You know they say if you're going to threaten someone make it good. But does it really matter in one's hood? For many a threat is just that. It is something you will never do at your mat.
I am going to kick your ass.
You say it with such class.
You even beat the poor sap up to.
But you never kicked him where he uses a loo.
If I see you again I will kill you.
Has surely come due.
But that never takes place.
Unless one is a nutcase.
I will send you packing.
Something about that one is lacking.
Why would I want to pack?
Better to threaten with a thumbtack.
I will hit you with my car.
Unless drunk at a bar,
That will not come due.
Especially if inside a building at your zoo.
If you don't do that you will be fired.
After you are long past hired.
Another empty one that comes due,
With no fat to chew.
I will throw you out the window.
Meanwhile you are a foot above the ground at your show.
That really is some threat.
Plus most weigh more than a pet.
I will never watch your movie again.
Many say at their den.
To a person who can't even hear them at all.
Then at the next one they are again at the movie hall.
I will put you in detention.
That sure deserves a mention.
Hearing it a time or ten.
But it rarely came due at my den.
I will clean your clock.
That would be a shock.
First I have to have clock.
But you can shine the lock.
Take the trash out or no sex.
That one can convex.
But just in case the trash will go.
No since tempting fate so things will not grow.
Now you see how threats are dumb in a way with my hum. But they do make one feel better at times with their threatening chimes. Maybe I should threaten that if any trespass, I will pass gas on them with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.