Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Seventeen Comes Due And They Still Have A Loose Screw!

Here we go once more with the search engine nuts at my shore. I guess this will always be as they surely find me. But it allows for some fun. So away we go under my sun.

"chicken nuggets drawing"

They are stealing Betsy's work today. I'm sure numb tongue will make them pay.

"does 39 and time rhyme"

Umm no. Unless you talk in tongues at your show.

"sweetmook goat"

What is that? Some kind of crossbred gnat?

"beethoven the the third when they go camping"

A bit of a stutter I see. But glad the classics and peeing behind a tree give you glee.

"hairy man tits"

Boy, have you come to the wrong place. I would have liked to see the look on your face.

'furry hairy snow moon boobs"

Umm err is there such a thing? I can't wait for spring.

"she-could-really-go-for-some-dick"

Are you trying to play some strange game of connect four? With you on a connecting tour?

"fart books ipad"

A customer I see. Hope A Fart Apart was fun for thee.

"i'm not in a good mood please don't dis"

So you are telling Google you are in a bad mood? Was Facebook giving you attitude?

"My left hand can't work as hard as my"

I am glad you did not finish that. Some things should not be known by the cat.

"Date me please good miss molly"

Ummm errr I will give you a good golly. Go enjoy your blown up dolly.

"Yankees in my pants"

Wow, that has to be strange. Maybe you should drop trough and change?

"Wiggled too far too the left too much"

I do not want to know where you wiggle. Too much too even get a well timed giggle.

'The walls are watching me"

As long as they don't talk let them gawk.

And the winner for today with this strange search engine display, really thinks they are great. I mean they must eat off of a golden plate. Warning it is a bit crass. So go now if you wish to pass.

Wonderful, My Shit is Roses, Yours Is Shit

All I can do is shake my head. That person should never get out of bed. How is it any different when it comes out the other end? Maybe you all have some advice for this nut you wish to send. Could sit and shoot the shit. Could bring forth a shit storm or be a hit. I am done being punny and crass. Enjoy the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

83 comments:

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    1. Winning streak perfect #10
      Hoping for a good trend

      Hank

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    2. Back to double digits
      Beating all the ummm ejits

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  2. You get the crazies at your door
    Tie em in a box and set it on the shore
    A big wave may come to pass
    Sailing out to sea with their words so crass

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    1. Crazy finds me
      Time and time again at my sea
      But oh well
      Set them adrift and they'll cause no others hell

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  3. Ha, you do attract quite a crew.
    All I can say is "Lucky you."
    Happy Wednesday!

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    1. Lucky me
      If only it were such with the lottery

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  4. Some of these people are really crazy, but at least they aren't lazy I suppose haha!

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    1. Yeah they type a bunch
      Even if out to lunch

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  5. Why on earth would anyone type in these combinations of words?
    Seems to me to be a bit absurd
    But the world is made up of crazies when you really think about it
    Otherwise it would be as boring as a zit

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    1. Well many are absurd
      Or some sort of closet nerd
      Boring as a zit you say
      At least you can pop those when on display haha

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  6. Obviously hairy man tits and furry hairy snow man boobs need to get together and breed.

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    1. What would show?
      Hairy man tits made of snow

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  7. 'furry hairy snow moon boobs
    Pull them through all the loops
    They frown
    Like clowns
    Could easily change their moods

    Hank

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    1. Yeah that they could
      Beats wood
      Just meld and mold
      Might be cold

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  8. "Wiggled too far too the left too much"
    might be the driver got right eye patch?
    "The walls are watching me"
    sure they will be...
    maybe when neighbor
    playing 'wall spree' ?

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    1. A pirate driver you say
      Could be the way
      And peeping tom neighbors too
      Hope they get a scary view

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  9. If the walls could talk & see
    They would tell a lot of history
    Are you dating miss molly?
    Haha :)

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    1. haha no miss molly here
      Groping my umm rear lol

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  10. Wow, that is quite the crazy list
    gives Google an amusing twist
    running 17 you couldn't resist
    these unusual searches still persist
    must be a bit hazy in your mist..lol..

    Have a good day at your bay...

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    1. Google sends me the blissed
      Or those that are pissed
      Showing me how they hissed
      So the poor guys aren't missed
      But their butt won't be kissed
      Their weirdo searches will be laughed at and dismissed

      Later avoid your crater
      And an alligator

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  11. These crack me up. Seriously, I'm loving the extra pictures we get when we post, Pat!

