Saturday, October 5, 2013

Sixteen Brings Some Love. Be Sure And Wear A Glove!

Here we go again with some more crazies that come by my den. They just keep on coming so the cat lets you all see their humming. Why should I be the only one to suffer such a fate? Maybe with some you can relate?

"animal friendship between different s"

What do you think the last word will be? I bet it isn't see.

"rxea name meaning"

I say it means you are in need of a screening or good detox cleaning.

'kill the easter bunny\"

Do you think that slash will help you? Or is that a secret message to the Easter Bunny crew?

"stop touching signs"

No! I will touch signs high and low. I will touch them and in the dark they will glow.

"that fart was so nasty i could smell it for a week later"

And you are telling this to an alligator? How did you end up in my crater?

"Nude hags on the beach"

My, aren't you a peach. I bet you wish they were in reach.

"Weiner with a coating"

Hmmm are you trying to make it slick? You might want to try some spotted dick.

"Spotted dick"

See, what did I tell you? This guy has some at his zoo.

"One eyed creatures that could be real"

Elsie is the star today, I guess old one eye will have to come out and play.

"time never lets me have any fun and it keeps"

It keeps what? Ticking at your hut?

And finally the winner for today sure had a lot to say. They deserve a trophy at their sea. But they won't be getting one from me. Instead they will be here for all to view. Do you think they have a clue?

rubbing two balls make iron and has a hard cast

I bet with the rubbing they had a blast. But if they put iron on them they are probably a thing of the past. Why anyone types such things in mass, is sure unknown to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

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    1. No #52 without a break
      Hopefully still light on the legs!

      Hank

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    2. Getting quite the streak
      Who knows where it will peak

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    3. I don't think anyone cares anymore
      to try and break his score.
      ha.

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    4. I tried a few mornings as I was up early but, still wasn't
      early enough to beat Hank out of number one...lol..

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    5. When the time goes back
      People tend to attack

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    6. We shall see
      What comes to be

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  2. spotted dick...sounds like someone should go see a doctor

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    1. haha they just want a treat
      Eating it is sweet?

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  3. Crazies, weirdos at Cat's door
    Stupid phrases do explore
    Send phrase police and do arrest
    They'd do better behind bars, I do attest.

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    1. There they should remain
      Getting off the creepy train

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  4. Why so much hate towards the bunny

    but not the boogeyman with some rotten honey.

    also sorry for not being here yesterday

    having the stomach flu can lead to some dismay

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    1. Right to stay away
      No spreading germs at my bay haha

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  5. I think those were all very misdirected hits, lolol

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    1. lol that they could be
      At least hopefully

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  6. Nude hags on the beach
    Are rather adamant to teach
    A thing or two
    What have you
    Array of arsenal not easily ditched

    Hank

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    1. Could surely teach
      As they preach
      Out of reach
      At the beach
      Might need some bleach

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  7. So where were these phrases found?
    I didn't read where these came to you, I should hire a hound
    Regardless of their origin, quite some crazy phrases
    I hope this isn't just another one of those crazes

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    1. They are found under stats
      You probably too have some ding bats

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  8. Speaking of detox cleaning. I just did a liver flush last night, finishing it up this morning. Make me kind of blah!!! At least for one day... then I am good again.

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    1. Always does make one feel blah indeed
      But goes away after it takes seed

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  9. man i feel bad for the easter bunny, just saying
    cause his ass they'll be slaying....
    spotted dick comes in a can as well
    need an opening to get in you hand, aint that swell

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    1. Poor bunny
      May not find it funny
      Might get some spotted dick
      Could think that is slick

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  10. I guess some people don't really have a clue to what they are looking for ~

    Happy Saturday ~

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    1. Nope, they don't seem to
      At their crazy zoo

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  11. There are some strange peeps out there for sure!
    In such a variety ~ and not demure.
    Take care
    at your lair!

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    1. They are strange
      Out far far on the range

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  12. Good Morning,

    Whoa you have some crazies at your show
    they are rather bizarre as you know...
    "stop touching signs"
    maybe they just want to read the "lines"

    people searching high and low
    for what I do not know..but, fun
    to read at your show...

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    1. Crazies abound
      As they seem to surround
      But at least I can use
      To rhyme and abuse

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  13. Not touching that last one for anything in the world...

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    1. Yeah not even in the clutch
      Would you want to reach out and touch

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  14. I'm always amazed at the words people will include in a search... writing completes sentences or phrases, etc.

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    1. Yeah song lyrics or quotes I can see as they search for the name
      But not sure why other ones light their crazy flame

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  15. Um. Yeah. Weird.
    Weird that people type that in, and weird that it leads to you!
    Nude hags?

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  16. I'm glad no crazies cross my pad!!

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    1. I bet they do
      Just have to look at your zoo

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  17. The last one is the craziest Pat, some of these are just too much haha, I wouldn't mind if you did 100 of these!

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    1. 100 will probably come due
      Before I'm done at my zoo

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  18. Remember that road sign that said, "Do Not Touch This Sign...It Has Sharp Edges!" ? hahaha...maybe they were looking for that.

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    1. haha that could be it
      Some are reasonable at my pit
      Others though
      I just don't know

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  19. Funny search phrases. I'm always amazed by some of the phrases that people search for.

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    1. Yeah it can amaze
      As they let loose their craze

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  20. my mind had a semi-on crash. I hope I recover.

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    1. Hope you do too
      And no rash comes due

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  21. Ever wonder why they get directed to you?
    Makes me think they know you are crazy too.

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    1. haha crazy I can be
      But not creepy at my sea

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  22. I'm just gonna keep away from that alligator!

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  23. Pat in da Hatt
    The rhyming cat
    Spotted Dick
    Will do the trick
    Then a toad-in-the-hole
    Lick the bowl
    I think you need a rhyming detoxification
    At your zoo-type nation
    Good day to you
    Have some poo
    From Scooby-Doo....

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    1. No poo for me
      At me sea
      That does not cause glee
      You can hang it from a tree

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  24. No touching here either . . .

    ...........dhole

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    1. haha no one wants to touch
      Very much

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  25. one's crawling up stand
    to discover the sign/ad:
    'don't touch - fresh paint'
    what caused him to faint

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