Thursday, October 31, 2013

It Is A Fright For Two Light Hearted Fools This Night!

After aliens, a red neck and a grumpy blue guy, what more can get in the way as we head for the Bora Bora sky? Sadly, it seems a whole lot. For today two bad guys are all hot to trot.

You have a witch,
Who seems to have a glitch.
Not Glitch of a Witch,
That is a whole other ditch.

This witch can't speak.
She is really up the creek.
She has a numb tongue.
Her bell is really rung.

Then there is a guy,
With something that decided to die.
It landed right on his head.
Yeah, that is what I said.

He likes the discovery channel too.
That I bet you never knew.
As he flails around,
Like a stroked out hound.

He also has quite the gawk,
Staring at you like a hawk.
And the fake representation of the rhyming cat,
Really has a bad day thanks to Pat.



Now was that not grand? They so wanted to bring back the king of pop in their land. Sadly they are all dead now. Zombies that can't even plow. Hmmm was that a discovery channel special on bass? I better slink off with my dirty little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

104 comments:

  1. Well that was interesting. Was Truedessa a porn star in another life

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    1. With that voice you never know
      Too funny not to give a go

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  2. Out with the numb tongue gawker
    They're dead now zombies and all
    Discovery Channel
    Re-run an answer
    And later all have a nice Fall

    Hank

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    1. The gawker likes his animal mating
      Maybe his ego gets inflating?

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  3. I was waiting for the naughty nurse outfit...
    Won't resurrect the King - promise.
    At least they were able to find another fake representation of the Rhyming Cat.

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    1. haha could tell that was coming?
      Soon ninja wannabe may be back strumming
      Yeah seem to go through them fast
      Must have a whole fake representation cast

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  4. That was quite delightful and a bit frightful
    seems we entered some twilight zone
    following the voices of the great unknown
    numb tongue and the gawker came into play
    watching his discovery show spoiling our day
    he had some fancy dance moves on display
    Captain, Truedessa & Cat once again get away
    two light hearted fools continue on their way
    but, will they ever make it to Bora Bora Bay

    Thanks for the laugh cat & Captain Pat Hatt
    two light hearted fools facing Halloween ghouls
    breaking all the rules searching for jewels

    Happy Halloween Everyone be safe and have fun...

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    1. Who knows when they'll get there
      Seems something always gives them an evil glare
      Grumpy goo or a gawker
      They may be off their rocker
      But away two light hearted fools go
      Next stop? Only they know

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    2. Who knows where the journey goes
      we'll have to see where the wind blows
      two light hearted fools under a starry sky
      who knows what trouble stands nearby

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    3. Trouble will come and trouble will go
      Sure the two light hearted fools will beat every foe

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  5. Wonderful post Pat. Great to read.
    Yvonne.

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  6. "Too long, too short you need to make up your mind". Great line! The king of pop has some great moves too!

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    1. He and the redneck could have some fun
      I bet as they danced as one

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  7. HAHA poor guy keeps having his lack of stamina mentioned out loud
    Probably makes him want to cover up with a shroud

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    1. haha yeah such a shame
      As they keep repeating the claim

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  8. Just stopping by to wish mew all a pawesomely spooktacular Halloween!

    Bestest purrs

    Muwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

    Basil xx

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    1. We will run if it's too scary
      Things could get hairy

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  9. hahahahacreepy discovery channel watching guy, i
    think i might know him, hmm....the freaking out cat
    is a blast, too bad he passed and now they need
    another, well look there they found on that could be the brother
    and brought MJ back, that is a scary thing
    in their shack

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    1. haha have to think on that
      Who could it be at my mat
      The fake cats come and go
      Always one to show

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  10. Costume police on the prowl
    Can't be a cowboy, can't be a doll
    Can't be a naughty nurse try another pick
    Don't insult the porn stars oh what a kick

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    1. haha could get a kick
      Or maybe a lick
      Oh I will stop
      Before an R rating I have to drop lol

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  11. So, Captain Pat and Trudessa spent a few minutes..ahem...below deck? Whoa...I never knew! Wow...I even forgot to rhyme...haha....

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    1. hahaha well they have been on that ship for a long time
      Either each other or a scary mime

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    2. Ha..ha....how fun, please do tell us ~

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    3. Geez perverts today
      Even the fake representation of the rhyming cat goes away

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    4. Just didn't know
      you had interest in Trudessa's glow.
      ha.

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    5. Not in the know?
      Loosing your touch at my show lol

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    6. well, you used to keep me up to date!
      I guess I no longer rate...
      lol....

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    7. First there has to be a loop
      Not a fake video troop lol

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  12. Oh the poor cat, how can you replace someone like that? A fun cartoon, I'll have to come back soon. Happy Halloween, watch out for those wearing green.

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    1. Seems to be able to replace
      At a steady pace
      The third fake cat
      For the pair at their mat

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  13. Naughty nurses everywhere are shuddering, and I'm sure there will be plenty about because it IS Halloween!! Happy Halloween to ya!

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    1. Yeah sure there will be a ton
      As many have some fun

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  14. That creepy voice sure scared the cat! Happy Halloween to you... I am locking my door from all the crazy kids today.

