Wednesday, October 2, 2013

They Are Back And Causing More Flack!

Here they are once more. These nuts always show up at my shore. Don't they have anything better to do at their zoo? Like fluff their weird looking hairdo.


Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you sit around
Growing and growing all the more round
Refusing to do any exercise
Thinking you are so very wise
You get a, you get a, heart attack
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da
Get off your butt and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo

Well I can't say I disagree but they now can leave me be. Go eat some candy or something and flee from my wing. I guess not. They must suffer from brain rot.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from trying to please
From the neighbor to your cat's fleas
Nothing but a waste of your time
Then they tell you to suck a lime
Leaving you holding the, holding the bag.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Do for you and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do

Do you really need to tell this? I knew this as it brings me bliss. I can easily flip them the bird if they are absurd. Or give them a dead one. That is also fun. Not gone yet? You are annoying this rhyming pet.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you think all day
Turning and turning refusing to hit play
Nothing but grief and a headache
Refusing to write or even partake
Making you, making you, your own worst enemy.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Stop thinking so much and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do

Don't think just write, what a concept at my site. Is that all you have today? Why don't you just go the heck away?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Stuck in a rut with nowhere to go
You possess the know how but refuse to glow
Thinking it will never be enough
Trying to do the same old stuff
Making you, making you, a copy cat.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Branch out more and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do
Now are you done? Good, away they did run. Are you less or more insecure now? Did the oompa loompa's make you have a cow? Never fear they are gone to grass. But I'm sure they'll be back one day to annoy my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

83 comments:

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    1. Unbroken through #49
      All so sublime!

      Hank

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    2. One more
      Hopefully waffles doesn't come to explore

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  2. Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do
    Gets one worked up looking for a cue
    Get from Pat's lot
    Ideas he has got
    Never seems to dry up heck of a slew

    Hank

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    1. Not yet at least
      For this furry beast

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  3. Making you your own worst enemy. That is so true!
    You are a testimony to the fact we just need to keep writing.
    Thanks for participating in the IWSG! Today is a really big day.

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    1. Big day you say
      I guess it is the grand opening of your new bay
      And keep on keeping on
      Each day at my lawn

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  4. Oompa Loompa, life is good!
    What's happening to the neighborhood?
    Oompa Loompa in happiness to live
    until it all goes through the big sieve!

    Have a good day, Pat & Cat!

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    1. haha then it just comes out
      And you are left to pout

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  5. Very good advice and now I'll be seeing those little Oompa Loompas all day long. Yikes!!!!

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    1. Seeing them everywhere
      May drive you to drink at your lair

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  6. I won't sit around all day
    I won't eat candy all day
    I'll take your advice
    I'll branch out

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    1. Branch away
      Never know what will happen at your bay

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  7. Those Oompa Loompas here there and everywhere
    Almost as if they haven't a care
    Nice advice you gave us in this post
    This is why you're an awesome host

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    1. Fun to be such a host
      Here at my coast
      As the orange guys
      Swarm like flies

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  8. I just looked up the oompa loompa song, lolol
    I've yet to see the movie. hubby loves it.
    Happy middle of the week. :)

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    1. LOL you live under a rock?
      Geez need to watch more movies at your dock

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  9. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me
    cat is full of good advice by his sea
    as he struts about, shaking off fleas
    contemplating his advice as I drink tea
    living in happiness is the way to be

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me
    shake off the blues smile with glee
    expand the horizon fly wild & free
    write for fun & happiness you'll see
    Pat & cat are smart holding the key

    Now, this song is playing in my head
    get out the pencil break some lead..
    if nothing happens go back to bed
    dream the day away instead..lol..

    Catch you later don't fall in a moon crater
    had to say it you know it makes me laugh..

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    1. haha I'll avoid craters if near you
      You may just push me in so it comes due
      Then you can warn all
      As it happened for real at your hall
      Unless you get caught
      Then you'll go to jail for your crater pushing plot lol
      Writing for fun is the way to be
      At just about every sea
      And listen to the cat
      How about that
      Now you'll have the song in your head
      Hope it doesn't cause you dread

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    2. Now, that song is doing loops
      see what you've have done
      head is spinning like a hula hoop
      I think I've come undone..

      You will laugh when we fly to the moon
      those martians spied our ship..oops
      I let it slip...

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    3. haha oh so fun to do
      But i am laughing with you
      Maybe a bit at you
      What is a cat to do?

      So that is where we are going next time?
      Should be a fun chime

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  10. Great cat, now that song is stuck in my head. Wicked animal!!

    Yep, gotta keep writing even on the days you don't really feel like it. Just write a little something. But, never copy anyone!! That's a sin!!

    Great IWSG post!!

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    1. haha poor poor old one eye
      Wait until tomorrow under my sky
      The cat isn't a copy cat
      He'd rather eat a rat

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    2. If you're mean to me tomorrow, I'm going to take that rat and shove it up your rear, cat!!!

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    3. hahaha oh you and rear
      That could come near

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  11. ok so you have guilted me a little, i will
    exercise tonight....i am 5 years exercise free
    but i will break the habit and do it for me...
    oompa loompa dooompa dee dee
    this song is stuck in my head
    put me out of my misery.....

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    1. 5 years exercise free?
      Wow lazy gawker at your sea haha
      But then you do run around a bunch
      So get enough is my hunch
      Stuck in your head
      Until you go to bed

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  12. I purposely read and did not sing
    your little ditty that goes bong dat a bing
    Don't want that thing stuck in my head
    it will go on forever, giving me dread!
    I've heard of bloggers putting on pounds
    as they sit all day, looking around.
    Gotta push the laptop away
    and do some calorie burning at your bay!
    Or house cleaning will do it, too..
    especially if you have my crew!
    haha.