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    1. Yeah glad I found that code
      So as many pics as I want I can load

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  12. Of all the nuts I'm probably the nuttiest
    But better by far than being the smuttiest!

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    1. Well smut can be fun too
      Just depends on who is with you

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  13. I always enjoy these, so funny

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  14. As for that last line, it doesn't belong to me! Oh wait, there's no apostrophe. :)

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    1. lol don't have rosey crap
      Good to know across the map

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  15. These search engine posts always crack me up.Further proof that people just don't know how to effectively do a search.

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    1. nope, not at all
      As can be seen by the writing on my wall

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  16. An engine should go putt-putt
    Not give you nuts and smut.

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    1. haha but instead it does
      Then I just reiterate their buzz

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  17. Furry hairy snow man boobs...all I can picture is a snow man with some type of rodent burrowed in the chest....although I dont quite think thats what the searcher had in mind.

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    1. haha no, probably not
      But it would be funny a lot

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  18. Opps just read that title wrong
    Singing the song,
    snowman need a bra

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  19. I should probably start reading my spam. I just don't have the time for that crap.

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    1. Works for me
      Gives me more ammo at my sea

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  20. *puts hands over eyes*

    Oh dear...

    But I couldn't stop reading!

    :)

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    1. haha scary they can be
      But you have to sea

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  21. From now on you'll find me hiding inside every snow day...
    I'll never think of snow men in the same way.

    :)

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    1. haha hairy snow men don't appeal?
      I bet on them you could get a deal

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  22. Since we have no snow, we are safe from voluptuous snow...people.

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  23. Oh goodness...lock the gate and dig a well to throw the crazies in when they come.

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    1. haha and keep Lassie away
      So they won't be saved some day

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  24. LOL! Great stuff!!

    It's crazy what search items bring you to a blog. Apparently taxidermied lamb, big belly overalls and polka apocalypse will bring you to mine.

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    1. A polka apocalypse would be one of a kind
      At least no aliens come and stick anything up ones behind lol

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  25. Yikes! What did I walk into here???

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  26. orlin N casiee...sorree...... we getted ta de B werd...chcickn...N quitted reedin...

    :) ~~~~~~~~~~~

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    1. haha don't like the burd
      or mention of the word

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  27. I think we better keep searching!!!

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    1. Yeah better indeed
      Scaries come at top speed

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  28. HAHAHAHA
    I can't even think of anything to say after that last one, I'm still laughing.
    I'm going now.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. hahaha left you speechless today
      My what search engine crazies can do at my bay

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  29. Whoa, man, you get some doozies
    Crazy dudes and wacky floozies!!!

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    1. Wacky they are
      Must have came from a bar

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  30. i must confess
    Reading that i spit my coffee and made a mess

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    1. haha sorry for that
      hopefully it was easy to clean up at your mat

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  31. Better check those walls for a peep hole

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    1. Have to look far and wide
      For peepers who take pride

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  32. Not sure i ever will look at snowmen the same again

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    1. No hairy snowman boobs for you?
      That might make the snowmen blue

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  33. so how do you do 39? that is not even half of 69...ha. fart books you know you were asking for trouble with that, and i cant believe pat has hairy man boobs....err...ok, now my ocd is tripping...lol

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    1. haha yeah the fart book was asking for it
      But it has been a hit
      And hmm to the 39
      Beats the feline
      Made your ocd trip
      bet zombie feet and hairy man tits would send it for a flip

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  34. Things sure are interesting in your world!

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    1. That they seem to be
      As they nuts find me

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  35. missed your crazy ramblings Pat..
    wish u r doing fine :)

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  36. I haven't gotten any weirdos lately. So glad I could come here and laugh at the ones who pay you a visit though!

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    1. haha at least they are good for that
      Here at my mat

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  37. We tried to understand this
    But honestly we guess we missed
    Did people type these words
    In a search? So absurd!
    Where do you go
    To find these I wanna know?
    Do you work for google?
    (They're not very frugal)


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    1. Have to go to stats
      To find the dingbats
      There you will see
      All the search terms that brought them to thee

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  38. Oh, it's too early to laugh this hard!
    No phrase even fit for a greeting card.
    Crazies here and there
    crazies everywhere!
    hahaha.

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    1. haha that they are
      Everywhere and always find my sandbar
      But fun to do
      Hopefully no coffee was spit at your zoo lol

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  39. Nuttier than a fruitcake…
    Does fruitcake rhyme with rutabaga?
    jk - what's that you say?

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    1. haha not a chance
      I'll give you a weird glance

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