Monday, November 25, 2013

A Tweet All Should Delete!

Thanks to Folklore keeping it real and spinning the dumbtweets.com wheel, the cat saw it and had to give it a go. Warning, you may lose a few IQ points from reading those below.


Wow, just wow.
To you I give a bow.
Can't even make a blonde joke.
Even dumb blondes on that would choke.



So people with dyed hair sleep,
And those who don't creep?
New type of zombie about?
Died people have such clout.



Yep, a big state.
With Canadian bacon on a plate.
That was invented by Americans too.
Probably by someone as dumb as you.


Oh yes.
I must confess.
Coming from a spoiled rich kid.
That statement sure has my bid.



Axis you say?
Spokesperson at your bay.
Preach the axis everywhere,
And soon it will come to pass at your lair.



Yeah, because meteors = global warming.
Outer space is storming.
Oh no!
Space objects are caused by mother nature you know.



Hmm dinosaurs may take offense,
Are you like them and dense?
I hope you don't cut,
And try to remove that gut.



Hmm ummm errr and then some.
Can anyone be that dumb?
If on there they got Twitter.
Do I leave you bitter?



Ummm dumb times two.
Some people have no clue
But it is such a rare sight,
For twins to have the same birthday, right?



Try try again.
There at your den.
Eventually you'll get it right.
Or walk away in spite.

So there you go. We are all now dumber for looking at such a show. These type of humans make the cat like dogs, they are smarter even if they eat umm logs. That is pretty bad. These people should never leave their pad. Or be locked away in mass so their dumbness does not come in sight of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

95 comments:

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    1. Without a break #7
      Good heavens!

      Hank

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    2. In with minutes to spare
      As waffles was late lurking at my lair

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  2. All of these were really funny, kind of infuriates me that that idiot Jaden Smith is a voice for society though when he says dumb things about how nobody should go to school, what a moron.

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    1. Yep, a moron indeed
      Easily seen on his Twitter feed

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  3. Who lets these people have computer access

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    1. They need to pass an iq test
      Before letting them tweet at their nest

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  4. So glad you enjoyed that website Pat! My kids told me about it and we get quite a few laughs perusing through the Einsteins on there.

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    1. Yeah it is quite fun
      Not sure how people can be so dumb though under their sun

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    1. They make it easy
      So it might end up cheesy

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  6. Good Morning Pat..

    Oh this was too funny thanks for the laugh
    I'm sure the answer to society's problems
    is to have everyone drop out of school..
    yes, that would be so cool you rich fool
    everyone thinking Canada is a state
    imagine twins with the same birth date

    unbelievable what people will say
    as they tweet away at their bay

    hope you and the cats have a great day...

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    1. Yep, just drop out of school
      You'll be oh so cool
      Dumb as a stump
      Can run all day like Forrest Gump.
      Twins with the same birth date
      That is just such a blue moon fate
      lol nuts galore
      Have a great day at your shore

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  7. Wait Canada is not a state?
    I guess to this party I am late
    For that they may revoke my internet "axis" for good
    Well they probably won't, but they should

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    1. You will get a pass
      Your axis is tilted with the mass
      If you start talking Einstein speak
      Then you may get sent up the creek

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  8. Americans made Canadian Bacon? Putting the word 'Canadian' in front of fooled me. *sigh* Do Canadians call it 'Candian Bacon?' or do they just call it ham...and call bacon, 'bacon?' I'm not talking about Kevin Bacon...or is it Kevin Bakin'... I guess if he's in the kitchen... never mind... :)

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    1. lol went off on a tangent there
      And NO we don't call it Canadian bacon at our lair
      No one at all
      It is just called ham at our hall
      You americans invented the name
      With such a fake claim

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    2. hahahaha how arrogant of us hahahahahhaha

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    3. hahaha yes all you guys
      Spreading such lies

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  9. Does this mean Canada is NOT a state? Damn
    I thought it was between Texas and Alabam
    I mailed a package, paid the rate
    But it came back right to my gate
    I'll go find it on my map
    Don't want it thought that I'm a sap.

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    1. lol wow a bit mixed up
      Need the nose of a pup
      Then find your way
      To the right bay
      At least you did not say
      I'm by alaska at my ns bay

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  10. Between facebook and twitter, you can see it all.

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    1. And want it unseen
      As most is obscene

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  11. Global warming causes meteors? Sure.
    These are probably the same people placing personal want ads. No wonder they are single.

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    1. Yeah that is probably a safe bet
      I guess they are dumb in both regards, sorta a twin set

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  12. Oh JR Smith, I remember that goober. He used to play for us (basketball player). I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that he tweeted that, or that he got 394 retweets. You know, come to think of it, I'm just glad we don't know how many retweets Jaden Smith got. My gut "extinct" says it's a boatload.

