Monday, October 14, 2013

The Future I See At My Tree!

So the cat invented a time machine but the thing was rather mean. I only let me see headlines for a while and them turned back the dial. Damn thing just won't work right. But I decided to share them at my site.

2042: Taxes are no more!
That is right, they threw them out the door.
Instead the government takes all your money,
And gives you an allowance on days that are sunny.

2024: All food is now GMO produced.
Waste is now so reduced.
Grow your food in a lab.
Who cares if to the hospital you have to take a cab.

2099: Cure for cancer could be here soon.
Right! Lazy minds fed with a spoon.
All are still shit outta luck.
Bow to the almighty buck.

2033: Robots to step in for humans at work.
My that will be such a perk.
You can stay home all day.
Get your allowance in 9 years on a sunny day.

2065: Lindsay Lohan wins presidential election.
At that age could she give anyone an erection?
Does she even now?
Maybe a barn yard cow.

2019: The first computer talks back.
It wanted to go on an attack.
But after playing a thermonuclear war game.
It realized humans were just lame.

2051: Number of extinct animals is greater than alive ones.
But of bugs there are still tons.
That will keep cats at play,
At each and every bay.

2028: Lottery proven to be rigged.
A money pit is surely digged.
I know it is dug,
But I was happy as they all sued the thug.

2035: Houses are put on the moon.
You can now live like a cartoon.
Float around with no cares.
Watch out for evil alien stares.

2020: Pat and The Cat are super rich.
I hope that wasn't a glitch.
The cat would like to be rich in his old age,
Forever going strong on his page.

And those are the ones I got this time. If I find more I'll give them a chime. Any sound appealing to you? The last is the only one we like at our zoo. The rest just gives us gas, especially my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

85 comments:

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    1. Through to # 61
      This is some fun!

      Hank

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    2. Hank Congrat
      Sorry I've been neglecting you
      I'm spending much time at my zoo
      Challengers must be out to lunch
      But they'll be back in a bunch

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    3. When time goes back
      Usually gets a little hairier at my shack

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    4. Thanks Manzie, you're right!

      Hank

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    5. A cheer squad
      As they applaud

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  2. The first computer talks back
    It may help for what one lacks
    One's secret is opened
    Will that be a concern
    If that happens it gets the sack

    Hank

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    1. Yeah telling all
      At every hall
      Would get the boot
      Down the garbage chute

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  3. Why can't half the bugs be extinct?
    From what I read yesterday, we'll actually have people living on Mars by that time. Wild, huh?

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    1. Can't say I'd cry
      If the mosquitoes were to die
      Yeah we'll meet the martians soon
      At their red sand dune

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  4. Cure to cancer would be great
    more years before the pearly gate
    wouldn't mind their being no taxes
    during Lindsay's term it will be!

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    1. She's so dumb
      She'd at least untax rum

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  5. If Lindsay Lohan becomes president
    Then I will no longer be a resident

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    1. haha know how to scare you away
      From your u.s. bay

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  6. I am going to ship you to the US and make you president. No More Taxes!! Or Cancer!!

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    1. Get the cat crates out. Canada is moving to US. nyuk nyuk nyuk

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    2. No quarantine though
      If the cat has to go there it's a no go

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    3. except Canadians can't be president

      We've been trying to tell Ted Cruz, our annoying resident

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    4. haha well maybe they will change that law
      Or she'll show her claw

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  7. That look into the future was nice
    To it I'll have to say "No Dice"
    All GMO's sound peach-keen
    Let robots grind my coffee bean
    Lohan for prez sounds about right
    Idiocracy again dumb as a mite
    Gold coins will rain from the sky every day
    But nothing to buy so you don't have to pay

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    1. Yeah that I agree
      But it will come due sadly
      At least the gmo
      Not sure on america being the lindsay lohan show lol

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  8. Here's to 2020,. when Pat and the cat are in the money. The worst part, I just know is that one is true about GMOs. I'd like things for the better to change, but humans are just too freakin' strange.

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    1. Yeah the gmo one is surely true
      Flush that crap down the loo
      Be nice to be in the money
      Move where it's always sunny

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  9. The lottery is rigged? Come on. Next thing you're gonna tell me, slot machines are all rigged so no one ever wins.

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    1. Those card games are rigged too
      Have I spoiled your dreams at your zoo?

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  10. You're going to be rich in 2020?
    That means me, too! With lots of money.
    In just 6 short years?
    Oh we will get a lot of jeers.
    ha.

    Happy Thanksgiving up your way
    hope you have fun at your bay.
    So you guys stole our holiday, too?
    Right down to the very same menu?
    But you didn't want to share the date?
    Didn't want that black friday fate?
    hahaha. I guess that means you're smarter than us
    as most here get into all that fuss.

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    1. haha we shall see
      Hopefully not a hoax at my tree
      6 years is a long time though
      So you never know

      Technically we could have done it first
      So you guys took the stealing burst
      But then research is not known to be exact
      So who knows who first did the act

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  11. Nice. I like you being rich. Just wish it happened sooner.
    I think some bugs will also be extinct. Let's put crickets on the wish list.

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    1. Yes, sooner would be nice
      I'd get rid of bed bugs, termites, mosquitoes and lice

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  12. The US Budget is a total mess,
    Congress are idiots I must confess.
    But Lindsey as president?
    Of this I'm not sure.
    How about Lindsay for Senator,
    to reduce the manure?

