So the cat is going here and there when he noticed something disturbing at his lair. There are nut jobs out there by the ton. But that you knew under your sun. Now they just give a creepy encore and a whole lot more.
You don't like that character on your show.
You want them to go.
Meaning wind up dead.
You want a zombie to rip off their head.
You even smile when they do it.
With you that is such a hit.
Then for others they may weep,
For fake characters at their keep.
Key word there is fake.
As in all made up from take to take.
And I can see, in a way, the weepy.
But no damn way the creepy.
For there are some out there,
Who really really care.
Now they have taken to the message boards,
To cheer the zombie hordes.
And anything of the like,
Then they ask for your head on a pike.
No, not the character in the show.
They want the actual actor/actress to go.
Yep, these people are so bright,
They hide within the night.
Then utter death threats to the real one,
Who plays the character they find no fun.
Some have even had to hire bodyguards.
As they don't know what is in the cards.
Could find a nut at the corner store.
Can't even go out to explore.
Nuts have been there through the ages.
But now with anonymous Internet pages.
They can utter death threats to their delight,
From mommy's basement at night.
And for stupid things to,
That they see in view.
A serial killer character is fine.
But a wife who stands up to her husband is not divine.
Oh no, we can't have that.
Think of the chaos at your mat.
Lets utter a death threat to keep that at bay.
Pffffffffft lock them all in a rubber room I say.
So not only do these idiots lose brain cells watching reality TV, but they also let death threats for real people who play made up people fly free. All for something as stupid as the above. I guess if your fake husband is a crack pot you should still show fake love. You humans are a crazy mass. Stay far away from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.