Saturday, November 16, 2013

Really Hate, I Mean Really At My Gate!

This one is more Pat than the cat but I agree with him at my mat, so the cat can rant away about that nasty bay. One look at that medieval death trap of a place and they would suffer my claw embrace.

Sit in a chair,
Hearing humans blare.
Like torture is upon them,
Spitting lots of flem.

Sure isn't a thrill,
When out comes the drill.
Burrowing into your mind,
I wonder what they will find?

But then some sucky thing,
Can be heard beginning to sing.
Know where they can shove that,
At their torture mat.

When out comes the needle,
I want to use you as a treadle.
Stick my foot in your face,
Leaving an imprint to trace.

Then you try and talk,
As above me you gawk?
Really? What is with that?
Want me to hit you with a bat?

Scrape me once more,
And there will be no encore.
I'll bite down hard.
You'll be a four fingered bard.

And with your poison crap,
I'll blow you off the map.
Take that and shove it,
Your fluoride shit.

Have you guessed yet?
Are you on to the pet?
Not just yet?
Don't fret.

For they charge a ton.
For their torture fun.
Even giving you a smile,
That seems so vile.

But if your a kid,
You get a sticker of a squid.
Or maybe some wax string.
My, don't you feel like a king?

Guess half way through? I know for a few it is true. Hate that evil dentist place. Not sure a single person alive likes such an embrace. Thankfully no pain though, except parting with the dough. And I said I would bite if fluoride came into my sight. That was well and crass so they kept that away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

67 comments:

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    1. Without a break lucky #13
      Just to be seen!

      Hank

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  2. They are all very well paid
    And they cause all the dread
    Drilling
    Smiling
    Torture to others, what a fate!

    Hank

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    1. haha torturers that get paid
      Quite the trade

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  3. Hi-ho Hi-ho to the dentist we must go
    We dread it bad more than you know
    White-knuckled we sit in a funky chair
    It often puts our feet in the air
    Mount Everest I would rather climb
    Than be here in this moment of time
    White-coat man don't give me sas
    Just turn on the laughing gas

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    1. haha then you'll smile
      At him being vile
      Turn up the dial
      And sing the whole while

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  4. The dentist's office is so darn expensive even with insurance. I hate that place.

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    1. Yep, very much agree
      They make a ton at their sea

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  5. I didn't know what it was until the "scrape me once more" line
    I think mean dentists should be subjected to fines
    I've only had one nice one in my life
    It was a pretty blonde one, oh to make her my wife

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    1. I had a nice one or two
      at my zoo
      Because I bit him
      Then he was no longer grim

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  6. All the advances in medicine and they still use the primitive pick. Hate that thing!

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    1. haha yeah that thing is yuck too
      Want to flush it down the loo

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  7. Don't hate, it's fate
    May be late r
    we can make
    it works with
    no headache.

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    1. No headache I am fine at
      At heir nasty drill mat

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  8. I don't mind the dentist, I got teeth fillings (two times) in my high school years and it wasn't painful at all.

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    1. Just as annoying as can be
      Sitting there well they work on thee

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  9. I don't hate them.. don't love them either :P
    couldn't guess it till the halfway... fluoride made things clearer :D

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  10. Oh, I guessed this one right away
    sitting in the evil chair at their bay
    would not be the highlight of your day
    but, off we go to our own dismay
    twice a year to see what they say
    but, first how do you plan to pay
    for these x-rays...(lol)

    it does seem evil all that picking
    rinsing & spitting is all rather gross
    get it done and say adios..

    So, Captain...where do we sail next
    to a certain bay might be rather nice...





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    1. Yeah say adios and bite down
      Making them also frown
      Payback is grand
      At dentist land
      Rinse and spit
      Hate it
      A nearby bay
      With some hay
      What the heck
      We'd hit the deck

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    2. forget the dentist my captain
      let us set sail and be on our way
      to the bora bora land where life
      would be grand...heehee

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    3. haha on the beach
      Drink in reach
      Sway away
      All through the day

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  11. Since lots of people here in India are vegetarians, we don't get too many dental problems.

    I have had 2-3 sittings with a dentist. He was a good person and knew what he was doing. I loved it.

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    1. Love for the dentist you say?
      I guess going vegetarian does pay lol

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  12. I really like my dentist but I don't like going to the dentist if you know what I mean.

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    1. Yeah got you
      One does not make the other nice at any zoo

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  13. Oh my, we are not fans of the dental types either!

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  14. Yep, I totally agree
    and wish it was free.
    haha.

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    1. free would be better I suppose
      But still cause much woes

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  15. Didn't guess what it was
    until the end
    why do we not consider
    dentists our friends?

    betty

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    1. They drill and fill
      Then make one pop a pill

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  16. There was a lotta bite in this post...

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    1. At least I didn't bite off more than I could chew
      Today at my zoo

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  17. I despise the dentist. Had a very bad experience at one 10 years ago, now I refuse to go unless absolutely necessary.

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    1. haha they way to be
      There at your sea

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  18. I'm there with you! Hate, hate, hate the dentist, and am dreading my next appointment. I can't believe that in this day and age they still have to use a drill of such horrid noise. It's like they enjoy the torture aspects of what they do. Water pic's can (and have - depending on who you see) replace the dental hygienist for teeth cleaning but they'd rather scrape and stab their way to clean! A pox on them all I say! LOL

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    1. lol all of them deserve such an end
      They should use lasers or something by now with all the money we spend

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  19. oh i def am not a fan of the dentist
    you know mine as a child was named malice
    which is so apropo...seriously i think horor movies
    would do better with more dentists

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    1. haha fitting name
      Wonder if when born dentist was their claim

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  20. When I had my wisdom teeth removed *all 4 at once* the oral surgeon fractured my jaw...I couldn't open my mouth more than an inch for over a month...I really hate the dentist...

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    1. Damn, that would give me super hate
      Here at our gate

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  21. I actually have a major dental appointment by next week, yikes ~ Just want to get it over with ~

    Happy weekend Pat ~

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    1. Yuck to that
      Hopefully it is over in no time flat

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  22. Have drill
    Will thrill
    Make you shrill
    Until
    You scream
    Something obscene...

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  23. I have to go every three months.
    Two words -
    Nitrous.
    NITROUS.

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  24. The Human thinks Marathon Man showed everything anyone ever needs to know about dentists! Ha ha meow.

    Last time at the evil vet
    She said soon I'll need to get
    A thorough feline "dental"
    But I say she's just mental!

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    1. Yes, I agree
      After you see
      that movie
      Th dentist isn't groovy
      And mental haha
      Forget the dental

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  25. I haven't been to the dentist for a while. I think my teeth are fine though, no need to drop by.

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  26. You have really expressed well the tortures of going to a dentist! I hate to be held captive in that chair. LOL.

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    1. haha that chair sucks a ton
      Can't get up and run

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  27. Never a bad idea to have a rant and a good attack on things such as people who slack, awesome Pat!

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  28. only evil people become dentists - no sane person wants to be one of the most hated people on the planet.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      They must enjoy making people blue

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