What is it with the bar? I guess it is where nothing is on par. So when people walk in they get made fun of easily at ones bin? There has to be a better place to go about such a race. The cat doesn't mind the easy one. But lets see if other places are just as fun.
Two guys walk into a morgue,
One looks like a borg.
They look at the dead.
Then one finds a little head.
Two dogs walk into a park.
Each of them have to bark.
They solve life's riddle,
If something bugs you, step up to it and piddle.
Two cats go nowhere.
Resting at their lair.
Everything they need,
The humans simply heed.
Two bloggers meet in an alley.
One a city slicker the other from the valley.
Sadly, it does not end well for the city slicker.
But the other blogger takes pictures to show as pop goes his ticker.
Two people walk into Walmart.
They each grab a shopping cart.
One for the front, one for the back.
Today clothes they kinda lack.
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Two doctors meet at the shore.
They decide to explore.
But it is tough to come to pass,
As neither can't get the others head out of their ass.
Two kids meet at the loony bin.
They are happy to be let in.
They think it is dandy,
To get so much free candy.
Two women meet on Mars,
Tired of the bars.
But they still get the same view,
With Uranus coming due.
A married couple goes to a flick.
They come across a real dick.
The lass is excited though.
Those toys were overused at her show.
Two politicians meet, who cares.
They just get eaten by bears.
Saving the bear population one at a time.
Politician bear poop art is sublime.
See you don't need a bar or even a car. You can go near or far and things are still on par. The cat had to point that out. Now I'll go meet a trout. And like the bears it will come to pass, eventually, out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.