Tuesday, October 15, 2013

A dVerse Pose Of The Rose!

The cat decided to play ring around the rosey today here at his bay. A rose between two thorns at his sea. Yep, so sweet unlike Pat and Cassie. I think I just threw up in my mouth there. Bah, just another hairball at our lair.

A rose has power,
Such a flower.
If I guy has it,
You know he did something to get in shit.

Good for the cat,
Also at his mat.
Makes a nice snack,
Flavor it doesn't lack.

Comes in colors too.
Not just red at ones zoo.
Can even pull a trick,
Leaving wounds to lick.

A person you hate,
At your gate.
Buy a thorny one,
And give it to them under your sun.

Stab them right in the heart.
Or some other part.
Damn, aren't you good,
There in your hood?

Or for those not snip snip,
Can send one for a trip.
Noises that do not delight the cat.
Kinda sound like an annoying gnat.

Went to the gutter.
But you closed the shutter.
What do you expect?
Not hard to detect.

And as around you putter,
They won't for long clutter.
Dead in no time.
Such a crime.

Buy something that dies,
To hear umm cries.
My, what you humans do,
Just for a screw.

This was dVerse and dirty.
At least the cat isn't flirty.
I smell like a rose,
And not like zombie toes.

In blogland roses seem to be everywhere and I just had to give them a go at my lair. Can't be left out of the rosey fun. Now I am done. I will rise above the rose at my grass and still be a rosey little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Through to # 62
      All so true!

      Hank

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    2. Waffles trying to stop
      Making it flop

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  2. Being second sucks, but this post most certainly doesn't! Giving R a run for my money, wouldn't that be funny

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    1. haha give R a go
      Once in a while he doe show

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  3. I guess I've been flying by too fast to notice the roses. Or stop and smell them anyway.

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    1. Well as long as you get things done
      Fly away under your sun

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  4. Aww, cynical! You can give someone roses for lots of different reasons. And, they're going to die anyway...why not spread the love? :)

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    1. haha cynical is more fun for me though
      I suppose if they are going to die anyway let them show

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  5. Makes me remember the times I got roses....
    But actually I like violets and tulips
    And even a clump of basil better....
    And they keep giving and giving
    And don't die at the end of the season...
    Smiles

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    1. haha yeah that would be better to happen
      Maybe the roses didn't die, just nappin

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  6. i need to stop and smell, unless its zombie toes, oh hell,
    each one has its thorn, brett michaels made sure we learned
    i used to sing that song, i say if you really want to get them
    poison the tips before you send them

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    1. haha yeah zombies toes avoid
      Such a stinky void
      A poison tip you say
      remind me never to piss you off at your bay lol

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    2. Now I have that song in my head
      every rose has its thorn
      just like every night has it's dawn
      just like every cowboy sings his
      sad sad song...

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    3. Oh I had to glance over that
      Don't need that song in the head of the cat lol

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  7. Good Morning Pat and Cats
    Pose of the Rose today at your bay
    I like to write about roses at my mat
    but, cat I think you know that..lol..
    they come in different colors indeed
    touch the thorn and you might bleed
    drifting away to the sweet scent
    alluring beauty, expensive present
    can be romantic that much is true
    soft petals like moist morning dew..
    stems in water watch them bloom
    smell their tantalizing perfume
    to the gutter you might want to go
    that is an option at your show...

    Have a good day hope it glows..

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    1. Yep, rose came from you
      As many at your zoo
      Then saw them around
      And one had to be found
      Copy cat for today
      In my own way
      lol gutter I will go
      Much more fun you know
      A much better deed
      Then getting pricked and having to bleed

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    2. a copycat at your show haha
      enjoyed your amusing word flow
      Blue Rose my fav you know
      it has an alluring sort of glow..