    I hear it's Thanksgiving in the Great White North,
    I hope much happiness the day brings forth. :)

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha that would be quite the task
      She could wear a mask
      Getting rid of the manure
      Finding a cure

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  13. Hahaha. That looks like an interesting future. :D

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    1. Not all grand
      But could be fun across the land

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  14. Great fun and well thought out, of course a cure for cancer would be great.
    Well done, enjoyed the read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Not going to happen though
      One will surely never show

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  15. Make your food in a lab?
    Lindsay Lohan president??
    The best you will be rich I wish you the best lol

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    1. haha yeah that is the best
      Beats all the rest

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  16. Here's to hoping Lohan wins the presidential election on the moon.
    Where she's moved with the Kardashian baboons.

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    1. haha she would still find a way
      To screw with earth and make us pay

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  17. My favorite is 2065
    That would kill anyone who's still alive.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yep with such dread
      They'd wish they were dead

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  18. i like how timeless so many lines be
    love to see you and the cat rich at your sea

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    1. Rich would be grand
      We'd share across the land

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  19. I think 2020 is purrfect vision indeed!

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    1. Puurrrfect in every way
      Could spend the cat's old age always at play

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  20. What?! Nothing good comes my way??

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    1. I'll look in to you
      Next time at my zoo

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  21. About Pat and the cat, I'm sure
    When it comes to the cure for cancer
    Not so much
    Because the medical industry has gotta work

    Secondly, the movies showed all sorts of things
    Like the terminator
    And the Matrix
    And others
    But such things mostly never happen

    The lines do not rhyme
    Let us just assume I tried

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    1. We can pretend you tried
      and yeah things need to collide
      For anything to work
      With each medical and big pharma jerk

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  22. Oh my blogger ate my message!
    Cure for cancer and no taxes sure sounds great
    and certainly hope Cat and Pat get rich in 2020!

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    1. Blogger is just mean
      Or hungry at my scene
      We shall see
      Maybe I'll find a money tree

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  23. I think we will look back at this post and realize how right you were, probably...I just hope you were wrong with Lindsay Lohan..she won't live that long.

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    1. Yeah that is a good point
      She'll probably overdose at her joint

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  24. The next presidential assassination will be in 2065.

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    1. hahaha I think you are right
      Bullets will take flight

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  25. Except for the last one, this is so scary
    So close to the truth, I am ever wary

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    1. Yeah scary it is
      And much comes from the greed of big biz

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  26. orlin N cassie

    eight mor yeerz N yur richer N Gates
    eatin de toonaz off golden plates
    N Buffet's income is meer coin
    bazillionairz club ewe all three join
    we hope yur wish doez come troo
    can we get a loan.. a million will due !!!

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    1. haha a million will come your way
      If I turn out as rich as Gates at my bay

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  27. Best new concept in a while Pat, I think it'll be cool to look back on this post in like 20 years time and see if you did manage to get any of these right, Lohan as President might be a bitch of a stretch, I sure hope so anyway!

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    1. Yeah lets hope she does not
      Be interesting to see if I was right about any plot

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  28. when lindsay lohan is president i am defecting...ha...they give us an allowance....oy...would not surprise me one bit...though the thought makes me sick

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    1. Yeah the thought makes me sick too
      You can defect to my zoo

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  29. A belly laugh came forth from me
    Upon your government line
    Loud and long and full of glee
    You pegged it so perfectly fine

    And then there's the rest
    Shaking my head in horror
    True citizens test
    Won't vote for Lindsay for sure!

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    1. Yeah they are easy to peg
      One need not beg
      Sad but true
      And much scary could come due

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  30. I like the last one too
    Super rich at your zoo
    Lots of treats for the cat
    And fame for Pat :)

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    1. Fame they can keep
      Let my wallet run deep
      And all is grand
      In our land haha

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  31. Mighty depressing
    I be confessing

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  32. I hope the last one is true
    and the cat and you
    will share your riches with us all
    and then we would all have a ball

    betty

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    1. haha that would be grand
      All across the land

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  33. Don't forget your blog buddies when 2020 rolls around. grin.

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    1. haha if all are still around
      Fun may be found

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  34. 2065 sure is a bad year! But we hope 2020 come true. We did some rhyming today at our blog, and we thought of you! (Nothing like your posts, believe us!)

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    1. haha rhyming you say
      Will have a look at your bay
      And let's hope so
      2020 gives us lots of dough

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  35. Rhyming per day
    With all who's here today
    That will keep cats at play,
    At each and every bay.

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    1. Yep the cats will twirl
      And rhyme up a whirl

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  36. Sorry Cat I am late at your gate
    but, never fear I am always here..
    riches for Pat & Cat is a good fate
    I'm afraid cancer will never disappear
    too much money in that, they'll make you wait

    the lottery is rigged, will roulette rule
    no taxes you say give three cheer
    just another ploy for us working fools
    you've seen the future at your tree
    sharing with all so they may see
    the cat likes to play each day
    he likes to chime in his rhymes
    but, heard he doesn't eat key lime..

    Hope you had a great holiday at your bay...








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    1. haha nope not eating key lime
      That would be a crime
      And roulette it is
      With the winning biz
      Each day we are here
      With our rhyming cheer

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  37. No worries about Lohan being president, she'd be late getting her nod in. ;)

    I could say something political here, it's tempting, but I shan't. And you're welcome. :)

    I vote for the last one, there are worse things than being financially set, and your cats deserve the best of the best in scratching posts! :)

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    1. What, keeping quiet, you?
      That is a first at my zoo lol
      The last would be grand
      Here in my land

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  38. That future is pretty bleak. lol Lindsay Lohan for president..I won't be voting for her. LOL

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    1. lol yet I be many would
      Thinking she's misunderstood

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