Wednesday, October 9, 2013

A New Addition To Our Sea. It Is A Mini Me!

So here at my shore there was a certain encore that came to pass about a hand up an ass. I think you all remember that. It spurred an idea for Pat. One that is hated by the cat. I keep trying to squash it flat. But then again it does represent me and can be rather fun to see.

How do you sell?
Do tell?
Why not give this a try.
Give them the old plastic eye.

Show them your hole.
That is a lofty goal.
Oops there is Pat's head.
He should have stayed in bed.

Not dirty at all,
Here at my hall.
At least not yet,
Soon though you can bet.

All will come into focus today,
Here at my bay.
The mini me will play,
Or half me as it has no ass on display.

Pat's hand must be grand.
At least he can make it stand.
I still want to eat it.
Unless of course it becomes a hit.


Now is that song stuck in your head? Do you now get what I said? Pat's head is seen a time or two. I guess he needs to work on ducking at our zoo. But still for a first effort not bad. Plenty more to come at our pad. May even chew up and spit out a certain halloween queen like a trout. I guess we shall see what comes to pass from the mini me of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Unbroken streak #56
      Lucky for being quick!

      Hank

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    1. Took too long
      Shouldn't have pounced as that can just be wrong

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  3. Getting over the close run comment race I just have to say Pat that this video is awesome yet oh so strange haha! I hope it leads to a spike in book sales and that your income never fails! I love how the puppet eventually knocks over all the books so it's in full attention, something funny I decided to mention.

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    1. So close to beating Hank
      You R and HGW want him to walk the plank
      Strange is always fun
      Under my sun

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  4. Safe to say your real cats are in no danger of being replaced by a puppet.
    I think Mini-Alex would win a battle with him though!
    Yes, I can see another video coming...

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    1. Haha nope, I think they are fine
      They can easily tear apart this feline
      The mini ninja wannabe?
      Oh that we may just have to see

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  5. I love your way with words, I wish I had found your blog site sooner.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Found and now
      And plenty more posts will take a bow

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  6. Orlin the rhyming little feline
    Might be a hit with his singing
    Selling his ware
    Just a little affair
    A song, yes, it should be helping!

    Hank

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    1. Be nice to help
      With his yelp
      Sell away
      At our bay

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  7. Orlin is a clever rhymer
    Don't put him on a timer

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    1. The timer I'd speed through
      Any way at my zoo

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  8. Damn that cat can jam!!! "Grab me by the wanker" is a classic line.

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    1. haha had to throw in wanker
      When I thought up banker

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  9. Cute video, good idea Pat ~ (I can see your hand, smiles)

    Good morning ~

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    1. lol I'll have to work on that
      Here at my mat

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  10. Well, well, Cat is getting in the groove
    That music makes a sexy move
    A mini Cat can sell his books
    With slow gyration and good looks
    The words reverberate in the ear
    Just buy the books and give a cheer

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    1. Right in the ear
      That could cause fear
      Think its a germ
      Or a squirmy worm

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    2. Hahaha
      A worm in the ear can vibrate too
      Or sell books up the wazoo
      The worm just may become very famous
      And then we'll have to name him Amos

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    3. A famous worm
      I suppose I could handle it for a term

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  11. That is no way to treat books, I tell you!! :)

    Nice jazzy cat groove. Happy Wednesday. :)

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    1. haha mini me
      Goes on a book knocking over spree

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  12. This has a nice jamming beat
    makes me want to get on my feet
    of course I'm caught on Orlin's hook
    come buy my books...yeah...
    come buy my books..yeah
    you better come take a look..
    this one will be stuck in my head
    perhaps, I should go back to bed...

    Mini Orlin one jazzy cat at his mat...
    at the hands of a man named Pat

    Enjoyed this at your sea...
    as Orlin sings with glee
    I'm sure we will see more
    to this I would agree...

    PS: Happy Hump Day....

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    1. Oh yes there will be more
      Have a 2nd almost done at my shore
      And ideas for more
      I'll surely explore
      Stuck in ones head
      Can cause dread
      Go back to bed
      Rest your pretty little head

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  13. cool music to play
    I humming all day:
    'Buy my boooks'...
    'd Love to see
    on display
    to sing along
    'bUY MY boooks'

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  14. A new mini you or a new mini cat??

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  15. i am so glad i am not a puppet, just saying
    that video rocks for sure and books will be flying
    out the door---a cool beat for my dancing feet
    put it on repeat.....

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    1. Yeah came out really well
      We shall see if it is able to sell
      And I agree
      Life as a puppet isn't for me

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  16. so that's what they look like in paperback.

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    1. Yeah that is how they look
      Here at my nook

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  17. That was awesome!! Buy my books - great song! Was knocking the books over staged or intentional? Was cool, regardless...

