Monday, October 21, 2013

I Thought It Was Bad When They Got Weepy But This Is Just Creepy!

So the cat is going here and there when he noticed something disturbing at his lair. There are nut jobs out there by the ton. But that you knew under your sun. Now they just give a creepy encore and a whole lot more.

You don't like that character on your show.
You want them to go.
Meaning wind up dead.
You want a zombie to rip off their head.

You even smile when they do it.
With you that is such a hit.
Then for others they may weep,
For fake characters at their keep.

Key word there is fake.
As in all made up from take to take.
And I can see, in a way, the weepy.
But no damn way the creepy.

For there are some out there,
Who really really care.
Now they have taken to the message boards,
To cheer the zombie hordes.

And anything of the like,
Then they ask for your head on a pike.
No, not the character in the show.
They want the actual actor/actress to go.

Yep, these people are so bright,
They hide within the night.
Then utter death threats to the real one,
Who plays the character they find no fun.

Some have even had to hire bodyguards.
As they don't know what is in the cards.
Could find a nut at the corner store.
Can't even go out to explore.

Nuts have been there through the ages.
But now with anonymous Internet pages.
They can utter death threats to their delight,
From mommy's basement at night.

And for stupid things to,
That they see in view.
A serial killer character is fine.
But a wife who stands up to her husband is not divine.

Oh no, we can't have that.
Think of the chaos at your mat.
Lets utter a death threat to keep that at bay.
Pffffffffft lock them all in a rubber room I say.

So not only do these idiots lose brain cells watching reality TV, but they also let death threats for real people who play made up people fly free. All for something as stupid as the above. I guess if your fake husband is a crack pot you should still show fake love. You humans are a crazy mass. Stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

94 comments:

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    1. Winning streak #68!
      A photo-finish!
      Three in a row
      Could have gone any which way!

      Hank

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    2. Don't get beat by R
      That would be bad by far

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    1. keep trying waffles...you'll get him soon! Just say "1", it's faster. :)

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    2. Waffles is so close
      Hank scurries in like a mouse

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    1. Two minutes off and #4
      Need to be quick when taking the tour

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  4. Power of the internet, anonymity for these crazy people

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    1. Yep, and to your face
      They'd run for a new space

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  5. It's crazy the things that people ignore while reality television is constantly looked upon with absolute adoration isn't it, it's just crazy buddy, interesting post.

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    1. Crazy in every way
      As you keep getting #2 at my bay haha

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  6. Great post to read on this wet and windy Monday morning.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Sunny here
      But still a crummy monday I fear

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  7. I almost know who you might be talking about...at least the show's over now, and she just won the Emmy for being awesome. Hopefully the crackpots will fade away. Until next time. Why are people idiots?

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    1. Yeah you were right on
      Today at my lawn
      The crackpots need to go hide
      Or to the looney bin take a ride

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  8. Key word there is fake
    Credibility is at stake
    No musings
    pretendings
    But just had it made!

    Hank

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  9. Why is it that the crazies always seem to live in their Mom's basement with nothing but a TV, a state of the art computer and the walls decorated with pictures of the object of their obsession?

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    1. I guess they have mommy issues or something
      Beats the heck out of me at my wing

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  10. I don't watch reality tv or read tabloids, but I do like a good zombie head-pulling session :)

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    1. Yeah avoid that crap in every way
      Here at my bay

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  11. When people go ballistic on the real actors, that is taking it way too far. It's just a show folks! As Shatner would say, get a life.

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    1. Many need a life
      Stop giving death threats to a fake wife

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  12. Anonymity turns people into something bigger than they really are
    They think they can say or do anything from afar

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    1. When a certain word or phrase appears
      Maybe the internet should cause fears
      And take a picture of their mug
      Showing the not so hidden thug

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  13. Oh my goodness what a mess
    Fame's annoying I do confess
    Big iron fence surround your home
    Fake nose and mustache when you roam

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    1. Fake is the word
      Flip em all the bird
      Go on one way
      Ends in a better day

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  14. There are no sin
    to go with Zombie theme

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    1. Sin and zombie hand and hand
      Can be a bit grand

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  15. Their first offense?
    Watching reality nonsense.
    They would probably be shocked to know
    it's really fake reality in the show!
    They have scripts and story lines, too!
    Sorry to break that to some of you.
    Who acts normal with a camera crew
    In your house, taking a view?

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    1. Yeah a fake word
      Used for the absurd
      Reality on tv for all to see
      No such thing at any tree
      Not even the news tells the whole story
      Needs a new category

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  16. I've always wondered what it's like to be a "hated" character on TV. Like if people would just walk up to you on the street and spit in your face and say "F*** you!" just because you're really good at you're job and they're too stupid to understand reality from TV. You know, instead of saying, "Wow, you are such a good actor. I can't STAND your character."

    I'm going to stop thinking about this further before I get angry.

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    1. Yeah it is like their brain is stuck in one spot
      It is that character they hate a whole lot
      The actor must die
      Brain cells they sure did fry

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  17. Pat you are right, as always.
    PS I saw you on Alex's site with your video. I love that!!! You are so GREAT

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Like being right in my land haha

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  18. The nuts are taking over the world like zombies...

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    1. haha sad but true
      At least they don't eat you

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  19. I'm not a fan of creepy...real or pretend.

