Thursday, September 26, 2013

Pound Sand Tunes Up The Band!

If the cat has an "accident" after this becomes known with its catchy tone, don't believe it one bit. They just could not take my wit. The cat may have to hide away. Those men in black may come to my bay.

Thanks to dVerse a few weeks back,
I went all crass at my shack.
Pound sand up your ass came due,
Which confused a few.

Where did it come from?
Who would do such a thing to their bum?
Who would even think of it?
Can't tell you one bit.

But I can make it well known,
With a brand new tone.
I'll throw all a bone.
Dog reference, groan.

Could be in the top 40 soon,
With my catchy tune.
Or be told to pound sand,
But getting hate can be grand.

So without further adieu,
The cat presents to you,
A way to never forget in your land,
The meaning of Pound Sand.



So how was that? Should I be afraid at my mat? The cat will have to hide under the bed. dVerse is totally to blame for what I said. But one word was spelled wrong, so that nulls the song. The men in black do not need to trespass and bother my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

88 comments:

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    1. Straight with #43
      Was plain lucky!
      Came 5 mins late!
      But just made it!

      Hank

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    2. Helps when there is no competition.

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    3. Slower through the end of the week
      So one can keep their streak

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    4. Alex,
      Yes, no competition
      Something's does function
      Only lately this is happening
      Wonder what's cooking!

      Hank

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    5. Slow days happen for a while this time of year
      October things usually pick up, have no fear

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  2. May get top #40 with that catchy tune
    Well no doubt it may just turn out a boon
    With a good band
    With pound sand
    Can stack up good returns anytime soon

    Hank

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    1. Returns would be nice
      Could get quite the price

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  3. Now I get the Pound Sand bit! Funny tune. They rhyme like you do.

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    1. Pound Sand can be gotten all around
      Thanks to my rhyming with sound

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  4. Premium wrong doesn't nullify the song, just the video! I liked the song, but it was a little...long! LOL You rock...

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    1. Yeah I saw that after it was done
      Pfft screw it under my sun
      Glad I can rock
      The cat will send you a stinky sock

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  5. Now, this is one funny tune and all so true
    they may think you're crass with sass
    nice catchy beat, watch those sweets
    had me singing right along with you
    you're one of a kind in your own class
    if they don't like it they can pound sand

    A catchy tune with a message..would like
    to see it fly off the wall, with many views

    Hope you have a great day Pat & his rhyming cat

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    1. PS - Love the new autumn header
      with all those followers growing in your
      garden..very entertaining...

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    2. Was in a mood
      So I went all rude
      And a bit crude
      With some attitude
      But was fun to do
      Here at my zoo
      Singing right along
      Can do no wrong
      And yep very true
      But to those with their head out of the sand, nothing new

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    3. You need to move this tune
      push it out to the masses
      let more people hear it soon
      Turn up the volume blast it

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    4. Gonna have to try
      To reach it upon high
      Tell all the masses
      To pound sand up their asses lol

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  6. Love that song!! Really has a catchy beat & a message even. I'll be humming it today here at my bay. Thank you for beginning my day in such a tuneful way.

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    1. No problem at all
      Was a fun one at my hall
      It is good to hum
      You wouldn't want to repeat the words and tell a stranger accidentally to pound sand up their bum lol

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  7. Pat is short for Pat-riot
    As in knights of Camelot
    Ring the bell blow the whistle
    A very weighty day's epistle

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    1. haha do I get a round table too?
      Be nice if it was brand spankin new

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  8. ha. ok, i hear you....my ass feels a bit better, thinking bout not the reverse pass of what makes glass, but you just might hit it big time with this...hehe

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    1. haha be nice to get the big time
      Glad you ass is sublime haha

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  9. A catchy tune AND a funny, well thought out message? It'll never see radio play. Have you tried dumbing it down and using the same monotone beat over and over again? That seems to work better...

    (No, really, it's great, though)

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    1. Not really going for radio play
      Just ranting away at my bay
      And going for fun
      Wouldn't know the first thing about the beat under my sun haha

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  10. I'm sitting here eating a piece of sugar-laden coffee cake, enjoying every bite.
    No, you will not ruin for me. I'm washing it down with caffeine, too!
    Sugar and caffeine and probably added fat. Yum. And if you don't like it,
    you know what you can pound! lol....

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    1. and no, that didn't rhyme. Don't like it? You can...well, you know....
      hahahaha....

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    2. Geez you couldn't even rhyme
      See what that sugar does to your chime?
      Well that is fine by me
      Just don't say I didn't warn you when you are in an adult diaper at your sea hahahaha

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    3. I'm healthier than you
      with my sugar/caffeine brew.
      lol....

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    4. haha that is true
      Plus you're to caffeinated up to notice anyway at your zoo

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    5. So true. 12 cups down already at my zoo. :) Now I shall buzz around and do my chores.
      Might even dust the doors. lol....

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    6. 12 cups already you say?
      Holy Crap, a coffee machine at your bay

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    7. One pot only.
      Now I'll drink water solely.
      Maybe some green tea
      since it's healthy.
      lol....