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    1. I will do the same at my sea
      But no kiddies will come to my tree

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  15. I know that gawker guy, smiles ~ Happy Halloween Pat ~

    Try not to be greedy with chocolates ~

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    1. That gawker guy
      He sure can give a mating cry lol

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  16. May it be a good day today
    in your neck of the woods
    safe from zombies, witches and the like
    and people wearing scary hoods.

    enjoy!

    betty

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    1. I will be safe hopefully at my sea
      As I run from anything creepy to me

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  17. Another video I can't watch at the library...

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  18. nICE TRIp FOR hALOOOwEEEn CrEEp!!!!

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  19. Hi Pat! Where you're at!
    I have no clue
    how you make those cartoons at your zoo!
    But what fun
    when your work is done!
    I don't think yesterday's Simon was the scariest.
    That seriously overdone plastic surgery freak
    makes me embrace my wrinkles this week!
    Take care
    at your lair!

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    1. haha yeah the plastic freak
      Can send anyone up the creek
      The cartoons are grand
      Have fun doing them in my land

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  20. Aaaargh, another vid I can't see
    Must be good, coming from thee
    I too wondered, from comments here and there
    What kind of fun did Capt Pat and Truie share?

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    1. Need an update at your tree
      So you can see

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  21. No! Don't walk to the creepy voices. Walk to Bora Bora instead!

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    1. Bora Bora would be a nice walk
      There I'm sure one can gawk

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  22. I actually like the creepy voice. Gave me a little giggle! Happy Halloween Pat!

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    1. haha figures you would
      There at your halloween nazi hood

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  23. I love how it's a witch with a glitch but not that one haha, funny post Pat, hope that you have a great Halloween.

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    1. That witch of a glitch it is not
      But that will soon continue the plot

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  24. Hmm. Sometimes I read your rhymes and feel a little stumped as to how to reply. Must be the mark of genius (on your part. :))

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    1. haha love making one stumped
      Hey, beats getting leg humped

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    2. Well, yes, I guess it does.

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  25. I think the dramatic, slow motion run, followed by him catching her, followed by "So are you done being a zombie now?" may be one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Well done, my friend. Well done.

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    1. haha damn, the cat outdid himself today
      With a slow mo display

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  26. haha.... she has a hypnotic voice... very cool vid sir... bora bora next time...right..? smiles

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    1. Yeah that is the place to be
      Not with no creepy brian or betsy

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  27. lol That was great.

    Happy Halloween. :)

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  28. I'm too amused to rhyme.
    Maybe next time.
    The sexual innuendos are prime.
    For the one with no stamina, a crime.
    And I like the way he says "damn...it."
    Somehow that seems to fit.
    And makes me laugh.
    This one's a big hit!

    Happy Halloween.
    Your creativity's keen.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Glad i could amuse
      As innuendo I tend to abuse
      damn it works too
      Fun to say at my zoo

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  29. have a nice Halloween and boo

    don't want to scare nobody at the zoo

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  30. orlin N cassie...happee howl o ween ta everee one; heerz hopin yur trik N treetz bag be filled with mackerull, mice N pie !! for yur dad two ;)

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    1. Mackerull we'd scoop up
      Faster that poop to a pup

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  31. Happy Halloween to the cat!/I hope he gest a pointy hat/to go out trick-or-treating/and give its heart a good feeling.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. He goes nowhere
      Doesn't like leaving our lair

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  32. The creepy gawker and the naughty nurse...
    For Halloween costumes, we could do worse!

    Fun post! Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!

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    1. That would could
      At least they are understood

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  33. Another delightful rhyme from a guy who is always on time. Great references.

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  34. I like the white cat with her hair on end:)

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    1. The white can is fun
      But has nothing on this one

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  35. Do beginner witches
    End up in ditches
    Fly off the handle
    Not very swell
    Discovery Channel
    Give me a flannel
    Not a fake dog
    At your blog

    HAPPY HOWLOWEEN
    Completely obscene

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar
    Pawing this crap from afar....

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    1. Not fake
      At your lake
      At least you could lead
      At top speed
      Waddle on passed
      Then leave the fake gased

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  36. haha so Pat and Truedessa are having fun below? Good for them

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    1. I could be bad
      But I'll reframe at my pad

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  37. Happy Halloween Pat!

    Trick and Treats all around!

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  38. What kind of a witch can't speak???
    Certainly she must be a freak!!

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    1. Yeah quite the freak
      Sent her up the creek

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  39. Oh, this was a good one,
    but I think I blushed a lot watching it!
    Happy Halloween, friend! :)

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    1. hahaha made you blush
      Awww beats a head rush

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  40. Hahaha! That was great! Too long, too short, poor Cap't Pat! I kept waiting for him to grab Trudessa's arm and haul her away.

    Happy Halloween and thanks for coming to MMM's party!

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    1. hahaha he gives her some leeway
      Before he hauls her into the berth below across the bay lol

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  41. If she can't speak we can burn her at the stake because she can't tell us not to.

    EVERYONE WINS.

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