Tuesday, October 22, 2013

A dVerse Mash That Is Quite The Bash!

So today for dVerse it seems those that are hit with some bad guy curse, want to come out and play. And they would not leave my bay. So I gave them all fleas and away they did breeze.

First came the Shredder.
He had a doubleheader.
Carrying some brain thing.
Krang was all it could sing.

Then there was a zombie lurking.
It left the cat smirking.
For it had clean feet,
As it hobbled down the street.

Next was some vampire.
I knew the situation was not dire.
When it brushed Lady and the Tramp.
So on my neck it did not clamp.

A pirate came due.
He wanted the loot at my zoo.
But I just kicked out his peg leg,
And no longer did he beg.

Then came some cackling witch.
She sure deserved to itch.
Running her mouth about some apple.
Drown her in Snapple.

Then came a Bush.
I wanted to give him a push,
Right in front of a car.
But I just sent fleas from afar.

Another Shredder was in sight.
I bet there was going to be a fight.
But all they did was shake.
Shredder #2 looked like he just ate cake.

Some thing with robot eyes,
Next gave some scary cries.
But I took his batteries away,
No longer did it bother my bay.

Then came the worst of all.
A dog tried to get into my stall.
No, not even a real mutt.
It was was a human cross at my hut.

After that I slammed the door.
I did not want to see anymore.
A human and a dog.
What next? A cute fluffy hog?

It has been a while since I wrote this one under my rhyming sun. For it has been stuck in draft for almost a year, had to wait for the next Halloween to draw near. Saw these creepy things last year. They were something to fear. Especially cake face who wanted an embrace. No way is that coming to pass. I scurried away with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

105 comments:

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    1. Treading a fine line
      Without break # 69!

      Hank

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    2. Alone today
      Waffles must have went astray

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  2. They came in all shapes and sizes
    Each beaming and throwing the dice
    Best to ignore
    Just as before
    They then go headless just as the 3 blind mice

    Hank

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    1. haha that would be fun to see
      Headless mice on a spree

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  3. If the dog was a Plushie or Furrie, I'd be very afraid...
    Video was a big hit yesterday! There was some debate as to whether Mini-Alex was buried or ripped in half. You'll have to confirm which ending is correct! (Never thought I'd say this, but hopefully I was buried...)

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    1. Yes a furry I would avoid
      Those make me paranoid
      hahahahaha nope, you weren't ripped in half at all
      I dug a big hole and buried mini alex at my hall
      Then threw him in the trash after that though
      No way was he sanitary after that show

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  4. The sight that I would like to see
    When knocking out the pirate's tree
    I can hear the jingle jangle
    As pieces of eight they did tangle

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    1. They would sure swear
      Without a care
      But as they beg
      Once more kick out the peg

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  5. You kicked out the peg leg of the poor little pirate who was just asking for 'loot', LOL.
    So...if you wrote this last year after you scared all the 'little monsters' away, maybe they won't be back this year!

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    1. haha I won't be going near
      Any little monsters this year
      I did kick out the peg leg though
      But it was fake and I knew the monster at my show

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  6. Trick or treat
    You liked to meet
    This actual dog
    Who leaves you a log
    Slip on that
    Pat in the Hatt.....

    Pawsitive wishes
    And fancy dishes
    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
    Pawing the peeboard from afar....

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    1. Pfft I have no fear
      Of a log coming near
      As long as you are around
      You'll eat it like a good little hound

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  7. Perfect for Halloween! Glad to read your rhymes again.

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  8. I noticed Bush has a capital letter, so my first thought was political...then I remembered you are in Canada and could prolly care less. :)

    Fun rhymetime today! :)

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    1. Yes, he had a bush mask on
      So it was a tad political at my lawn
      Not that I care
      Just was aware

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  9. so, does Pat pass out candy to the little kiddies there?
    or do they know you'd give them a scare?
    new place this time...
    their ignorance may be sublime!
    And no giving out nettle tea bags.
    that just might make them gag.
    hahahaha.....

