

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  24. Loved that grammatical error on the "idiot" sign, but those were all great!

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    1. Knew grammar nazi would get that one
      They were fun to give a run

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  25. The next big city over from us is a prison town. My oldest was already moved out and on his own when I moved to Michigan. His first visit here, he said, 'Mom, you moved to a place that says not to pick up hitchikers, come on!' HAHAHAHAHA

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    1. LOL well at least you are warned I suppose
      Run over their toes

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  26. Oh those are too funny. I've seen a couple of pranks where a guy will stand near the correctional facility ahead sign wearing an orange jump suit and chains and try to hitch hike. The funniest thing is when the cops show up and he has to explain he has a camera crew and it's just a prank.

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    1. hahaha oh that must suck
      Cops show up and he's out of luck

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  27. As you go
    In a row
    Finding all of them...one to ten
    there are sure more idiocies in life then
    Watching the rotating fan
    Going bare in the month of Jan
    Reading in between lines
    Comprehending inexplicable signs

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    1. In between one can see
      Much around the tree
      But in and out
      One can shout
      And within
      Comes the win

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  28. orlin N cassie....theeze bee hilariouz !!!
    thanx for de laff ona monday !!

    :)

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    1. Yeah they were fun
      Glad I got a laugh under my sun

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  29. haha i love the dont pick up hitchhikers by the correctional facility...halfway inn, oh my, give it all and you might..wait, i cant say that, this is a cat friendly program, my the signs of the times eh?

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    1. haha cat friendly, you?
      This must be the G nighttime gawker at my zoo

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  30. These were great. I kept changing my favorite but I think its a toss up between the idiot sign and the one way.

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    1. They were good ones
      Idiots can be found by the tons

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  31. Oh, my gosh! I don't think I'll be able to stop laughing!!! What an awesome collection! Good eye!

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    1. Found them around
      Knew I had to use them at my ground

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  32. And the sign said
    Get out of bed
    Drop your pants here
    Never fear
    Dry cleaning your clothes
    Can get up your nose


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    1. Unless in a rush
      And you don't flush
      Then your clothes
      May melt a nose

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  33. These signs were all cute, and the rhymes so cute; makes me want to watch out for signs of my own so I can have my own hoot :)

    betty

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    1. haha never know what you will see
      Hanging from a tree

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  34. Those are some great signs. We just have the same boring ones here. :(

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    1. Need to spice it up a bit
      Make one of your own out of kitty umm spit

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  35. We want to stay alive
    So we don't drink and drive
    We hope that it's clear
    That this includes beer
    And no matter how fine
    It even means wine

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    1. None of that here
      Even when sitting on my rear

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  36. The idiot one made me cringe because that person doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

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    1. Your and You're can be so tough
      Adding a ' and e is just rough haha

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  37. lol, there is awesomeness in that last sign.

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  38. Don't think I'll be shopping at big dicks

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  39. These are funny at your shore
    your posts are never a bore
    the first one reminds me of
    a restaurant in Delaware
    Crabby Dick's let me tell
    you the T-shirts where a hit
    still laughing over the picks
    had to go there you know


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    1. haha go there all youlike
      Take that hike
      T-shirts of Crabby Dicks
      Could Bring about some adjoining clicks

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  40. Too many to choose which I liked best
    I really enjoyed your sign fest

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    1. Glad you did
      Next time I'll show one of a squid

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  41. Don't pick up hitchhiker warning near a max prison haha. Beware of scary looking tattooed guys with shanks, they are not hitching to the latest rock concert.

    Warning, do not bend over in shower. Do not pick up soap.

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    1. Do not even go near
      Protect your rear
      Might lose an ear
      Run in fear

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  42. So does the cat know
    Where to go--
    Front or back
    At your shack?
    Boy, those signs are confusing
    But surely amusing! :)

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    1. Yeah they can confuse
      And brain abuse
      The cat just picks one
      And away he will run

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