Sunday, October 6, 2013

Pumpkins Abound As They Sprout From The Ground!

So dVerse wants the cat to carve something out. What is that about? It is just too messy at my bay. I would not have a very nice day. Maybe I will just pitch them in Brian's yard. Hey, I'd leave a smiley face card.

My pumpkin has an issue,
It may need at tissue.
Wait! Scratch that.
Give it a diaper, dingbat.

For it was found,
In such pretty ground.
Where the pesticides roam.
Antibiotic filled cows foam.

EMF runs right below,
GMO grows in a row.
Where fumes fill the air,
And no one seems to care.

My pumpkin has no need,
To produce any new seed.
Its guts already bleed,
Knowing nothing of greed.

It's watered every day,
So it can join the fray.
Fluoride heads are great,
So dumb they can relate.

My pumpkin droops,
Eyes like fruit loops.
Still able to see,
That poison is free,

Minus the will,
When you see the bill.
Free is still grand,
Stuck below the sand.

My pumpkin rots,
With the have nots.
Needing a pill,
From a free ill.

Pushed to the brink,
Deeper in the drink,
Unable to think,
Refusing to blink.

My pumpkin knows,
Many new lows,
Tied in pretty bows,
To make believe it glows.

My pumpkin is sure a sad sack. Bet it soon has a heart attack. There is an issue for dVerse and it was not even perverse. I guess next time I will let that come to pass with my head above ground little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

79 comments:

  1. The pumpkin has no need for any new seed
    The beauty of cuttings makes it easy indeed
    It's usefulness
    In all eagerness
    Made out in Halloween thus creating a need

    Hank

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  2. Of pumpkins were hints made/back when I was a bairn, and "adieu" to your friends you bade/"calabaza, calabaza, cada uno para su casa" the rhyme used to run/literarily, your friend's mom would ask: "Home time now. When is your turn? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. To each casa you had a home
      Back and forth as you roam

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  3. I hear you Pat. Hard to find real organic food to eat anywhere. Everything has something added to it, or so it seems. But.... since I got my whole house water filter.. I am drinking fresh clean water every day.

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    1. Yeah can't be found easily at all
      At least you have clean water at your stall

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  4. Jack-O-Lanterns by the score
    Will sit outside of one's front door
    Lament the tale of one-world woe
    For those who think it isn't so
    Your pumpkin is a real fine mess
    Of truth it tells I do confess
    Fluoride Heads don't give a rip
    Or thank you for a stunning tip
    Eat the food and drink the water
    Do the things you shouldn't aughter

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    1. A mess indeed
      Due to greed
      And little being done
      Just away they run
      Or they sit
      Shoveling the shit
      Insides look yummy
      As they have pains in their tummy

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  5. Oh what a perfect post for getting me all riled up for Halloween, just awesome Pat, looking forward to Halloween big time this year!

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    1. Halloween can make a scene
      Scary, not serene

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  6. Some of the things we do to pumpkins are ridiculous (but fun!). Last year I took the easy way out and poked in Cpt. America plug-ins. I felt cheated all season. This year, back to the carving! :)

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    1. haha I'd rather take your way
      Less mess at the end of the day

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  7. the pumpkin having no need stanza cups it up
    roid rage for the checkbook stage, bankrolling
    the home page, def a sad sack
    when the teens go on the attack
    & bust them up
    in the middle of the night and tossing
    flaming poop bags
    on doorknobs
    fork fork fork-ing the yard
    trick of treet, dont they look so sweet

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    1. Oh so sweet
      Your little treat
      But wow they have some aim
      Skill they can claim
      As they chuck the poop bag right on the knob
      And then get chased by a mob

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  8. So sorry for your pumpkin, maybe its good though that it is not a chicken dumplin? Thought I might carve a pumpkin this year but then I remembered all its guts :)

    betty

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    1. Yeah the guts are no fun
      So I don't give it a run

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  9. If the pumpkin is rotting, think of what all that does to us.

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    1. Yeah rots us even more
      Right down to the core

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  10. My pumpkin is sitting the sun

    hopefully not rotting to the point of never becoming undone

    at least until halloween

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  11. My pumpkin lacks the will
    as his brain is served as swill
    his rind is made into a grin
    to remind us of all sin

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    1. Swill and sin
      Hand in hand for the win

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  12. Poor pumpkin has issues
    To cry into many tissues
    Let's save it from carving
    So we can see it smiling :)

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    1. Can it smile
      If carving doesn't go a mile?