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    1. Real is just dumb
      Pretend is also rather glum

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  20. A new campaign I plan to begin.
    No more banned books, because that's a sin.
    Ban reality TV, the nuts, cranks, & crazy,
    Turn off the boob tube
    before your mind goes hazy.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. That is a great campaign
      People can learn to use their brain

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  21. people get pretty crazy when it comes to the characters they love, and when push comes to shove they might pull a trigger rather than let the grave digger bury them, ahem...yeah its weird

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    1. haha a little weird indeed
      Crazy though sure does take seed

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    1. haha scary indeed
      The nuts come at high speed

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  23. Never watch Zombie shows. I don't understand the popularity. I must be empty-headed.

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    1. Zombies are fun
      But getting overdone

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    2. that is true

      more imagination is due

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    3. Yeah beat into the ground
      Zombies everywhere are found

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  24. There are shows I like on tv but I would not go crazy over a character.

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    1. Yeah kind of weird how far people go
      Over a character on a show

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  25. I'm not sure which is stranger, the shows or those who watch them!

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    1. haha yeah that is true
      Both are a strange view

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  26. Unfortunately, even before the internet, certain actors and actresses (mostly on soap operas) had to put up with that kind of thing... everything from lectures to physical attacks. But the internet has allowed too many of those nut-cases to communicate and stoke the fires of those similarly inclined.

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    1. At least it was a tad harder for them before
      Now as you say the nimrods can band together with their kill em encore

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  27. What in the heck spawned this? At first I figured it was about the fans of the Walking Dead but I have not heard of fans actually wanting actors dead?!

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  28. I never understood the celebrity obsession. Their job is to entertain, and if they do it well, great. If not, I'm not going to send death threats. I'll just not watch their shows. Some people sure do have a hard time separating fiction from reality. Scary!

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    1. Yeah they need to get a life
      And stop threatening a make believe wife

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  29. People are weird. Better to be a cat!

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  30. Im even having nightmares about The Fall
    And talking in an Irish accent n'all!

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    1. Need to dream of rainbows
      That will take care of those lol

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  31. I'm wondering if you're watching the Kardashians, politicians or my family.
    Either way, you're right, cat, humans are a sight to see.
    Keep a distance and your sanity.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yep, stay far far away
      Avoid such things at my bay

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  32. orlin N cassie

    ewe got that rite...peepulz bee crazed thatz az simple az it getz N stay way frum uz two less yur dee liverin canned goods then just set em rite ther N mewve on thanx

    speekin oh pike....we gotta grate recipe for seered pike N perch...if ya want it letz uz noe :)

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    1. haha pike sounds grand
      here at our land
      And yep, stay far far away
      We they come into our display

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  33. Reality TV is not all it is said to be
    editing is done to make it more fun
    retaining viewers is their main key
    don' like a show..don't give it a run
    keep it together don't come undone..

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    1. Be the way to be
      At any sea
      But oh no
      Have to shout far and low
      And not even to make fun
      They actually want to kill someone

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  34. There are definitely some nut jobs
    That much is true
    Sometimes they can
    Make us rather blue
    Boohoo, boohoo, boohoo!

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    1. haha I won't boohoo
      But I'll tell them to get a clue

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  35. I have to admit, a time or two
    we have watched a reality show too
    even to the point that I said
    what is wrong with us, why can't we get ahead
    and have a show of our own
    I'm still working on a plot so we can go it alone

    betty

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    1. haha well there you go
      Make a show
      Get some dough
      Just share you know

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  36. Really Pat/cat in internet I think are many nuts, not now, but years ago some women always let me nut comments, after a time I dont have anonymous but now I have again, I think in all parts you can find nuts!

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    1. Yeah nuts are every where
      I had plenty at my lair
      Turned anonymous off
      So they no longer scoff

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  37. Amen brother. Somewhere in future the aliens from outer planet will discover that human race was the most intelligent and smartest of all and then the curse of reality show and struck them and that was start of the end of that race. Ocean saltiness from whale sperm, farting helps you loose weight and bitch fights are "survival of fittest" etc.,
    Thanks no thanks, you can never make me watch reality show.

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    1. haha I'm with you
      No whale sperm in my view
      Aliens will just sit back and watch us wither away
      No need to blow us up at our bay

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  38. I wonder how much reality is in "reality" TV. A better description would be unscripted and heavily edited, I think. UHE TV.

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    1. haha yeah that works much better I'd say
      Edited up the ying yang that reality display

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  39. When I am really bored, I like to watch someone else's reality. LOL.

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    1. haha sit on a bench
      Watch people swing a wrench

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  40. Hi Pat .. can't do reality tv, but I do love cats! Cheers Hilary

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    1. Great indeed
      No reality tv and cats at your feed

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  41. So that's what has happened to me. I lost my brain cells watching Reality TV. Oh NO!

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    1. haha yep, it occurs
      As the reality crap blurs

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  42. Gosh, the poem you're written here
    Really draws a fake tear
    But not nearly as faceted as the race
    To be first at your place!

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    1. Yeah fake all around
      #1 is something all try to be found

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  43. there is something about anonymity that brings the crazy out in people! especially on youtube i find.

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    1. Yeah seems to be all around
      Crazy, not in a good way, is found

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