There are so many important dates out there that the cat has to just shout them out at my lair. With Christmas coming up and all. They need their date also shown on my wall.
First get your inner pervert ready,
Then some may drool steady.
January 8th is Male Watcher's Day.
Gawk at males on display.
January 23rd comes too soon.
It brings Measure Your Feet Day to each loon.
On February 7 be neighborly at your sea.
It's Wave All Your Fingers At Your Neighbor Day with glee.
February 9th can kiss my rear.
No Toothache Day is allowed to come near.
March 3rd though is grand.
If Pets Had Thumbs Day across the land.
March 8th I can do.
Bring on Be Nasty Day at my zoo.
But March 20th can stay far away from my rear.
Extraterrestrial Abductions Day gets no cheer.
April 2nd is Children's Book Day.
That sure works for my bay.
April 4th could also be fun,
When Walk Around Things Day is spun.
April 28th is kinda dumb though.
Kiss Your Mate Day at you show.
One whole day a year?
Is your mate a deer?
May 16th will get some love indeed,
As Love a Tree Day takes seed.
Hopefully it will factor into April 23rd's Lucky Penny Day,
And I won't see a bare ass humping a tree on display.
June 13th's Blame Someone Else Day will be great,
You can blame all for your fate.
Also first Friday the 13th of 2014.
Just an fyi from my scene.
July 14th will get, literally, a rise.
National Nude Day comes without a disguise.
July 31st you might not want to know.
It's Mutt's Day as they butt sniff to and fro.
August 27th they got lazy.
Just Because Day is kinda hazy.
And September 16th is the most thrilling of all.
Celebrate Collect Rocks Day and have a ball.
Those are just some of the many days awaiting you. Christmas just does not measure up now with them in view. Right? Can I get a might? Nope? I guess those days will just have to cope. No one will celebrate them in mass. Sorry E.T. you are not getting near my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.