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    1. haha I handed them out at another shore
      So they could go explore
      At my place the lights are off
      And no matter how much they scoff
      No one is home
      Nettle could make them never again come to roam

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    2. Not even a trick,
      like a little pin prick?
      When our candy is gone,
      the porch light sings it's last song.
      ha.

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    3. Nah, no little trick
      On the kiddies I don't pick
      They may pick their nose and fling it at me
      That would scare my ocd lol

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  10. They gone - so alright!
    From the other side-
    Who are you gonna fight...
    Very cute write. :)

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    1. haha no need to fight
      I'll make them take flight

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  11. ha when we lived in florida one year....we had all the kids from the field pickers show up in a panel truck....almost 200 kids....lots of variety....sorry i am not rhyming this morning...i will be better tomorrow...

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    1. Off today
      At my bay
      And 200 at once you say
      Wow, you must have had a ton of candy on display

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  12. You kicked a pirate out?
    I bet he gave you quite a shout
    Those lurking zombies pack a dangerous bite
    Sure to fill the toughest man with fright

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    1. Yeah those zombies are scary
      But this one was rather hairy

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  13. Bushes and dogs,
    mutts and hogs,
    are all fine you see?

    But witches and goblins,
    and pirates a' hoblin
    are more scary to me!

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    1. Well most of the top
      Are find to go plop
      But some are scary
      Could be way too hairy lol

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  14. Well a dog at your bay
    could certainly make your day!!
    Smiles.

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    1. haha could scare the cat
      Or he`d have fun with the dingbat

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  15. I like to see the kids all dressed up but a little space alien scared the crap out of me once!

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    1. haha they bring the probe though
      No wonder you were scared at your show

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  16. I get to see all kinds too Pat ~ But the kids are really cute in their outfits, no matter
    how ridiculous it may be ~ Its all for fun anyway ~

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    1. haha yeah they are indeed
      But the cat still doesn't think so at our feed

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  17. Dear Pat, yesterday I bought my Halloween candy for the ghosts and goblins, cats, dogs, and humans! And today I read your knock-on-the-door parade of goolies. My favorite stanza was the following:

    Next was some vampire.
    I knew the situation was not dire.
    When it brushed Lady and the Tramp.
    So on my neck it did not clamp.

    The reason I so liked this is because in today's paper, a movie critic reviewed the new Vampire television show that is airing tonight and said, "This handsome new Dracula gets points for style, but he needs to go for the jugular more often." Peace.

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    1. haha all in sync today
      Here at my bay
      Won't be watching that show
      Vampires have to go

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  18. I think it's funny you've had this in draft for a year. You're a very patient man, Pat.

    I've been drinking a bunch of Snapple. I guess that means I'm safe from the cackling witch!

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    1. haha yeah sitting there
      Annoying the ocd at my lair
      Wanted to run
      But waited under my sun
      No witches for you
      Of course they'd be afraid anyway of your one eyed view

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    2. You just had to take it there, calling me one-eyed. I'm glad your OCD got all wound up. ha ha

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    3. haha the cat can't stop
      As out your one eye does pop

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  19. You saw a witch?
    Her name did she tell?
    Hmm..which witch was which?
    Hillary or Michelle?

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    1. Quite the mix
      Bag of tricks
      But in the end
      Oprah won the trend

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  20. Halloween is the best time of year. The creepier the better.

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  21. 'But I just sent fleas from afar.'

    :)

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    1. The fleas I'll mail back
      With some added at my shack

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  22. Pirate must had some trouble getting to the zoo

    no parking spots for ships are due

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    1. Yeah they'd have to float
      Their rather big boat

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  23. Just imagine Captain Hook making it through NSA to catch a plane. Ancient Pirates' lives much not be much fun in these modern days.