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    1. Isn't staged and intentional the same thing?
      Either way, yes was staged at my wing

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    2. Yes it is, LOL! Sorry...I was at work and in customer service mode, where I talk with an extra southern accent, in an extra soft voice, and use multiple combinations of the same word to try to make the customer un-mad. Really didn't mean to be REPETITIVE AND REDUNDANT. LOLOL...

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    3. LOL I'm not picky
      Even if you were trying to be tricky

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    1. Now just need more to view
      At my youtube zoo

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  19. The cat has moves!
    He can surely groove!
    But spitting out the Halloween Queen?
    Now, that's just mean!

    And yep, that song is definitely stuck in my head now :)

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    1. haha stuck is the way to be
      Works for little old me
      And oh she will have her due
      Before the cat puppet is through

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  20. Yet another video I must find a computer for
    To view what's coming out your door
    This one sounds like a great hit
    I can't wait to see it!

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    1. Need more than a phone
      To catch my tone

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  21. I will keep on bookin' when I feel better!

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    1. Hope you feel better soon
      At your sand dune

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  22. orlin N cassie

    we iz doin de orlin shuffle heer in trout towne....ya knead yur own app N when will thiz hit bee a vail a bull on itunes !!!!

    rock on...we LOVES IT !!!!

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    1. Itunes you say
      There is could be quite the display

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  23. That cat knows how to groove! Very cool!

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    1. He can groove away
      Even with a hand up there at our bay

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  24. LOL! Do you think he wants me to buy a book?

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    1. lol he wants something to come due
      Could be a bad case of hand up his ass though at my zoo

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  25. Well it has a catchy melody....and a fine theme.
    And the message certainly doesn't get lost. LOL.

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    1. lol nope not lost at all
      Here at my hall

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  26. The video of Orlin is cool...
    But in my opinion, all cats rule!!

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  27. Noticed the rhyme of your comment on my post off the bat.
    Made me wonder about all the secret bits that motivate Pat Hatt.

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    1. haha and here you can see
      All the secret bits of little old me

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  28. I hope they spend their money on my calendar before coming here and spending too much on books! hahaha... :)

    Waffles summed that up pretty well...awesome and strange. :) And we got to see a glimpse of your new digs! ha.

    Best of luck...hope the sales soar!

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    1. haha what no rhyme from you?
      Geez the strange must have been a confusing view
      haha who knows if any sales will come
      But sure like being a crazy little rhyming bum

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    2. just got home from an auction, so I can't think straight yet. ha.
      I'll be back and rhyme your socks off. :)

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    3. haha auction day
      Made you go astray

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    4. Crazy day
      all the way
      what can I say?
      it took my rhyme away
      Had to retreat
      get something to eat
      come back late
      when I can think straight
      and say hello.
      Glad I didn't eat jell-o.
      ha.

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    5. haha yes jello is yuck
      Bury it in muck
      Your rhyme is back
      On the attack

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    6. you can't chew jello, it is true.
      I knew it would be gross to you!

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    7. haha gross in every way
      At it's jello jiggling display

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  29. The cat isn't subtle
    But he's clever and sly
    "Buy my books," I'll be singing
    For hours, no lie.

    xoRobyn

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    1. He has a way
      With words at his bay
      Maybe a bit rude
      And a tad crude

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  30. OMG that is great. You could could probably make a mint doing that trailer for other authors:)

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    1. haha never thought of that
      Could be another avenue for the cat

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  31. You've certainly got some I'll read again, if only my children were younger than 10, Oh what am I saying? This phase is just grand, when life lets you live without holding their hand.

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    1. No need to wipe their butt or nose
      Can pick out their own clothes
      But then come the teenage years
      Which can strike fears

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  32. Today I'm browsing while sick in bed.
    And now I do have this song stuck in my head.
    Best promo I've ever seen yet this year
    Beats those others by miles with minimal gear.

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    1. Yuck to the germs
      Hope away they squirms
      Best you say
      Damn I'm good at my bay

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  33. Your video is pretty cool, cat! I actually thought the tune was catchy! I spotted a book that sits in my study!!!!! Happy sales!
    I caught up on your last few posts.
    Those pumpkin patches with roaming pesticides creeped me the most!
    As for Google + I don't like it!
    Different story for the ABC bit.
    Time for Survivor!
    Gotta go ~ no time to look for a rhyme!
    Take care at your lair!

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    1. haha catch up day
      At my bay
      Had lots to say
      Thanks for the tune play

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    2. I'm actually playing it again right now! It is catchy!

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    3. It does linger about
      Now I just need to get it seen more with a shout out

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  34. Great video! It made me chuckle. :)

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  35. I always love visiting here to read your way with words!

    Nas

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    1. Glad you like my words
      Not flipping any birds

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  36. I guess I would rather have that song stuck in my head than a hand stuck up my arse.
    Buy, Buy, Bye, bye Books!!

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    1. haha that is true
      A sung in the head beats a hand in you

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  37. This song is brilliant. It is so stuck in my head now, could be worse I guess at least it replaced that awful Miley Cyrus song!

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