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    8. lol nettle tea is all I drink
      If in tea I tend to sink
      Usually just water though
      Still 12 cups, whoa

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    9. Yes, 12 cups. You should try it at your pasture.
      It would make you rhyme faster!
      lol....

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    10. lol I`d probably be dead
      So hyper I`d trip and whack my head

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    11. I'm not hyper...
      just chipper.
      ha.

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    12. haha I would be more than that
      You must have a high tolerance at your mat

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  11. Santa will take my fears

    as long as he doesn't give me tears

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    1. haha may not be jolly
      Unless your name is Holly

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  12. Is this a one hit wonder?
    Before it goes under?
    And I like the new header
    I liked the old one too, but this one is better

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    1. Who knows
      Sure more flows
      Will come due
      Many headers in view

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  13. Crap. Another video I can't watch at the library...

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    1. That library sucks indeed
      There at your feed

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  14. Oh,I loved it,nothing like shaking up my thoughts first thing in the morning,sometimes you just have to take a good hard look at things :)

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    1. haha and make fun of them too
      Which I can easily do

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    2. It is important to be able to laugh at ourselves at times and humor is a great way to bring some hard to talk about things to light, I really liked the video, it touched on many of today's issues and in a short amount of time, I mean under five minutes you nailed a ton of issues.

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    3. Yeah tried to get as many in as I could in under five
      Could have ranted away for longer though at my hive

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  15. My grandfather is looking down, clapping his hands and tapping his foot to one of his all-time favorite sayings put to song, lol

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    1. lol even making all above have fun
      What the cat can do under his sun

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  16. I foresee this being #1 on Itunes in the near future! Very catchy tune. Has a bit of a Green Day vibe about it :)

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    1. Be fun to be number one
      The cat`s ego would rise a ton

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  17. Watch out, cat, the MIB will be watching you.
    This rant called them out with all you knew
    they will think you're an evil spy
    and never believe you're an average guy
    it may be you stranded on a beach
    just out of the public's reach

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    1. Let them watch the cat
      They get too close at my mat
      And they`ll have mud in their eye
      Except it won`t be mud they spy

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  18. Hey, we can boogie on to that tune!

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    1. Boogie around
      But don`t attract a hound

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  19. Alas, you've really outdone your little rhyming sand filled ass.
    It's silly and it's crass
    But I'll go and try with a bass
    to pound sand up my ass.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha good luck with that
      There at your mat

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  20. orlin N cassie...

    WE LOVES IT :) AWESUM JOB.... WHEN WILL IT BEE AVAIL A BULL ON EYE TOONZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hay; heerz two a grate week oh end ta all, eat plentee oh pie N donuts !!

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    1. haha not sure on that
      Will have to ask lazy Pat

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  21. I hate this new comment box
    Caught me twice now in my socks
    What's a girl to do
    Video and audio blocked at the work zoo
    But header too small to see
    When viewing from the iPhone 3
    At least this time, your header I see
    Very creative stuff coming from thee

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    1. Had to scroll back through time
      To see the headers with each rhyme
      Still love the library one best
      But the one with all your buddies is certainly a fest!

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    2. iphone doesn't work
      That is not a perk
      Yeah headers surround
      As 6 are now found

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  22. That one's sure to be a hit. I'll be listening for it on the radio:)

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    1. haha that would be grand
      Here the radio tune up the band

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  23. This little rhyming ass is not so crass. You have a winner in you!

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    1. Winner you say
      That would be grand at my bay

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  24. I dont know what happens with comments I write and after nothing!
    This R is the same that coming times ago??

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    1. Hmm I checked spam and you aren't there
      Maybe you don't hit publish hard enough at my lair lol
      Hmm don't know
      But I would presume so

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    2. Ha at last Im not in spam, only Im bury!

      Yes I thinks is the same only more laconic lol

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    3. LOL maybe he/she/it is more iconic
      Too bad you couldn't get out of the dirt with a tonic

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  25. The Ramones? The Circle Jerks? Bad Brains? Minor Threat? Echo & the Bunnymen? The Jam? The Slickee Boys? Pixies? And Pat Hatt! Its all good!

    (And best yet, the mom got to mention some of her favorite bands in a comment!)

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    1. The ramones are great
      To them at least we can relate

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    2. The others are too! But you may not have heard of Bad Brains, Minor Threat & The Slickee Boys. They are the best of the local DC bands.

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  26. I am reminded of reasons why I hate the beach.

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  27. The Human said she all *tired* and isn't going to watch a 5-minute video. She says I can come watch it after she goes to bed. I dunno if that's gonna work out though. Hmmm. Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs--it all comes down to that every damn day.

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    1. The human is tired?
      Tell her she's fired

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  28. This really made me laugh Pat, funny post as usual.

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  29. I had never heard this saying until I met my Husband and heard him say it. Not to me of course or he would have more than sand up his asssssss.

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    1. hahaha good thing indeed
      You'd fill it with bird seed

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