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    1. No, they would not be fun at all
      They'd sure have no wanted posters on a wall
      All would be caught
      With their plot

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  24. Yay Halloween stuff!
    I'm definitely going to drown a witch in Snapple if one tries to get me and I think I might just be very surprised to see a zombie with clean feet. Hahaha! Nice rhyme!

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    1. haha clean zombie feet
      Deserve a treat

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  25. That's a long time to have a draft sitting around. You are a patient cat! Yay for Halloween - the best time of year!

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    1. haha patient I can be
      Even if it did annoy me

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  26. Pirates are often seen
    at Halloween!


    Hey look I can rhyme.
    It's a pretty fun way to spend my time.


    Now I feel so smart.
    It is like an art!

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    1. haha look at you go
      Sure got the flow

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  27. I do so enjoy your site, always come away feeling happy.
    Yvonne.

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  28. Seeing which costumes people choose is one of the most fun things about Halloween! Even if they aren't too original lol

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    1. yeah some run together
      But they have fun in any weather

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  29. Always enjoy your work, Pat
    I love the new pic on the top of your page
    I could hardly look away
    What a sight to look at

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    1. Which one was that
      Like 6 at my mat haha

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  30. No one shows up at my door, and if they did, I wouldn't give the little beggars candy, I'd give them a comic book!

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    1. Comic book beats candy
      Way more handy

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  31. I'm glad I came.
    You are to blame
    for keeping me
    from my laundry.

    ;)

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    1. haha no clean clothes
      That must cause woes

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  32. :) Yes....it's almost Halloween and your piece was fun :)

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  33. orlin N cassie...we canna blame ya...itz one thing for a dawg ta come up ringin de bell wantin canned goods

    but kids....wantin candee....come on....like what.... !!!

    N tell yur dad even if it did take him 20 yeerz ta finish thiz peace it turned out grate :)

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    1. haha not quite 20 years
      But yep they cause fears
      Run away
      Until they go to another bay

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  34. Oh, Pat, you are good
    A poem like this,
    I knew you would.

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    1. And so I did
      About the dressed up kid

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  35. So you had a bash
    a monster mash
    they came to your land
    put out their hands
    chanting trick or treat
    look no zombie feet..
    a pirate you say what a day
    should have jumped on that ship
    sailed away to bora bora bay...
    a bag of candy tis his pay..

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    1. That we be grand
      I'd stop by your land
      Then you can hop on
      And we'd sail until dawn
      Reaching bora bora's shore
      Ready to explore

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    2. Sounds like a plan
      come pick me up
      hoist the sails and
      away we go sailing
      the emerald sea my
      captain and me..heehee

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    3. Will be there soon
      Under the moon

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  36. Such fun! Love the little goblins, they were little weren't they? Not the adult type at a masquerade ball. Not as much fun!

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    1. No, they were little ones
      The adult ones would have gave me the runs

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  37. Some pretty scary critters at your bay. Wonder what will come this year?

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    1. None I bet
      As Pat will stay home with the pet

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  38. Fleas as a weapon! We never would have thought of it! Not only that, its better to pass out fleas at Howl-O-Ween than candy cause its better for the kids teeth. We like it!

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    1. haha saving teeth everywhere
      The things I do at my lair

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  39. Halloween? I'm not a fan.
    In fact, I think it's a mess.
    I worry that the Human will plan
    To put me into some damn dress.

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    1. haha ohhh yes worry away
      Run and hide at your bay

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  40. I am surprised to see the way you write the poems. It is really good.

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  41. It had been a long time since I've seen you write something like this Pat, good all the same.

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    1. Been a while
      Since I went the kiddie mile

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  42. You've given me a clue or two
    Of how to handle TorTs at my zoo
    Come next week when the crew
    Comes a beggin' for sweet stew
    Maybe I could write a post, too
    And be as entertaining as you!

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    1. haha you just never know
      Write away at your show

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  43. i wish i had enough snapple to drown in it!

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    1. haha not enough in the world
      Must leave your toes curled

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