Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Those That You See That Should Be!

So you always see the scary at Halloween and it is always the same old scene. You get these fake monsters and such who look scary to the touch. But the next day they are gone, unless some pass out on your lawn. Yet some scary's are still out there. Let me prove it to you at my lair.


Steroids are bad.
Just look at this lad.
The poster boy.
Buy in bulk, get a free toy.


Drench your face.
Make up you must fully embrace.
Put a clown to shame.
I bet a mime is to blame.


See what I mean?
A golden mime on your screen.
Oh wait that is just lust.
Care for some gold dust?


You better beware.
Who knows what is hiding in that hair.
Probably home to the bogeyman.
Might even be its own trash can.


And man boobs galore.
Those are scary at any shore.
Even the fake kind.
To do this one must be in a bind.


Need I say a word?
I wonder if out comes a plastic turd?
That must be hard to pass.
It might even give plenty of gas.


And still on that train,
Something you could gain.
It would be with you for life.
For an STD she could be your wife.


I just don't know.
This is such a scary show.
Speaking of which,
Even trying to watch that Anger Management thing makes me itch.


 And this one is all tongue.
His belfry may be rung.
But he has a streak.
Even if he is up crazy creek.


And the scariest of all,
This mook who shares his ball.
With another's wife.
Just looking causes strife.

Now I think I have proved my point today at my joint. At least at Halloween they can fit right in at just about every bin. But then the next day they are still that way, with such a scary display. If you wake up to any of them on your grass, bury them like I do stuff in the litter that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

93 comments:

  1. Excuse me while i now go throw up. But I did beat Hank!

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    1. Well done John!
      Where have you been
      Been a long time
      You came back with a bang!

      Hank

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    2. Came back
      On the #1 attack
      Hopefully you it the loo
      When you went to umm spew

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  2. Seeing Goldust on here has possibly made my week, I just don't consider it possible that Pat could be a bit of a wrestling geek!

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    1. haha used to be
      Way back at my sea
      Not any more
      But still know much at my shore

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  3. OMG, nightmares for sure!!!! Cat lady and man boobs sort of look like they have the same hair type and that is even scarier!!!!

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    1. hahaha that they do
      Yuck and more to those twp

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  4. Nice post meh, I learnt something from this post and I'm working on making it useful. The blog reminds me of an equally interesting blog on my reading list http://danieluyi.com Dating and Personal Development Blog .
    keep up the good work.

    Regards

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    1. A spammer
      I'll whack you with a hammer

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  5. A thought provoking rhyme,
    Though a bit scary.
    It will teach us lesson
    If we all end up hairy.

    Yvonne..

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    1. All get hairy and plastic
      Time to do something drastic

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  6. There is no lack for ugly in this world. Too bad it's not confined to just Halloween night.

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    1. Yeah that would be great
      One night only such images are ones fate

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  7. Who knows what constitutes ugly these days. Sometimes, I think the world has gone psycho. My day job agency proves it with every promotion.

    .......dhole

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    1. Yeah all a matter of perception I guess
      Still, these are scary I confess

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  8. I'm with John. *gags* Holy Carrot Top! Bluck!!!

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    1. haha that makes two
      Damn, I'm good at my zoo

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  9. At least these people don't have to dress up
    No worries about a costume mess up
    Is that Carrot Top in the first picture
    Looks just like him for sure

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    1. Yep, that is him
      All steroid and grim
      That is true
      They can save a buck or two

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  10. With what we have here as some offerings
    We need not go for the scary Halloween
    They re feared
    Just as weird
    The way they appear we need not imagine

    Hank

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    1. True, imagination is at bay
      With such a display
      They take the cake
      Scary they make

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  11. now my head is filled with this stuff
    some look tough, some rather rough
    I must say I think I've seen enough

    Oh, I hated that scene in Austin Powers
    hope these images will not stay for hours

    Halloween is scary but real life scarier
    how do you come up with these things
    one never knows what your post will bring

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    1. hahaha hey, it's not a pirate lass
      Or g-string mandy in mass
      Just a guy with a big ass
      And boobs that would scare a bass
      Hopefully they go from your head
      Think of the camel from hump day instead

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    2. Oh don't get me going on
      Hump day one never knows
      what I will say

      The pirate lass took a flip
      or perhaps she had a slip
      but, she is not aboard my ship
      as the captain walks the plank
      looking rather swank..

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    3. Haha but it is fun
      To get you on a hump day run
      And the captain is screwed
      A lucky dude? lol

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  12. good lord....can you tell its halloween
    you given me nightmares at my scene
    i need mental floss to pick that out my brain
    i might just go insane---i just have to keep
    in mind they all have a mother who loves them
    ha

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    1. haha hopefully you get out of the bind
      Out of sight and out of mind
      Nightmares like that
      Could scare even the cat
      That is true about their mother
      Maybe even a brother

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  13. Trick or treat ding the bell door
    There's a spook, invite to your floor
    Have a conversation on who did their costume
    A satisfaction grin growing like a mushroom
    Beware the ones who say, "this is the really me"
    Invite the neighbors in to peep, for this they'd pay a fee

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    1. Oh make some dough
      I'll give that a go
      Could rake in much
      Even they pay extra to touch

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  14. Holy Schmoly Guacamoley...!!
    This has given me quite a fright
    Now I won't be able to sleep at night!! LOL

    I have some rhymes all neat and glib
    Go take a peek over at my crib...
    Writer In Transit

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    1. LOL well at least you can get things done
      Being up before the sun

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  15. I went right to Google to see if Carrot Top got on Steroids, oy! What a big difference, haha, pun not intended.