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    1. lol yeah the retweets are pretty sad.
      And we do not want to know how many jumped on the Jaden fad

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  13. Twitter message appears dumb
    Too brief and lacks explanation
    Don't be fooled
    It's just a tool
    To get back at others with sarcasm

    Hank

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    1. That is all it is indeed
      And they do it at high speed

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  14. It really makes me sad to see some of the things people actually say. I love twitter for the humor and the crazy people on there but you showcased the real dummies and really they are pretty dumb!

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    1. They are so so dumb
      And even then some

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  15. Each tweet is better than the others. I wonder which one is the best.

    Did I say better? Aaargh.

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    1. Better you say?
      You like the dumb on display?

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  16. Haha! These were awesome!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you! So needed these on a Monday. :)

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    1. haha no problem at all
      Glad I can help out at my hall

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  17. yes, people are getting dumber and dumber. however let's not lose hope just yet. :D

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    1. haha hope is close to gone
      Fully when they roll like a mutt on the lawn

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  18. Great finds! People say the craziest things on Twitter.

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  19. Hahahaha - thanks! I always feel a bit smarter after reading stuff like that!

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    1. haha yeah help up the old ego
      When is canada a state, the answer you know

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  20. Lemme axe you a question. So, Canada ain't a state? Mind blowing info right therrrr!

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    1. You've be zombified to their level I think
      Might want to quickly break the link lol

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  21. The mom recently googled funniest Yahoo comments and died laughing at the ridiculous questions and snappy answers. One wnated to know if Canadians looked like Americans. That's a hard one!

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    1. lol wow that is very very sad
      Nope, we're aliens at our pad

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  22. Those absolutely cracked me up. that is my kind of humor! xox jean

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    1. Yeah such fun to do
      Picking on those who have no clue

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  23. Oh my goodness, sound the idiot alert!

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    1. The alert would be sent out far and wide
      For this idiot ride

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  24. orlin N cassie....sum oh thoze peepulz knead a lesson in spellin....we aced it...think we shuld offer a free clazz !!! :) :) :) :)

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    1. Go for it
      You could write out lessons in your umm spit lol

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  25. Who ARE these people? Doesn't the Darwin Law of Natural Selection apply to them?

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    1. I wish it were so
      Then crap like that wouldn't show

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  26. These are hilarious. They say there are no dumb questions, but these are as dumb as they come. And Jaden Smith recommends everyone drop out of school? He's dating one of the Kardashians (not that I follow any of that trashy "news"), so I guess it makes sense. Why bother when you have bazillions and can just be dumb as a brick?!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Exactly for him
      He can quit on a whim
      Billions in the bank
      Who cares if grades tank

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  27. What the hell's up with these idjits who tweet?
    Seems to me, they think with their feet.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. If they think at all
      Before giving a call

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  28. All that on Twitter? I'm glad I don't hang out there often!

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  29. Even more reasons I don't do Twitter.
    All of that can be thrown in the kitty litter.
    haha.

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    1. And buried good and deep
      Let the dumb ones weep

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  30. The twins did it - 18 months and different birthdays - that works!
    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

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    1. haha the twins were quite the one
      Anyone to say that their brain cells are done

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  31. That was great, Pat. My daughter in love would completely freak if she was going to be in her current state for 18 mos:) 1 mo and 1 day and I'll be a first time grandmother.

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    1. haha she'd have to right to freak indeed
      Congrats on being a grandma at your feed

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  32. I was so glad to make it through this post without seeing anything stupid I might have posted on Twitter...anything's possible, anymore. LOLOL!!! :)

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    1. lol if you sink that low
      You may just get shown at my show

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  33. The world is getting dumber, I've heard said,
    Instead of twitter, maybe a book should be read.

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    1. They might not make it through
      tweeting for dumbies at their zoo

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  34. hope the twins don't get the brains from their mom

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    1. Let's hope not
      They'd suffer from brain rot

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  35. Oh my gosh, I laughed so loud
    how can we have so many dummies in a crowd?
    Had to laugh about the ones with twins
    Maybe 2 babies make them have to go to the loony bin?

    betty

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    1. haha they are already there
      I guess they had one to many pills at the loony lair

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  36. had a girl in my history class that swore that canada was a place in pennsylvania...even after we showed her on a map...its kinda scary to think that these people are allowed to breed as well...scary i tell you...

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    1. LOL wow that is scary and sad
      Glad you set her straight at your pad

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  37. My favorite is still the following:

    HOW IS BABBY FORMED.
    HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT.

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  38. That makes me feel much smrter...smater..uh ..better!

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  39. Very funny. I'd like to visit the state called Canada. Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Good luck with that
      Visiting it at your mat

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  40. So much dumb,
    Begets so much fun,
    But also brings a little frown,
    Humans can be dumb silly little clowns.

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    1. That they can be
      Need to set those ones out to sea

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  41. Oh my goodness, and I thought Facebook was bad
    Who would have thought it could get this sad
    The more I know
    About our Earth show
    The more and more and more I utter eee gad

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    1. haha yeah they take the cake
      Brains must have got baked or whacked with a rake

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  42. These are all a hoot
    With double twin gaffs to boot.

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