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    1. haha keep them out of your head
      Avoiding the dread
      Way to be
      At your sea
      And yeah I've heard of some too
      As they don't seem to have a clue
      Sit on laptop all day
      Widening at their bay
      Nope, not for me
      Getting round brings no glee

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  13. so true, all of it. I'm pretty sure I'd be a success in all things if it were for me being my worst enemy.

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    1. That is the case with many too
      Helps to be crazy at your zoo

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  14. That takes bird watching to a whole new level!

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    1. haha that is does
      Their hair needs a buzz

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  15. Writers seem to look for advice
    Just write it down and things will be nice
    Don't sit all day and stare at the air
    Write it down or get off the chair

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    1. The way to be
      At ones sea
      Write then get off ones ass
      Much will come to pass

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  16. Damn You! That is one of the hardest songs to get out of my head. I'll be singing it all day now!

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    1. hahaha payback from the cat
      For killing us at your mat

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  17. Nice Pat! Good reminders across the board.
    Especially that last bit; trying something new always strikes a chord :)

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    1. That it can surely do
      Easy enough at ones zoo

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  18. Ooopa loompa, do-ba-de-do
    I've got another puzzle for you
    What do you get when you
    act like a Cat,
    scratching and clawing and biting you back
    always on an offense attack
    walking around with your nose in the air
    acting like you haven't a care
    such bad things can happen to you
    if you don't do as the Loompa do.


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    1. Then again
      At your den
      You may get waited on hand and foot
      Even when covered in soot
      But you have to be a cat
      I suppose for that

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    2. Pffft No one waits on me hand and foot. My slave name is "Mom"

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    3. haha you are just in need
      Every day at your feed

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  19. Oh my goodness Pat this is the most funny post I've ever read from you seriously, you doopity do the oompa loompas so well, absolutely incredible!

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    1. haha was fun to do
      Although it has been done a time or two

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  20. I liked them the first time I saw that movie..the second and third times..not so much. lol They are kinda irritating now.

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    1. They can get on ones nerves indeed
      As their singing takes seed

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  21. I always prefer the orange ones from the original to the remake.

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    1. Original is the best
      Beats the stupid remake pest

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  22. I've gotta see the movie! I read the BFG to my kiddos most years ~ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory not so much. Take care!

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    1. The remake was crap
      Blow that off the map

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    2. No problem at all
      At my hall

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  23. orlin N cassie....mite bee just uz...but ooopaz ree mind uz oh pumpkinz...thiz iz why we due knot putz a pumpkin on de porch in de fall....they gives uz de heebeez....ooompaz that iz....

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    1. Pumpkins are at play
      Could go bowling with their display

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  24. "Don't think just write." I like it.

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    1. Much easier to do
      And who knows what will come through

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  25. So funny...I can't read those words without hearing the tune.
    Second stanza...I'm the one left holding the bag. Bummer. Occasionally I have a thought like, hey, do what YOU want...but not very often.
    :)

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    1. haha need to listen to that thought
      And yeah the tune can play to my plot

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  26. The Oompa's sing truth, I can't help but agree,
    they offer valuable guidance here at your sea.
    For writers, the answer means making words,
    even first drafts that are nothing but turds.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. The turds will come
      Grab some rum
      The turds will go
      And shiny will show

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  27. Sort through their lyrics and you will see
    Gems of advice for you and for me.
    Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-day
    Little people speak grand thoughts
    When you hear what they say.
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doll
    This coming from a gal who is less than 5 feet tall
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-dee
    Now where do I find Willy Wonka's factory?

    xoRobyn

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    1. Wow you are short
      Never knew that at your court
      Get a pumpkin head like those guys
      And you could go around giving oompa loompa cries

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  28. Great reading this. Inspiring too for all the advice in the verse.

    Nas

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    1. Glad I can inspire
      And maybe light a fire

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  29. Oompa Loompas
    So much fun
    Next to them
    I'm the tall one.

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    1. Up your ego
      Up your stance
      Let's hope down below
      They don't give a glance

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  30. I am exercising thank you very much.... Well I am doing yoga, so I guess that counts

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    1. Yeah that counts indeed
      Helps in many ways at ones feed

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  31. I'd feel insecure if I had an orange face like that! Looks like self-tanning gone bad!

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  32. oh great, imagine my fate, I got that song stuck in my head, all night I dread :)

    (cute rhyme :)

    betty

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    1. haha hope you get some sleep
      And the song doesn't run too deep

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  33. I wonder what you'd get if you crossed an Oompah-Loompah with a Teletubby?

    If I had an answer to that
    I'd be a very intelligent Cat
    Alas, I do not
    And that's all I got.

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    1. A strange creature indeed
      Would be a feature on every news feed

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  34. All I can think about when I see an oompa loopa is how good they'd taste if we started hunting them.

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    1. haha hmmm they may want to avoid you
      As supper could come due

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  35. Excuse me while I readjust the Lazy-Boy chair . . .

    ......dhole

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    1. haha at least it is comfy at your sea
      For thee

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  36. That image must be from the older Chocolate Factory movie, right? I seem to recall the Oompa Loompas looking different in the movie released in more recent years.

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    1. Yeah the new ones were different indeed
      From that carp remake they didn't need

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