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    1. Yeah has to be on something
      As you pun away at my wing

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    1. haha I'll leave her to you
      And her diseases too

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  17. I remember Golddust from WCW

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    1. Actually WWF he was
      Don't think WCW had his buzz

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  18. Yep, Cat Lady's definitely the scariest.

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  19. The man boobs make me want to vomit. And the rest make me want to run! Scary stuff at your shore today!

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  20. Dear Pat, the last time I dressed up for something was for a party when I was about 55 and I wore a gray track suit with turquoise stripes plus a large straw hat with a turquoise boa draped around it. The boa also draped down over my shoulder and I entered the room boogieing! My friends all laughed themselves silly! Peace.

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    1. haha sounds like quite the entrance indeed
      There at your feed

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  21. These yuppies all look like sick puppies
    They cause a fright year round too, and with how scary they look, don't even need to say boo!

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    1. haha and there you go
      They can help halloween by 24/7 at your show

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  22. Some of those are down right scary...John Stamos...not so much. lol

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    1. lol yeah he is the best of the bunch
      Rest are out to lunch

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  23. What you have shown us is truly a fright
    So pale by comparison is Halloween night
    If any of these creatures I should see at my door
    I'll send them back over to stay at your shore!

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    1. And i'll have the litter box ready
      Out things will come steady
      If they appear
      They'll get stuff from my rear

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  24. orlin N cassie......ya noe how we due knot visit on de week oh endz N sum times on fryday coz we iz knot a loud on line....we wish two day wuz one oh thoze timez.....ba jezuz iz we glad we iz catz !!!

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    1. hahahaha did not escape this one
      Under my sun

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  25. I've always loved Halloween,
    but even then some things should not be seen!

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    1. Halloween is a time for scary
      Are they too hairy?

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  26. Love Truedessa's 'Halloween is scary but real life is scarier.' So true:)

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    1. That is true indeed
      Smart lass at her feed

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  27. Hey, you know Dolly's my girl! Leave her alone, and Pam too! And Uncle Jesse got his haircut and he still looks good...
    The rest I'm not so sure about. The scary scary scary lady, is that real? Photoshopped? Real? Why why why would someone do that to themselves? I'm going to have nightmares for sure. Poor scary lady...

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    1. hahaha thought of that
      When saw the song at your mat
      Pam though?
      You need standards at your show lol

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  28. Oh my god, that guy with man boobs scares me!!!
    He needs a bra more than many women.....yikes!

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    1. hahaha thankfully it's just a fat suit
      For the brute

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  29. YIKES! These are some scary folks
    I hope they only look like this to make jokes
    If this is their everyday face
    I'm afraid they don't belong to the human race.

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    1. Sadly most are every day
      I hope they weren't born that way

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  30. Hi Pat,
    I wonder if these "lovely" folk,
    realize they're really a joke.
    Tracy :-)

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    1. I don't think they do
      Or they'd never be in view

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  31. "For an STD she could be your wife" <-Exceptional line

    Simon gets the friends' wives pregnant
    And says, "Oh well, we won't tell."
    Til the custody payments
    And then runs like hell.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha away goes his dough
      For playing down below
      But he has enough
      Teach him to go in the buff

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  32. They are so scary I might not sleep tonigh...NOT!

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    1. haha sleep through anything
      At your wing

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  33. This is the best of the lot
    of the blogs I've read today
    though some of those faces are just downright scary
    and I hope they keep far away

    betty

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    1. haha the best of the best
      I like passing that test

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  34. Were there moles on those moobs?
    Showing them is a baaaaad move.
    ha.

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    1. hahaha baaaad indeed
      Powers should take heed

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  35. Was Carrot Top on steroids, too?
    I thought he just did the plastic surgery move.

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    1. Nope, steroids or something of the like
      He sure took a hike

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  36. With all parts replacement soon
    Halloween will be robot's show for sure

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  37. This is freakin' frightening!
    I'm out of here like lightening!

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  38. Yup, those are some scary people. And its scary what people will do to their selves in a quest for beauty.

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    1. Yep, that is the scary part
      Thinking they need to look like a fried pop tart

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  39. Don't these people see how scary they look? I just have a hard time believing they would keep doing this to themselves.

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    1. haha and yet they do
      Must have a loose screw

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  40. Thanks for the freak show.
    My head? It is spinning.
    These pix go to show
    even Charlie Sheen: NOT winning.

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    1. haha hey payback at my sea
      For all your Richard Simmons glee

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  41. Holy moly am I glad none of these freaks will be knocking on my door for treats tonight!

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