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    3. Yes, that the cat does know
      Here at his show
      With my word flow
      I'll have a blue rose glow

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  8. Stopping to smell the roses lengthens one's life
    Whether or not you have a wife
    Even though every rose has its thorn
    That's no reason to mourn

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    1. Getting stabbed will just make me swear
      No mourning at my lair lol

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    2. You guys up there swear?
      I thought you all were super friendly up there

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    3. hahaha hmmm stereotype I think
      We swear as much as your rink
      Especially the french
      They'd whack you with a wrench

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  9. This reminded me of years ago
    When I began to write prose.
    The name I signed each poem
    Was of course Englishrose.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Brought back memories you say
      Who knew I could do that at my bay

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  10. You are right on with this one Pat.
    Good job and a tip of my hat.
    Men buy roses when they are in deep shit.
    But that doesn't begin to solve it.
    Try talking the problem through.
    You will get much further at your zoo.

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    1. Can't seem to talk it seems
      Which further the screams
      Seems rather easy to do
      But unattainable by more than a few

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  11. Here I thought you'd be all sappy
    Instead it was just more yappy
    Nothing about love and kisses
    More about broken dreams and disses
    You sure this wasn't Orlin and Pat
    rhyming away at this mat?

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    1. haha quite the pair
      At our lair
      Disses are more fun
      Than a sappy run

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    2. You took the romance away
      at your disheartening bay!

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  12. You forgot to hold it in your teeth
    and dance in the streets!
    A little tango from you
    would be fun to view!

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    1. hahaha the puppet may give it a go
      Cassie would run off and eat it though

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    2. this I would like to see you do
      it would be funny at your zoo
      cat doing the tango..or fandango
      with a rose in his teeth

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    3. hahaha you just never know
      The puppet may give it a go
      In my head now
      So maybe he'll wow

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    1. a rose has power

      but not enough to cower

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    2. Cower some should do
      Or run far from view

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  14. What do I have behind my back
    I'm not an elk, it's not a rack
    In bloody hand I have a rose
    Now I have to get the hose
    Picked the damn, thing will I die
    Soothing salve I must apply
    Roses are just over rated
    Like thin ice I often skated
    Why I grow them I can't say
    Not a challenge anyway
    Evening primrose has more allure
    And doesn't need as much manure

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    1. haha roses in crap
      Such a trap
      At least you can make them grow
      And rosey up your show
      But don't hide it behind your back
      You may get a thorny fanny attack

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    2. Hahahaha
      That is known as en-fanny-cide

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    3. lol a fanny cide ride
      Take it with stride

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  15. I love roses, and now in spring Im waiting for them lol

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    1. Crummy fall here
      With winter coming I fear

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  16. You certainly have a rosie outlook today!

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    1. Ring around the rosey I suppose
      The cat can strike a pose

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  17. I have never heard of a rose being used as a weapon before. I guess that Poison song "Every Rose Has its Thorns" has a slightly new meaning.

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    1. haha yep, a trojan horse
      Pretending you have remorse

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  18. Roses are way too expensive to give to someone you don't like, a bag of cat poo should do!

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    1. haha that is sure cheap
      Could give a whole jar of it to a creep

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  19. I am a huge proponent of anything 'roses.' :)

    And having had the name for years, I've also heard every song known to mankind with the name in it... I cannot count the number of times people have started to sing when told my name, strangers, lol

    Good gravy my anniversary is in 3 days and I almost forgot. I wonder if hubby has too, buwahahahahahahahaha He'd better get some roses if he did (kidding!!). But the roses did make me think of my anniversary. oy! Thank goodness he's as bad at remembering these things as I am!!

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    1. I never would have guessed that
      There at your mat haha
      Do they all sound rosey?
      When they sing and bring you a posey
      Or do they sing off key?
      Glad I could remind thee

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  20. roses...? smiles... i eat only the yellow ones...just saying... hihi

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    1. Do they taste good?
      Cassie eats them all in our hood

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  21. That first stanza cracked me up. So true!

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  22. While I adore Rosey up above, the flowers from me get no love.
    They die too quick and they stink. But chocolates are always a winner, I think!

