So for dVerse today I think I will hit play. This may go on a while. So the run time could stretch a mile. We shall see what I pull from the pile as I turn up the movie dial.
You might be stating O Brother Where Art Thou? before I'm through.
For a great big mental Breakdown I may give you.
Tell the Newsies all about it.
You have Nothing to Lose at your pit.
Could make it all the way to Detroit Rock City.
But if it is Judgment Night that may be a pity.
Especially because White Men Can't Jump.
Unless they use Grease or leg hump.
At least they are out of the Rat Race.
So Club Dread they can embrace.
Unless Uncle Buck decides to join in.
Aladdin may think that is a sin.
Turner and Hooch may not though.
With a Fast Five away they may go.
But watch out for The Man Without a Face.
He and the Matchstick Men may shoot up the place.
Or go Dirty Dancing I suppose.
I'm a Liar Liar? Who knows?
You can trust me more than Grumpy Old Men.
The Principal doesn't say the same about my pen.
That is why I'm Leaving Las Vegas today.
I mean Flubber is doing so at its bay.
For a Few Dollars More,
And some Daylight down by the shore.
He will find out Reality Bites.
Especially when The Postman has you in his sights.
So if you are in Striking Distance of him,
Be Gone In 60 Seconds or things could get grim.
You could hire The Dream Team.
That would make Big Stan steam.
Or just go Commando one day,
That would even scare the Ghostbusters away.
It may be liked by The Man On The Moon.
But he won't be able to see it at High Noon.
So tune into another Frequency for the poor guy.
Air Force One will help you, no lie.
Unless Coyote Ugly is your fate.
Then you may need a Clean Slate.
That can be given by the Men in Black.
Unless Happy Gilmore decides to attack.
He may throw some Space Balls.
Defintely, Maybe a possibility at your halls.
But you can Lean On Me.
Aren't I Big at my sea?
It beats bringing Armageddon to you.
Do I have to say it Seven times at my zoo?
Maybe the Gremlins will help out.
If Mars Attacks and you shout.
At least no cliffhangar will come due.
If so, the Princess Bride will kill you.
Unless Ernest Goes To Jail.
Then The New Kids will give you bail.
But Fools Rush In.
Iron Man commmitts that sin.
Goodfellas like that.
Flushed Away they make you like a rat.
So Good Luck Chuck.
You and your Role Models are out of luck.
Sorry for the Critical Condition today.
Don't Die Hard at your bay.
The Silver Streak will be along soon.
Taking you to Silverado by noon.
Or maybe Tombstone.
Either way, Clerks will moan.
America's Sweethearts may like it though.
The Dark Knight is sure to show.
Fanboys everywhere will jump up and down.
It will be a Chicken Run across town.
Flawless in every way.
Until Godzilla comes to play.
Are you Losing It yet?
Gung Ho for the pet?
Sorry, Can't Buy Me Love.
It's Goin' South like a dove.
Your brain has Shattered?
Rambo is flattered.
I am a Man on Fire.
Unforgiven for something so dire.
Pat is Zapped for that one.
Time To Kill a Mocking Bird because I'm done.
Yes, as many know I could go on forever. But then you might try and pull the lever, if at Silverado and see the hangman's noose. I wouldn't want that and neither would a moose. So I will let this movie post come to pass from my ever so entertaining little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.