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  13. Your pumpkin has issues
    let me give you a tissue
    I feel the pain of the knife
    cutting through life's strife

    My pumpkin is filled with seeds
    please don't smash them on the road
    watching as my inside bleeds
    seeds of dreams, I carry your load

    carve some eyes so you may see
    scoop out all the mushy debris...
    look at the issues, then pass a tissue

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    1. Carve eyes
      Some may get wise
      They mushy debris
      Pitched in the sea
      No longer a shadow in the night
      Things come to light

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    2. maybe, you have opened some eyes
      to see what others try to disguise
      spraying our foods with pesticides
      this practice i do despise
      slowly poisoning our insides..

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    3. Maybe the cat does
      With his buzz
      Either way
      He'll keep ranting away

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  14. though no waste on pumpkins
    they will be eaten by pigs/cows

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  15. Orange you glad you're not a pumpkin?

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    1. That i am indeed
      Suck having to spit out each seed

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  16. ugh... sad on all the pesitzides...not fun for a pumpkin...neither for us..

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    1. Rots us both
      Plus adds to disease growth

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  17. It is sad how few know anything about this

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    1. Ignorance is bliss
      As they are amiss

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  18. Poor pumpkin has an issue. Post is funny and lovely...

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  19. Poor pumpkin, being poisoned like that. And poor us...or me, anyway; I'm being drugged to dumbness myself.

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    1. haha drugged to dumbness you say
      May need a good cleansing at your bay

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  20. So sad about all the pesticides and genetic modifications.
    Very sad that people have to tamper so much with the nature of the humble pumpkin!!

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    1. Yeah even the pumpkin gets its due
      From the pesticide crew

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  21. "no one cares?" I care. What's a pumpkin without seed, without the guts to succeed? I care. What's air tanked full of toxin, seeping in my lungs-no option?

    :)

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    1. Good you care
      And are aware
      Way to be
      Avoiding best you can at your sea

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  22. We'll have a brief moment of silence for the pumpkin...

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    1. Very very brief
      As it at least got some relief

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  23. My pumpkins are still fresh, ready to be carved to soup ~

    Enjoyed this one Pat ~

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    1. Enjoy your soup
      As you scoop out the goop

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    1. What a gourd indeed
      Without even a seed

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  25. geesh...what kind of pumpkin patches do you have up there?
    Guess you're the one with the smog
    and chemicals at your bog.
    My pumpkin is organic
    so I don't have to panic. :)

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    1. That is good
      Your pumpkin is understood
      Ours are just rotten
      But still boughten

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  26. One year I carved a pumpkin
    and then I went away.
    I felt like such a bumpkin
    When I returned one day.
    Several months we'd gone through
    The pumpkin turned to goo,
    It sat out back
    Til I got back.
    And boy it STANK!
    PU!

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    1. Bet it was a perk
      To keep away a jerk
      No one came near
      Robbers stayed clear

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  27. I get my pumpkins from my aunts farm where I know she only grows the best. A pumpkin without seeds? How sad. That's the only part of the pumpkin I like to eat!

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    1. You like the pumpkin seeds you say
      Eww to that at my bay

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  28. We have to go make a catch
    At the nearby pumpkin patch
    With the ghosts and the scarecrows
    For me and the Human knows
    That the perfect ones go fast
    And the ickies are left for last!

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    1. The icky ones you don't want
      In your dreams those will haunt

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  29. Oh, that is sad, maybe it is better to let the cat carve your pumpkin.

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    1. He'd do a better job I bet
      Such a talented pet

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  30. Your pumpkin fails to know
    The best way to thrive and grow
    Is to get thrashed and mashed
    Then to have died
    For the sake of pie
    Ice cream on the side.

    xoRobyn

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    1. And chowed down on
      A little after dawn?
      That is a rude fate
      My pumpkin may hate

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  31. i don't like pumpkin pie
    or pumpkin soup
    if I see that I might just cry
    but pumpkin latte makes my heart swoop.

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    1. Pumpkin this and pumpkin that
      Is already hated by the cat

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  32. One thing I love this time of year is the pumpkin scents
    Whether it be candles or pie fragments
    Carving a Jack-o-Lantern is always fun
    But be careful to not leave the pumpkin our in the sun

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    1. The scent you say
      I suppose that is something nice at ones bay

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  33. Just caught more typos in my writing
    My goodness my lack of proofreading is frightening

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    1. haha bah a typo here and there
      Is fine when visiting my lair

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  34. Ah, pumpkins.
    Nice little munchkins.
    Happy fall.
    Have a ball. :-)

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