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    1. haha chocolate to suck up to you
      Hmmm at least roses don't resemble umm goo

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  23. Been in the woods
    and not around.
    Couldn't comment (as I should).
    Please, don't frown.
    Now I'm back
    and ready to start.
    I'll take up the slack
    and then I'll fart.
    NOTE: It's been a few days so I need some time to get my "rhyming" skills back up to snuff. That last line sucked, sure enuff.
    Hope your Thanksgiving went well.
    My Columbus Day? Swell.

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    1. Well some of it rhymed
      Wasn't as well timed
      As your usual stuff
      Still beats nose fluff
      It was swell too
      At my zoo

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  24. Roses are read
    (Isn't that what they said?)

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    1. Read between the lines
      Follow the signs

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  25. Roses--the memory of roses is enough for me.

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    1. The memory works you say
      There at your bay

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  26. You know, roses used to be my favorite flowers...until I read this!

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    1. haha damn the cat is good
      Getting all off roses in their hood

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  27. Roses are sweet,
    But not to pick 'em.
    Leave 'em on the bush
    No need to stick 'em...
    In a stupid vase.
    (I rest my case.)

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    1. Leave them there
      So all can stare
      And get a thorn in their butt
      When walking like a mutt

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  28. Roses and hairballs. never a dull moment..

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    1. Keep you on your toes
      Even with a rose

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  29. orlin N cassie

    haz ya ever tried Christmas cactuz....knot big on a lot oh flavor but free oh stix like a regularr cactuz... N if ya keep eatin de ends it never blooms AT Christmas but does at like mid july...saweet huh !!!

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    1. Never tasted that one
      Have to give it a run
      At least Cassie will
      All plants give her a thrill

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  30. Better to smell like a rose than Zombie toes :)

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  31. When I get in trouble I simply leave on the double.

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    1. That is a good way to be
      Cheaper too for thee

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  32. Loved the thought of stinky zombie toes. How did you come up with that line? Love it. Thanks for the uplift on this dreary rainy day in MN.

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    1. haha that has been around a while
      Showed zombies toes that were rather vilr

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  33. It's a pity all of red roses are now gone ~ They make such a lovely splash of color outside my window ~ Pat, I have changed my URL ~ Thanks for the visits to both my blogs ~

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    1. They will be back though
      When spring starts to show

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  34. Did you say a rose by any other name?
    You're right for one just can't be blamed
    Just as sweet
    What a treat
    Thorny, doesn't last but still given to fame

    Hank

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    1. Fame indeed
      Takes seed
      When you see
      One or three
      Follow the lead

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  35. Would a rose smell sweeter by any other name
    I sure hope not for it would be a shame
    Roses are red and of love they speak
    But you have given the whole meaning quite a tweak.

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    1. haha sent the meaning up the creek
      Here with my tweak

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  36. Rose and prose
    Only the cat knows
    The rest of us
    left in the dust

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  37. You rose to the prose
    Gets up your nose
    A rose has a prick
    The pain it can stick
    Dude buys a rose
    Keeps him on his toes

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    1. And not a kick
      to the dick
      for being one
      Unable to run haha

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  38. Sitting with roses
    given for birthday
    later today...
    good night to your bay...bay...bay

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  39. One should comment in rhyme
    All the time
    I'm a poet
    I just don't know it.

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    1. And that you will find
      By rhyming like my behind

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  40. If you to a vampire proposes
    it works best with withered roses
    but if you want to state a NO
    with a garlic she will go

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    1. And you may stink
      But at least you'll still be pink

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  41. Roses seem to carry a message. Guess you could make a statement by sending dead roses to your enemies.
    i must look closer. Haven't seen roses on blogs.

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    1. haha that is true
      Sending dead ones would make a statement or two

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  42. I wouldn't mind another bunch of roses to steep
    In vinegar and water to make color so deep
    They don't even have to be perfect and new
    Just need way more than two...

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    1. Yeah you need a ton
      To get the color under your sun

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