Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Whoopdi Friggin Doo Gives You A Clue!

Robbie Raisin is here, so have no fear, if you are late there are plenty of others who can relate. But here today on Whoopdi Friggin Doo. I am going to be nice and help all of you. So get ready for your best costume ever. After this you will swear I am clever.


Need a pop?
Well forget the gum drop.
Just chew the fat.
Aren't I a dirty rat?


If you get drunk,
Don't sleep in your trunk.
Test your breath here.
Blow into that center gear.


Catch the big one.
Have tons of fun.
Don't even need a pole.
I guess that depends on the role.


Get a wish.
Instead of a fish.
Rub a ton.
A wish may be spun.


A good vibration.
At your station.
With a big vibrator on hand.
Would that not be grand?


Announce a bun in the oven.
After some lovin.
Or say you want one.
Then have fun.


She can play with Captain Pat Hatt.
Dressed like that.
With one yank,
Could walk the plank.


This sounds like a deal.
You can spin this roulette wheel.
Then you may win.
Either way it's a sin.


Anita Waxin time.
Folklore knows that is a crime.
But then she does it the redneck way.
Still doesn't sound like fun at any bay.


Or you could just get spooned.
And maybe even mooned.
Spooned and mooned,
Beats being marooned.

So there you have it today. Robbie Raisin is spicing up each bay. Don't every say I never helped you out, with my Whoopdi Friggin Doo shout.

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Hmmm he was helpful today I suppose, if you humans want to curl your toes. Maybe get weak in the knees. Bah, I'll just send you fleas. Any perk you up today on display at my bay? I may not want to know what comes to pass. I'll go back to cleaning my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

99 comments:

  1. This is so so weird Pat, especially the one of the bloke looking like a vibrator, made me laugh lots all the same! Here Pat I was musing this morning, see if like an absolute troll came onto here and started laying the insults on thick, like swearing and calling you insulting names, would you remove his comment, get all serious or destroy him through your usual rhyme in response?

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    1. haha yeah sure get some looks indeed
      If you wear these at your feed
      Hmmmm trolls are usually to scared to do so
      They'd rather email me at my show
      And hide away
      But if one was on display
      Probably just delete
      They only want attention at their street

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  2. You have certainly brightened my morning, Excellent post..
    Yvonne.

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  3. Some are dressed up for the kill
    That should plainly fit the bill
    They have ideas
    Have no fears
    Shows a longing long to be fulfilled

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they have a longing indeed
      To plant some seed lol

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  4. Good Morning,

    Hmm...where was your mind
    when you wrote this rhyme
    did you happen to fall in a gutter
    what is that I heard you mutter
    look at that a pirate girl in view
    especially for you, who knew...

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    1. I did not mutter
      I like the gutter
      Some may shutter
      Others stutter
      I remove the clutter
      So my bread the pirate girl can butter
      Figuratively, as it beats saying nutter
      Now I'll go around and putter lol

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    2. Well, she dare not board our ship
      on the way to bora bora shore
      she may slip and do a flip haha
      swimming her way to Singapore...

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    3. hahaha you have a feisty side
      She may be found coming in with the tide

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  5. I really would like to rub that lamp and make my wishes come true. Whoo Wee!!!! Yep, Anita still needs a wax I see and a root job.

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    1. haha wishes could abound
      And yep much waxing needs to be found

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    1. The point of halloween
      To make a scary scene

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  7. I am going to a Halloween party Friday night
    Don't have a costume yet, so use one of these I might
    Although a couple of them would get me kicked out
    Followed by a lot of angry shouts

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    1. haha dare you to
      Wear one and get kicked out at your zoo

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  8. And why don't we see you modeling any of these costumes?

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  9. hehe....walk that plank and you might get stank
    just saying, i hear what you are spraying
    not sure who i will be playing
    i have been a skeleton and the joker
    most recently, oh dear, i might want to take
    mine off, before people start to scoff

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    1. That you might
      Could be a fright
      That you might
      Just stay outta the light

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  10. Anita Waxin time would be a hoot to see on the beach or anywhere as far as that goes.

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    1. haha yeah it would be quite funny
      Although some may not find it so sunny

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  11. Watch out for the bubble gum man.
    Funny all the way.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      And yeah, see him might wanna run

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  12. Oh geesh...so many from which to choose!
    But the lifeguard would definitely loose! ha.

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    1. haha even if you were drowning at sea?
      You would not want him to save thee

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  13. Take the pirate girl and run
    For a weekend would be fun
    No relationship in sight
    Clingy girls give men a fright
    Better if her brain is dim
    You won't have to climb the limb
    Lift the anchor hoist the sail
    Pirate gals rarely fail

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    1. haha I'll grab on and sail away
      For a weekend stay
      No clingy in need
      Just go do the deed

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  14. Isn't blow just a figure of speech?
    Maybe my sister taught me wrong
    Rat-arse beetch!

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    1. haha nope, it can be much more
      You need to explore

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  15. Ooh gutter costumes, the bun in the oven one was funny.

    I accidentally deleted your comment and three others from my blog; that's what I get for trying to do it from work on my teeny tiny phone. Sorry :(

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    1. How rude of you
      There at your zoo lol
      Gutter is grand
      Across the land

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  16. And the newest craze - cock socks - and it's not even a Halloween costume!

    Going to throw up now!

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    1. hahaha I saw those
      They did curl my toes

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  17. omg the life guard costume is too funny.

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    1. haha with all that hair
      He'd surely scare

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  18. There's a section like this at the Halloween store and we happened into it on accident. My 6-yr. immediately started laughing and wanted to look around some more. I quickly ushered him away but not before he hollered to look at the b*ob@. lolol The Anita costume you put up has just saved me calories. I can never eat again. :)

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    1. I meant breakfast (which I was thinking of doing in minute). Oy!! This blog (shaking my head and backing away).

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    2. hahahaha the cat saves you some food
      So no need to give him attitude hahaha
      Oh he must have had a fun time
      Sneaking a peek, not such a crime

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  19. I jope they don't show up at my door on Halloween!

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    1. Yes, run far away
      If any show at your bay

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  20. I'm glad my fiancee is going to be something normal this year like a witch

    better than a b...

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    1. haha yeah it is indeed
      There at your feed

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  21. These costumes are really true?
    Some of them belong in a zoo!
    Lots of variety to choose
    With any of them, I don't think one could lose.

    betty

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    1. haha they'd sure get a gawk
      And make people talk
      As away they walk
      Causing shock

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  22. Don't worry about the mush!
    That's some angry bush!

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    1. That it is indeed
      They need to de-weed

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  23. I think this post is in context of Haloween. (From what I remember, sometime in last week of October.)

    We don't have Haloween here in India. Some people might celebrate it in the big cities, but not elsewhere.

    Happy Haloween.

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    1. That it is indeed
      Here it is celebrated at high speed
      But not by the cat
      He will have none of that

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  24. Oh, my heavens, did I ever pick a day to get caught up on blog reading... Holy moly!

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  25. If any of those costumes show up at my door
    I will immediately vomit on the floor.

    Gross!

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  26. Helpful? I wouldn't be caught dead in any of those! LOL!

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    1. lol see helpful indeed
      Showing you what you don't like at my feed

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  27. You went a bit far a field with these costumes, Pat.

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  28. I am glad that the costume shops all over the world stock the same ones! I am not missing out.

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    1. haha yeah all around
      They can be found

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  29. orlin N cassie...we dunno wear yur dad findz thiz stuff...ore wear this stuff finds yur dad...ore which iz mor crazed !!!!

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    1. Even we aren't that sick
      But we did click

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  31. Wow, I must live in a rock. The costumes made me laugh though.

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    1. haha now there won't be a shock
      If they visit your rock

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  32. Some of those costumes are just, well, scary ;)

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  33. Anita Waxin made me laugh
    She nitsa waxin real fast
    But the dates she goes on should still prepare
    To drive a chainsaw through that hair.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Make sure it has plenty of gas
      Has to chainsaw quite the mass

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  34. Such amazing photos of you
    Indeed it be true
    Robbie Raisin, indeed
    Sowing your seed
    Robbie Raisin raisin' your raisin
    Look at you praising Raisin.


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    1. You seem to love the raisin
      What next? that mook, drazin

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  35. The first few are sick
    since they focus on dicks.
    But, the scantily clad gals
    can be my pals.
    Dude with the pubes? Too much.
    He made me lose my lunch.

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    1. haha the dog will clean it up
      Such a handy pup
      Had to go for equality you know
      Here at my show haha

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  36. Do they really use those costumes? Lol! Hilarious!

    Nas

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    1. haha yeah some do
      To have a scary view

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  37. Whoopdi friggin doo....I like it. May have to make it my new phrase.

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    1. haha a great one
      To use under your sun

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  38. Yay for Halloween. Can't wait to show off what I'm going as... Tehehehe

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    1. haha going as you
      That would be tricky at your zoo

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  39. I like your creative take on these pictures, Pat!! You made me laugh.

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  40. My favorite - roulette wheel.
    spin it - and you win.

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  41. Who actually buys these things? Seriously?

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  42. I think I'm gonna be sick. Ugh.

    .......dhole

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  43. oy...i forgot my costume when turning up at your shore...does my pink tie count...? smiles

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    1. Hmm pink tie may not be as creative though
      But you could give it a go

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